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Write the first song lyric that comes into your head

PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 7:30 am
by mistertim
Stole this from another forum i frequent... but it is pretty funny.

Write down the first song lyric that comes into your head.... NO CHEATING or SHOWING OFF!

PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 7:34 am
by Proinsias
'You scumbag you maggot, you cheap lousy f@ggot, Happy Christmas your arse I pray God It's our last'

It's always that one. Always will be.

PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 7:37 am
by papalazeru
5 hundred 25 thousand 6 hundred minutes,
5 hundred 25 thousand 6 hundred moments so dear.


Rent

PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 7:56 am
by ThisIsTheGirl
"...and mamma used to say, all the time: what's the matter you? Gotta no respect? Whaddaya think you do? Why you look-a so sad? It's-a not so bad, it's-a nice-a place, a shaddup-a you face"

Joe Dolce

PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 8:05 am
by Cpt Kirks 2pay
Cum on Eileen.

PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 8:13 am
by doglips
'Like Sweetie Pie by the Stone Alliance, everybody knows I'm known for dropping science.'

PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 8:20 am
by The Thin Man
I'm sorry I know this is really lame but the first lyric that popped into my head was:

Why birds suddenly appear
Every time you are near

What this says about me is anyones guess.

PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 8:38 am
by Seppuku
The Thin Man wrote:What this says about me is anyones guess.


That you have a kink for girls who drink slim-fast shakes for breakfast, lunch and dinner?

PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 8:44 am
by Cpt Kirks 2pay
The Thin Man wrote:I'm sorry I know this is really lame but the first lyric that popped into my head was:

Why birds suddenly appear
Every time you are near

What this says about me is anyones guess.


That you've got worms?

PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 9:10 am
by tapehead
'If your a studly one
put your clothes back on
and dont you go puttin'
potholes in my lawn'

PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 9:23 am
by tfactor
"pick it, pack it, fire it up, come along, and take a hit from the bong"

PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 9:27 am
by Iconoclastica
heard this song on the way to work this morning, so I couldn't resist:


What's your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
It's not my favorite but I'll do it for you
What's your favorite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it
But I'll order it from Zanzibar!

PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 9:41 am
by Fried Gold
Out the door just in time
Head down the 405
Gotta meet the new boss by 8 a.m.

PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 9:46 am
by magicmonkey
Silence is golden, golden, but my eyes still see

PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 9:52 am
by tfactor
Fried Gold wrote:Out the door just in time
Head down the 405
Gotta meet the new boss by 8 a.m.


did someone just get the 3rd season of scrubs? That song is awesome.

PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 9:54 am
by Fried Gold
Had it for a while.

PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 10:47 am
by DennisMM
Woke up this morning, my head was so bad.
Worst hangover I ever had.
What happened to me last night?


I don't drink more than two glasses of wine every few months. Or do drugs. I guess "into your head" set it off.

PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 12:43 pm
by Bob Samonkey
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical

They Might be Giants from a poem by Allen Ginsberg

PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 12:50 pm
by ZombieZoneSolutions
You can dance!
You can dance!
Everybody look at your pants!

~Homer Simpson singing "Safety Dance"

PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 12:53 pm
by Peven
hello, is there anybody in there, just nod if you can hear me, is there anyone home?

PostPosted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 12:56 pm
by Flumm
Bah bah, black sheep, have you any wool?

Yes, sir. Yes sir. Three bags full.

PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 5:44 am
by mister six
Bug powder dust an' mugwump jism
And the wild boys runnin' 'round Interzone trippin'
Letter to control about the Big Brother
Try like hard to not blow my cover

Bomb The Bass - Bug Powder Dust

PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 6:40 am
by brendonconnelly
The priest in the booth had a photographic memory for all that he had heard. He took all of my sins and wrote a pocket novel called The State I Am In.

PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:49 am
by Doc Holliday
"Where are you all coming from?

From Smurfland where we belong....."


I can't explain it.....

PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 7:56 am
by mistertim
brendonconnelly wrote:The priest in the booth had a photographic memory for all that he had heard. He took all of my sins and wrote a pocket novel called The State I Am In.


So I gave myself to God / There was a pregnant pause before he said ok

Great song!

PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:19 am
by Shane
Hold on I think I have to puke, there's a spot in the corner where I always go, I like to feed the fly's that I know I said please don't feed my television screen

PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 8:38 am
by Seppuku
Raise the alarm, I've come to do harm, I just broke out of a nut farm and I've got a bomb strapped to my arm, you better sing the 21'st Psalm.

I heard this song a few years ago, although I've forgotten who cut it, I haven't managed to get it out of my head since then.

PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:34 am
by The Vicar
seppukudkurosawa wrote:Raise the alarm, I've come to do harm, I just broke out of a nut farm and I've got a bomb strapped to my arm, you better sing the 21'st Psalm.

I heard this song a few years ago, although I've forgotten who cut it, I haven't managed to get it out of my head since then.


Nice one, with a somewhat literary bent.
Like the bit about the 21st Psalm...

needs Samuel L. Jackson to read it out....

PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:38 am
by TonyWilson
"I am UN CHIEN ANDALUSIA, I am UN CHIEN ANDALUSIA, gona grow up to be, be a DEBASER"

PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 9:39 am
by TonyWilson
seppukudkurosawa wrote:Raise the alarm, I've come to do harm, I just broke out of a nut farm and I've got a bomb strapped to my arm, you better sing the 21'st Psalm.

I heard this song a few years ago, although I've forgotten who cut it, I haven't managed to get it out of my head since then.



It's Kermit from Blackgrape.

PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:16 am
by ThisIsTheGirl
Bring me champagne when I'm thirsty, bring me reefer when I want to get high.

Muddy Waters


...I need to go home.

PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:31 am
by ONeillSG1
"Finished with my women cause he couldn't help me with my mind"--Paranoid

It was like a prophecy for this moment in my life.

PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 11:41 am
by RaulMonkey
Forget your perfect offering
There must be a crack in everything
That's how the light gets in

-LC

PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 12:53 pm
by St. Alphonzo
The price of meat has just gone up
And your old lady has just gone down


-Zappa

PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 12:57 pm
by RaulMonkey
TonyWilson wrote:"I am UN CHIEN ANDALUSIA, I am UN CHIEN ANDALUSIA, gona grow up to be, be a DEBASER"


Fuck YES!!!

PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:14 pm
by The Vicar
"You must remember this:
girls have to squat to piss
or it runs down their thighs.

I snort a line &
douse my blunt
as sperm blow dries......"


with apologies to Bogie & Bergman

PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 2:49 pm
by Lady Sheridan
All I ever wanted, all I ever needed was here, in my arms. Words are very unneccessary, they can only do harm.


Oh man, I suck!! At least it wasn't RIO.

PostPosted: Thu Jul 27, 2006 3:05 pm
by DennisMM
RaulMonkey wrote:Forget your perfect offering
There must be a crack in everything
That's how the light gets in

-LC


It's coming through a hole in the air
From those nights in Tianamen Square
It's coming from the feel that it ain't exactly real
Or it's real, but it ain't exactly there

PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 6:30 am
by Al Shut
Ich nehm dich zärtlich in den Arm
doch deine Haut reißt wie Papier
und Teile fallen von dir ab
zum zweiten Mal entkommst du mir

Rammstein - Heirate mich

Is it allowed to repost when I have something less disturbing stuck in my head?

PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 6:53 am
by banthafodderUK
"anything goes when it comes to ho's - cos pimping aint easy"

from the classic "pimping aint easy" by Big Daddy Kane

PostPosted: Sat Jul 29, 2006 7:04 am
by Brit Pop
You're daddy works in porno
Now mommies not around
She used to love her heroin
But now she's underground

PostPosted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 5:59 am
by RaulMonkey
DennisMM wrote:
RaulMonkey wrote:Forge t your perfect offering
There must be a crack in everything
That's how the light gets in

-LC


It's coming through a hole in the air
From those nights in Tianamen Square
It's coming from the feel that it ain't exactly real
Or it's real, but it ain't exactly there


Double fuck yes!!

And I'm neither left or right
I'm just stayin' home tonight
Gettin' lost in that hopeless little screen.
And I'm stubborn as those garbage bags
that time cannot decay.
I'm junk, but I'm still holdin' up
this little wild bouquet.

PostPosted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 6:02 am
by colonel_lugz
"Blue jean baby
L.A lady
Seamstreass for the band...

Pretty eyes, Pirate smile
She'll marry a music man"

PostPosted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 9:44 am
by Doc Holliday
This thread is never far from my thoughts. Whenever a song pops into my head I think of coming here now.

Today the answer is "It's a fight to survive just until tomorrow...."

PostPosted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 10:08 am
by Wiccan Woman
This is number one and the fun has just begun
Roll me over, lie me down & do it again
Roll me oooooooo-ver in the cloooooo-ver
Roll me over, lie me down & do it again

Damned RenFaire songs. Damn them I say!!

PostPosted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 11:20 am
by tfactor
I believe this thread needs more GnR

"Said baby you been lookin real good, you know that I remember when we met. It's funny how I never felt so good, it's a feelin' that I know I know I'll never forget"

PostPosted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 11:26 am
by Seppuku
There's only one song going through my head at the moment, and that's Absinthe by the Damned. Although I wouldn't call it "Seduction in a glass" so much as Brain Ruption in a glass.


If you want to take a chance
Seduction's in a glass
Taking you to another place
Come taste this lunacy
Be blinded by the green faerie
Creeping out of your glass
Into your mind

PostPosted: Sun Jul 30, 2006 11:36 am
by ONeillSG1
"It's the Eye of the Tiger, it's the thrill of the fight, rising up to the challenge of our rival."

PostPosted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 8:42 am
by Al Shut
I want you to want me
I need you to need me
I'd love you to love me
I'm beggin you to beg me

PostPosted: Mon Jul 31, 2006 10:17 am
by ZombieZoneSolutions
Squeeze her once, when she isn't lookin'
If you get a squeeze back that's fancy cookin'


-Shipoopi, from the musical The Music Man,
(as sung by Peter Griffin after getting a touchdown on
Family Guy.)