Yellow Wiggle to Quit a 'Cos of a the Sickness, eh?

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Yellow Wiggle to Quit a 'Cos of a the Sickness, eh?

Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:28 pm

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/11/29/australia.thewiggles.ap/index.html

The lead Wiggle, the Greg Page, he been alla kinds of a the sick lately, eh? Anna the bastard, he gonna to have a to drop out.
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Postby godzillasushi on Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:34 pm

They grossed 39 million dollars last year.....wudwudwuh?!?!

AND the article says they were the top entertainers. (Australia, but still)
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Postby bastard_robo on Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:35 pm

GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


i have to go slit my rist now because i cannot live in a land with out the yellow wiggle................... IS THERE NO GOD!
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Postby buster00 on Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:39 pm

Not to be a complete callous bastard, but is anyone takin' bets on which particular "illness" he caught? Gotta be pretty short aids. I mean, short odds.
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:41 pm

Hey, they sing a the fun anna happy songs for a the bambinos, eh? They give alla the little ones a the confidence anna the positive role models, no? What a you gonna to have a the kiddies listen to, eh? The goddamn Jay-Z?!?

Goddamn putz.
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Postby Vegeta on Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:43 pm

DinoDeLaurentiis wrote:Hey, they sing a the fun anna happy songs for a the bambinos, eh? They give alla the little ones a the confidence anna the positive role models, no? What a you gonna to have a the kiddies listen to, eh? The goddamn Jay-Z?!?

Goddamn putz.


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Postby bastard_robo on Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:46 pm

What! Jay Z and Fergie arent positive role models for our nations littlist of youth! IM shocked!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby TheBaxter on Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:47 pm

what's a wiggle? are these those guys who have little tv's in their bellies?
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Postby Vegeta on Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:48 pm

TheBaxter wrote:what's a wiggle? are these those guys who have little tv's in their bellies?


Nope, that the teletubbies. I believe they're responsible for young children having underdeveloped speech skills or something... :wink:
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Postby godzillasushi on Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:51 pm

Vegeta wrote:
TheBaxter wrote:what's a wiggle? are these those guys who have little tv's in their bellies?


Nope, that the teletubbies. I believe they're responsible for young children having underdeveloped speech skills or something... :wink:


Yes....or something..... :shock:
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Postby bastard_robo on Wed Nov 29, 2006 4:54 pm

Vegeta wrote:
TheBaxter wrote:what's a wiggle? are these those guys who have little tv's in their bellies?


Nope, that the teletubbies. I believe they're responsible for young children having underdeveloped speech skills or something... :wink:


They apparently teach our kids that quilting and sucking long tube like objects?

Them and their crazy backwards speeh putting the subliminal messages in the heads of the unknowing too!
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Postby darkjedijaina on Wed Nov 29, 2006 5:07 pm

awh. sad news.

though anthony is my favorite wiggle.
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Postby The Vicar on Wed Nov 29, 2006 5:11 pm

Vegeta wrote:
TheBaxter wrote:what's a wiggle? are these those guys who have little tv's in their bellies?


Nope, that the teletubbies. I believe they're responsible for young children having underdeveloped speech skills or something... :wink:


Teletubbies made my daughter set fire to her school.
Twice.
I won't let her watch The Wiggles, cause who knows what they're wiggling?
Sounds like thinly veiled porn to me.
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Wed Nov 29, 2006 5:25 pm

Let's alla take a the trip a down a the memory lane, eh?

July 2005...
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Postby justcheckin on Wed Nov 29, 2006 7:16 pm

Haha... that is too cool.
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Postby Maui on Fri Jun 15, 2007 7:05 pm

DinoDeLaurentiis wrote:Hey, they sing a the fun anna happy songs for a the bambinos, eh? They give alla the little ones a the confidence anna the positive role models, no? What a you gonna to have a the kiddies listen to, eh? The goddamn Jay-Z?!?

Goddamn putz.



Word on the street is that there is a new band taking over the kidlets interests, The Doodlepops, they are as colourful as the Wiggles and have a mad drummer. Busdriver Bob's raps are comparable to Vanilla Ice.



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Postby Theta on Fri Jun 15, 2007 9:57 pm

I think children's entertainment is the best example of how completely fucked up we are as a race.
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Postby Nachokoolaid on Sat Jun 16, 2007 12:57 am

That's pretty fucked up. My kids aren't watching shit like that. They'll only see stuff like Dark Crystal or Pan's Labyrinth. Wait that might fuck them up too. Good thing I don't have kids.
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