EUROVISION THREAD! *updated by the song*

Sigur Ros is the greatest living band. Discuss.

Will Lordi ROCK THE EUROWEENIES?

HELL YEAH!
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Get Thee To A Nunnery
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ABBAKONG!
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We're a bunch of post fluffing fucktards!
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EUROVISION THREAD! *updated by the song*

Postby AtomicHyperbole on Tue May 16, 2006 7:08 am

The Power of Lordi compels you to click THIS LINK!

With lyrics such as "wings on my back, I got horns on my head, my fangs are sharp and my eyes are red, not quite an angel or the one that fell, now choose to join us or go straight to hell," Finland's choice has prompted some marginal controversy.


Hard Rock Hallelujah, BITCH! Be prepared for the ROCKALYPSE!

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Postby AtomicHyperbole on Tue May 16, 2006 7:14 am

Hard Rock Hallelujah!
Hard Rock Hallelujah!

The saints are crippled
On this sinners' night
Lost are the lambs with no guiding light

The walls come down like thunder
The rocks about to roll
It's The Arockalypse
Now bare your soul

All we need is lightning
With power and might
Striking down the prophets of false
As the moon is rising
Give us the sign
Now let us rise up in awe

Rock 'n roll angels bring that hard rock hallelujah
Demons and angels all in one have arrived
Rock 'n roll angels bring that hard rock hallelujah
In God's creation supernatural high

The true believers
Thou shall be saved
Brothers and sisters keep strong in the faith
On the day of Rockoning
It's who dares, wins
You will see the jokers soon'll be the new kings

All we need is lightning
With power and might
Striking down the prophets of false
As the moon is rising
Give us the sign
Now let us rise up in awe

Rock 'n roll angels bring that hard rock hallelujah
Demons and angels all in one have arrived
Rock 'n roll angels bring that hard rock hallelujah
In God's creation supernatural high

Wings on my back
I got horns on my head
My fangs are sharp
And my eyes are red
Not quite an angel
The one that feel
Now choose to join us or go straight to Hell

Hard Rock Hallelujah!
Hard Rock Hallelujah!
Hard Rock Hallelujah!
Hard Rock yeah

Rock 'n roll angels bring that hard rock hallelujah
Demons and angels all in one have arrived
Rock 'n roll angels bring that hard rock hallelujah
In God's creation supernatural high

Hard Rock Hallelujah!
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Postby AtomicHyperbole on Tue May 16, 2006 7:19 am

I am now officially a fan, and if they make through to the semi-final I will dress in Rock God makeup and support them like a true rock zealot.

"Bring The Balls back to Rock and the Rock back to Eurovision!"

Never mind the Christian parabole. :D
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Postby tapehead on Tue May 16, 2006 7:20 am

anyone else get a word in edgewise?
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Postby AtomicHyperbole on Tue May 16, 2006 7:21 am

NO!
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Postby AtomicHyperbole on Tue May 16, 2006 7:21 am

NO!

edit - soz about the double post there. Er... I want to see an Islamic Heavy Metal Group too! I'd call them...

ALLAHRM!
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Postby doglips on Tue May 16, 2006 7:32 am

O.K., O.K., I'll bite!

Quit with the fluffing :P

(i) I look forward to the live, on-the-night performance.

(ii) Is it fair for such an established group to take part?

(iii) Is there an ABBA remix?
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Postby Chilli on Tue May 16, 2006 7:52 am

Nothing beats the rapper from the UK... who may be the worst Eurovision contestent we've ever had from this country.
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Postby Chilli on Tue May 16, 2006 8:01 am

Bison: [to his architect] The temple above us was the wonder of the ancient world. Bisonopolis shall be the wonder of my world. But I think the food court should be larger. All the big franchises will want in.
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Postby tapehead on Tue May 16, 2006 8:04 am

Yay, Lordi, boo Daz Sampson
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Postby sleepflower on Wed May 17, 2006 2:20 am

Have you seen the lyrics to devil is a loser? They really are an odd bunch. Terrible lyrics but scary as hell.
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Postby EWS on Fri May 19, 2006 7:04 am

So the semi finals were last night, and the shock was? The Beligum entrants going out, but who cares, because Londis went through!

I swear, that these guys are actually a damn good band, bit rippoff of GWR but who cares? Hard Rock Hallelujah is a really catchy song, so is most of their other songs - typical Nordic Power Metal really.

Anyway, I searched out their new album Arockalypse, you should give it a listen.

I will break all traiditon and I think I am actually going to vote for these guys come Saturday, if I can get the time off work!
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Postby ThisIsTheGirl on Fri May 19, 2006 8:12 am

EWS wrote:So the semi finals were last night, and the shock was? The Beligum entrants going out, but who cares, because Londis went through!


I do like Londis, but their own-brand milkshake leaves a lot to be desired :lol:


I first heard about these nutters yesterday - apparently they have a good chance of winning. I also heard that painfully bad Daz Sampson tune yesterday - where the hell did that come from? I know this is Eurovision, but he will be laughed out of the building, surely!

There's an interview with him in today's Metro - he sounds like a complete and utter gentleman......
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Postby AtomicHyperbole on Sat May 20, 2006 2:24 pm

EUROVISION TIME, MUTHAFOOKAS! VOTE LORDI!
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Postby Al Shut on Sat May 20, 2006 2:29 pm

Dear god, NOO. Don't vote for a band because of their idiotic make up.

If someone votes he should listen to all songs and than decide thoughtfully.
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Postby AtomicHyperbole on Sat May 20, 2006 2:36 pm

Bullshit.

Lordi win by default.

So there!

ROCK!
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Postby Al Shut on Sat May 20, 2006 2:46 pm

Let the people be the judge of that, but if they can't even beat Abbakong it will be a hard task for them.

I think I will have to prepare myself mentally for an exiting TV evening.
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Postby AtomicHyperbole on Sat May 20, 2006 2:54 pm

Hm, beating Abbakon will be tough. I think we Brits should be ashamed of our entry though, you'll see.

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Postby Fried Gold on Sat May 20, 2006 2:55 pm

The UK entry probably has a good chance. It treads that fine line between bad & average that most winners do.
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Postby Al Shut on Sat May 20, 2006 3:05 pm

Bah nothing beats Germans wearing cowboy outfits.(I actually like them)

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Postby AtomicHyperbole on Sat May 20, 2006 3:08 pm

Jennifer Lopez just popped up.

Er.

Well someone who looks like her. What country is this?
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Postby AtomicHyperbole on Sat May 20, 2006 3:08 pm

Fried Gold wrote:The UK entry probably has a good chance. It treads that fine line between bad & average that most winners do.


You really really need help. If you think this even touches bad, then please, for the love of god, don't buy any more records for the sake of the British music industry!

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Postby AtomicHyperbole on Sat May 20, 2006 3:12 pm

SWITZERLAND - Fake Tan Abba!

Gayest Song and presentation ever.
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Postby AtomicHyperbole on Sat May 20, 2006 3:16 pm

Moldova next. Naked chick who dances like a loon and an eastern european pimp. Shit... they're rapping with a moldovian accent. And... there's a white Jamaican. For some reason.
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Postby AtomicHyperbole on Sat May 20, 2006 3:17 pm

OK she's now not wearing anything but panties and a bra? KIRK!
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Postby AtomicHyperbole on Sat May 20, 2006 3:18 pm

Too late, Kirk, she's fully clothed.
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Postby colonel_lugz on Sat May 20, 2006 3:19 pm

Israel suck at songs
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Postby AtomicHyperbole on Sat May 20, 2006 3:20 pm

Since when was Israel a part of Europe? I'm very confused. At least he's not singing in English. Er. Now he is. Now he isn't. Now he is. Interestingly, a black singer.

I think he can believe he can fly.
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Postby AtomicHyperbole on Sat May 20, 2006 3:21 pm

colonel_lugz wrote:Israel suck at songs


But this one's smoooooooooooooooooooooth. Can't you see? Like his head. Smoooooooth. Marvin Gaye is spinning so hard in his grave he's created his own gravity.
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Postby AtomicHyperbole on Sat May 20, 2006 3:22 pm

Bonus! The two white chicks are well endowed and busting out.
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Postby colonel_lugz on Sat May 20, 2006 3:22 pm

turn the subtitles on and you can sing along!!!
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Postby colonel_lugz on Sat May 20, 2006 3:23 pm

goodbye Latvia!
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Postby AtomicHyperbole on Sat May 20, 2006 3:24 pm

Latvia next. Ooh, it's Acapella. I'm getting some real 80's vibes. Y'know... kind of The Pickets. Only shit. the guy looks like he's reading a menu... and they're off... really... offkey... not just starting, but off.

They're wearing white too, like Israel.

Oh shit.

They are using human beatbox tactics. Fo' REAL.
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Postby Fried Gold on Sat May 20, 2006 3:25 pm

Latvia started off odd but got a lot, lot better. It even got a bit barbershop in parts.

AND it had a robot.
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Postby AtomicHyperbole on Sat May 20, 2006 3:25 pm

colonel_lugz wrote:turn the subtitles on and you can sing along!!!


I'm saving that for Lordi! And Daz.
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Postby colonel_lugz on Sat May 20, 2006 3:25 pm

HAHAHAHAHA they got a little robot wanking on stage!
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Postby AtomicHyperbole on Sat May 20, 2006 3:26 pm

Fried Gold wrote:Latvia started off odd but got a lot, lot better.


I agree. It got better.

ALTHOUGH WHAT THE CRAP? A FUCKING PUPPET!

That's got to be cheating. Still, Moldova had a naked chick.

Ahh... a little blow-up heart.
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Postby AtomicHyperbole on Sat May 20, 2006 3:27 pm

colonel_lugz wrote:HAHAHAHAHA they got a little robot wanking on stage!


Shame it didn't actually jizz.
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Postby colonel_lugz on Sat May 20, 2006 3:27 pm

Norway chicks get my vote
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Postby AtomicHyperbole on Sat May 20, 2006 3:28 pm

Norway. Or is it Ireland? I can't tell. Wow. Hot chicks again. Sorry, Saucyminx, one of the only other reasons to watch this is the parade of impossibly gorgeous women. Who have no talent.

These guys are wearing white too. And swaying a lot... typical Eurovision trash. Forgettable, sometimes with a rock backing, and a chorus that sounds like a fart in the wind.
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Postby AtomicHyperbole on Sat May 20, 2006 3:29 pm

colonel_lugz wrote:Norway chicks get my vote


Moldova win on that count. She practically ground the other guy into the stage with her hips.
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Postby colonel_lugz on Sat May 20, 2006 3:29 pm

and they've got the bloody cheek to sing in their own language!
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Postby AtomicHyperbole on Sat May 20, 2006 3:30 pm

DAMN THEM! Now I can't understand what the fuck they're saying.

OK, now its SPAIN!
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Postby AtomicHyperbole on Sat May 20, 2006 3:31 pm

OK, ballet. She's a lesbian.

Ooh, singing in Spanish. Timed moves. Red clothes. Chairs. Is there nothing they don't have?

*watches legs cross and back*

Knickers?
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Postby colonel_lugz on Sat May 20, 2006 3:32 pm

thats LAS KETCHUP who had that shitty song a coulple of years ago..........Papa is Spanish he'll like this
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Postby AtomicHyperbole on Sat May 20, 2006 3:33 pm

Aah. What happened to not being famous?

They aren't all that to look at though. They remind me of Spanish traveller chicks.
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Postby AtomicHyperbole on Sat May 20, 2006 3:33 pm

Did they just repeat "Duty Free"? Like three times?
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Postby Fried Gold on Sat May 20, 2006 3:34 pm

I was in the kitchen at the time, but the Spanish entry sounded Japanese.
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