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PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:55 pm
by wonkabar
You asked for it!

















Like, even if it wasn't ghey, it would still be ghey

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:57 pm
by minstrel
RaulMonkey wrote:
DennisMM wrote:I think I saw him strum the guitar a couple of times. And he turned out to be straight. Supposedly. How ironic is that?


Yeah, right. And in that bathroom stall in L.A., George Michael was just "massaging his colon."


I know what the colon is! And it doesn't stick up in the air!!

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:58 pm
by DennisMM
Andrew is married to Keren Woodward of Bananarama! He's straight!



I'm starting to sound like that loon in Baxter's avatar.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:59 pm
by Fievel
DennisMM wrote:Andrew is married to Keren Woodward of Bananarama!


She's really a man.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:00 pm
by Maui

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:02 pm
by DennisMM
That is not ghey! Toni Basil is completely straight and it's a song about a teenager who is crazy about her guy!


The video is about as ghey as humans can ghet. I swear some of those cheerleaders are trannies.

Toni Basil was one of the girls who got stoned in the cemetery with Fonda in Easy Rider.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:04 pm
by wonkabar
DennisMM wrote:Andrew is married to Keren Woodward of Bananarama! He's straight!



You don't necessarily have to be "ghey" to be ghey...

EXAMPLE

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:04 pm
by Maui
DennisMM wrote:That is not ghey! Toni Basil is completely straight and it's a song about a teenager who is crazy about her guy!


The video is about as ghey as humans can ghet.



Well this thread isn't about songs depicting gays - its ghey songs (in our opinion)- stupid, annoying, cornball. That's my take ;)

But if you want - we can talk about Ziggy Stardust and Bowie's cross dressing. :)

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:06 pm
by Cpt Kirks 2pay

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:07 pm
by Fievel
wonkabar wrote:
DennisMM wrote:Andrew is married to Keren Woodward of Bananarama! He's straight!



You don't necessarily have to be "ghey" to be ghey...

EXAMPLE


BETTER EXAMPLE

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:08 pm
by wonkabar


I didn't know they had cheerleaders in England

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:09 pm
by Maui
wonkabar wrote:I didn't know they had cheerleaders in England


I think it's Atomic Kitten in disguise.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:11 pm
by DennisMM
Maui wrote:
DennisMM wrote:That is not ghey! Toni Basil is completely straight and it's a song about a teenager who is crazy about her guy!


The video is about as ghey as humans can ghet.



Well this thread isn't about songs depicting gays - its ghey songs (in our opinion)- stupid, annoying, cornball. That's my take ;)

But if you want - we can talk about Ziggy Stardust and Bowie's cross dressing. :)


Being annoying isn't sufficient to make something ghey, IMO. To me, ghey needs to have a bit of sex to it, but whatever.

Ziggy was beyond ghey.

Wayne Newton - insanely ghey.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:12 pm
by wonkabar
Fievel wrote:
wonkabar wrote:
Den nisMM wrote:Andrew is married to Keren Woodward of Bananarama! He's straight!



You don't necessarily have to be "ghey" to be ghey...

EXAMPLE


BETTER EXAMPLE


Together they make a powerful ghey-concoction

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:13 pm
by Fievel
Liberace.....

Ladies man.

Image

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:14 pm
by DennisMM
Ghey movie classic - Sincerely Yours, starring Lee as a pianist who's going deaf and the woman who loves him.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:15 pm
by Cpt Kirks 2pay
[url=http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CMwdAc1Dzfg]DEAD OR ALIVE. YOU SPIN ME ROUND.

To think that we actually had kids dancing to this song when we were trying to pull girls in school to this.[/url]

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:16 pm
by vicious_bastard


Gheyest thing posted so far. Reeks of children's TV, which she ended up on of course.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:24 pm
by DennisMM


They still make pop records that sound like this? No wonder most English music is dead on arrival in the USA.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:26 pm
by wonkabar
Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:[url=http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CMwdAc1Dzfg]DEAD OR ALIVE. YOU SPIN ME ROUND.

To think that we actually had kids dancing to this song when we were trying to pull girls in school to this.[/url]


Oh c'mon! That's SO NOT GHEY!

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:27 pm
by Maui
Fievel wrote:Liberace.....

Ladies man.

Image



Ok, but this guy could play the piano! My parents used to take me to see him in concert - loved to listen to his music. Brilliant really!

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:27 pm
by godzillasushi
I think the Night Rider theme is pretty Ghey...

Oh, and the soundtrack to Willy Wonkabeer and the Chocolate Flavored Liquor Factory.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:43 pm
by Fievel
Maui wrote:
Fievel wrote:Liberace.....

Ladies man.

Image



Ok, but this guy could play the piano! My parents used to take me to see him in concert - loved to listen to his music. Brilliant really!


See?
Ladies Love Liberace.

L.L. Cool Liberace.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:54 pm
by papalazeru
]Even Eddie Murphy is Gáy

"I'm RICK JAMES BIATCH!"

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:57 pm
by Fievel
papalazeru wrote:]Even Eddie Murphy is Gáy

"I'm RICK JAMES BIATCH!"


This comment from the video description says it all:

So 80's you just want to rip your darn jeans.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:09 pm
by wonkabar
papalazeru wrote:]Even Eddie Murphy is Gáy

"I'm RICK JAMES BIATCH!"


I raise you

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:18 pm
by DennisMM
How to make a nonsinger celebrity sound good:

1. Have someone else do most of the singing.
2. Filter or double-track the voice.

Fell free to add your own!

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:52 pm
by papalazeru
wonkabar wrote:
papalazeru wrote:]Even Eddie Murphy is Gáy

"I'm RICK JAMES BIATCH!"


I raise you


DOESN'T COUNT!!!!!

That's paedophilia...not Gayness.

Michael is not inherently gáy. The slurring in the song makes them both sound drunk but not gáy. Sounds like plagurism of early Prince though.

PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 9:43 pm
by junesquad
Dragostea Din Tei (Mi Ya Hi/Numa Numa): O-Zone

PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 9:57 pm
by LaDracul
Oh, how about "Moskow"? It's bad disco, and not much better the second time around...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Wu022ngqE4I

Yes, I admit it's a guilty pleasure...and yet more evidence that people are too pirate crazy due to POTC...

ETA-I stand corrected, this is worse-
The Rockin' Son of Ghenghis Khan

"Look at me now, daddy!"