DINO KONG: 2006 Zonie Game of the Year!!

[DinoDeLaurentiis]

Okay alla you putzes... here's a the little gift from a the Dino, eh? Before the PZ, she opens uppa the floodgates.

I was inna the pre-production meeting just a the other day, anna this young putz named Joe from a the InterWeb Marketing Department, he come a to me anna says "Hey Dino! I gotta this great idea for a the web game, eh?"

So the Dino, he says a to a him "okay putz, show a the Dino what a you got eh?" I give a him free reign onna one condition... the game, she gotta to be able to post a the Top Ten High Scores, eh? So alla you putzes, you can a compete against each other....heheh...

SHUT UPPA YOU MOUTH DINO I WANNA TO PLAY A THE DINO KONG NOW!!!

Goddamn impatient putzes...

[DinoDeLaurentiis]

Oh anna make a sure you gotta your speakers on, eh?

Iffa you wanna to hear a the Dino...

[St. Alphonzo]

Tony just schooled me.

This is officially on my favorites list. Love the Dino voice!

[ZombieZoneSolutions]

IPAMPILASH! that was great!!! i have the lowest score! yay!

[St. Alphonzo]

Oscar is the key!!

[TonyWilson]

Dino, once again you floor us all, well me at least. Fantastic, or rather fantastico paisan!!


354. Is that good or bad?

[MasterWhedon]

Dude, I came in second place!!

[DinoDeLaurentiis]

Monkeys = 1 point
Grappa = 10 points
Oscar = 100 points!!!!

No penalities for a missing.... YET!

[DinoDeLaurentiis]

354. Is that good or bad?

That's a pretty good, eh? You must have a caught a couple of a the Oscars, no?

[MasterWhedon]

What the hell are the red things?

[Adam Balm]

Laughed as hard as the first time. But the game could have used at least one 'IPAMPILASH' when you miss a monkey or something.

[Flumm]

It's worth it just to hear the putz.

[DinoDeLaurentiis]

What the hell are the red things?

That's a the bottle of a the Grappa you putz!

That's a why a the Dino says "grappa" a when a the bottle, she starts a to fall, eh?

[MasterWhedon]

Dino, what causes it to stop? Once you catch so many things or once you miss so many? Seems to be a lot shorter now than when I first played.

[burlivesleftnut]

Why is the monkey trying to catch other monkeys? Is he some kind of superhero monkey?

[Ribbons]

You're the man, Dino.

[DinoDeLaurentiis]

Dino, what causes it to stop? Once you catch so many things or once you miss so many? Seems to be a lot shorter now than when I first played.

25 random items, they fall a from a the sky like a the mana from a the heavens, no?

[Adam Balm]

So Dino, how about a boss at the end of each level, like the guys I mentioned before?

[MasterWhedon]

WTF?!! WHERE ARE MY OSCARS?!!!

[DinoDeLaurentiis]

They only a go to a those who deserve a them, eh?

Like a the Marisa Tomei....

[Flumm]

!!! Brock you gentlemanly oscar grabbing monkey!!

ROFL!!

[DinoDeLaurentiis]

So Dino, how about a boss at the end of each level, like the guys I mentioned before?

HOLY CRAPPA! version 2, eh?

[DinoDeLaurentiis]

!!! Brock you gentlemanly oscar grabbing monkey!!

ROFL!!

Yeah, Brocktune, he's a kicking alla your putz asses, eh?

He PWND alla you n00BZ!!111

[burlivesleftnut]

Yeah I placed!

[MasterWhedon]

You need to make a Burl Ives head fall, worth 500 points.

[Ribbons]

Holy crappa, I figure out who Dino looks like inna the game!



Look inna your geek hearts, you know it to be true...

[Adam Balm]

Both characters you can't tell what they fuck they are saying....

[Flumm]

Is anyone else starting to hear JD from Scubs, doing an impression of Dino, when putz comes up?

...and maybe it's cause I'm hungry, but the grappa has turned into tabasco sauce.

[Brocktune]

i took a capture of the screen declaring my victory, and i was going to post it here and lord it over all of you, and say what punk-ass chumps you all were, but now imageshack isnt working, and my response was totally late, and now i look like the punk ass chump.

[Flumm]

"Extra Ribbons - for Kong's pleasure"

[DinoDeLaurentiis]

Heheh... donna get a too cocky, eh? Iffa no one beats a your score, the score she is only good for a the 7 days anna then a she gets a the DELETED! Just like a that...

... you gotta to keep onna coming back a to continue a your reign of a the supremacy...

[ThisIsTheGirl]

Have that, you bitches.

For a while, I was feeling like Martin Scorsese, but my drunken self got there in the end......

[Flumm]

TITG 4 da pwnage!

Nice one my drunken friend.





Anyone else wondering who the guy is in the center of the picture? is it our good friend Joe?

And not to mention the Sahara Shimmer Dance troupe....

[Ribbons]

For a while, I was feeling like Martin Scorsese

LOLZORS! Poor Scorsese... shafted by The Man.

By the way, thanks for stealing my thunder, you gentleman. Prepare to die.

[ThisIsTheGirl]

By the way, thanks for stealing my thunder, you gentleman. Prepare to die.

lol - bring it mother-freakin' ON!

Dino - thank you my friend. Best. Learning curve. Ever!!!

[tfactor]

monkeys grappa and oscars oh my

I so suck at this game! but that won't stop me from playing it 900,000,000 times in an attempt to get on the top ten

Thanks a the dino eh?

[vicious_bastard]

So Dino, how about a boss at the end of each level, like the guys I mentioned before?

HOLY CRAPPA! version 2, eh?

This generation - thinking about the sequel already. Good game, good game.

[Lord Voldemoo]

Lord Voldemoo has entered the building.

469

[so sorry]

Damn, that was fun, but I'm the putz cause i ddin'te even get past 130 points (i caught everything too, jsut ran out of time).

Don't be so stingy with those Oscars dino!

[DennisMM]

Okay, I'm an idiot. I can't make Dino move!

Help, please.

[so sorry]

left and right arrow keys Dennis...

[tfactor]

Okay, I'm an idiot. I can't make Dino move!

Help, please.

righ and left arrows big guy

[Flumm]

The arrow keys Dennis mate

...but I suspect there is more to it, because I haven't even got close to 450+

[ThisIsTheGirl]

Ah, the success, she is a-fleeting

[DennisMM]

The arrow keys Dennis mate

...but I suspect there is more to it, because I haven't even got close to 450+

Thank you both. I was trying to use the mouse to move Dino and/or the goodies. I have never done much video gaming.

ETA: also I am an idiot because I couldn't read what was in front of my face.

God, I'm tired. And dehydrated.

[DinoDeLaurentiis]

Damn, that was fun, but I'm the putz cause i ddin'te even get past 130 points (i caught everything too, jsut ran out of time).

Don't be so stingy with those Oscars dino!

Heheh... that a gives a the Dino an idea, eh? Iffa you just the poor putz who dinna get any Oscars inna your game, but a you catch everything, surely that a deserves a some bonus, eh? Like a the 500 points or so? I'll talk to a the Joe tomorrow anna see iffa he can add a that feature, eh?

[athenabodicea]

Ok I just scored a 470 and it didnt take my name.... Bullshit.... I'll never get that again.... Damn Damn Damn....


'Dino look a little like Mr Magoo?????

[DennisMM]

Ok I just scored a 470 and it didnt take my name.... Bullshit.... I'll never get that again.... Damn Damn Damn....


'Dino look a little like Mr Magoo?????

It takes a couple of minutes, athena. I went top ten and I had to play three more times before I appeared on the list.

[bluebottle]

holy crap you guys are good.

dino, the game is awesome!

[athenabodicea]

Ok I just scored a 470 and it didnt take my name.... Bullshit.... I'll never get that again.... Damn Damn Damn....


'Dino look a little like Mr Magoo?????

It takes a couple of minutes, athena. I went top ten and I had to play three more times before I appeared on the list.

I have played like 5 more times... Nothing... Somebody call the cops because I got fucking robbed....