Scarlett Johansen Sings Tom Waits

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Scarlett Johansen Sings Tom Waits

Postby WinslowLeach on Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:43 am

I thought Id post this since we were discussing Scarlett recently.

Listen to previews of all the songs on the homepage of the new site:

http://www.scarlettalbum.com/

What do ya think? Stick to acting? Do you want more Scarlett music? Do some camcorder porn?
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Postby travis-dane on Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:46 am

The PORN vote is from me!
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Postby havocSchultz on Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:47 am

Why does it have to be camcorder...?

Surely she could star in some big budget gonzo porn...
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Postby so sorry on Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:50 am

I'm beginning to wonder if she just stick to modeling... her 'acting' has been piss poor lately.

regarding those tracts: man, they really tried their best to keep her voice buried in the music. That's a sure sign that she can't sign worth a shit.
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Postby stereosforgeeks on Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:53 am

Ive seen some vids of her singing live and i wanted to rip my ears off.

Why on Earth would she think singing Tom Waits would be a good idea? He has one of the most distinctive vocal and musical stylings in rock.
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Postby WinslowLeach on Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:54 am

I just listened to the first track and I thought I was being summoned by the devil. Not good.
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Postby travis-dane on Thu Apr 24, 2008 11:56 am

Scarlett Johansson

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Postby bluebottle on Thu Apr 24, 2008 12:00 pm

i love it when celebrities put out albums. 20 years from now we'll be looking back on this as kitsch.
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Postby so sorry on Thu Apr 24, 2008 12:06 pm

travis-dane wrote:Scarlett Johansson

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so that's what she looks like, huh?
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Postby travis-dane on Thu Apr 24, 2008 12:09 pm

A Scarlett thread without a pic is worth shit......
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Postby WinslowLeach on Thu Apr 24, 2008 12:22 pm

Looks like the pornos win! :)
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Postby TheBaxter on Thu Apr 24, 2008 12:24 pm

WinslowLeach wrote:Looks like the pornos win! :)


forever!
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Postby TheBaxter on Thu Apr 24, 2008 12:27 pm

ok. i tried listening to some of those clips.

wow. horrible.
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Postby WinslowLeach on Thu Apr 24, 2008 12:27 pm

Scarlett Jo Camcorder Porn featuring her latest single!!
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Postby stereosforgeeks on Thu Apr 24, 2008 12:29 pm

WinslowLeach wrote:Scarlett Jo Camcorder Porn featuring her latest single!!


That'd sell.
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Postby TheBaxter on Thu Apr 24, 2008 12:30 pm

stereosforgeeks wrote:
WinslowLeach wrote:Scarlett Jo Camcorder Porn featuring her latest single!!


That'd sell.


as long as i can mute the sound, i'd buy it.
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Postby stereosforgeeks on Thu Apr 24, 2008 12:31 pm

TheBaxter wrote:
stereosforgeeks wrote:
WinslowLeach wrote:Scarlett Jo Camcorder Porn featuring her latest single!!


That'd sell.


as long as i can mute the sound, i'd buy it.


It'd be better if moaning drowned out the singing.
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Postby WinslowLeach on Thu Apr 24, 2008 12:35 pm

LOL. What a trainwreck of an album.

Its like the modern version of this:

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Postby Maui on Thu Apr 24, 2008 12:44 pm

WinslowLeach wrote:LOL. What a trainwreck of an album.

Its like the modern version of this:

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Didn't he have a duet with Streisand too?



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Postby King Of Nowhere on Thu Apr 24, 2008 12:45 pm

Eddie Murphy?
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Postby Maui on Thu Apr 24, 2008 12:46 pm

king_of_nowhere wrote:Eddie Murphy?



hee hee, yup!!
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Postby King Of Nowhere on Thu Apr 24, 2008 12:48 pm

Maui wrote:
king_of_nowhere wrote:Eddie Murphy?



hee hee, yup!!


But Rick James lent Eddie some of his musical credibility.
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Postby Maui on Thu Apr 24, 2008 12:55 pm

There seems to be alot of actors that try the singing thing and kinda don't do so well.

Bruce Willis
Gary Sinese
Juliette Lewis

I know there's more.

Now we can add ScarJo to the list.
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Postby WinslowLeach on Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:00 pm

I didnt know Gary Sinise sang too. Wow...thats weird.
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Postby King Of Nowhere on Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:00 pm

don't forget Joe Pesci
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Postby stereosforgeeks on Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:01 pm

Lyle Lovett but he actually has talent.
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Postby King Of Nowhere on Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:04 pm

Catherine Zeta-Jones, Lohan...

the list is massive
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Postby WinslowLeach on Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:05 pm

Oh yeah Joe Pesci!! Actually theres been alot of actors/singers over the years.

Rick Springfield is another one. David Soul...

But theres singers who became actors, then theres actors who become singers. Usually the latter are the ones who stink.
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Postby Spandau Belly on Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:17 pm

I think I prefer singers trying to act over actors trying to sing.
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Postby Jesus Christ on Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:25 pm

Those clips are shittastic! And I'm a hugh Tom Waits and Scarlett Jo fan. You'd think this would be like peanut butter and chocolate but NO!
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Postby travis-dane on Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:35 pm

Jesus Christ wrote:Those clips are shittastic! And I'm a hugh Tom Waits and Scarlett Jo fan. You'd think this would be like peanut butter and chocolate but NO!


HOLY CHRIST!

JESUS JUST POSTED!
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Postby DennisMM on Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:51 pm

The Golden Throats albums are fantastic if painful displays of what happened in ye olden days ('60s and '70s) when actors either decided to sing or were forced by networks/producers to sing. Lots of spoken performances by the older men, which are even more hilarious.
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Postby TheBaxter on Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:51 pm

travis-dane wrote:
Jesus Christ wrote:Those clips are shittastic! And I'm a hugh Tom Waits and Scarlett Jo fan. You'd think this would be like peanut butter and chocolate but NO!


HOLY CHRIST!

JESUS JUST POSTED!
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i'm just glad to hear that Jesus is a Tom Waits fan.
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Postby WinslowLeach on Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:53 pm

I gotta admit that I enjoy listening to Leonard Nimoy's music for fun. I love The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins and Ruby Dont Take Your Love To Town.
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Postby TheBaxter on Thu Apr 24, 2008 1:55 pm

Jim Nabors FTW!!!










oh, and...

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The Hoff is not impressed...
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Postby St. Alphonzo on Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:34 pm

TheBaxter wrote:
travis-dane wrote:
Jesus Christ wrote:Those clips are shittastic! And I'm a hugh Tom Waits and Scarlett Jo fan. You'd think this would be like peanut butter and chocolate but NO!


HOLY CHRIST!

JESUS JUST POSTED!
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i'm just glad to hear that Jesus is a Tom Waits fan.


Of COURSE he is.


Just listened to "Falling Down"... absolutely brutal. Like bad Karaoke.
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Postby DaleTremont on Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:37 pm

That pink wig karaoke scene in Lost in Translation must have gotten to her head...
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Postby Retardo_Montalban on Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:44 pm

Don't forget William Shatner.

Hey assholes, where were all of you "Tom Waits fans" in the Tom Waits thread I started? His new album consisting of 30 years worth of unreleased songs barely got a trickle, but Scarlett Johannson covering Tom Waits gets a flury of activity.
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Postby TheBaxter on Thu Apr 24, 2008 3:00 pm

well... scarlett has boobs.
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Postby St. Alphonzo on Thu Apr 24, 2008 3:05 pm

Perhaps it's just that Tom's talent is such a given (even Jesus thinks so), nobody feels the need to comment. But when someone comes along and disrespects the music like Scarlett has just done, well, the knives need to come out.


EDIT: Oh, and as Bax mentions, there's the boobs thing as well...
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Postby WinslowLeach on Thu Apr 24, 2008 3:15 pm

TheBaxter wrote:well... scarlett has boobs.


Exactly! :)

Terrible singing but look at this:

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I think Id have to let her sing if she was dressed like that. I mean cmon dawg.
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Postby Tyrone_Shoelaces on Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:10 pm

The Bacon Bros. were coming over to regulate but they got distracted by that last photo.
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Postby Maui on Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:12 pm

That photo is certainly making its rounds on the Zone.

I think it's a ploy.

Dale?
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Postby DaleTremont on Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:16 pm

Maui wrote:That photo is certainly making its rounds on the Zone.

I think it's a ploy.

Dale?


Hey man I just spread the love. 8-)
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Postby Maui on Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:16 pm

DaleTremont wrote:
Maui wrote:That photo is certainly making its rounds on the Zone.

I think it's a ploy.

Dale?


Hey man I just spread the love. 8-)


Yeah yeah yeah. I see right through youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!! I know your games.


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Postby DaleTremont on Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:21 pm

Maui wrote:
DaleTremont wrote:
Ma ui wrote:That photo is certainly making its rounds on the Zone.

I think it's a ploy.

Dale?


Hey man I just spread the love. 8-)


Yeah yeah yeah. I see right through youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!! I know your games.


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Postby Maui on Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:22 pm

DaleTremont wrote:
Maui wrote:
Da leTremont wrote:
Ma ui wrote:That photo is certainly making its rounds on the Zone.

I think it's a ploy.

Dale?


Hey man I just spread the love. 8-)


Yeah yeah yeah. I see right through youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!! I know your games.


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Postby Tyrone_Shoelaces on Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:39 pm

Who told her this was a good idea? She should have saved her voice for our babies.



Somewhere Marianne Faithfull is shaking her head.
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Postby Maui on Thu Apr 24, 2008 4:41 pm

Tyrone_Shoelaces wrote:Who told her this was a good idea?


This guy:

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Postby WinslowLeach on Thu Apr 24, 2008 5:02 pm

Tyrone_Shoelaces wrote:The Bacon Bros. were coming over to regulate but they got distracted by that last photo.


Theyre just boys in bars!!
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