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lady gaga has man-parts

Postby TheBaxter on Thu Dec 31, 2009 7:19 pm

i'm putting this in the music thread because lady gaga is, ostensibly, a music artist. but i'm not interested in her music. what i'm interested in is whether she's a man or not. because, even though she's got a major butterface, she does have a pretty hot ass. and i need to know whether that should make me feel uncomfortable or not.
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Postby minstrel on Thu Dec 31, 2009 7:37 pm

Who cares? I mean, has anybody ever heard of her? And if so, why?
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Postby Peven on Thu Dec 31, 2009 7:39 pm

Bax is just trying to work through his homophobia....
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Postby jofussunshyne on Fri Jan 01, 2010 10:51 am

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Postby Peven on Fri Jan 01, 2010 11:36 am

hey hey hey HEY!!! where are the pics that Gaffney put up of that ass? don't tell me Gaffney's pics got.....gaffneyed :shock: :(
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Postby Pacino86845 on Fri Jan 01, 2010 12:31 pm

I heard that Lady Gaga's penis was responsible for killing Steve Urkel... and also for deleting Gaffney's post.
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Postby Peven on Fri Jan 01, 2010 1:15 pm

you are just jealous because she is hotter than you, Pacina :-P
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Postby Al Shut on Fri Jan 01, 2010 1:27 pm

wait a minute

I thought Pacina is Lady Gaga
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Postby minstrel on Fri Jan 01, 2010 2:52 pm

I just thought everyone should know that Lady Gaga can be rearranged to spell "G! A gay lad!"
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Postby Peven on Fri Jan 01, 2010 4:47 pm

this really is sad. i bet the same people who are saying this were the ones swearing that Gwen Stefani was a man, too, back in the day....before she got pregnant and made all of them look like morons. no shit, this kind of behavior only reveals the insecurity and self-loathing of those who spread the shit
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Postby Fievel on Fri Jan 01, 2010 7:21 pm

I saw Lady Gaga on SNL I think (?).. and she performed a song with just her and a piano (she played that too).
I came away impressed. But then, female singers that play piano often impress me (Tori Amos, Fiona Apple, Norah Jones, etc.)
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Postby minstrel on Fri Jan 01, 2010 8:08 pm

Peven wrote:this really is sad. i bet the same people who are saying this were the ones swearing that Gwen Stefani was a man, too, back in the day....before she got pregnant and made all of them look like morons. no shit, this kind of behavior only reveals the insecurity and self-loathing of those who spread the shit


Owen Stefani is a man. He wound up with the name "Gwen" because somebody misread his handwriting. He went with it, though, and sang in a high register and had boob implants and got pregnant. Now all the ones who thought the others looked like morons, look like morons. So everybody looks like a moron, except Owen Stefani.

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Postby TheBaxter on Fri Jan 01, 2010 10:19 pm

Peven wrote:Bax is just trying to work through his homophobia....


i believe it's called gagaphobia.
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Postby Retardo_Montalban on Sat Jan 02, 2010 4:26 am

minstrel wrote:
Peven wrote:this really is sad. i bet the same people who are saying this were the ones swearing that Gwen Stefani was a man, too, back in the day....before she got pregnant and made all of them look like morons. no shit, this kind of behavior only reveals the insecurity and self-loathing of those who spread the shit


Owen Stefani is a man. He wound up with the name "Gwen" because somebody misread his handwriting. He went with it, though, and sang in a high register and had boob implants and got pregnant. Now all the ones who thought the others looked like morons, look like morons. So everybody looks like a moron, except Owen Stefani.

(... ok, not really ...)



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Postby TheBaxter on Sat Jan 02, 2010 1:09 pm

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Postby The Todd on Sat Jan 02, 2010 1:34 pm

Since this IS in the music thread, some proof of Gaga's talent:

Lady GaGa - House of Blues New Orleans - Just Dance (Soundboard breaks! Sings Acapella)

Around the 0:50 mark, the soundboard breaks and she continues on singing acapella. Even when people try to get her to stop, she wants to continue her show. Cool shit.

Also, to bring this post on topic, around the 3:13 mark, when the lights are dimmed, someone shines a flashlight on her camel toe.
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Postby Fievel on Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:07 am



I thought that was kinda cool. :oops:
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Re: lady gaga has man-parts

Postby Peven on Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:24 am

Fievel wrote:


I thought that was kinda cool. :oops:


yeah, it was, and if Cobain hasn't rolled over and buried himself 6 feet deeper over the skank whore he was such a fool for and left behind to raise his kid then fuck him anyway

most over-rated motherfucker of the last 25 years anyway.....
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Postby so sorry on Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:35 am

Peven wrote:
Fievel wrote:


I thought that was kinda cool. :oops:


yeah, it was, and if Cobain hasn't rolled over and buried himself 6 feet deeper over the skank whore he was such a fool for and left behind to raise his kid then fuck him anyway

most over-rated motherfucker of the last 25 years anyway.....


Peven save your rant for here... this thread is dedicated to all things GaGa.
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Postby Peven on Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:40 am

you're the one who posted the Cobain video thing and commented about it....here in this thread....
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Postby so sorry on Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:43 am

Peven wrote:you're the one who posted the Cobain video thing and commented about it....here in this thread....


Did you not watch it? It was Lady GaGa-filled. Thus this thread.
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Postby TheBaxter on Thu Jan 07, 2010 11:02 am



man, i was really hoping this would be another video of kurt cobain in guitar hero singing a lady gaga song.

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Postby Peven on Thu Jan 07, 2010 11:02 am

i'd rather Lady GaGa was Peven-filled.....
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Postby TheBaxter on Thu Jan 07, 2010 11:38 am

Peven wrote:i'd rather Lady GaGa was Peven-filled.....


or maybe that Peven was gaga-filled?
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Postby Wolfpack on Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:02 am

She sounds like she has a mouth full of Peven when she sings that "rah muh mah" stuff in "Bad Romance."
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Postby TheBaxter on Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:47 am

Wolfpack wrote:...mouth full of Peven ..."


is there a new word filter i'm not aware of?
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Postby theunforgettablefire on Mon Mar 08, 2010 5:07 pm

she admitted she doesn't.
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Postby John-Locke on Fri Mar 12, 2010 10:57 am

NSFW



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Postby Chris a.k.a StuntMike on Fri Mar 12, 2010 11:06 am

Fievel wrote:I saw Lady Gaga on SNL I think (?).. and she performed a song with just her and a piano (she played that too).
I came away impressed. But then, female singers that play piano often impress me (Tori Amos, Fiona Apple, Norah Jones, etc.)


I saw that as well. I thought she was doing a good job until her giant neck-thing-that-they-put-on-dogs-so-they-don't-bite-themselves-costume started bonking her in the face every two seconds while she was playing the piano.
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Postby so sorry on Fri Mar 12, 2010 1:11 pm

John-Locke wrote:NSFW



Directed by Jonas Åkerlund




OOOOOOOkay :roll:

Channel Tarantino much, Mister Akerlund?
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Postby Tyrone_Shoelaces on Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:05 pm

John-Locke wrote:NSFW



Directed by Jonas Åkerlund

Best. Video. Ever. To feature a women's prison. Somewhere Madonna is nodding sagely.

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Postby so sorry on Fri Mar 12, 2010 5:16 pm

Tyrone_Shoelaces wrote:Anybody know where I can get a Virgin Mobile phone?



I think Lady GaGa's cho-cho dispenses then like Pez candy.
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Postby Pacino86845 on Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:50 pm

Awesome music video, Gaga's videos have only been getting better (although I'm not sure, I might prefer the one for Bad Romance to this one). On top of that it has Beyonce, so in one video I get two of my favorite pop stars... scantily clad. Uh-mazing!
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Postby travis-dane on Sun Mar 14, 2010 7:48 am

Pacino86845 wrote:Awesome music video, Gaga's videos have only been getting better (although I'm not sure, I might prefer the one for Bad Romance to this one). On top of that it has Beyonce, so in one video I get two of my favorite pop stars... scantily clad. Uh-mazing!


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Postby Spandau Belly on Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:58 pm

If Lady Gaga has a dick, I would be honoured to suck it.


That is my definitive statement.
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Postby DaleTremont on Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:46 pm

Spandau Belly wrote:If Lady Gaga has a dick, I would be honoured to suck it.


That is my definitive statement.


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Postby Retardo_Montalban on Fri Mar 26, 2010 12:52 am

Retardo thinks this stuff is old played out Kylie Minogue schtick. I saw an episode of Duckman with a more entertaining women's prison scenario. Let's just watch some old Kylie Minogue videos, they are way hotter.
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Postby TheBaxter on Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:24 am

shame on you, lady gaga! now you've made donny osmond mad!
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Postby TheButcher on Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:08 am

Lady Gaga wrote:"I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina."

source: Vulture
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Postby papalazeru on Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:53 am

TheButcher wrote:
Lady Gaga wrote:"I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina."

source: Vulture



But she doesn't have any creativit.....oh! I see what you did.
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Postby so sorry on Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:44 am

TheButcher wrote:
Lady Gaga wrote:"I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina."

source: Vulture



I wonder what I could take out of her asshole.
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Postby TheBaxter on Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:01 am

so sorry wrote:
TheButcher wrote:
Lady Gaga wrote:"I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina."

source: Vulture



I wonder what I could take out of her asshole.


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Postby so sorry on Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:07 am

TheBaxter wrote:
so sorry wrote:
TheButcher wrote:
Lady Gaga wrote:"I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina."

source: Vulture



I wonder what I could take out of her asshole.


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Postby papalazeru on Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:18 am

so sorry wrote:
TheBaxter wrote:last night's dinner?

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Postby minstrel on Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:23 pm

Guys, I'm trying to eat breakfast over here. Find something else to talk about.
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Postby so sorry on Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:46 pm

minstrel wrote:Guys, I'm trying to eat breakfast over here. Find something else to talk about.


I hear Lady Gaga likes sausages and jimmy dean's links for breakfast.
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Postby Spandau Belly on Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:49 pm

so sorry wrote:
TheButcher wrote:
Lady Gaga wrote:"I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina."

source: Vulture


I wonder what I could take out of her asshole?


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Postby Peven on Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:15 pm

funny, all the same shit could be said about old "cool" bands like the Ramone's, who are only cool due to image, too, only i am guessing even more bizarre shit could be pulled out of their assholes
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Postby TheBaxter on Wed Aug 04, 2010 8:42 am

Peven wrote:funny, all the same shit could be said about old "cool" bands like the Ramone's, who are only cool due to image, too, only i am guessing even more bizarre shit could be pulled out of their assholes


i guess that answers the question, what would we pull out of peven's ass...








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