Hottest Kong Babe

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Kong likes blondes - who's the hottest?

Fay Wray
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16%
Jessica Lange
22
33%
Naomi Watts
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45%
King Kong (guys with hairy backs rule!)
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6%
 
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Hottest Kong Babe

Postby peterhengl on Mon Dec 19, 2005 4:30 am

So now that the Peter Jackson thingy is out - who's the hottest King Kong girl ever? I'm sticking to the "pure" Kong movies, leaving out sequels, etc. to keep it simple.
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Postby magicmonkey on Mon Dec 19, 2005 5:26 am

Sorry, even tho I haven't seen the PJ Kong version, I gotta go with Naomi, she is a Fay Wray mark 2 clone, an upgrade with ounces more of loveliness. Fay in the original might have looked cuter in colour, but all that white powder would have looked a bit weird don't u think?

Naomi just radiates, I have stared and stared at pictures of her in Kong and she just looks wonderful.
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Postby Colin on Mon Dec 19, 2005 5:37 am

Naomi Watts.

Because of the nuclear radiation thing, like Monkey said.
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Postby Ribbons on Mon Dec 19, 2005 5:38 am

Lange, baby.
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Postby Tubbs Tattsyrup on Mon Dec 19, 2005 6:39 am

Have to go with Fay for "hottest". The scene where Kong peels off her clothes....phwooooarr!

This is despite the fact that Naomi Watts presents a far more appealing character. Fay is "hottest", but in fact Naomi is more attractive overall.

And I get off on white powder, bro.
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Postby Agent Alonzo on Mon Dec 19, 2005 7:28 am

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Postby Keepcoolbutcare on Mon Dec 19, 2005 7:38 am

Dino...
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Postby TonyWilson on Mon Dec 19, 2005 7:44 am

You guys are all nuts, Jessica Lange is super hot. Bloody lovely and she's got a diirty glint in her eye too. Lange all way people.
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Postby buster00 on Mon Dec 19, 2005 7:47 am

I voted Watts only because I couldn't vote for Charlize Theron in the Mighty Joe Young remake...now THERE'S something worth peeling a 'nanner over...
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Postby ThisIsTheGirl on Mon Dec 19, 2005 8:10 am

Quick note to Zoners in the United Kingdom:

In 20 minutes' time - BBC2 are showing the schlocky 1933 sequel to King Kong - Son of Kong. Then at 1:25, they're showing the original King Kong. Then tomorrow, they're showing Dino's version - so perhaps those who can should wait until they have all versions fresh in their head before they vote on this poll. Because I still have Watts swimming around in my mind, and maybe I should give Lange more of a chance, so I'm gonna hold out, set my video, and wait till tomorrow evening on this one.

If you're lucky enough to be at home, get BBC2 on!
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Postby Chairman Kaga on Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:09 am

I enjoy Son of Kong though I would catalogue it more as schmaltzy then schlock.
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Postby ThisIsTheGirl on Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:13 am

Ah, that age old conundrum - schlock or schmaltz?
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:15 am

The Dino, he's a got one thing to say anna one thing only, eh?

Three words...

Daisy. Dukes. PWND!
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Postby Chairman Kaga on Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:29 am

Oh yeah and Watts all the way.
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Postby ZombieZoneSolutions on Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:43 am

oh yeah, Naomi Watts, hands down. she's pretty much physical perfection.

instead of the 6 hour long running with the brontos extravaganza, various endless bug hunt sequences, and/or various awkward and pointless references to Heart of Darkness (yes, i get it, PJ, we all saw Apocalypse Now too) i'd much rather have seen more of Watts' Big Beautiful Blue Eyes brimming with tears and that world weary melancholy smile...

come to think of it, it would have been great to see more of Kong and Watts period, seeing as how the movie was supposed to be about them and their impossible relationship, not Jimmy n' Morpheous' painfully awkward buggy adventures in CG Bugtown usa.
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Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:46 am

Put it this way. I think Jessica Lange was the only one that actually wanted to shag the mothers out of Kong.


Jessica Lange wins hands down.
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Postby Chairman Kaga on Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:46 am

Wow ZZS did CG bugs or non-MTv manic pacing kill your dad or something?
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Postby ZombieZoneSolutions on Mon Dec 19, 2005 12:07 pm

Chairman Kaga wrote:Wow ZZS did CG bugs or non-MTv manic pacing kill your dad or something?


And did you forget that The Zone is about debate, not hate, n00b? I'm making well reasoned criticisms. Naturally, these may be criticisms you may not agree with. This, however, does not call for personal attacks, thanks. Feel free to back up your statements with well-reasoned defenses.

How does anything I've said lead you to believe that I like empteevee style editing? That doesn't even make any sense. I was calling for more development of Kong and Anns relationship. I'm looking for the B-movie Doctor Zhivago it was supposed to be, not the 800 billion dollar cg Hanna Barbara's Wacky Races. If anything, the incoherent bug hunt dino race has got empteevee written all over it.

Please, feel free to defend your position, but don't stoop to TB tactics please; that's n00b talk.
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Postby Chairman Kaga on Mon Dec 19, 2005 12:26 pm

I made no personal attack here I merely asked why you over exagerate everything in your supposedly well reasoned criticisms (I did so with an obvious sarcastic over exaggeration). These "criticisms" lose credibility when you can't state what actually happens in the film without resorting to childish aggrandizement stating it's 6 hours long or that scenes are "endless bug hunts". Your statements sound like they are formulated by a little kid using gibberish terms like bajillions. Not to mention why bring this up in a thread asking about which broad in which version of the film was "hotter"? You never answered my question as to why you feel a need to crit this film with the same youthful overemphasis in this thread? Why the chip? Plus why do you profess "And did you forget that The Zone is about debate, not hate, n00b?" and imply my inferiority as a "n00b" (as some empty personal attack) all in the same sentence?

(I didn't mention anything about editing)
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Postby Pacino86845 on Mon Dec 19, 2005 12:28 pm

It's fine, guys, let's keep cool.
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Postby ZombieZoneSolutions on Mon Dec 19, 2005 12:36 pm

Chairman Kaga wrote:I made no personal attack here I merely asked why you over exagerate everything in your supposedly well reasoned criticisms (I did so with an obvious sarcastic over exaggeration). These "criticisms" lose credibility when you can't state what actually happens in the film without resorting to childish aggrandizement stating it's 6 hours long or that scenes are "endless bug hunts". Your statements sound like they are formulated by a little kid using gibberish terms like bajillions. Not to mention why bring this up in a thread asking about which broad in which version of the film was "hotter"? You never answered my question as to why you feel a need to crit this film with the same youthful overemphasis in this thread? Why the chip? Plus why do you profess "And did you forget that The Zone is about debate, not hate, n00b?" and imply my inferiority as a "n00b" (as some empty personal attack) all in the same sentence?


I think making a reference to my father's death qualifies as a personal attack. Or maybe I'm just sensitive to that around the holidays.

Also, i've made numerous analyses of what was wrong with the film both here and in other threads -- the crippling length, the lack of character development (especially the most important -- the relationship between Ann and Kong), the outrageous, pointless, and incoherent extended chase/bug hunt scenes -- to which you have answered, in true n00bian TB hate fashion that I have the attention of a gnat, and it must have killed my father.

nevertheless, i've yet to read a coherent defense. i'd accept "i know it was flawed, but i love it anyway." or perhaps you'd like to make fun of my fathers death some more?

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Postby ZombieZoneSolutions on Mon Dec 19, 2005 12:36 pm

Pacino86845 wrote:It's fine, guys, let's keep cool.


you're right Pacino. i'm done now...
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Mon Dec 19, 2005 12:41 pm

Just a the reminder a to everyone, not a just Chairman anna ZombieZone, eh?

You can always a carry onna the debates inna the private PMs as a well... some-a-times, the debate, she valid but not appropriate for a the topic onna hand.

You can agree to a continue inna private, just a please anna to be civil inna your PMs, eh?
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Postby Chairman Kaga on Mon Dec 19, 2005 12:45 pm

No prob
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Postby Ribbons on Mon Dec 19, 2005 3:27 pm

Pacino86845 wrote:It's fine, guys, let's keep cool.


But care. Badumpbump.
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Postby RoyBatty on Mon Dec 19, 2005 3:34 pm

ZombieZoneSolutions wrote: the outrageous, pointless, and incoherent extended chase/bug hunt scenes -- to which you have answered, in true n00bian TB hate fashion that I have the attention of a gnat, and it must have killed my father.

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Wow, if you thought those bits were incoherent, god help you if you go to see Syriana (which I followed, but many don't).
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Postby austenandrews on Mon Dec 19, 2005 10:36 pm

Fay's tops. Naomi's a babe but she's a stick. I'll never get past Jessica Lange's character to evaluate whether she was hot or not.
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Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Mon Dec 19, 2005 10:41 pm

Lange's had the most Whorey quality as well as being physically more sexy.

It kills me to think about her.
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Postby DennisMM on Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:13 pm

Lange. She was using all the cun+ power she had on that big ape.
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Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:19 pm

Das right ma man!!

Can't wait till 1.05 Tuesday afternoon, C4. Kong 76 is on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Laaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnngggge!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby John-Locke on Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:32 pm

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Jessica Lange for me no question in the sexy department, I'd rather take Naomi home with me though, she's so cute.
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Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:45 pm

JESSICA!!!!!!!!!

Ooh, that picture!!!!!!!

Ooh, ooh, I ca nhardly look without espcloding!!!!
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Postby neo_wolf on Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:58 pm

Jessica,no doubt about it.
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Postby Neo Zeed on Mon Dec 19, 2005 11:59 pm

I voted Jessica. I'd hit that lovely!
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Postby Lord Voldemoo on Tue Dec 20, 2005 12:12 am

John-Locke wrote:Image


hubba hubba
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Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Tue Dec 20, 2005 9:10 am

Lord Voldemoo wrote:
John-Locke wrote:Image


hubba hubba


Chriiiiiiise, I can hardly contain myself!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anyway, she's on C4 right now everybody!!!!! King Kong 76 has just started on British TV, C4!!!

DOOOO EEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm tuning in and stripping off right now!
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Postby Ribbons on Tue Dec 20, 2005 10:13 am

Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:I'm tuning in and stripping off right now!


Ummm, helllooooo? Pants rule?
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Tue Dec 20, 2005 10:28 am

That Kirk, he is a lost a to us, eh?

He's a beyond our help...

The poor horny bastard.
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Postby Man-in-the-Box on Tue Dec 20, 2005 10:38 am

It would appear that he is in the zone sans pants more than Brock.
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Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:20 am

Sorry about that guys. Back in here only 'cos of a commercial break.
Sorry about the pants strip off joke. But HOLY KUNGPOW!!!!! is Jessica worth it!!!!

God bless you and and Thank you Dino for making my life the way it is for giving me Jessica Lange in your movie. By God though, the rest of it IS utter PANTS!!

Dino, WHAT


WAS


YOU

THINKING!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Anyway, gotta go, the film's started again and the choppers are coming in. Hope they accidently cut Jessica's silver dress off of her. Kit off time indeed.

Ooooh GOd, does Kong look a mess with all that blood coming out of him. That really is horrible and sad.
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Postby tapehead on Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:30 am

Lange is the hottest
Wray is the sweetest and cutest
Watts is the most contemporarily beautiful by today's standards (she doesn't pull any of that 21 grams shit in 'KONG' right? Those Ni**les!!)
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Postby DennisMM on Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:52 am

tapehead, FYI, in this forum we're permitted and proud to type NIPPLES! AURELOAE!

Does anyone but me and my wife find this hilarious? These last couple years on nonfiction medical TV they will show a patient's breasts if it's relevant to treatment -- but they blur the aureolae and nipples, as if showing them is obscene or violates privacy.

Hysterical!
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Postby tapehead on Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:54 am

actually it was my way of giving a half-assed visual on how those suckers looked *pop*!
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:58 am

DennisMM wrote:Does anyone but me and my wife find this hilarious? These last couple years on nonfiction medical TV they will show a patient's breasts if it's relevant to treatment


Anna it a just a so happens that it is almost ALWAYS a relevant to a the treatment, eh?
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Postby DennisMM on Tue Dec 20, 2005 11:58 am

My apologies! That makes perfect sense! * * !
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Postby tapehead on Tue Dec 20, 2005 12:04 pm

it makes sense if you seen them - with reference to what you're saying; we don't get the blurring on the bods in australia - but we do on the brand names - happens in the UK too
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Postby Bill? on Tue Dec 20, 2005 12:09 pm

gotta go with Fay Wray. she's "classic".
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Postby tapehead on Tue Dec 20, 2005 12:16 pm

yeah, but clasically hot? she does have a face to fall in love with, But Lange's body and her whole character in the '76 Kong is hyper-sexual, a little O.T.T. but it really works for me
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Postby Bill? on Wed Dec 21, 2005 1:12 am

tapehead wrote:yeah, but clasically hot? she does have a face to fall in love with, But Lange's body and her whole character in the '76 Kong is hyper-sexual, a little O.T.T. but it really works for me


well, I'd "hit it". thats all I'm sayin'. :wink:
Naomi Watts is something of a classic beauty too, though.
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Postby Shane on Wed Dec 21, 2005 1:55 am

how many different Kong Threads can there be on one board?
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