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PostPosted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:36 pm
by DaleTremont
SilentBobX wrote:Dr. Gonzo: Even a goddamned werewolf's entitled to legal counsel......Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas


Every line in Fear and Loathing is a gem but I think my personal fave is, "As your attorney, I advise you to get a very fast car with no top."

Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 2:56 am
by bastard_robo
Did you just see what God did to us man?

GOD DIDNT DO THAT! YOU DID. YOUR A FUCKING NARCOTICS AGENT, I KNEW IT!

PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 10:48 am
by SilentBobX
DaleTremont wrote:
SilentBobX wrote:Dr. Gonzo: Even a goddamned werewolf's entitled to legal counsel......Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas


Every line in Fear and Loathing is a gem but I think my personal fave is, "As your attorney, I advise you to get a very fast car with no top."


Indeed Dale. I of course picked that little quote cause of his upcoming Wolf Man remake. Neat foreshadowing, eh?

Also, bastardrobo, I think the line is:

"Did you see what Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahd just did to us man?"

Correct pronunciation if nothing else.

Mahalo

PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 2:48 pm
by Maui
From Caddyshack:

Sandy [Scottish brougue]: Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course

Carl: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.

Sandy: Not golfers, you great git! Gophers, the little brown, furry rodents!

PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 8:40 pm
by LaDracul
Some from "Superhero Movie"-

"What this city needs is more police...and a Hooters."-The Police Chief

Lou: Lance is the only family I have, seeing as I never married.
Jill: Fruitcake? (Holds up fruitcake)
Lou: No, I just never met the right woman.

:)

PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 8:53 pm
by WinslowLeach
"Whoa! were'd you get that big fucker?"

"We needed something to cut the limes"

"Limes?..."

F&LILV

PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:27 pm
by Maui
WinslowLeach wrote:"Whoa! were'd you get that big fucker?"

"We needed something to cut the limes"

"Limes?..."

F&LILV


Fear and Loathing....I had forgotten that line.

Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 9:33 pm
by bastard_robo
DONT FUCK WITH ME. I AM AHAB!

F&LILV...

Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 1:27 am
by Ribbons
From the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie:

Will: You ignored the rules of engagement! In a fair fight, I'd kill you.

Jack Sparrow: Well that's not much incentive for me to fight fair then, is it?

Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 3:27 am
by Seppuku
"I love you so much that sometimes I forget to go to the bathroom!"

Minnie & Moskowitz

I can tell you from experience, that's a line that goes down surprisingly badly in real life.

Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Wed Mar 18, 2009 7:10 am
by Cpt Kirks 2pay
Why's that? It sounds like a good line to use on someone.

Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 2:04 pm
by Non Union Super Hero
Oh really Elizabeth? How exactly does one suck a fuck? - Donnie Darko

OK, so... so... sometimes I lie. I mean, I'm weird, man. About random stuff too, I don't even know why I do it. It's like... it's like a tick, I mean sometimes I hear myself say something and think, Wow, that wasn't even remotely true. - Garden State (infinitely quotable, this is just my favorite)

One more body amongst foundations makes little difference. - Watchmen

They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time it works, every time. - Anchorman

Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Wed Apr 29, 2009 5:56 pm
by Seppuku
I've discovered possibly the most quotable film of all time, The Naked Civil Servant, the biopic on Quentin Crisp, one of Britain's most flamboyant homosexuals during the period when homosexuality was illegal, starring John Hurt.

Don't believe me? Well feast your eyes on these Oscar Wildeisms:

Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors.

When the war was declared, I bought two pounds of henna.

i don't believe in abroad- they're such cheats. I suspect they speak English behind our backs when we're not looking.

Young Queer-baiter: See that copper over there? If you don't give us a quid each, right? I'm gonna tell him you been fiddling with these two.
Quentin Crisp: I defy you to do your worst. It can hardly be my worst. Mine has already and often happened to me. You cannot touch me now. I am one of the "stately homos of England".

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level instead - it's cheaper.

Of course I lie to people. But I lie altruistically - for our mutual good. The lie is the basic building block of good manners. That may seem mildly shocking to a moralist - but then what isn't?

An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last instalment missing.

Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.

If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.


Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Wed May 27, 2009 4:07 pm
by Cpt Kirks 2pay
"I've got a little itch down there - do you mind?"

I used that line in bed with a girl once. It went down well.

Anyone got any others?

Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Wed May 27, 2009 5:28 pm
by RogueScribner
I was in bed with a girl once and she asked "What are you gonna do to me?" and I said, "Fuck you gently with a chainsaw." She looked at me like I was weird or something and then when I showed her my chainsaw she ran away screaming. :?

Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Wed May 27, 2009 6:46 pm
by Cpt Kirks 2pay
RogueScribner wrote:I was in bed with a girl once and she asked "What are you gonna do to me?" and I said, "Fuck you gently with a chainsaw." She looked at me like I was weird or something and then when I showed her my chainsaw she ran away screaming. :?


Did you drop the Chainsaw on her when she ran down the stairs than in a Christian Bale American Psycho way shout out ' BAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!' when it landed on her? Dropping chainsaws on a girl - it always goes down well.

Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Wed May 27, 2009 6:50 pm
by Seppuku
RogueScribner wrote:I was in bed with a girl once and she asked "What are you gonna do to me?" and I said, "Fuck you gently with a chainsaw." She looked at me like I was weird or something and then when I showed her my chainsaw she ran away screaming. :?


I use that line all the time. I always figured it would probably work better if I were female, but I carried on using it anyway. I never thought about changing the "me" to a "you." This just opened up a whole world of possibilities.

Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 11:45 am
by buster00
"I'll sell you my body...for a kiss."

"Now I know what death tastes like."

Those are my new favorites. I try to shoehorn them into my everyday conversation.

Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Thu May 28, 2009 12:36 pm
by magicmonkey
I go around saying, "Tell me what you need Spock, tell me what you need."

Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Wed Jul 01, 2009 6:15 pm
by Seppuku
One of the best rants in movie history courtesy of Bob Hoskins at the end of The Long Good Friday, painfully transcribed by yours truly because I couldn't find it online:

"I'll tell you something... I'm glad I found out in time just what a partnership with a pair of wankers like you would have been. A sleeping partner's one thing, but you're in a fucking coma! No wonder you've got an energy crisis your side of the water. But us British, we're used to a bit more vitality, imagination, touch of the Dunkirk spirit. Know what I mean? The days when Yanks could come over here and buy up Nelson's Column and an Harley Street surgeon and a couple of Windmill Girls are definitely over."

"Now look-"

"Shut up, you long streak of paralysed piss. What I'm looking for is someone who can contribute to what England has given to the world: culture, sophistication, genius- a little bit more than an 'otdog, know what I mean? We're in the common market now and my new deal is with Europe. I'm going into partnership with a German organization. Yeah- the Krauts! They've got ambition, know-how, and they don't lose their bottle. Look at you... The Mafia? I've shit 'em."

Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 12:04 am
by justcheckin
"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that."

Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 2:09 am
by Awesome Possum
Duke Henry: You Sir, are not one of my vassals... who are you?
Ash: Who wants to know?
Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples.
Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town.
-Army of Darkness. One of the best lines of the movie.

Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 2:12 am
by Awesome Possum
Inigo Montoya: I want my father back, you son of a bitch!
[He runs Count Rugen through and shoves him back against the table. Rugen falls to the floor, dead]
-Princess Bride. Brings a tear to my eye.

Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 2:20 am
by Awesome Possum
[Sitting at the dinner table]
Freddy Benson: Excuse me. May I go to the bathroom first?
Lawrence Jamieson: Of course you may.
Freddy Benson: [after a pause, and with relief] Thank you.
-Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 1988

Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 12:37 pm
by Eywa
I see you.

Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 3:25 pm
by Cpt Kirks 2pay
Eywa wrote:I see you.


Um, how can you see us when you've Foe'd so many users?

Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 4:06 pm
by minstrel
Eywa wrote:I see you.


"I can smell you!" - Dug the Dog, from Up

Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 3:51 pm
by Jabbadonut
There are several film lines that resonate within me.
My favorites:
The Maltese Falcon. The police inspector: "What is this thing, anyway?"
Humphrey Bogart: "That's the stuff dreams are made of."
(I may not be quoting 100% accurately, it has been awhile since I've seen that movie)

A Hard Days Night:
Person at press party: "Are you a Mod, or a Rocker?"
Ringo Starr: "Neither, I'm a Mocker"

And my current favorite:
From Kung Fu Panda:
Tai Leung (the snow leopard):
"You can't defeat me, you're just a big studly panda!"
Po the panda: "I'm not a big studly Panda, I'm THE big studly panda!"






"

Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 3:02 am
by Seppuku
Jabbadonut wrote:There are several film lines that resonate within me.
My favorites:
The Maltese Falcon. The police inspector: "What is this thing, anyway?"
Humphrey Bogart: "That's the stuff dreams are made of."
(I may not be quoting 100% accurately, it has been awhile since I've seen that movie)

A Hard Days Night:
Person at press party: "Are you a Mod, or a Rocker?"
Ringo Starr: "Neither, I'm a Mocker"

And my current favorite:
From Kung Fu Panda:
Tai Leung (the snow leopard):
"You can't defeat me, you're just a big studly panda!"
Po the panda: "I'm not a big studly Panda, I'm THE big studly panda!"

"


I get the inclusion of the first two quotes. They've always been a couple of my favourite lines as well (although technically "the stuff that dreams are made of" is a Shakespeare quote), but is that line from Kung Fu Panda really, really your favourite piece of dialogue in the history of all movies, just because Panda used the word "The"?

Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 12:39 pm
by Jabbadonut
Seppuku wrote:
Jabbadonut wrote:There are several film lines that resonate within me.
My favorites:
The Maltese Falcon. The police inspector: "What is this thing, anyway?"
Humphrey Bogart: "That's the stuff dreams are made of."
(I may not be quoting 100% accurately, it has been awhile since I've seen that movie)

A Hard Days Night:
Person at press party: "Are you a Mod, or a Rocker?"
Ringo Starr: "Neither, I'm a Mocker"

And my current favorite:
From Kung Fu Panda:
Tai Leung (the snow leopard):
"You can't defeat me, you're just a big studly panda!"
Po the panda: "I'm not a big studly Panda, I'm THE big studly panda!"

"


I get the inclusion of the first two quotes. They've always been a couple of my favourite lines as well (although technically "the stuff that dreams are made of" is a Shakespeare quote), but is that line from Kung Fu Panda really, really your favourite piece of dialogue in the history of all movies, just because Panda used the word "The"?


What the hell? The quote that I typed was big
F A T
Panda, not "studly." I've never used that word in my life. How did that get changed in my post?

And, yes, that is one of my favorite quotes as of today (tomorrow? who knows?). Another quote from Kung Fu Panda that is truly inspiring to me is when Po understands the point of the Dragron Scroll. "There is no secret ingredient." That is profound and important. I love that movie

Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 12:42 pm
by Jabbadonut
This is a test. I keep typing the word F A T and the board keeps changing it to the word "studly" why in the hell is that happening?

Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 12:49 pm
by Seppuku
Jabbadonut wrote:This is a test. I keep typing the word F A T and the board keeps changing it to the word "studly" why in the hell is that happening?


No idea, Jab Jab (that's my new nickname for you :) ). It's never done that before. Let me try it now: fat.

EDIT: It didn't change the word for me.

My guess is it only does it to people with under 200 posts. Keep on posting and maybe you'll be able to get rid of it. Must be pretty annoying, eh?

Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 1:07 pm
by travis-dane
studly liar

Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 1:12 pm
by travis-dane
As for the quote:

"We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit! "

Gary Johnson, Team America

Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 1:39 pm
by Hermanator X
Die Hard

Sgt Al Powell: "Why dont you wake up and smell what your shovelling?"

Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 9:21 pm
by Bayouwolf
recently I've caught myself saying "Zuhayluu Jake, Zuhayluu! Make the bond!" when I'm stumped while troubleshooting the equipment I'm working on...

Apparently Avatar has entered my lexicon of go-to quotes, much like Star Wars did...

Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 9:44 pm
by minstrel
I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!

- Monty Python and the Holy Grail
(one of the most quotable movies ever)

Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 12:09 am
by Tyrone_Shoelaces
"Now move along before I am forced to taunt you a second time!"

Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 12:29 am
by Jabbadonut
My new favorite quote, from "The Hurt Locker"

Eldridge: "At least I'll die in the line of duty, proud and strong."

Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 12:11 pm
by Maui
From The Producers (1968)

Franz Liebkind: You know, not many people knew it, but the F├╝hrer was a terrific dancer.

Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 12:42 pm
by TonyWilson
Always a favourite from the end of Repo Man here:

Leila: What about our relationship?
Otto: What?
Leila: Our relationship!
Otto: Fuck that!

Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Sun Apr 04, 2010 2:20 pm
by minstrel
The Ten Commandments was on last night. I was reminded of a line that has made me laugh every time I see that film:

"Moses! There's a man among the sheep!"

Put any thoughts of John Derek and bestiality out of your minds RIGHT NOW!

Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 7:34 am
by Seppuku
One, Two, Three.

"Do you know what happens if I defect? They will line up my family and shoot them! My wife, my mother-in-law, my brother-in-law, my sister-in-law."

*pauses*

"Comrades, let's do it!"

Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 11:08 am
by Al Shut
Haha that's one of the movies I've always wanted to see in the English original

Roughly paraphrasing:

What have you been doing during the war?

I was in the Underground

You were in the Resistance?

No, the Subway.

Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 11:44 am
by Seppuku
Al Shut wrote:Haha that's one of the movies I've always wanted to see in the English original

Roughly paraphrasing:

What have you been doing during the war?

I was in the Underground

You were in the Resistance?

No, the Subway.


Yeah, One, Two, Three is a seriously quotable movie. Billy Wilder was a funny fucker. You'd probably have to pause a few times to catch all the dialogue if you watched the English version- I was almost tempted to play it on half-speed myself so I didn't miss too much. Those screwball comedy scripts must have been about 500 pages long, even though the movies rarely got longer than 90 minutes.

Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 12:01 pm
by TonyWilson
A little Osterman Weekend Peckinpah by way of pure genius Rutger Hauer:
What you've just witnessed is, in many ways, a life-sized video game. You saw a liar talk to a killer and you couldn't tell them apart. But hey, it's only television. As you may know, television programs are just the filler between attempts to steal your money. So if you want to save some, turn me off. It's a simple movement, done with the hand and what is left of your free will. The moment is now. My bet is you can't do it. But go ahead and try.

Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 1:40 pm
by DerLanghaarige
My buddy and I were constantly saying variations of this George Of The Jungle quote back in 1998, whenever some of our other friends did something stupid.

"Bad guy falls in poop: Classic element of physical comedy. Now comes the part where we throw our heads back and laugh. Ready?"
"Ready!"
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

Of course we replaced "Bad guy falls in poop" with whatever happened. (Thomas spills drink over his shirt/ Bob gets a football in his face/ Alex dies in a car crash and so on)

Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Sat Apr 10, 2010 2:26 pm
by Peven
"those were some desperate dudes"

"hey, so was we!"



The Warriors, right after just barely escaping the Turnbull AC's onto the subway.....

Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Sun Apr 11, 2010 1:01 pm
by Maui
From Ratatouille

Anton Ego: "In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so. But there are times when a critic truly risks something, and that is in the discovery and defense of the new. The world is often unkind to new talent, new creations, the new needs friends. Last night, I experienced something new, an extraordinary meal from a singularly unexpected source. To say that both the meal and its maker have challenged my preconceptions about fine cooking is a gross understatement. They have rocked me to my core. In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Chef Gusteau's famous motto: Anyone can cook. But I realize, only now do I truly understand what he meant. Not everyone can become a great artist, but a great artist can come from anywhere. It is difficult to imagine more humble origins than those of the genius now cooking at Gusteau's, who is, in this critic's opinion, nothing less than the finest chef in France. I will be returning to Gusteau's soon, hungry for more."

Re: Favorite Movie Quotes

PostPosted: Mon May 03, 2010 2:20 am
by Kornula
"I never forget a face. Especially after I sat on it"

Crimes of Passion