Well GHEY Songs. (except anything by The Bangles)

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Postby wonkabar on Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:55 pm

You asked for it!

















Like, even if it wasn't ghey, it would still be ghey
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Postby minstrel on Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:57 pm

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DennisMM wrote:I think I saw him strum the guitar a couple of times. And he turned out to be straight. Supposedly. How ironic is that?


Yeah, right. And in that bathroom stall in L.A., George Michael was just "massaging his colon."


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Postby DennisMM on Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:58 pm

Andrew is married to Keren Woodward of Bananarama! He's straight!



I'm starting to sound like that loon in Baxter's avatar.
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Postby Fievel on Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:59 pm

DennisMM wrote:Andrew is married to Keren Woodward of Bananarama!


She's really a man.
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Postby DennisMM on Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:02 pm

That is not ghey! Toni Basil is completely straight and it's a song about a teenager who is crazy about her guy!


The video is about as ghey as humans can ghet. I swear some of those cheerleaders are trannies.

Toni Basil was one of the girls who got stoned in the cemetery with Fonda in Easy Rider.
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Postby wonkabar on Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:04 pm

DennisMM wrote:Andrew is married to Keren Woodward of Bananarama! He's straight!



You don't necessarily have to be "ghey" to be ghey...

EXAMPLE
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Postby Maui on Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:04 pm

DennisMM wrote:That is not ghey! Toni Basil is completely straight and it's a song about a teenager who is crazy about her guy!


The video is about as ghey as humans can ghet.



Well this thread isn't about songs depicting gays - its ghey songs (in our opinion)- stupid, annoying, cornball. That's my take ;)

But if you want - we can talk about Ziggy Stardust and Bowie's cross dressing. :)
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Postby Fievel on Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:07 pm

wonkabar wrote:
DennisMM wrote:Andrew is married to Keren Woodward of Bananarama! He's straight!



You don't necessarily have to be "ghey" to be ghey...

EXAMPLE


BETTER EXAMPLE
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Postby wonkabar on Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:08 pm



I didn't know they had cheerleaders in England
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Postby Maui on Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:09 pm

wonkabar wrote:I didn't know they had cheerleaders in England


I think it's Atomic Kitten in disguise.
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Postby DennisMM on Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:11 pm

Maui wrote:
DennisMM wrote:That is not ghey! Toni Basil is completely straight and it's a song about a teenager who is crazy about her guy!


The video is about as ghey as humans can ghet.



Well this thread isn't about songs depicting gays - its ghey songs (in our opinion)- stupid, annoying, cornball. That's my take ;)

But if you want - we can talk about Ziggy Stardust and Bowie's cross dressing. :)


Being annoying isn't sufficient to make something ghey, IMO. To me, ghey needs to have a bit of sex to it, but whatever.

Ziggy was beyond ghey.

Wayne Newton - insanely ghey.
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Postby wonkabar on Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:12 pm

Fievel wrote:
wonkabar wrote:
Den nisMM wrote:Andrew is married to Keren Woodward of Bananarama! He's straight!



You don't necessarily have to be "ghey" to be ghey...

EXAMPLE


BETTER EXAMPLE


Together they make a powerful ghey-concoction
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Postby Fievel on Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:13 pm

Liberace.....

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Postby DennisMM on Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:14 pm

Ghey movie classic - Sincerely Yours, starring Lee as a pianist who's going deaf and the woman who loves him.
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Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:15 pm

[url=http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CMwdAc1Dzfg]DEAD OR ALIVE. YOU SPIN ME ROUND.

To think that we actually had kids dancing to this song when we were trying to pull girls in school to this.[/url]
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Postby vicious_bastard on Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:16 pm



Gheyest thing posted so far. Reeks of children's TV, which she ended up on of course.
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Postby DennisMM on Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:24 pm



They still make pop records that sound like this? No wonder most English music is dead on arrival in the USA.
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Postby wonkabar on Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:26 pm

Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:[url=http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CMwdAc1Dzfg]DEAD OR ALIVE. YOU SPIN ME ROUND.

To think that we actually had kids dancing to this song when we were trying to pull girls in school to this.[/url]


Oh c'mon! That's SO NOT GHEY!
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Postby Maui on Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:27 pm

Fievel wrote:Liberace.....

Ladies man.

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Ok, but this guy could play the piano! My parents used to take me to see him in concert - loved to listen to his music. Brilliant really!
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Postby godzillasushi on Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:27 pm

I think the Night Rider theme is pretty Ghey...

Oh, and the soundtrack to Willy Wonkabeer and the Chocolate Flavored Liquor Factory.
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Postby Fievel on Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:43 pm

Maui wrote:
Fievel wrote:Liberace.....

Ladies man.

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Ok, but this guy could play the piano! My parents used to take me to see him in concert - loved to listen to his music. Brilliant really!


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Postby papalazeru on Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:54 pm

]Even Eddie Murphy is Gáy

"I'm RICK JAMES BIATCH!"
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Postby Fievel on Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:57 pm

papalazeru wrote:]Even Eddie Murphy is Gáy

"I'm RICK JAMES BIATCH!"


This comment from the video description says it all:

So 80's you just want to rip your darn jeans.
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Postby wonkabar on Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:09 pm

papalazeru wrote:]Even Eddie Murphy is Gáy

"I'm RICK JAMES BIATCH!"


I raise you
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Postby DennisMM on Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:18 pm

How to make a nonsinger celebrity sound good:

1. Have someone else do most of the singing.
2. Filter or double-track the voice.

Fell free to add your own!
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Postby papalazeru on Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:52 pm

wonkabar wrote:
papalazeru wrote:]Even Eddie Murphy is Gáy

"I'm RICK JAMES BIATCH!"


I raise you


DOESN'T COUNT!!!!!

That's paedophilia...not Gayness.

Michael is not inherently gáy. The slurring in the song makes them both sound drunk but not gáy. Sounds like plagurism of early Prince though.
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Postby junesquad on Mon Nov 05, 2007 9:43 pm

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Postby LaDracul on Mon Nov 05, 2007 9:57 pm

Oh, how about "Moskow"? It's bad disco, and not much better the second time around...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Wu022ngqE4I

Yes, I admit it's a guilty pleasure...and yet more evidence that people are too pirate crazy due to POTC...

ETA-I stand corrected, this is worse-
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