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Postby wonkabar on Thu Oct 04, 2007 6:27 pm

or maybe her dress is made of loogies
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Postby minstrel on Thu Oct 04, 2007 6:31 pm

wonkabar wrote:or maybe her dress is made of loogies


Beer just spewed out my nose!
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Postby DennisMM on Thu Oct 04, 2007 6:40 pm

No, that would be "hawk your skirt up."

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Postby darkjedijaina on Thu Oct 04, 2007 6:49 pm

yeah, you're making the sexiest songs unsexy. stop!
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Postby Maui on Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:07 pm

wonkabar wrote:

Oh, and I can't believe no one has mentioned WHIP IT yet ????



That's another thread, "Best S&M Songs".
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Postby darkjedijaina on Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:08 pm

Maui wrote:
wonkabar wrote:

Oh, and I can't believe no one has mentioned WHIP IT yet ????



That's another thread, "Best S&M Songs".


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Postby MacCready on Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:29 pm

Isn't Whip It a song about masturbation?
If not, why not?
Then again, I thought You Light Up My Life was about masturbation too, so don't quote me.
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Postby havocSchultz on Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:30 pm

Every song is about masturbation...



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Postby junesquad on Sun Oct 28, 2007 7:51 pm

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Re: Sexiest Songs

Postby Seppuku on Sun Nov 30, 2008 7:53 pm

I usually at least try to last a whole LP's worth of music (including foreplay) before I hit the Marlboros, so a few of the albums I'll play to get that special someone in the mood are (yeah, I'm icking myself out here too)...

Roxy Music - Avalon (particularly More Than This)

Marvin Gaye - I Want You

Serge Gainsbourg - Histoire de Melody Nelson

Nancy Sinatra & Lee Hazlewood - Nancy & Lee



Uber-corny, but they usually do the trick.
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Re: Sexiest Songs

Postby Scottys potty on Wed Jan 14, 2009 4:45 pm

My children I found think this is sexy ------- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD3E4U3gjUY

But I find it repulsive and just a cheap and sell out form of disgust. It shows just how low music and has become, relying on sensationalism and sex to sell a song. Sexiest Song? Sexist moreso.
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Re: Sexiest Songs

Postby havocSchultz on Wed Jan 14, 2009 6:56 pm

Scottys potty wrote:My children I found think this is sexy ------- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD3E4U3gjUY

But I find it repulsive and just a cheap and sell out form of disgust. It shows just how low music and has become, relying on sensationalism and sex to sell a song. Sexiest Song? Sexist moreso.


Any song that involved a bit of poco is sexy in my opinion...
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Postby Scottys potty on Wed Jan 14, 2009 8:05 pm

I am watching Rihanna's hits on TV with some younger guys. They find her the sexiest lady on the planet. I don't see the fuss in her. Why they think this is a mystery to me. Though now I have Beyonce singing Single Lady. With your overly pro female attitude, dear, no wonder you're single.
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Re: Sexiest Songs

Postby Scottys potty on Thu Jan 15, 2009 5:31 am

havocSchultz wrote:
Scottys potty wrote:My children I found think this is sexy ------- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD3E4U3gjUY

But I find it repulsive and just a cheap and sell out form of disgust. It shows just how low music and has become, relying on sensationalism and sex to sell a song. Sexiest Song? Sexist moreso.


Any song that involved a bit of poco is sexy in my opinion...


You are looking at the wrong link. I was hoping for comment to the song I put above. It's not even music, just model pornography.
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Postby havocSchultz on Thu Jan 15, 2009 9:53 am

Scottys potty wrote:
havocSchultz wrote:
Scottys potty wrote:My children I found think this is sexy ------- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD3E4U3gjUY

But I find it repulsive and just a cheap and sell out form of disgust. It shows just how low music and has become, relying on sensationalism and sex to sell a song. Sexiest Song? Sexist moreso.


Any song that involved a bit of poco is sexy in my opinion...


You are looking at the wrong link. I was hoping for comment to the song I put above. It's not even music, just model pornography.


I wasn't looking at any link actually...

I'm just loco for poco...

And if the link doesn't include any of that, then it's rather pointless...
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Re: Sexiest Songs

Postby Docventure on Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:19 am

Gasoline by Airborne Toxic Event. They're kinda trendy right now, but that song is pretty nice.
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Re: Sexiest Songs

Postby Ribbons on Wed Feb 25, 2009 5:28 am

Airborne Toxic Event!? That sounds like a reference to White Noise!

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Re: Sexiest Songs

Postby Seppuku on Wed Feb 25, 2009 8:18 am

The Sundays - Here's Where the Story Ends

Ah, falling in love music. Their singer Harriet Wheeler was a huge crush of mine when I was a wee Seppuku. There's something about her vocals that remind me of the slightly scared but strident singing of a teenage girl belting it out like there's no tomorrow. Being the cutest little indie girl who ever walked the face of the Earth doesn't hurt either.
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Re: Sexiest Songs

Postby Maui on Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:24 am

Seppuku wrote:The Sundays - Here's Where the Story Ends

Ah, falling in love music. Their singer Harriet Wheeler was a huge crush of mine when I was a wee Seppuku. There's something about her vocals that remind me of the slightly scared but strident singing of a teenage girl belting it out like there's no tomorrow. Being the cutest little indie girl who ever walked the face of the Earth doesn't hurt either.


Good call Sepp! I really like their cover for "Wild Horses".
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Re: Sexiest Songs

Postby Seppuku on Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:35 am

Maui wrote:
Seppuku wrote:The Sundays - Here's Where the Story Ends

Ah, falling in love music. Their singer Harriet Wheeler was a huge crush of mine when I was a wee Seppuku. There's something about her vocals that remind me of the slightly scared but strident singing of a teenage girl belting it out like there's no tomorrow. Being the cutest little indie girl who ever walked the face of the Earth doesn't hurt either.


Good call Sepp! I really like their cover for "Wild Horses".


Me too. It was pretty awesome hearing it in that weird Mark Whalberg/Reese Witherspoon movie, Fear.
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Re: Sexiest Songs

Postby Maui on Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:38 am

Seppuku wrote:
Maui wrote:
Seppuku wrote:The Sundays - Here's Where the Story Ends

Ah, falling in love music. Their singer Harriet Wheeler was a huge crush of mine when I was a wee Seppuku. There's something about her vocals that remind me of the slightly scared but strident singing of a teenage girl belting it out like there's no tomorrow. Being the cutest little indie girl who ever walked the face of the Earth doesn't hurt either.


Good call Sepp! I really like their cover for "Wild Horses".


Me too. It was pretty awesome hearing it in that weird Mark Whalberg/Reese Witherspoon movie, Fear.


Hah! I just watched that a few days ago. Don't they play that tune during that notorious roller coaster scene?
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Re: Sexiest Songs

Postby Sir Shit Stain Sr. on Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:41 am

Maui wrote:
Seppuku wrote:
Maui wrote:
Seppuku wrote:The Sundays - Here's Where the Story Ends

Ah, falling in love music. Their singer Harriet Wheeler was a huge crush of mine when I was a wee Seppuku. There's something about her vocals that remind me of the slightly scared but strident singing of a teenage girl belting it out like there's no tomorrow. Being the cutest little indie girl who ever walked the face of the Earth doesn't hurt either.


Good call Sepp! I really like their cover for "Wild Horses".


Me too. It was pretty awesome hearing it in that weird Mark Whalberg/Reese Witherspoon movie, Fear.


Hah! I just watched that a few days ago. Don't they play that tune during that notorious roller coaster scene?


Man I hated this song. All versions, but this the most. So cringeful, sooo.... desperately trying to be so cool, indie and acoustic and so nice!!! Now it makes me wish that rollercoaster crashed. People die everyday, sometimes it can be a good thing, depending on things (Hitler). It's that simple. Are clear? ARE WE CLEAR!!!!??
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Re: Sexiest Songs

Postby Maui on Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:44 am

Don't you have another post to write about Vicky Christina Barcelona?
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Re: Sexiest Songs

Postby Fievel on Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:54 am

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Re: Sexiest Songs

Postby DaleTremont on Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:36 pm

Maui wrote:
Seppuku wrote:
Maui wrote:
Seppuku wrote:The Sundays - Here's Where the Story Ends

Ah, falling in love music. Their singer Harriet Wheeler was a huge crush of mine when I was a wee Seppuku. There's something about her vocals that remind me of the slightly scared but strident singing of a teenage girl belting it out like there's no tomorrow. Being the cutest little indie girl who ever walked the face of the Earth doesn't hurt either.


Good call Sepp! I really like their cover for "Wild Horses".


Me too. It was pretty awesome hearing it in that weird Mark Whalberg/Reese Witherspoon movie, Fear.


Hah! I just watched that a few days ago. Don't they play that tune during that notorious roller coaster scene?


Nothing beats getting finger banged on a rollercoaster for romance!
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Re: Sexiest Songs

Postby Maui on Wed Feb 25, 2009 10:39 pm

DaleTremont wrote:
Maui wrote:
Seppuku wrote:
Maui wrote:
Seppuku wrote:The Sundays - Here's Where the Story Ends

Ah, falling in love music. Their singer Harriet Wheeler was a huge crush of mine when I was a wee Seppuku. There's something about her vocals that remind me of the slightly scared but strident singing of a teenage girl belting it out like there's no tomorrow. Being the cutest little indie girl who ever walked the face of the Earth doesn't hurt either.


Good call Sepp! I really like their cover for "Wild Horses".


Me too. It was pretty awesome hearing it in that weird Mark Whalberg/Reese Witherspoon movie, Fear.


Hah! I just watched that a few days ago. Don't they play that tune during that notorious roller coaster scene?


Nothing beats getting finger banged on a rollercoaster for romance!


There ya go Dale! I knew you'd come through! ;)
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Re: Sexiest Songs

Postby Seppuku on Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:06 pm

I'm tempted to split this off into its own thread just so Maui and Dale can talk about that one scene over and over again...
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Re: Sexiest Songs

Postby Peven on Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:03 am

Seppuku wrote:I'm tempted to split this off into its own thread just so Maui and Dale can talk about that one scene over and over again...


oh yeah, a thread titled simply "finger-banging".....
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Re: Sexiest Songs

Postby Tyrone_Shoelaces on Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:00 pm

Peven wrote:
Seppuku wrote:I'm tempted to split this off into its own thread just so Maui and Dale can talk about that one scene over and over again...


oh yeah, a thread titled simply "finger-banging".....

I am honestly surprised we don't have one already.
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Re: Sexiest Songs

Postby The Fingerblocker on Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:38 pm

Maui wrote:
DaleTremont wrote:
Maui wrote:
Seppuku wrote:
Maui wrote:
Seppuku wrote:The Sundays - Here's Where the Story Ends

Ah, falling in love music. Their singer Harriet Wheeler was a huge crush of mine when I was a wee Seppuku. There's something about her vocals that remind me of the slightly scared but strident singing of a teenage girl belting it out like there's no tomorrow. Being the cutest little indie girl who ever walked the face of the Earth doesn't hurt either.


Good call Sepp! I really like their cover for "Wild Horses".


Me too. It was pretty awesome hearing it in that weird Mark Whalberg/Reese Witherspoon movie, Fear.


Hah! I just watched that a few days ago. Don't they play that tune during that notorious roller coaster scene?


Nothing beats getting finger banged on a rollercoaster for romance!


There ya go Dale! I knew you'd come through! ;)


Seppuku wrote:I'm tempted to split this off into its own thread just so Maui and Dale can talk about that one scene over and over again...


That sounds like an interesting conversation. Room for one more?
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Re: Sexiest Songs

Postby Peven on Fri Feb 27, 2009 1:34 am

Let's Do It Again, by The Staple Singers
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Re: Sexiest Songs

Postby Faustus on Wed Mar 04, 2009 11:19 am

Surely 'Girlfriend in a coma' by The Smiths
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