What Record I Lost My Virginity To

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What Record I Lost My Virginity To

Postby Brocktune on Thu Mar 16, 2006 4:59 pm

the zone's own vicious_bastard has once again been an inspiration. and as a result we now have the what record i lost my virginity to thread. im keen to hear what everybody was hearing the first time they got laid. and just for inclusions sake, if there was no music playing while you were actually doing the dirty deed, the most memorable album from the evening that you b0n3d will suffice. mine was...

Elastica -"Elastica". i will never forget the raw sexuality of that album. what a weird night that was.

this ought to be good.
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Postby Theta on Thu Mar 16, 2006 5:02 pm

"The Joy Of Sex", by Zucker/Abrams/Zucker.
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Postby BuckyO'harre on Thu Mar 16, 2006 5:02 pm

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Postby vicious_bastard on Thu Mar 16, 2006 5:11 pm

http://zone.aintitcool.com/viewtopic.php?p=170050#170050

This started it off - both the thread and my neverending quest for chicks.
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Re: What Record I Lost My Virginity To

Postby jgraphix on Thu Mar 16, 2006 5:11 pm

Brocktune wrote:the zone's own vicious_bastard has once again been an inspiration. and as a result we now have the what record i lost my virginity to thread. im keen to hear what everybody was hearing the first time they got laid. and just for inclusions sake, if there was no music playing while you were actually doing the dirty deed, the most memorable album from the evening that you b0n3d will suffice. mine was...

Elastica -"Elastica". i will never forget the raw sexuality of that album. what a weird night that was.

this ought to be good.


Damn..Elastica, that brings back some memories....damn good band.
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Postby havocSchultz on Thu Mar 16, 2006 5:20 pm

i don't think there was any actual music playing during the deed - cause i think the cd was still loading... but earlier in the night - i believe the girl (which then included i) was listening to some tori amos and some hawksley workman...
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Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Thu Mar 16, 2006 5:24 pm

Dexy's Midnight Runners.

Come on Eileen







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so I did!!!
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Postby vicious_bastard on Thu Mar 16, 2006 5:25 pm

IPAMPILASH!

I've had a few "midnight runners" - they never get far...
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Postby havocSchultz on Thu Mar 16, 2006 5:25 pm

Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:Dexy's Midnight Runners.

Come on Eileen







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so I did!!!


i don't know eileen was a dude's name...
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Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Thu Mar 16, 2006 5:27 pm

It's Banthafodder's.
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Postby Eric G on Thu Mar 16, 2006 5:30 pm

Umm....err...Salt-N-Pepper "Push it"......im losin cred by the second here. I also lost my Virginity in about the same time too. Don't ask me what album it was from, cause I can't remember and I don't have it no more! *covers a CD with a nearby magazine*
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Postby MasterWhedon on Thu Mar 16, 2006 5:33 pm

Conan O'Brien. And she was watching.
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Postby havocSchultz on Thu Mar 16, 2006 5:34 pm

Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:It's Banthafodder's.


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Postby Theta on Thu Mar 16, 2006 5:41 pm

MasterWhedon wrote:Conan O'Brien. And she was watching.


"And then we'll do it doggystyle/so we can both watch X-Files."
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Postby jgraphix on Thu Mar 16, 2006 5:43 pm

I lost my virginity to a Manson Vinyl...Glory Hole style.
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Postby Vegeta on Thu Mar 16, 2006 6:05 pm

I don't recall for sure, but it was likely Pearl Jam or Smashing Pumpkins... early 90's what do you want.
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Postby Pacino86845 on Thu Mar 16, 2006 6:12 pm

Wagner - Ride of the Valkyries
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Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Thu Mar 16, 2006 6:14 pm

Valkyries rode you Pacino?

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Postby Keepcoolbutcare on Thu Mar 16, 2006 6:17 pm

Madonna, The Immaculate Collection.

1991, after seeing Barton Fink :shock:.

Busted the nut on "Crazy for You"...would've cum to "Like a Virgin", but I recall spending the whole song putting the condom on.

Round two, nutted on "Vogue", just missin' out "Justify My Love".

Yeah, I wrote it all down after I dropped her off.
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Postby so sorry on Thu Mar 16, 2006 6:22 pm

I lost my virginity to the Hairiest Lady record-holder.

what? Oh, not that kind of record?

nevermind....
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Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Thu Mar 16, 2006 6:24 pm

Stupid double posting yet somehow unloading webpage.
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Postby vicious_bastard on Thu Mar 16, 2006 6:26 pm

Pacino86845 wrote:Wagner - Ride of the Valkyries


Awesome. Wagner would have approved. Especially if you were shagging your aunt.
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Postby Keepcoolbutcare on Thu Mar 16, 2006 6:28 pm

so sorry wrote:I lost my virginity to the Hairiest Lady record-holder.


yeah, you kidz nowadays, count yourselves lucky for the whole low-rise jeans, home waxing kits, and overall improvement in lawn maintenance of the modern lass.

oh ho', the things I've waded thru to get to the holiest of holies...
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Postby BuckyO'harre on Thu Mar 16, 2006 6:32 pm

Keepcoolbutcare wrote:
oh ho', the things I've waded thru to get to the holiest of holies...






I've done a lot for doughnuts too
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Postby Theta on Thu Mar 16, 2006 6:33 pm

Keepcoolbutcare wrote:
so sorry wrote:I lost my virginity to the Hairiest Lady record-holder.


yeah, you kidz nowadays, count yourselves lucky for the whole low-rise jeans, home waxing kits, and overall improvement in lawn maintenance of the modern lass.

oh ho', the things I've waded thru to get to the holiest of holies...


I don't know, I think a simple trim will do it. I like a landing strip, plus that shit's there for a reason; it's dry lubricant so you don't give each other a rash.
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Postby so sorry on Thu Mar 16, 2006 6:33 pm

Keepcoolbutcare wrote:
so sorry wrote:I lost my virginity to the Hairiest Lady record-holder.


yeah, you kidz nowadays, count yourselves lucky for the whole low-rise jeans, home waxing kits, and overall improvement in lawn maintenance of the modern lass.

oh ho', the things I've waded thru to get to the holiest of holies...



true dat.


But look at it from a woman's point of view (shouldn't be to hard for you):
the amount of manscaping from today's metrosexuals must be heaven for modern women. All those shaved and manicured bodies out there today for a lady to rub up against...
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Postby clownboy on Thu Mar 16, 2006 6:34 pm

Prince, Purple Rain...and it seemed like a good idea at the time, but man that song goes on and on and on and for some reason I tried to pace myself to hold on until the end of the song...which, of course, ended up being a lost cause ...
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Postby Pacino86845 on Thu Mar 16, 2006 6:38 pm

vicious_bastard wrote:
Pacino86845 wrote:Wagner - Ride of the Valkyries


Awesome. Wagner would have approved. Especially if you were shagging your aunt.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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Postby colonel_lugz on Thu Mar 16, 2006 6:42 pm

I think it was System of a Down : Toxicity, wasn't playing during the actual act but was on during the build up....had lots of JD to go with it
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Postby Keepcoolbutcare on Thu Mar 16, 2006 6:46 pm

Theta wrote:I don't know, I think a simple trim will do it. I like a landing strip, plus that shit's there for a reason; it's dry lubricant so you don't give each other a rash.


hmmm, guess you LIKE munchin' thru old bits of toilet paper and such on your way downtown...big man Theta, not many will admit to THAT :P!

so sorry wrote:But look at it from a woman's point of view (shouldn't be to hard for you):
the amount of manscaping from today's metrosexuals must be heaven for modern women. All those shaved and manicured bodies out there today for a lady to rub up against...


i...lash.

Damn inappropriate sharing.
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Postby Brocktune on Thu Mar 16, 2006 6:46 pm

Pacino86845 wrote:Wagner - Ride of the Valkyries


wagner. i fucking pampilash

did i say elastica? i meant "carmina burana" by carl orff.
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Postby TonyWilson on Thu Mar 16, 2006 6:53 pm

Underworld - Born Slippy

And I have a record that's guaranteed to get all you mofo's laid should you need a little extra to get the ladies humming.
Twilight by the Twilight Singers. Greg Dulli's voice just makes ladies moist.
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Postby Brocktune on Thu Mar 16, 2006 6:59 pm

TonyWilson wrote:Underworld - Born Slippy

And I have a record that's guaranteed to get all you mofo's laid should you need a little extra to get the ladies humming.
Twilight by the Twilight Singers. Greg Dulli's voice just makes ladies moist.


really? because i carried "gentlemen" by the afgan whigs around like it was part of my body, during high school hoping it would get me laid. no such luck. all it did was make me jealous because even the 8 year old kid on the cover could get laid but i couldnt.
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Postby TonyWilson on Thu Mar 16, 2006 7:02 pm

Brocktune wrote:
TonyWilson wrote:Underwo rld - Born Slippy

And I have a record that's guaranteed to get all you mofo's laid should you need a little extra to get the ladies humming.
Twilight by the Twilight Singers. Greg Dulli's voice just makes ladies moist.


really? because i carried "gentlemen" by the afgan whigs around like it was part of my body, during high school hoping it would get me laid. no such luck. all it did was make me jealous because even the 8 year old kid on the cover could get laid but i couldnt.


Hahahahahahaha. Ok you got me you fucking pedantic sonofabitch. Greg Dulli's voice when he sings with Twilight makes ladies moist.

But damn it, the sentence flowed much nicer before.
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Postby TonyWilson on Thu Mar 16, 2006 7:04 pm

Oh and shouldn't I be getting just a little respect for losing it to Born Slippy??? I even tired to go with the BPM.
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Postby Brocktune on Thu Mar 16, 2006 7:07 pm

TonyWilson wrote:Greg Dulli's voice when he sings with Twilight makes ladies moist.


you should revise this statement to "Greg Dulli's voice when he sings with Twilight and not accompanied by the visual stimulus of brocktune makes ladies moist"
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Postby doglips on Thu Mar 16, 2006 7:09 pm

Lenny Kravitz - Let love Rule.

Saxophone solo's always work a treat.

And it was the 10'' orange vinyl version.
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Postby The Ginger Man on Thu Mar 16, 2006 7:22 pm

Almost lost mine to a country music station. But that didn't happen. Then really lost it to silence, in a pick up truck, by a lake, while my friend waited for me by throwing rocks into the water.

Good times.

But to get somewhat back on topic. I actually have no prominant sex memories that happened while music was playing.
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Postby TonyWilson on Thu Mar 16, 2006 7:26 pm

The Ginger Man wrote:
But to get somewhat back on topic. I actually have no prominant sex memories that happened while music was playing.


Oh! So you blocked out that time when you walked in on me, your mother and three tenors?
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Postby The Ginger Man on Thu Mar 16, 2006 7:28 pm

TonyWilson wrote:
The Ginger Man wrote:
But to get somewhat back on topic. I actually have no prominant sex memories that happened while music was playing.


Oh! So you blocked out that time when you walked in on me, your mother and three tenors?


Uh...I was talking about sexual memories that I was involved in. And since the only thing I hear when you and I make love is the sound of your tears...needless to say, you ain't a part of 'em.
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Postby The Ginger Man on Thu Mar 16, 2006 7:30 pm

The Ginger Man wrote:But to get somewhat back on topic. I actually have no prominant sex memories that happened while music was playing.


Oh! But I did have sex while shroomin' and watching porn! Not only was it AWESOME...but there was music in the porn!

EDIT: Seriously. You guys gotta try it. No joke.
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Postby TonyWilson on Thu Mar 16, 2006 7:31 pm

The Ginger Man wrote:
TonyWilson wrote:
The Ginger Man wrote:
But to get somewhat back on topic. I actually have no prominant sex memories that happened while music was playing.


Oh! So you blocked out that time when you walked in on me, your mother and three tenors?


Uh...I was talking about sexual memories that I was involved in.


Oh come now you can admit you hopped on :twisted:


The Ginger Man wrote: And since the only thing I hear when you and I make love is the sound of your tears...needless to say, you ain't a part of 'em.


Well your the one who insists the side handle on the truncheon goes up there as well!!!!
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Postby The Ginger Man on Thu Mar 16, 2006 7:37 pm

TonyWilson wrote:Well your the one who insists the side handle on the truncheon goes up there as well!!!!


Hey, man...if the shoe horn fits!
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Postby TonyWilson on Thu Mar 16, 2006 8:12 pm

The Ginger Man wrote:
TonyWilson wrote:Well your the one who insists the side handle on the truncheon goes up there as well!!!!


Hey, man...if the shoe horn fits!


Arrghh, well it does now :lol: :wink:
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Postby DennisMM on Thu Mar 16, 2006 8:22 pm

Keepcoolbutcare wrote:
so sorry wrote:I lost my virginity to the Hairiest Lady record-holder.


yeah, you kidz nowadays, count yourselves lucky for the whole low-rise jeans, home waxing kits, and overall improvement in lawn maintenance of the modern lass.

oh ho', the things I've waded thru to get to the holiest of holies...


Am I the only guy on this board who likes a natural? I saw some Bettie Page pics some time back and she was sporting a full load of hair. It can be very sexy.
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Postby John-Locke on Thu Mar 16, 2006 8:22 pm

There was no music playing and I have blocked the Music from the Summer of 96 from my mind, it was shitty garage music mainly in the clubs of Malia, Crete.

TW/VB/Lugz/Kirk, any clue what the big summer anthems were that year?

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Postby colonel_lugz on Thu Mar 16, 2006 8:27 pm

summer of 96 eh?

Gina G: Oh Ah Just A Little Bit

Badiel and Skinner: Three Lions (COME ON ENGLAND!)

Spice Girls: Wannabe

Peter Andre: Flava

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