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by **TheBaxter** on Thu Dec 31, 2009 7:19 pm

i'm putting this in the music thread because lady gaga is, ostensibly, a music artist. but i'm not interested in her music. what i'm interested in is whether she's a man or not. because, even though she's got a major butterface, she does have a pretty hot ass. and i need to know whether that should make me feel uncomfortable or not.

by **minstrel** on Thu Dec 31, 2009 7:37 pm

Who cares? I mean, has anybody ever heard of her? And if so, why?

by **Peven** on Thu Dec 31, 2009 7:39 pm

Bax is just trying to work through his homophobia....

by **jofussunshyne** on Fri Jan 01, 2010 10:51 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i23qGLw3H_Y

Skip to the end & see,,,

by **Peven** on Fri Jan 01, 2010 11:36 am

hey hey hey HEY!!! where are the pics that Gaffney put up of that ass? don't tell me Gaffney's pics got.....gaffneyed :shock:

by **Pacino86845** on Fri Jan 01, 2010 12:31 pm

I heard that Lady Gaga's penis was responsible for killing Steve Urkel... and also for deleting Gaffney's post.

by **Peven** on Fri Jan 01, 2010 1:15 pm

you are just jealous because she is hotter than you, Pacina :-P

by **Al Shut** on Fri Jan 01, 2010 1:27 pm

wait a minute

I thought Pacina is Lady Gaga

by **minstrel** on Fri Jan 01, 2010 2:52 pm

I just thought everyone should know that Lady Gaga can be rearranged to spell "G! A gay lad!"

by **Peven** on Fri Jan 01, 2010 4:47 pm

this really is sad. i bet the same people who are saying this were the ones swearing that Gwen Stefani was a man, too, back in the day....before she got pregnant and made all of them look like morons. no shit, this kind of behavior only reveals the insecurity and self-loathing of those who spread the shit

by **Fievel** on Fri Jan 01, 2010 7:21 pm

I saw Lady Gaga on SNL I think (?).. and she performed a song with just her and a piano (she played that too).
I came away impressed. But then, female singers that play piano often impress me (Tori Amos, Fiona Apple, Norah Jones, etc.)

by **minstrel** on Fri Jan 01, 2010 8:08 pm

Peven wrote:this really is sad. i bet the same people who are saying this were the ones swearing that Gwen Stefani was a man, too, back in the day....before she got pregnant and made all of them look like morons. no shit, this kind of behavior only reveals the insecurity and self-loathing of those who spread the shit

Owen Stefani is a man. He wound up with the name "Gwen" because somebody misread his handwriting. He went with it, though, and sang in a high register and had boob implants and got pregnant. Now all the ones who thought the others looked like morons, look like morons. So everybody looks like a moron, except Owen Stefani.

(... ok, not really ...)

by **TheBaxter** on Fri Jan 01, 2010 10:19 pm

Peven wrote:Bax is just trying to work through his homophobia....

i believe it's called gagaphobia.

by **Retardo_Montalban** on Sat Jan 02, 2010 4:26 am

minstrel wrote:
Peven wrote:this really is sad. i bet the same people who are saying this were the ones swearing that Gwen Stefani was a man, too, back in the day....before she got pregnant and made all of them look like morons. no shit, this kind of behavior only reveals the insecurity and self-loathing of those who spread the shit

Owen Stefani is a man. He wound up with the name "Gwen" because somebody misread his handwriting. He went with it, though, and sang in a high register and had boob implants and got pregnant. Now all the ones who thought the others looked like morons, look like morons. So everybody looks like a moron, except Owen Stefani.

(... ok, not really ...)

I don't know what to believe anymore. I'm just going to assume all platinum blondes are really men in drag.

by **TheBaxter** on Sat Jan 02, 2010 1:09 pm

"it's a man, baby!"

by **The Todd** on Sat Jan 02, 2010 1:34 pm

Since this IS in the music thread, some proof of Gaga's talent:

Lady GaGa - House of Blues New Orleans - Just Dance (Soundboard breaks! Sings Acapella)

Around the 0:50 mark, the soundboard breaks and she continues on singing acapella. Even when people try to get her to stop, she wants to continue her show. Cool shit.

Also, to bring this post on topic, around the 3:13 mark, when the lights are dimmed, someone shines a flashlight on her camel toe.

by **so sorry** on Thu Jan 07, 2010 9:52 am

Kurt Cobain rolls over in grave, digs himself 6 feet deeper

by **Fievel** on Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:07 am

so sorry wrote:Kurt Cobain rolls over in grave, digs himself 6 feet deeper

I thought that was kinda cool. :oops:

by **Peven** on Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:24 am

Fievel wrote:
so sorry wrote:Kurt Cobain rolls over in grave, digs himself 6 feet deeper

I thought that was kinda cool.

yeah, it was, and if Cobain hasn't rolled over and buried himself 6 feet deeper over the skank whore he was such a fool for and left behind to raise his kid then fuck him anyway

most over-rated motherfucker of the last 25 years anyway.....

by **so sorry** on Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:35 am

Peven wrote:
Fievel wrote:
so sorry wrote:Kurt Cobain rolls over in grave, digs himself 6 feet deeper

I thought that was kinda cool.

yeah, it was, and if Cobain hasn't rolled over and buried himself 6 feet deeper over the skank whore he was such a fool for and left behind to raise his kid then fuck him anyway

most over-rated motherfucker of the last 25 years anyway.....

Peven save your rant for here... this thread is dedicated to all things GaGa.

by **Peven** on Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:40 am

you're the one who posted the Cobain video thing and commented about it....here in this thread....

by **so sorry** on Thu Jan 07, 2010 10:43 am

Peven wrote:you're the one who posted the Cobain video thing and commented about it....here in this thread....

Did you not watch it? It was Lady GaGa-filled. Thus this thread.

by **TheBaxter** on Thu Jan 07, 2010 11:02 am

so sorry wrote:Kurt Cobain rolls over in grave, digs himself 6 feet deeper

man, i was really hoping this would be another video of kurt cobain in guitar hero singing a lady gaga song.

OVERRATED!

by **Peven** on Thu Jan 07, 2010 11:02 am

i'd rather Lady GaGa was Peven-filled.....

by **TheBaxter** on Thu Jan 07, 2010 11:38 am

Peven wrote:i'd rather Lady GaGa was Peven-filled.....

or maybe that Peven was gaga-filled?

by **Wolfpack** on Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:02 am

She sounds like she has a mouth full of Peven when she sings that "rah muh mah" stuff in "Bad Romance."

by **TheBaxter** on Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:47 am

Wolfpack wrote:...mouth full of Peven ..."

is there a new word filter i'm not aware of?

by **theunforgettablefire** on Mon Mar 08, 2010 5:07 pm

she admitted she doesn't.

by **John-Locke** on Fri Mar 12, 2010 10:57 am

NSFW

Directed by Jonas Åkerlund

by **Chris a.k.a StuntMike** on Fri Mar 12, 2010 11:06 am

Fievel wrote:I saw Lady Gaga on SNL I think (?).. and she performed a song with just her and a piano (she played that too).
I came away impressed. But then, female singers that play piano often impress me (Tori Amos, Fiona Apple, Norah Jones, etc.)

I saw that as well. I thought she was doing a good job until her giant neck-thing-that-they-put-on-dogs-so-they-don't-bite-themselves-costume started bonking her in the face every two seconds while she was playing the piano.

by **so sorry** on Fri Mar 12, 2010 1:11 pm

John-Locke wrote:NSFW

Directed by Jonas Åkerlund

OOOOOOOkay :roll:

Channel Tarantino much, Mister Akerlund?

by **Tyrone_Shoelaces** on Fri Mar 12, 2010 4:05 pm

John-Locke wrote:NSFW

Directed by Jonas Åkerlund

Best. Video. Ever. To feature a women's prison. Somewhere Madonna is nodding sagely.

Anybody know where I can get a Virgin Mobile phone?

by **so sorry** on Fri Mar 12, 2010 5:16 pm

Tyrone_Shoelaces wrote:Anybody know where I can get a Virgin Mobile phone?

I think Lady GaGa's cho-cho dispenses then like Pez candy.

by **Pacino86845** on Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:50 pm

Awesome music video, Gaga's videos have only been getting better (although I'm not sure, I might prefer the one for Bad Romance to this one). On top of that it has Beyonce, so in one video I get two of my favorite pop stars... scantily clad. Uh-mazing!

by **travis-dane** on Sun Mar 14, 2010 7:48 am

Pacino86845 wrote:Awesome music video, Gaga's videos have only been getting better (although I'm not sure, I might prefer the one for Bad Romance to this one). On top of that it has Beyonce, so in one video I get two of my favorite pop stars... scantily clad. Uh-mazing!

i agree with everythink you said there baby.

by **Spandau Belly** on Thu Mar 25, 2010 8:58 pm

If Lady Gaga has a dick, I would be honoured to suck it.

That is my definitive statement.

by **DaleTremont** on Thu Mar 25, 2010 9:46 pm

Spandau Belly wrote:If Lady Gaga has a dick, I would be honoured to suck it.

That is my definitive statement.

Quoted for posterity.

by **Retardo_Montalban** on Fri Mar 26, 2010 12:52 am

Retardo thinks this stuff is old played out Kylie Minogue schtick. I saw an episode of Duckman with a more entertaining women's prison scenario. Let's just watch some old Kylie Minogue videos, they are way hotter.

by **TheBaxter** on Fri Mar 26, 2010 10:24 am

shame on you, lady gaga! now you've made donny osmond mad!

by **TheButcher** on Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:08 am

Lady Gaga wrote:"I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina."

source: Vulture

by **papalazeru** on Tue Aug 03, 2010 3:53 am

TheButcher wrote:
Lady Gaga wrote:"I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina."

source: Vulture

But she doesn't have any creativit.....oh! I see what you did.

by **so sorry** on Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:44 am

TheButcher wrote:
Lady Gaga wrote:"I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina."

source: Vulture

I wonder what I could take out of her asshole.

by **TheBaxter** on Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:01 am

so sorry wrote:
TheButcher wrote:
Lady Gaga wrote:"I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina."

source: Vulture

I wonder what I could take out of her asshole.

last night's dinner?

by **so sorry** on Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:07 am

TheBaxter wrote:
so sorry wrote:
TheButcher wrote:
Lady Gaga wrote:"I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina."

source: Vulture

I wonder what I could take out of her asshole.

last night's dinner?

Last night's date's DNA sample?

by **papalazeru** on Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:18 am

so sorry wrote:
TheBaxter wrote:last night's dinner?

Last night's date's DNA sampleS?

by **minstrel** on Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:23 pm

Guys, I'm trying to eat breakfast over here. Find something else to talk about.

by **so sorry** on Tue Aug 03, 2010 12:46 pm

minstrel wrote:Guys, I'm trying to eat breakfast over here. Find something else to talk about.

I hear Lady Gaga likes sausages and jimmy dean's links for breakfast.

by **Spandau Belly** on Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:49 pm

so sorry wrote:
TheButcher wrote:
Lady Gaga wrote:"I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina."

source: Vulture

I wonder what I could take out of her asshole?

by **Peven** on Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:15 pm

funny, all the same shit could be said about old "cool" bands like the Ramone's, who are only cool due to image, too, only i am guessing even more bizarre shit could be pulled out of their assholes

by **TheBaxter** on Wed Aug 04, 2010 8:42 am

Peven wrote:funny, all the same shit could be said about old "cool" bands like the Ramone's, who are only cool due to image, too, only i am guessing even more bizarre shit could be pulled out of their assholes

i guess that answers the question, what would we pull out of peven's ass...

The Zone

Which part of lady gaga is bigger: her penis or her nose?