DINO KONG: 2006 Zonie Game of the Year!!

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Postby DennisMM on Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:42 pm

athenabodicea wrote:
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athenabodicea wrote:Ok I just scored a 470 and it didnt take my name.... Bullshit.... I'll never get that again.... Damn Damn Damn....


'Dino look a little like Mr Magoo?????


It takes a couple of minutes, athena. I went top ten and I had to play three more times before I appeared on the list.


I have played like 5 more times... Nothing... Somebody call the cops because I got fucking robbed.... :)


You are up on my end. Try closing and restarting the game.

I just had three Oscars in my first four items and still didn't score over 350
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Postby Lord Voldemoo on Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:42 pm

EXTRA EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT: LORD VOLDEMOO IS FINALLY GOOD AT SOMETHING!

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Postby Lord Voldemoo on Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:44 pm

It took a great deal of skill, and 6 oscars...
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Postby athenabodicea on Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:48 pm

Lord Voldemoo wrote:EXTRA EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT: LORD VOLDEMOO IS FINALLY GOOD AT SOMETHING!

653

Holy Fucking Shit Moo....

Nice... Well I guess I can just throw in the towel... But I swear I really got 470.....


All right I'm closing it out and trying one more time...
Man... Next time I'm taking a picture of the screen...
Remember when you finished Pitfall on Atari & they said to send in the picture to win something or something....??? Does anybody know what I'm talking about???
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Postby bluebottle on Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:51 pm

i hate you guys.

i'm only getting like one or two oscars in a game.
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Postby Lord Voldemoo on Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:51 pm

athenabodicea wrote:
Lord Voldemoo wrote:EXTRA EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT: LORD VOLDEMOO IS FINALLY GOOD AT SOMETHING!

653

Holy Fucking Shit Moo....

Nice... Well I guess I can just throw in the towel... But I swear I really got 470.....


All right I'm closing it out and trying one more time...
Man... Next time I'm taking a picture of the screen...
Remember when you finished Pitfall on Atari & they said to send in the picture to win something or something....??? Does anybody know what I'm talking about???


I do remember that! Was it pitfall?

Your 470 is on the board, last i checked.

If I can get 6 oscars, there's no reason you can't get 7. I am throwing in the towel for now, though. If I play that game anymore my brain is going to explode (again).
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Postby Flumm on Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:53 pm

...no one else gonna say it?

....... no one?


....well I guess you all thought of it first and decided against it. But old "Putz 'N' Proud" over here has no such sense of judgement...

Lord Voldymoo my friend! Congratulations....


*..takes a deep breath...*



...you are a the cream of a the crop, eh?!


*silence*


....no?....



:shock:



*...packs his bags, and wanders off into comedy exile*
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Postby bluebottle on Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:56 pm

FINALLY! I'M ON THE BOARD!

OH GLORIOUS DAY!
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Postby Lord Voldemoo on Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:56 pm

Your joke only serves to remind me that I am Lord Voldemoo, the world's only lactose-intolerant cow.

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Postby athenabodicea on Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:57 pm

Lord Voldemoo wrote:
athenabodicea wrote:
Lord Voldemoo wrote:EXTRA EXTRA, READ ALL ABOUT IT: LORD VOLDEMOO IS FINALLY GOOD AT SOMETHING!

653

Holy Fucking Shit Moo....

Nice... Well I guess I can just throw in the towel... But I swear I really got 470.....


All right I'm closing it out and trying one more time...
Man... Next time I'm taking a picture of the screen...
Remember when you finished Pitfall on Atari & they said to send in the picture to win something or something....??? Does anybody know what I'm talking about???


I do remember that! Was it pitfall?

Your 470 is on the board, last i checked.

If I can get 6 oscars, there's no reason you can't get 7. I am throwing in the towel for now, though. If I play that game anymore my brain is going to explode (again).



It is??? Whoo Hoo!!!!

Thanks moo... But I'm probablly gonna have to give up too...lol

That score is good man...you, you're good :wink:
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Postby Lord Voldemoo on Wed Nov 09, 2005 10:01 pm

well, I also scored like 14 one time....
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Postby athenabodicea on Wed Nov 09, 2005 10:01 pm

lol that blank one was mine too... idiot!!!!!!!
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Postby Flumm on Wed Nov 09, 2005 10:02 pm

Lord Voldemoo wrote:Your joke only serves to remind me that I am Lord Voldemoo, the world's only lactose-intolerant cow.

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:


Take consolation in that fact there's not a lactose intolerant cow's chance in hell, that anyone is gonna beat you're Dino Kong score matey. Tis quite an achievement!

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Postby Lord Voldemoo on Wed Nov 09, 2005 10:04 pm

well, if it does hold up, all scores are erased after 7 days, so we can continue the fun
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Postby athenabodicea on Wed Nov 09, 2005 10:08 pm

Lord Voldemoo wrote:well, I also scored like 14 one time....


Were you taking a piss at the time????
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Postby athenabodicea on Wed Nov 09, 2005 10:19 pm

Bluebottle wrote:FINALLY! I'M ON THE BOARD!

OH GLORIOUS DAY!



Nice job Blue.... Whoo hoo...

Oh what fun... :D :D
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Postby bluebottle on Wed Nov 09, 2005 10:27 pm

hahaha! I HAVE A NEW PURPOSE IN LIFE!
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Postby Lord Voldemoo on Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:07 pm

athenabodicea wrote:
Lord Voldemoo wrote:well, I also scored like 14 one time....


Were you taking a piss at the time????


Got a phone call...
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Postby Adam Balm on Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:22 pm

You people with your bloated scores. Mine is the most efficient and compact of all.
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Postby vicious_bastard on Thu Nov 10, 2005 1:05 am

Damn, I got on the board but put in a blank name. Putz. Academy stinginess and a gorilla monsoon meant I had to play many more times to see my name in lights. Well, sixth. I didn't want to waste my 500th post whinging as well.

A TNG episode springs to mind - Dino is clearly messing with our minds. Must...stop...playing...

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Re: DINO KONG.... THE GAME!!!

Postby ONeillSG1 on Thu Nov 10, 2005 1:27 am

DinoDeLaurentiis wrote:Okay alla you putzes... here's a the little gift from a the Dino, eh? Before the PZ, she opens uppa the floodgates.

I was inna the pre-production meeting just a the other day, anna this young putz named Joe from a the InterWeb Marketing Department, he come a to me anna says "Hey Dino! I gotta this great idea for a the web game, eh?"

So the Dino, he says a to a him "okay putz, show a the Dino what a you got eh?" I give a him free reign onna one condition... the game, she gotta to be able to post a the Top Ten High Scores, eh? So alla you putzes, you can a compete against each other....heheh...

SHUT UPPA YOU MOUTH DINO I WANNA TO PLAY A THE DINO KONG NOW!!!

Goddamn impatient putzes...


This sensation will sweep the NATION!!! GOLD!!!
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Postby Lord Voldemoo on Thu Nov 10, 2005 1:29 am

I can't stop playing! Dino, did you put some sort of subliminal thing in here that requires me to play??

You shoulda tried that with a few of your movies...
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Postby St. Alphonzo on Thu Nov 10, 2005 2:19 am

It's been raining nothin' but monkeys for about 20 attempts for me... I won't give up... I play enough times I'm bound to get six oscars right?.. RIGHT?... damn... my arm itches... I can't sleep... need more grappa... WHERE IN THE FUCK ARE THE OSCARS!!!???

i need help.
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Postby Ribbons on Thu Nov 10, 2005 5:07 am

I love the little coattails that go flying when the Dino runs. They were a nice touch.
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Postby ThisIsTheGirl on Thu Nov 10, 2005 5:37 am

Bah. At least I'm in the top five.

If I could play this at work, you'd all be screwed
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Postby Pacino86845 on Thu Nov 10, 2005 7:18 am

This is the best thing in the entire universe.
The game called me a putz.
Left and right arrows Dennis. :D
The game called me a putz.
EDIT: I just played again and realized that this game is evil. I caught everything and ended up with 70!!?? Where are the goddammed Oscars?!
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Thu Nov 10, 2005 10:23 am

Lord Voldemoo wrote:It took a great deal of skill, and 6 oscars...


653 points? That, paisan, is a truly something to be a proud of, eh? That's a gonna to be a the one to beat for a sure...
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Thu Nov 10, 2005 10:25 am

athenabodicea wrote:lol that blank one was mine too... idiot!!!!!!!


Sure, sure... "I'm a the Spartacus!" hehehe...
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Thu Nov 10, 2005 10:28 am

Pacino86845 wrote:Where are the goddammed Oscars?!


Marty Scorcese anna me, we ask ourselves a that alla the time, no? Goddamn Academy putzes...
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Postby Pacino86845 on Thu Nov 10, 2005 10:30 am

DinoDeLaurentiis wrote:
Pacino86845 wrote:Where are the goddammed Oscars?!


Marty Scorcese anna me, we ask ourselves a that alla the time, no? Goddamn Academy putzes...

IPAMPILASH!
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Postby ThisIsTheGirl on Thu Nov 10, 2005 11:14 am

17 hours ago, ThisIsTheGirl wrote:For a while, I was feeling like Martin Scorsese, but my drunken self got there in the end......


C'mon,where's the love, eh? And I was drunk, for chrissakes. That's probably the best joke I've ever made when drunk......

grumblegrumblegrumble
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Postby Pacino86845 on Thu Nov 10, 2005 11:16 am

I think you're drunk now, TITGirl (you did get love for that joke)... something's coming your way...
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Thu Nov 10, 2005 11:16 am

Heheh... you right, eh paisan? I forgot a you made a the joke last a night... sorry to a steal a your A-Material!
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Postby ThisIsTheGirl on Thu Nov 10, 2005 11:20 am

I have nothing left now - my whole act is in ruins.......

But, I forgive you for anything, Dino - you've significantly improved my quality of life with this game - although yesterday I did nearly do myself an injury whilst wildly launching myself over the desk in the sad belief that it would make me get to a bottle of Grappa quicker.

PS - I didn't make the bottle, but I do have a nice bruise on my ribs......
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Thu Nov 10, 2005 11:57 am

Okay, so a the Dino, he told a this a Joe guy to add a the 500 point bonus iffa you catch alla the stuff, eh? This should a help a some of a you putzes get onna the board anna knock offa some of a the lucky putzes who got lots of a the Oscars, no?

So inna other words, the Oscar, she is a nice iffa you get it, but iffa you get a your movie in onna time anna under budget, that counts a for something inna this a town, eh?

Shoot it! Print it! Inna the can! OLD SCHOOL, BABY!
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Postby Pacino86845 on Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:04 pm

Yeah, well this Joe guy is a putz 'cause I hit refresh, played again, got everything and still ended up with only 187... God-damn, I'm gonna lose my job 'cause of this game!
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Postby athenabodicea on Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:07 pm

To try and catch all 25 is impossible... The Dino he doesn't run fast enough... Maybe we could put a cape on him and make him fly....

And is it me or are the monkeys falling faster now???

Carpal tunnel setting in...
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Postby Pacino86845 on Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:10 pm

Doesn't happen too often, but I've gotten good at anticipating falling objects... there is a trick though... maybe I'll share once I at least get on the top ten.
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Postby ThisIsTheGirl on Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:15 pm

I know the trick. It's all in the button-pushing combinations.

Press left 4 times, then right 8 times, then left 15 times, right 16 times, left 23 times and finally, right 42 times. You will then have to run to the middle of the screen and an enormous Oscar worth 815 points will fall into your basket, and you will simultaneously be transported to the edge of the Solar System
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Postby Pacino86845 on Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:18 pm

If I did that, wouldn't bad things start happening to you guys?
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Postby ThisIsTheGirl on Thu Nov 10, 2005 12:23 pm

You'll be more concerned for your own welfare by that point
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Postby bluebottle on Thu Nov 10, 2005 1:58 pm

i caught all 25 got the bonus 500 and STILL didn't beet moo's score. no oscars. 572 points.
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Thu Nov 10, 2005 2:30 pm

Well... an Oscar is a STILL an Oscar, no?
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Postby MasterWhedon on Thu Nov 10, 2005 3:17 pm

It's so pathetic that I just sit there waiting for the Oscars and let the monkeys fall. I don't even give a shit about them. I just want the trophy. But of course they never come.

DINOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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Postby St. Alphonzo on Thu Nov 10, 2005 3:40 pm

Only 15 more minutes 'til lunchtime. I'm shuttin' this damn office door and getting back on the top 10 list.

Watch your back Moo!
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Postby St. Alphonzo on Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:08 pm

Yeah baby!!!! 687!!!!

i really need to get a life...
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Postby Brocktune on Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:24 pm

man, fuck this game. i cant get all 25 ever, and i cant seem to score above 100 at all. yesterday i was fucking king. i went from first to worst overnight. i hate you guys.
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Postby Brocktune on Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:32 pm

just kidding i love you guys.
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Postby Flumm on Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:36 pm

LoL Alphonzo 768?!



You're all turning pro on me.
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Postby St. Alphonzo on Thu Nov 10, 2005 4:42 pm

I caught all 25 plus two Oscars. With the advent of the 500 point bonus, 768 isn't gonna last long!
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