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Well GHEY Songs. (except anything by The Bangles)

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 10:17 am
by Cpt Kirks 2pay
Wether deliberate or just so this or that that they're more ghey than this...!!!

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I'll start shall I?

Re: Well GHEY Songs

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 10:19 am
by Maui

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 10:19 am
by stereosforgeeks
You can add Scissor Sisters entire discography.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 10:34 am
by Fawst
Bah, Scissor Sisters aren't bad at all.

You want ghey, the entirety of emo/screamo/new emo is queerer than a handbag full of rainbows, to quote Weeds.

Except for M.C. Lars's "Signing Emo." Greatest emo song ever, and it just rips apart the entire genre. I love you, M.C. Lars.

How about that fucking Delilah song, whatever it's called. "OOoooooooooooooooooooh, what you do to meeeeeee, waaaaaaah wah wah wah wah-waaaaaaaah!" Go cry, h-mo.

(shouldn't this be in the EFBR?)

Re: Well GHEY Songs

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 10:39 am
by tapehead


This song is about masturbation, and as such, is essentially 'non-partisan'.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 10:40 am
by Cpt Kirks 2pay
Hugh Jackman as Peter Allen in The Boy From Oz.

Not that there's a point to any of this.

Re: Well GHEY Songs

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 11:48 am
by Maui
tapehead wrote:


This song is about masturbation


It is, really? WOW!

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 11:49 am
by Zarles
I had my iPod on at the grocery store, and 'I Feel Pretty' from West Side Story came on. I felt like I was in a food-themed musical. Good times.

Re: Well GHEY Songs

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 11:51 am
by tapehead
Maui wrote:
tapehead wrote:


This song is about masturbation


It is, really? WOW!


Oh come on, I just expressed a rationale, no need to go editing my post :lol:


...unless it only pertains to gay masturbation. And if so, I don't have a theme song anymore...

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 12:09 pm
by LaDracul
Eh heh heh..."Bicoastal"...

I quite wish that I had seen the performance where he dragged Richard Roxburgh up to torture him with it. XD

Anyway, how about the ghey national anthem, "It's Raining Men"? (They totally didn't intend on it being ghey, but it was disco and fair game.)

Re: Well GHEY Songs

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 12:15 pm
by Maui
tapehead wrote:
Maui wrote:
tapehead wrote:


This song is about masturbation


It is, really? WOW!


Oh come on, I just expressed a rationale, no need to go editing my post :lol:




hahahah, my turn now Tapes!

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 12:19 pm
by Fried Gold

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 12:26 pm
by LaDracul
How about that damn Vengaboys song "We Like To Party"? I'm glad Six Flags got rid of that song...

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 12:36 pm
by Maui
Barney the Dinosaur's song:

I Love you
You Love me
blah blah blah

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 12:39 pm
by tapehead
Maui wrote:Barney the Dinosaur's song:

I Love you
You Love me
blah blah blah


Again, not so much gay...

... as liable to inspire homicide!

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 12:43 pm
by minstrel
There was this old movie called Rollercoaster, with George Segal. In it, a bad band called Sparks did a song called "Big Boy". It's pretty Dumbledore.

And atrocious.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 12:44 pm
by stereosforgeeks
tapehead wrote:
Maui wrote:Barney the Dinosaur's song:

I Love you
You Love me
blah blah blah


Again, not so much gay...

... as liable to inspire homicide!


Nah thatd be the lambchop song.

This is the song that doesn't end!

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 12:54 pm
by Wolfpack
Any Village People song will do. They were all pretty much about men.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 12:57 pm
by Maui
tapehead wrote:
Maui wrote:Barney the Dinosaur's song:

I Love you
You Love me
blah blah blah


Again, not so much gay...

... as liable to inspire homicide!



You know, I hear frog tastes like chicken. Quite the delicacy.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 1:00 pm
by DennisMM
"Break My Stride" by Matthew Wilder. No real sexual content, just a passing admission of heterosexual romance, but the performance and production are so ghey.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 1:54 pm
by burlivesleftnut
This thread is offensive. No one has mentioned Elton John's "That's Why They Call It The Blues" yet.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 1:55 pm
by burlivesleftnut
Or "One More Try" by George Michael.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 1:55 pm
by burlivesleftnut
Or the music from Braveheart.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 1:56 pm
by Maui
Anything by Wham!

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:00 pm
by Cpt Kirks 2pay
Sheet Burl!!

No kidding. I have that Elton John song on my Ipod, I was thinking earlier on today that I wanted to Youtube A Different Corner after I posted about WHAM! Plus was watching Braveheart the other week and was thinking about getting the soundtrack.

No lie.



Time to lock this thread methinks! :shock:

Damn you too, Maui!! I have The Best of Wham at home too!!!!

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:01 pm
by minstrel
Anything sung by Nick Gilder. Especially "Hot Child In The City".

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:02 pm
by wonkabar
burlivesleftnut wrote:This thread is offensive. No one has mentioned Elton John's "That's Why They Call It The Blues" yet.


"Sad Songs" is way more ghey....oh wait, no...."Goodbye Norma-Jean".....wait, wait......"Goodbye England's-Rose."

Sorry Brits, but that song is ghey...not ghey as in g-a-y-- like flaming, but I mean really, really fucking GHEY!

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:04 pm
by Cpt Kirks 2pay
I got This Songs For You too.

Why did I start this thread?! Come on though!! At least I admit to some of these songs.

I think others should do so too. Part of the psychology experiment. Anyone?

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:22 pm
by burlivesleftnut
Anything by Olivia Newton John. Anything.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:23 pm
by Cpt Kirks 2pay
WHHHAAAAAAAT!?!?

I Youtube Hopelessly Devoted to You!!!

I'm not joking with these songs either. Man!! I gotta get checked out.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:28 pm
by papalazeru
Steps is sooo totally Gáy.

It's teriffic!

right up your back alley kirk.


Or if Kirk is into bears he can go for Right Said Fred! (I know he loves bears)

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:29 pm
by tapehead
burlivesleftnut wrote:Anything by Olivia Newton John. Anything.


What? surely not the 'Xanadu' soundtrack? that rocks!

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:30 pm
by Cpt Kirks 2pay
GHEY SONGS?


Anything that Papalarezu listens too.

Scissor Sisters thread anyone? Singing The Little Mermaid in pubs, anyone!?

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:37 pm
by DennisMM
Maui wrote:Anything by Wham!


"Freedom" is not teh ghey.

Andrew Ridgely in shorts: Totally, frighteningly ghey.
What did he do in Wham!, anyway?

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:38 pm
by burlivesleftnut
ABBA Discography.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:39 pm
by Cpt Kirks 2pay
Phew. No Abba in my Bookmarks.

What about.... Anything by Glenn Medeiros?

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:40 pm
by Lord Voldemoo
burlivesleftnut wrote:ABBA Discography.


Game. Set. Match.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:40 pm
by wonkabar
DennisMM wrote:Andrew Ridgely in shorts: Totally, frighteningly ghey.
What did he do in Wham!, anyway?


He provided the "Wham!"

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:41 pm
by Maui
DennisMM wrote:
Maui wrote:Anything by Wham!


"Freedom" is not teh ghey.

Andrew Ridgely in shorts: Totally, frighteningly ghey.
What did he do in Wham!, anyway?



He danced I think!

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:42 pm
by The Todd
DennisMM wrote:Andrew Ridgely in shorts: Totally, frighteningly ghey.
What did he do in Wham!, anyway?


Supplied George Michaels' coke.

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:43 pm
by DennisMM
I think I saw him strum the guitar a couple of times. And he turned out to be straight. Supposedly. How ironic is that?



Which is more ghey - ABBA or A-Teens?

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:44 pm
by RaulMonkey
DennisMM wrote:I think I saw him strum the guitar a couple of times. And he turned out to be straight. Supposedly. How ironic is that?


Yeah, right. And in that bathroom stall in L.A., George Michael was just "massaging his colon."

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:44 pm
by burlivesleftnut
Yaz, Erasure, Depeche Mode (all those heroine love songs can be sublimated to refer to sexuality... try it! It's fun!)

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:47 pm
by Cpt Kirks 2pay
DennisMM wrote:
Maui wrote:Anything by Wham!


"Freedom" is not teh ghey.

Andrew Ridgely in shorts: Totally, frighteningly ghey.
What did he do in Wham!, anyway?


How about this when he left?

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:47 pm
by DennisMM
RaulMonkey wrote:
DennisMM wrote:I think I saw him strum the guitar a couple of times. And he turned out to be straight. Supposedly. How ironic is that?


Yeah, right. And in that bathroom stall in L.A., George Michael was just "massaging his colon."


Haven't you seen him in his Formula One jumpsuit, surrounded by beautiful models? He's straight, I tell you!

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:47 pm
by Fievel
Michael Damien's version of "Rock On".

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:49 pm
by DennisMM
But the video features THE COREYS!

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:52 pm
by RaulMonkey
DennisMM wrote:But the video features THE COREYS!


Whose coreys?

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:53 pm
by wonkabar
DennisMM wrote:But the video features THE COREYS!



Beyond the valley of teh ghey

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 2:54 pm
by Fievel
wonkabar wrote:
DennisMM wrote:But the video features THE COREYS!



Beyond the valley of teh ghey


Especially then - the Dream A Little Dream period.

Uberghey.