The Zone

by **docfalken** on Fri Nov 18, 2005 1:51 am

I love this game. Forgive me for hacking it. Whoever put it together is genius.

My apologies for causing a ruckus.

by **MasterWhedon** on Fri Nov 18, 2005 1:53 am

Bean wrote:Hey a Dino? Can there be an option for turning the volume down? My obsessive DK playing is preventing me from listening to my music.

You got the right stuff, baby...

by **Man-in-the-Box** on Fri Nov 18, 2005 1:54 am

Doc is a sly one.

by **MasterWhedon** on Fri Nov 18, 2005 1:55 am

docfalken wrote:

BIGGEST

LOLZORS

EVER!!!

At least nimPy and shan are still on there!!

by **docfalken** on Fri Nov 18, 2005 1:57 am

I'm a dick. I know it. I've apologized and am atoning for my sins.

by **Man-in-the-Box** on Fri Nov 18, 2005 2:00 am

We're all just jealous of your mighty powers.

by **DinoDeLaurentiis** on Fri Nov 18, 2005 9:39 am

Options for a turning the volume down?

Holy crappa! Alla you putzes wanna THIS anna you wanna THAT...

What about a the Dino's needs, eh? Nobody ever cares about a the Dino's needs...

I'M A THE REAL PERSON GODDAMN IT!

Ah screw it... I'll talk a to Joe a the Web Guy, eh?

by **athenabodicea** on Fri Nov 18, 2005 9:47 am

docfalken wrote:I love this game. Forgive me for hacking it. Whoever put it together is genius.

My apologies for causing a ruckus.

Oh man... I got bumped off... Missed it by one...
Dammit!!!!

When does this thing reset?

by **Man-in-the-Box** on Fri Nov 18, 2005 9:48 am

DinoDeLaurentiis wrote:Options for a turning the volume down?

Holy crappa! Alla you putzes wanna THIS anna you wanna THAT...

What about a the Dino's needs, eh? Nobody ever cares about a the Dino's needs...

I'M A THE REAL PERSON GODDAMN IT!

Ah screw it... I'll talk a to Joe a the Web Guy, eh?

Well, uh... would you like a bran muffin grandpa?

by **Ribbons** on Fri Nov 18, 2005 9:53 am

Hey, the Dino Kong is stressful. Bean needs his freaky hippie music to calm himself down and get in the Zone.

by **DinoDeLaurentiis** on Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:11 am

The offending scores, they have a been a removed...

by **athenabodicea** on Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:16 am

Whoo hoo....

Thanks Dino....

by **The Garbage Man** on Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:09 am

Anyone checked the high scores lately?

by **bluebottle** on Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:14 am

what? what am i looking at?

by **Keepcoolbutcare** on Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:16 am

I swear, I've never come CLOSE to 2,000.

by **The Garbage Man** on Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:17 am

Bluebottle wrote:what? what am i looking at?

Somehow Kirk and I have landed on top.

by **bluebottle** on Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:22 am

what do you mean, "somehow"?

you didn't earn those scores?

by **The Garbage Man** on Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:34 am

Bluebottle wrote:what do you mean, "somehow"?

you didn't earn those scores?

Oh we earned them all right, but in order for us to be #1 and 2 the scores of TITG, shan, nimPy, athena, Flumm must have been deleted along with doc's. I'm just curious as to why certain scores were erased and not others.

Edit: WTF?
Up until a few minutes ago, I was on the board with 2458 points:

Now, I've inexplicably vanished:

I suppose pride comes before the fall.
Or perhaps 2458 < 1769? If so, why wasn't I informed?

by **DinoDeLaurentiis** on Mon Nov 28, 2005 12:58 pm

Just a for a the record...

Your score? She is only a good for a the 7 days, eh? Anna then... POOF! She is a the lost forever... this is a so new players can a make a the board anna you putzes with a the top scores donna get a to gloat forever, eh? You have a to KEEP ON PLAYING... FOREVER!

by **Bean** on Mon Nov 28, 2005 2:10 pm

DinoDeLaurentiis wrote:Options for a turning the volume down?

Holy crappa! Alla you putzes wanna THIS anna you wanna THAT...

What about a the Dino's needs, eh? Nobody ever cares about a the Dino's needs...

I'M A THE REAL PERSON GODDAMN IT!

Ah screw it... I'll talk a to Joe a the Web Guy, eh?

Hooray for the Dino, now I'll be able to listen to the Dead and play Dino Kong.. what could be better?

by **DinoDeLaurentiis** on Mon Nov 28, 2005 2:12 pm

IPAMPILASH!!! I forgot to talk a to Joe a the Web Guy about a that, eh?

by **Bean** on Mon Nov 28, 2005 4:47 pm

Before you ask, can you make a 'pause' option? I'm trying to IM this girl and play Dino Kong at the same time.. it doesn't work well.

by **DinoDeLaurentiis** on Mon Nov 28, 2005 4:54 pm

Pause?!? Holy crappa paisan, just a stop playing the game anna concentrate onna the GIRL, eh?

by **Bean** on Mon Nov 28, 2005 4:57 pm

Yeah but she doesn't respond quickly enough, I'm playin DK to pass the time, and when she IMs I gotta make the choice, DK or her. She wins, but it's annoying if I'm on a roll and you have to lose that game eh?

by **DinoDeLaurentiis** on Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:00 pm

Well iffa you have a to make a the choice, then it's a the DINO KONG!!!! SHOOT IT! PRINT IT! INNA THE CAN!!! OLD A SCHOOL, BABY!!!!

by **Bean** on Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:04 pm

But this girl.. she's special, you know? Well, she is until I hook up with her, then I don't give a shit if she IMs me, it's DK for me baby.

by **Pacino86845** on Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:10 pm

Kids these days, they just can't sit still and take the time to smell the flowers, eh? They gotta do everything at once: eating, sleeping, watching tv, playing games, chatting on the phone, internet messaging, e-mails, brushing teeth, etc etc.

by **Adam Balm** on Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:41 pm

Bean wrote:But this girl.. she's special, you know? Well, she is until I hook up with her, then I don't give a shit if she IMs me, it's DK for me baby.

So that's why you don't return my calls anymore..

by **DennisMM** on Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:57 pm

No matter how many Goblin heads you get (I've had four), you can't win if you get only one Oscar and three grappas.

Dino, you putz.

by **DinoDeLaurentiis** on Tue Nov 29, 2005 12:00 pm

Okay alla you goddamn young know-it-all putzes... who's a parents send a them a to a the private school a so's a they can a pose for a the pretentious pictures to send a home alla the while playing Dino Kong anna trying to pick uppa the chicks onna the fancy new, how you say? "instant messenging" software, eh? This a message, she is a for YOU...

Version 1.4, she is uppa onna the server, eh? New features inna'clude a the mute button for a the music anna extra lives, eh?

Iffa you catch a the Kong's artificial heart, then a you get a free life, okay? You can a have uppa to 4 extra baskets onna the reserve now, eh? Anna even iffa you down to a no baskets left, iffa you catch a the heart, you still inna the game! Iffa you miss a the heart, you donna lose a the life. Catch enough a hearts, anna you can a go back a to 4 baskets inna reserve.

by **DinoDeLaurentiis** on Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:08 pm

Bump... there was not a lot of a you putzes onna here earlier a when I posted a this, eh?

I prolly gonna have a to bump it again a when a the Bean, he gets a home from a school, no?

by **burlivesleftnut** on Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:14 pm

by **vicious_bastard** on Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:14 pm

I just had an epic 10-lifer at least. 2nd place. Nice job!

I like how the mute button silences the barely audible fart-in-the-bath soundtrack but leaves the FX loud as ever. How about some AC/DC for Maximum Overdrive as well?

by **thomasgaffney** on Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:20 pm

Every time I try to play for a bit, the phone rings. Damn work... And it's usually right as an Oscar is falling or right when I get Maximum Overdrive too...

by **DinoDeLaurentiis** on Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:27 pm

You wanna alla the sounds a to mute? Holy crappa I canna keep uppa with alla the ridiculous anna selfish demands from a you putzes...

by **Pacino86845** on Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:30 pm

No, I think leaving the sound effects is fine. I haven't played this since v 1.2... I'm very impressed, Dino!
Best. Game. Ever.

by **ThisIsTheGirl** on Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:36 pm

Nah - screw the sound thing - people can turn their speakers down if it bothers them that much. What, you're playing music through your PC? Get a stereo ya cheap putz.

What I wanna know, is this: is there a keyboard shortcut alternative to pressing the "start" button? That would take some of the pressure off my poor mouse - and make it quicker for me to restart when I realise that I'm gonna get a shit score.

by **burlivesleftnut** on Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:37 pm

DinoDeLaurentiis wrote:You wanna alla the sounds a to mute? Holy crappa I canna keep uppa with alla the ridiculous anna selfish demands from a you putzes...

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Now you know how Doc "I'm going to Sizzler" Falken feels.

by **ThisIsTheGirl** on Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:43 pm

burlivesleftnut wrote:HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Now you know how Doc "I'm going to Sizzler" Falken feels.

Doc gets paid to do what he does. Well, that's the theory, anyway.

Any more incisive points, BurlIvesOwnsMyHeart?

by **Pacino86845** on Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:44 pm

HAHA, TITGirl is so hung up on Burl.

by **burlivesleftnut** on Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:47 pm

This still does not excuse you for treating the greatest Producer of movies about Evil Dead things like hired help. APOLOGIZE.

by **thomasgaffney** on Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:47 pm

ThisIsTheGirl wrote:Any more incisive points, BurlIvesOwnsMyHeart?

Yum...

by **tfactor** on Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:49 pm

did he just call Doc a babbling idiot?

*takes several slow steps away from Burl, looking around cautiously*

by **burlivesleftnut** on Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:50 pm

Apparently Doc "I'm going to Sizzler" Falken now becomes Doc "I'm going to Sizzler" Falken.

by **vicious_bastard** on Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:51 pm

The FX never pissed me off particularly anyway. I just find it amusing that the quietest sound is the only thing that gets muted.

by **ThisIsTheGirl** on Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:51 pm

burlivesleftnut wrote:This still does not excuse you for treating the greatest Producer of movies about Evil Dead things like hired help. APOLOGIZE.

Never!!!!! Besides - I have never said a bad word about Bruce Campbell in my life, hahahaha!

Dino - get me that damn shortcut, NOW!!!!

Any more incisive points, BurlIvesOwnsMyHeart?

Curse you, Ives!!!!

by **thomasgaffney** on Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:54 pm

thomasgaffney wrote:
ThisIsTheGirl wrote:Any more incisive points, BurlIvesOwnsMyHeart?

Yum...

IPAMPILASH!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by **burlivesleftnut** on Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:55 pm

What? I think it was Adam.

by **Pacino86845** on Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:55 pm

Pacino86845 wrote:HAHA, TITGirl is so hung up on Burl.

IPAMPILASH! I've been PWN3D!

by **ThisIsTheGirl** on Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:57 pm

Pacino86845 wrote:HAHA, TITGirl is so hung up on Burl.

What? It's no secret. I'm proud of who I am.....

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