DINO KONG: 2006 Zonie Game of the Year!!

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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:46 pm

Okay, v1.2 is uppa onna the server, eh? The things, they are a little bit a different now, eh?

You get a the 3 lives (+1 to start, eh?) Every time a you miss, you lose a the life. When a you lose alla you lives, the game, she is a finished. You get a the accuracy bonus of a 10 points for every item a you catch, eh?

So... iffa you good, you can a go on anna on anna on... but a the monkeys... they gonna to keep onna falling, no? They will a just keep onna coming more anna more frequently... unna 'til you are a driven MAD by a the multitudes of a the monkeys!!! BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:49 pm

the little monkey with the basket needs to move faster. I suck at this game. So I blame you: THE DEVELOPER.
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:53 pm

Holy crappa what a do a you want, eh? He moves faster than a me alla ready!
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Postby Brocktune on Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:55 pm

burlivesleftnut wrote:the little monkey with the basket needs to move faster. I suck at this game. So I blame you: THE DEVELOPER.


ipampilash

what a profund truth about video games and gamers!
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Postby St. Alphonzo on Thu Nov 10, 2005 5:17 pm

Well, my reign lasted all of 20 minutes. Congrats Flumm!
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Postby Flumm on Thu Nov 10, 2005 5:28 pm

:o

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:D

:oops:

:roll:

Cheers mate, and I missed an oscar too... I guess the next challange, is to see who gets the 1k....
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Postby Adam Balm on Thu Nov 10, 2005 5:30 pm

burlivesleftnut wrote:the little monkey with the basket needs to move faster. I suck at this game.


I love this joke that Burl's continuing.
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Thu Nov 10, 2005 5:39 pm

:wink:
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Postby Coldfire24 on Thu Nov 10, 2005 5:42 pm

Geez harder than I thought
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Postby wonkabar on Thu Nov 10, 2005 5:52 pm

How the hell do you score 900 points on that game?!?!?
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Postby Coldfire24 on Thu Nov 10, 2005 5:57 pm

Yeah seriously.....now i'm all over the front page.
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Postby Flumm on Thu Nov 10, 2005 5:59 pm

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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Thu Nov 10, 2005 6:03 pm

Heheh... I tell a you...

... it warms a the Dino's heart to see alla you putzes enjoying the game anna trying a to out-a-do each other, no? Anna when I go to a the high score screen anna see alla these names a that I alla ready "know," well holy crappa anna goddamn, but it gives a me reason a to get uppa inna the morning, eh?

God knows it's a not a 'cos a the Young Hannibal movie...
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Postby bluebottle on Thu Nov 10, 2005 6:05 pm

are you kidding, old man, i've got the game bookmarked!
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Postby wonkabar on Thu Nov 10, 2005 6:06 pm

It could sweep the nation after the gates open
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Postby Flumm on Thu Nov 10, 2005 6:08 pm

Ah Dino.

:) :roll: :cry: :roll: :)

You just be sure to give Joe the web guy, a decent holiday bonous OK?
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Postby Coldfire24 on Thu Nov 10, 2005 6:22 pm

Everyone bow to your master.
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Postby MasterWhedon on Thu Nov 10, 2005 6:23 pm

Slightly related, but not really: I get to see King Kong on December 9th.

FOOK. YEAH.
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Postby Flumm on Thu Nov 10, 2005 6:23 pm

Owned.




It's like Coldifer did a Fonzy on our worthless arses. Just strode into the room and all the monkeys started gigling and blushing, and all helplessly flew over to him, with oscars in each of their hands. And feet. And nostrils.... and, yes well, I'll leave it there.

Congratulations Coldfire, I bow to thee.

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Postby MasterWhedon on Thu Nov 10, 2005 6:58 pm

Dino, you have to drop an extra life thingie every now and again. Make it H@rry's head or something.
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Postby Coldfire24 on Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:02 pm

Yeah that game is hella hard. I think something messed up I got a shit ton of oscars.
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Postby athenabodicea on Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:19 pm

AHEM!!!!!


Random luck......




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Postby Flumm on Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:20 pm

1. athenabodicea 8749
2. Coldfire24 2150
3. Flummage 998
4. Flummeh 939
5. athenabodicea 878
6. Ribbons 846
7. athenabodicea 843
8. athenabodicea 828
9. athenabodicea 780
10. St. Alphonzo 768



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


WHAT IN THE HOLY HELL!!!

Athena has evolved into a higer life form or something?!


Re-pwned!!
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Postby tfactor on Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:22 pm

yeah I give up! *throws hand into air* there goes half my day for nothing, Grrrr!
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Postby Adam Balm on Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:24 pm

Flumm wrote:
1. athenabodicea 8749
2. Coldfire24 2150
3. Flummage 998
4. Flummeh 939
5. athenabodicea 878
6. Ribbons 846
7. athenabodicea 843
8. athenabodicea 828
9. athenabodicea 780
10. St. Alphonzo 768





Oh....

my.....

God......
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Postby Flumm on Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:28 pm

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Postby Adam Balm on Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:32 pm

She pwn3d the Z0n3.

We have all been....


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Postby athenabodicea on Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:36 pm

Bow to the queen.....

Did I make you proud Dino????
I would have had 10,000 except I dropped a little monkey and instead of disappearing he just sat there on the sidewalk mocking me as I magically danced around him careful not to spill the wonders in the Dino's basket...... I had the Dino jumping and leaping over the monkey feverishly catching all the falling objects from the sky..... 5,6,7 beautiful Oscars...At one point, the guy standing behind Dino turned around & said "look up in the sky".... The Dino.. he may have been flying...He certainly looked like a SuperDino with his tuxedo tails flapping in the wind...... It was a beautiful sight. 8,9,10 I couldn't believe my eyes.... All I could think was "the Dino will be so proud, no?" I looked up at my score and that's when it happened. The dirty little monkey on the sidewalk made a hideous face and laughed as he stuck his foot out and tripped the Dino..... He fell to the ground and lost a few Oscars.... It happened in slow motion...... NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! At least 20 golden Oscars fell to the ground, broken asunder.... My game had ended.... As I walked away I could see a tear rolling down the Dino's cheek... The last thing I remember were the tails on Dino's tuxedo.... Flapping proudly in the wind.....


Ok so seriously... How long will my score stay up??? 7 days.... I'm gonna look so cool to the noobs....lol
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Postby John-Locke on Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:45 pm

God I don't know how you do it, all I ever get are monkeys & they keep dropping them at opposite ends almost simultaniously, I reckon it must work differently on some computers.

Thats my excuse & I'm sticking to it.

YOU GUYS ARE ALLA CRAZY.
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Postby bluebottle on Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:56 pm

it's cuz we're on macs, JL.

(that's my story)
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Postby Flumm on Thu Nov 10, 2005 8:13 pm

I was looking at all the stuff they have on the mac website today, and I was nearly crying in frustration.

I don't suppose any of you the 17inch powerbook thingy?

For me, that would be the first thing on the Quint's Geek Chrsitmas list...
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Thu Nov 10, 2005 8:25 pm

MasterWhedon wrote:Dino, you have to drop an extra life thingie every now and again. Make it H@rry's head or something.


Brilliant, eh? I pass a the idea onna to Joe the Web Guy... he gonna to work on it...
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Thu Nov 10, 2005 8:27 pm

athenabodicea wrote:Bow to the queen.....

Did I make you proud Dino????


Oscar-worthy performance, no?
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Postby Coldfire24 on Fri Nov 11, 2005 2:23 am

Just like a girl to steal my glory and break my heart.
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Postby athenabodicea on Fri Nov 11, 2005 10:00 am

Coldfire24 wrote:Just like a girl to steal my glory and break my heart.



Sorry Coldfire... :wink:
Theres always next week....
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Postby ThisIsTheGirl on Fri Nov 11, 2005 11:39 am

Can i just remind you people that I have yet to play the new version, which is the only reason my name isn't at the top of that board. Tonight, when I stay up till 6am to see in the new era, I will show you what a High Score really is.

Oh yes, and every tongue shall confess that I am Lord.
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Fri Nov 11, 2005 11:40 am

Man, you used to be such a nice lad.
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Postby athenabodicea on Fri Nov 11, 2005 11:42 am

ThisIsTheGirl wrote:Can i just remind you people that I have yet to play the new version, which is the only reason my name isn't at the top of that board. Tonight, when I stay up till 6am to see in the new era, I will show you what a High Score really is.

Oh yes, and every tongue shall confess that I am Lord.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Bring it don't sing it.... :lol:
It's on...
You will lose....
Actually I will never play again since there is no way I will ever beat my own score....
Ahhh who am I kidding.. The game is addictive...

Hey Dino... Can we get a hall of fame wall???? :wink:
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Postby Pacino86845 on Fri Nov 11, 2005 12:58 pm

How the hell do you get 8749 in this damn game!!!???
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Postby St. Alphonzo on Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:05 pm

Pacino86845 wrote:How the hell do you get 8749 in this damn game!!!???


Sell your immortal soul to a the Dino.
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Postby ThisIsTheGirl on Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:10 pm

burlivesleftnut wrote:Man, you used to be such a nice lad.


Moi? I haven't changed, dude. Perhaps you have lol
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Postby Pacino86845 on Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:12 pm

Yes, finally I made it to the top 10!!!! I love this game!!!
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With all the additions you think that in two weeks time this'll be a 3D multi-player game?
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Postby MasterWhedon on Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:13 pm

Athena, are you playing the same game as me?! Shit, girl!
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Postby athenabodicea on Fri Nov 11, 2005 1:34 pm

Pacino86845 wrote:How the hell do you get 8749 in this damn game!!!???


MasterWhedon wrote:Athena, are you playing the same game as me?! Shit, girl!




I'm just that good boys..... :wink:
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Postby MasterWhedon on Fri Nov 11, 2005 3:05 pm

WHERE ARE ALL THE FUCKING OSCARS?!!!

I'M SICK OF THIS MONKEY SHIT!!!
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Postby Coldfire24 on Sat Nov 12, 2005 6:30 am

Gosh dangnit. Athena I think i've fallen for you for beating my score. Yeah I said it.
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Postby athenabodicea on Sat Nov 12, 2005 5:16 pm

Lol.... Coldfire you are such a cute & happy drunk....

Sorry to disappoint you though... Seems some of this thread has disappeared.. There was a glitch in the system which allowed me to be really lucky as far as catching oscars.... TITG ended up getting 14 thousand or something ridiculous like that... You will see when the threads get reinstated from yesterday...Dino even took a poll to see if the scores should be reset...lol
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Postby Coldfire24 on Sat Nov 12, 2005 5:18 pm

Well I hope the cute part carries over into soberland. Yeah I knew it had to be glitch I got basically all oscars not far apart from each other.
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Postby athenabodicea on Sat Nov 12, 2005 5:27 pm

Coldfire24 wrote:Well I hope the cute part carries over into soberland. Yeah I knew it had to be glitch I got basically all oscars not far apart from each other.



Lol... (You're still cute)

That is funny though huh???

I couldn't believe it when titg beat my score... I seriously thought it was just random luck from playing so much... Oh well... The scores only stay on the board for 7 days then reset... We'll just have to get back out there...
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Postby Flumm on Sat Nov 12, 2005 5:41 pm

So looking at teh scores as they stand...

1. TITG 14248
2. shan 8751
3. nimPy 8750
4. athenabodicea 8749
5. Flumm 6721
6. Coldfire24 2150
7. vicious_bastard 1290
8. Ribbons 1160
9. bulbtl 1013
10. Ribons 1002





...if everything had went glitch free, it seems our man VB would be sitting on top of the pile about now...

I haven't got anything over 600 and I've been playing on and off for an hour or so. :roll:

Congratulations VB, that is a pretty damn good score.

And Ribbons and Blue seem to have this game pretty much sussed too I think.
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