DINO KONG: 2006 Zonie Game of the Year!!

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Postby docfalken on Fri Nov 18, 2005 1:51 am

I love this game. Forgive me for hacking it. Whoever put it together is genius.

My apologies for causing a ruckus.

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Postby MasterWhedon on Fri Nov 18, 2005 1:53 am

Bean wrote:Hey a Dino? Can there be an option for turning the volume down? My obsessive DK playing is preventing me from listening to my music.

You got the right stuff, baby...

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Postby Man-in-the-Box on Fri Nov 18, 2005 1:54 am

Doc is a sly one.
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Postby MasterWhedon on Fri Nov 18, 2005 1:55 am

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BIGGEST

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At least nimPy and shan are still on there!!
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Postby docfalken on Fri Nov 18, 2005 1:57 am

I'm a dick. I know it. I've apologized and am atoning for my sins.
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Postby Man-in-the-Box on Fri Nov 18, 2005 2:00 am

We're all just jealous of your mighty powers.
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Fri Nov 18, 2005 9:39 am

Options for a turning the volume down?

Holy crappa! Alla you putzes wanna THIS anna you wanna THAT...

What about a the Dino's needs, eh? Nobody ever cares about a the Dino's needs...

I'M A THE REAL PERSON GODDAMN IT!

Ah screw it... I'll talk a to Joe a the Web Guy, eh?
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Postby athenabodicea on Fri Nov 18, 2005 9:47 am

docfalken wrote:I love this game. Forgive me for hacking it. Whoever put it together is genius.

My apologies for causing a ruckus.

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Oh man... I got bumped off... Missed it by one...
Dammit!!!!


When does this thing reset?
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Postby Man-in-the-Box on Fri Nov 18, 2005 9:48 am

DinoDeLaurentiis wrote:Options for a turning the volume down?

Holy crappa! Alla you putzes wanna THIS anna you wanna THAT...

What about a the Dino's needs, eh? Nobody ever cares about a the Dino's needs...

I'M A THE REAL PERSON GODDAMN IT!

Ah screw it... I'll talk a to Joe a the Web Guy, eh?

Well, uh... would you like a bran muffin grandpa?
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Postby Ribbons on Fri Nov 18, 2005 9:53 am

Hey, the Dino Kong is stressful. Bean needs his freaky hippie music to calm himself down and get in the Zone.
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:11 am

The offending scores, they have a been a removed...
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Postby athenabodicea on Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:16 am

Whoo hoo....

Thanks Dino....
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Postby The Garbage Man on Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:09 am

Anyone checked the high scores lately?
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Postby bluebottle on Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:14 am

what? what am i looking at?
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Postby Keepcoolbutcare on Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:16 am

I swear, I've never come CLOSE to 2,000.
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Postby The Garbage Man on Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:17 am

Bluebottle wrote:what? what am i looking at?


Somehow Kirk and I have landed on top.
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Postby bluebottle on Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:22 am

what do you mean, "somehow"?

you didn't earn those scores?
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Postby The Garbage Man on Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:34 am

Bluebottle wrote:what do you mean, "somehow"?

you didn't earn those scores?


Oh we earned them all right, but in order for us to be #1 and 2 the scores of TITG, shan, nimPy, athena, Flumm must have been deleted along with doc's. I'm just curious as to why certain scores were erased and not others.

Edit: WTF?
Up until a few minutes ago, I was on the board with 2458 points:
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Now, I've inexplicably vanished:
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I suppose pride comes before the fall.
Or perhaps 2458 < 1769? If so, why wasn't I informed?
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Mon Nov 28, 2005 12:58 pm

Just a for a the record...

Your score? She is only a good for a the 7 days, eh? Anna then... POOF! She is a the lost forever... this is a so new players can a make a the board anna you putzes with a the top scores donna get a to gloat forever, eh? You have a to KEEP ON PLAYING... FOREVER!
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Postby Bean on Mon Nov 28, 2005 2:10 pm

DinoDeLaurentiis wrote:Options for a turning the volume down?

Holy crappa! Alla you putzes wanna THIS anna you wanna THAT...

What about a the Dino's needs, eh? Nobody ever cares about a the Dino's needs...

I'M A THE REAL PERSON GODDAMN IT!

Ah screw it... I'll talk a to Joe a the Web Guy, eh?


Hooray for the Dino, now I'll be able to listen to the Dead and play Dino Kong.. what could be better?
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Mon Nov 28, 2005 2:12 pm

IPAMPILASH!!! I forgot to talk a to Joe a the Web Guy about a that, eh?
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Postby Bean on Mon Nov 28, 2005 4:47 pm

Before you ask, can you make a 'pause' option? I'm trying to IM this girl and play Dino Kong at the same time.. it doesn't work well.
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Mon Nov 28, 2005 4:54 pm

Pause?!? Holy crappa paisan, just a stop playing the game anna concentrate onna the GIRL, eh?
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Postby Bean on Mon Nov 28, 2005 4:57 pm

Yeah but she doesn't respond quickly enough, I'm playin DK to pass the time, and when she IMs I gotta make the choice, DK or her. She wins, but it's annoying if I'm on a roll and you have to lose that game eh?
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:00 pm

Well iffa you have a to make a the choice, then it's a the DINO KONG!!!! SHOOT IT! PRINT IT! INNA THE CAN!!! OLD A SCHOOL, BABY!!!!
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Postby Bean on Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:04 pm

But this girl.. she's special, you know? Well, she is until I hook up with her, then I don't give a shit if she IMs me, it's DK for me baby.
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Postby Pacino86845 on Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:10 pm

Kids these days, they just can't sit still and take the time to smell the flowers, eh? They gotta do everything at once: eating, sleeping, watching tv, playing games, chatting on the phone, internet messaging, e-mails, brushing teeth, etc etc.
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Postby Adam Balm on Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:41 pm

Bean wrote:But this girl.. she's special, you know? Well, she is until I hook up with her, then I don't give a shit if she IMs me, it's DK for me baby.


So that's why you don't return my calls anymore..
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Postby DennisMM on Mon Nov 28, 2005 5:57 pm

No matter how many Goblin heads you get (I've had four), you can't win if you get only one Oscar and three grappas.

Dino, you putz.
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Tue Nov 29, 2005 12:00 pm

Okay alla you goddamn young know-it-all putzes... who's a parents send a them a to a the private school a so's a they can a pose for a the pretentious pictures to send a home alla the while playing Dino Kong anna trying to pick uppa the chicks onna the fancy new, how you say? "instant messenging" software, eh? This a message, she is a for YOU...

Version 1.4, she is uppa onna the server, eh? New features inna'clude a the mute button for a the music anna extra lives, eh?

Iffa you catch a the Kong's artificial heart, then a you get a free life, okay? You can a have uppa to 4 extra baskets onna the reserve now, eh? Anna even iffa you down to a no baskets left, iffa you catch a the heart, you still inna the game! Iffa you miss a the heart, you donna lose a the life. Catch enough a hearts, anna you can a go back a to 4 baskets inna reserve.
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:08 pm

Bump... there was not a lot of a you putzes onna here earlier a when I posted a this, eh?

I prolly gonna have a to bump it again a when a the Bean, he gets a home from a school, no?
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:14 pm

LOL
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Postby vicious_bastard on Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:14 pm

I just had an epic 10-lifer at least. 2nd place. Nice job!

I like how the mute button silences the barely audible fart-in-the-bath soundtrack but leaves the FX loud as ever. How about some AC/DC for Maximum Overdrive as well?
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Postby thomasgaffney on Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:20 pm

Every time I try to play for a bit, the phone rings. Damn work... And it's usually right as an Oscar is falling or right when I get Maximum Overdrive too...
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:27 pm

You wanna alla the sounds a to mute? Holy crappa I canna keep uppa with alla the ridiculous anna selfish demands from a you putzes...
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Postby Pacino86845 on Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:30 pm

No, I think leaving the sound effects is fine. I haven't played this since v 1.2... I'm very impressed, Dino!
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Postby ThisIsTheGirl on Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:36 pm

Nah - screw the sound thing - people can turn their speakers down if it bothers them that much. What, you're playing music through your PC? Get a stereo ya cheap putz.

What I wanna know, is this: is there a keyboard shortcut alternative to pressing the "start" button? That would take some of the pressure off my poor mouse - and make it quicker for me to restart when I realise that I'm gonna get a shit score.
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:37 pm

DinoDeLaurentiis wrote:You wanna alla the sounds a to mute? Holy crappa I canna keep uppa with alla the ridiculous anna selfish demands from a you putzes...


HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Now you know how Doc "I'm going to Sizzler" Falken feels.
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Postby ThisIsTheGirl on Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:43 pm

burlivesleftnut wrote:HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Now you know how Doc "I'm going to Sizzler" Falken feels.


Doc gets paid to do what he does. Well, that's the theory, anyway.

Any more incisive points, BurlIvesOwnsMyHeart?
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Postby Pacino86845 on Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:44 pm

HAHA, TITGirl is so hung up on Burl.
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:47 pm

This still does not excuse you for treating the greatest Producer of movies about Evil Dead things like hired help. APOLOGIZE.
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Postby thomasgaffney on Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:47 pm

ThisIsTheGirl wrote:Any more incisive points, BurlIvesOwnsMyHeart?


Yum...
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Postby tfactor on Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:49 pm

did he just call Doc a babbling idiot?

*takes several slow steps away from Burl, looking around cautiously*
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:50 pm

Apparently Doc "I'm going to Sizzler" Falken now becomes Doc "I'm going to Sizzler" Falken.
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Postby vicious_bastard on Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:51 pm

The FX never pissed me off particularly anyway. I just find it amusing that the quietest sound is the only thing that gets muted.
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Postby ThisIsTheGirl on Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:51 pm

burlivesleftnut wrote:This still does not excuse you for treating the greatest Producer of movies about Evil Dead things like hired help. APOLOGIZE.


Never!!!!! Besides - I have never said a bad word about Bruce Campbell in my life, hahahaha!

Dino - get me that damn shortcut, NOW!!!!

Any more incisive points, BurlIvesOwnsMyHeart?


Curse you, Ives!!!!
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Postby thomasgaffney on Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:54 pm

thomasgaffney wrote:
ThisIsTheGirl wrote:Any more incisive points, BurlIvesOwnsMyHeart?


Yum...


IPAMPILASH!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:55 pm

What? I think it was Adam.
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Postby Pacino86845 on Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:55 pm

Pacino86845 wrote:HAHA, TITGirl is so hung up on Burl.

IPAMPILASH! I've been PWN3D!
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Postby ThisIsTheGirl on Tue Nov 29, 2005 2:57 pm

Pacino86845 wrote:HAHA, TITGirl is so hung up on Burl.


What? It's no secret. I'm proud of who I am.....
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