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by **DinoDeLaurentiis** on Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:04 pm

MasterWhedon wrote:
Bean wrote:Hey a Dino? Can there be an option for turning the volume down? My obsessive DK playing is preventing me from listening to my music.

You got the right stuff, baby...

Holy crappa! I canna believe I missed a this a one... MasterWhedon, he prolly joined after a the fact anna missed a THE NEW PUTZES INNA THE ZONE:

Remember a this from a the times past? From a the left to a the right we gotta the Winslow, Blue, Locke, Wonka, anna Gaffney!

by **Pacino86845** on Tue Nov 29, 2005 3:58 pm

Y'all bitches just been PWN3D!

by **Bean** on Tue Nov 29, 2005 4:37 pm

I ask, Dino delivers. Thanks, you know you're the man.

by **bluebottle** on Wed Nov 30, 2005 7:22 pm

ok, in 1.4 you get an extra life whenever you catch that.... thing.

what is that thing?

by **Bean** on Wed Nov 30, 2005 7:34 pm

An artificial heart. Duh.

by **bluebottle** on Wed Nov 30, 2005 9:15 pm

oh, heh heh... yeah... that makes sense.

by **The Garbage Man** on Wed Nov 30, 2005 9:25 pm

Dino, you truly are a prince among men.

by **Bean** on Wed Nov 30, 2005 9:29 pm

Is it just me, or is Dino's head the icon for the PZ?

by **athenabodicea** on Wed Nov 30, 2005 9:31 pm

Bean wrote:Is it just me, or is Dino's head the icon for the PZ?

And his shirt matches so well with the new colors....

by **Bean** on Wed Nov 30, 2005 9:33 pm

Only a girl would be able to point that out..

by **DinoDeLaurentiis** on Wed Nov 30, 2005 9:53 pm

Bean wrote:Is it just me, or is Dino's head the icon for the PZ?

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!

BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

>kaff!< >kaff!<

BWAAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

>wheeeeeze!<

BWAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!

by **Bean** on Wed Nov 30, 2005 9:54 pm

Easy Dino EASY!!!

by **John-Locke** on Fri Dec 09, 2005 7:41 pm

Hey alla you putzes, why you no play the Dino Kong?

SHUT UPPA YOU MOUTH I WANNA TO PLAY A THE DINO KONG NOW!!!

by **tfactor** on Fri Dec 09, 2005 7:42 pm

good call JL!

now if you'll excuse me I'm going for the high score, I may be gone a while if I'm not back in 40 minutes, call the president

by **MasterWhedon** on Fri Dec 09, 2005 7:42 pm

Dino should wipe the scores so we can start fresh.

by **MasterWhedon** on Fri Dec 09, 2005 7:46 pm

He must've read my mind... 'CAUSE I'M ON THE BOARD AT NUMBER SEVEN!!! FOOK YEAH!!

by **vicious_bastard** on Fri Dec 09, 2005 7:52 pm

Where is that putz Dino anyway?

by **athenabodicea** on Fri Dec 09, 2005 10:47 pm

Looky looky.. JL #2 on the board....
NICE!!!!

by **thomasgaffney** on Fri Dec 09, 2005 11:09 pm

Man, I can never get my name on the list.....

I gotta start playing more.

by **vicious_bastard** on Fri Dec 09, 2005 11:16 pm

Read it and weep losers.

by **magicmonkey** on Mon Dec 12, 2005 10:24 am

DINO KONG

PWN3D!!!

4035 Points!

Finally, magicmonkey takes his throne. :twisted:

by **ThisIsTheGirl** on Mon Dec 12, 2005 10:38 am

*sigh* I can see I'm gonna have to come out of retirement one last time just to show you young Turks how a Master plays, huh?

by **magicmonkey** on Mon Dec 12, 2005 10:43 am

Bring it on my friend! None of you fucking n00bs move or we'll execute every mother fucking last one of ya!

by **DinoDeLaurentiis** on Mon Dec 12, 2005 11:00 am

Maybe now that a the PZ, she's a gone a the public, I gonna have a to talk a to a the guy about a removing the 1-week score list, eh? Maybe she should a be Top 10 of alla time?

by **thomasgaffney** on Mon Dec 12, 2005 11:02 am

Great! I already have a hard enough time getting on the list when it wipes out after a week, now I gotta compete with an all-time list?

by **magicmonkey** on Mon Dec 12, 2005 11:04 am

I think that be a good idea Dino. Starting from right now. Let it be the Zone trial by fire, the jedi test, there can be only one - high scorer!

by **vicious_bastard** on Mon Dec 12, 2005 11:04 am

I only have seven programs to learn before I will be able to hack the high scores. Watch this space. For a few years.

by **DinoDeLaurentiis** on Mon Dec 12, 2005 11:14 am

The alla time list, she gonna to separate a the geeks from a the putzes, eh?

by **ThisIsTheGirl** on Mon Dec 12, 2005 12:15 pm

HHHmmmmm. An all-time list eh? I'm scared of them - I foolishly let my girlfriend play Zoo Keeper a while back, and now she holds every chart position on every scoreboard, and there is little chance of me ever seeing my name up there again.

I'm just warning ya - an all-time list could lead to my suicide.

by **DinoDeLaurentiis** on Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:04 pm

I donna wanna that onna my head, eh? We keep a the one-week a list! Everyone can a be a the champion for a one week!

by **athenabodicea** on Tue Dec 13, 2005 8:59 pm

Oh man I fell short of magicmonkey by 20 points....

by **vicious_bastard** on Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:05 pm

athenabodicea wrote:Oh man I fell short of magicmonkey by 20 points....

For a second there I thought 'magicmonkey' might be a new bonus round or something.

by **athenabodicea** on Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:06 pm

Ipampilash!!!!

No no no....Just the guy in first place who has us all pwned right now...lol

by **St. Alphonzo** on Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:34 pm

athenabodicea wrote:Ipampilash!!!!

No no no....Just the guy in first place who has us all pwned right now...lol

Yep. And that would be me now.

Kneel before Alphie.

by **athenabodicea** on Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:37 pm

You are my king.... *curtsies*

I keep getting knocked out the box..
I gotta go back in now.....
You're goin' down....Lol

by **St. Alphonzo** on Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:41 pm

athenabodicea wrote:You are my king.... *curtsies*

I keep getting knocked out the box..
I gotta go back in now.....
You're goin' down....

Et tu Athena? It's tough to be the king.

Bring it!!!!! :twisted:

by **athenabodicea** on Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:47 pm

Holy shit!!!!

5103!!!! Kudos.... :wink:

VERY NICE INDEED!!!

Thats gonna be tough.....
But there is room for a Queen.....

by **magicmonkey** on Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:48 pm

I'll be back.

by **athenabodicea** on Tue Dec 13, 2005 9:49 pm

Awww shit...
I love it....

by **Alex DeLarge** on Sat Dec 24, 2005 5:33 pm

Sick ive got the 2nd best

by **DinoDeLaurentiis** on Tue Jan 24, 2006 4:06 pm

How many of a you putzes are a still playing, eh? You got any of a the new feature requests a for me to pass onna to a the Joe the Web Guy?

by **John-Locke** on Tue Jan 24, 2006 8:49 pm

As always if I play for too long I get a head rush, if you want to keep Joe the web guy busy tinkering hows about getting the pixelated Dino to a jump eh? than you could have Donatella throwing shoes from the bottom left/right or something that you have to miss too. Or how about someting that slows downt time so they all fall slowly.

Just some thoughts for you to pass on eh paisan.

by **DinoDeLaurentiis** on Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:04 am

Hey, those are a the some a good a suggestions, eh paisan? Hehehe.... maybe iffa you catch a the bottle of a the Grappatol you get a the jumping power, no?

by **Carolian** on Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:20 am

I just discovered the joy of Dino Kong.

I will now play all night.

NUMBA THREEEEEEEE!

by **Ribbons** on Tue Feb 07, 2006 10:06 am

I have a suggestion for Joe the Web Guy. Is it possible to pause the game? That'd be a nice thing to have, just in case you're doing gangbusters at Dino Kong and something requires your immediate attention.

by **Leckomaniac** on Tue Feb 07, 2006 10:12 am

Great Game!!! Thanks Dino!

by **DinoDeLaurentiis** on Tue Feb 07, 2006 10:47 am

Ribbons wrote:I have a suggestion for Joe the Web Guy. Is it possible to pause the game? That'd be a nice thing to have, just in case you're doing gangbusters at Dino Kong and something requires your immediate attention.

Pause? PAUSE!?!? Holy crappa! Alla you goddamn know-it-alla whippersnappers with a your fancy Atari controllers with a the goddamn pause buttons.

What inna the world can a possibly be more of a the importance than a the Dino Kong??? Pause a my old anna wrinkled ass, eh?

Okay okay... the Dino, he gonna to run it by a the Joe, eh?

by **MasterWhedon** on Tue Feb 28, 2006 6:07 pm

Shamelessly bumped so folks can once again enjoy the wonder that is DINO KONG!!!

by **monorail77** on Tue Feb 28, 2006 6:18 pm

yeeeehaw I'm third, or fourth, or something

What a dumb f'kn game

by **Vegeta** on Tue Feb 28, 2006 6:57 pm

I a scored a 561 on a my first try! Not a bad, no?

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