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DINO KONG: 2006 Zonie Game of the Year!!

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 5:53 pm
by DinoDeLaurentiis
Okay alla you putzes... here's a the little gift from a the Dino, eh? Before the PZ, she opens uppa the floodgates.

I was inna the pre-production meeting just a the other day, anna this young putz named Joe from a the InterWeb Marketing Department, he come a to me anna says "Hey Dino! I gotta this great idea for a the web game, eh?"

So the Dino, he says a to a him "okay putz, show a the Dino what a you got eh?" I give a him free reign onna one condition... the game, she gotta to be able to post a the Top Ten High Scores, eh? So alla you putzes, you can a compete against each other....heheh...

SHUT UPPA YOU MOUTH DINO I WANNA TO PLAY A THE DINO KONG NOW!!!

Goddamn impatient putzes...

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 5:56 pm
by DinoDeLaurentiis
Oh anna make a sure you gotta your speakers on, eh?

Iffa you wanna to hear a the Dino...

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 5:56 pm
by St. Alphonzo
Tony just schooled me.

This is officially on my favorites list. Love the Dino voice!

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 5:57 pm
by ZombieZoneSolutions
IPAMPILASH! that was great!!! i have the lowest score! yay!

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 5:58 pm
by St. Alphonzo
Oscar is the key!!

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:00 pm
by TonyWilson
Dino, once again you floor us all, well me at least. Fantastic, or rather fantastico paisan!!


354. Is that good or bad?

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:00 pm
by MasterWhedon
Dude, I came in second place!!

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:00 pm
by DinoDeLaurentiis
Monkeys = 1 point
Grappa = 10 points
Oscar = 100 points!!!!

No penalities for a missing.... YET!

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:01 pm
by DinoDeLaurentiis
TonyWilson wrote:354. Is that good or bad?


That's a pretty good, eh? You must have a caught a couple of a the Oscars, no?

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:01 pm
by MasterWhedon
What the hell are the red things?

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:02 pm
by Adam Balm
Laughed as hard as the first time. But the game could have used at least one 'IPAMPILASH' when you miss a monkey or something.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:06 pm
by Flumm
It's worth it just to hear the putz.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:08 pm
by DinoDeLaurentiis
MasterWhedon wrote:What the hell are the red things?


That's a the bottle of a the Grappa you putz!

That's a why a the Dino says "grappa" a when a the bottle, she starts a to fall, eh?

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:09 pm
by MasterWhedon
Dino, what causes it to stop? Once you catch so many things or once you miss so many? Seems to be a lot shorter now than when I first played.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:11 pm
by burlivesleftnut
Why is the monkey trying to catch other monkeys? Is he some kind of superhero monkey?

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:11 pm
by Ribbons
You're the man, Dino.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:11 pm
by DinoDeLaurentiis
MasterWhedon wrote:Dino, what causes it to stop? Once you catch so many things or once you miss so many? Seems to be a lot shorter now than when I first played.


25 random items, they fall a from a the sky like a the mana from a the heavens, no?

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:12 pm
by Adam Balm
So Dino, how about a boss at the end of each level, like the guys I mentioned before?

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:13 pm
by MasterWhedon
WTF?!! WHERE ARE MY OSCARS?!!!

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:14 pm
by DinoDeLaurentiis
They only a go to a those who deserve a them, eh?

Like a the Marisa Tomei....

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:14 pm
by Flumm
!!! Brock you gentlemanly oscar grabbing monkey!!

ROFL!!

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:15 pm
by DinoDeLaurentiis
Adam Balm wrote:So Dino, how about a boss at the end of each level, like the guys I mentioned before?


HOLY CRAPPA! version 2, eh?

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:16 pm
by DinoDeLaurentiis
Flumm wrote:!!! Brock you gentlemanly oscar grabbing monkey!!

ROFL!!


Yeah, Brocktune, he's a kicking alla your putz asses, eh?

He PWND alla you n00BZ!!111

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:16 pm
by burlivesleftnut
Yeah I placed!

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:16 pm
by MasterWhedon
You need to make a Burl Ives head fall, worth 500 points.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:17 pm
by Ribbons
Holy crappa, I figure out who Dino looks like inna the game!

Image

Look inna your geek hearts, you know it to be true...

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:20 pm
by Adam Balm
Both characters you can't tell what they fuck they are saying....

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:21 pm
by Flumm
Is anyone else starting to hear JD from Scubs, doing an impression of Dino, when putz comes up?

...and maybe it's cause I'm hungry, but the grappa has turned into tabasco sauce.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:22 pm
by Brocktune
i took a capture of the screen declaring my victory, and i was going to post it here and lord it over all of you, and say what punk-ass chumps you all were, but now imageshack isnt working, and my response was totally late, and now i look like the punk ass chump.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:23 pm
by Flumm
"Extra Ribbons - for Kong's pleasure"

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:25 pm
by DinoDeLaurentiis
Heheh... donna get a too cocky, eh? Iffa no one beats a your score, the score she is only good for a the 7 days anna then a she gets a the DELETED! Just like a that...

... you gotta to keep onna coming back a to continue a your reign of a the supremacy...

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:34 pm
by ThisIsTheGirl
Have that, you bitches.

For a while, I was feeling like Martin Scorsese, but my drunken self got there in the end......

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:35 pm
by Flumm
TITG 4 da pwnage!

Nice one my drunken friend.





Anyone else wondering who the guy is in the center of the picture? is it our good friend Joe?

And not to mention the Sahara Shimmer Dance troupe....

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 6:39 pm
by Ribbons
ThisIsTheGirl wrote:For a while, I was feeling like Martin Scorsese


LOLZORS! Poor Scorsese... shafted by The Man.

By the way, thanks for stealing my thunder, you gentleman. Prepare to die.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:02 pm
by ThisIsTheGirl
Ribbons wrote:By the way, thanks for stealing my thunder, you gentleman. Prepare to die.


lol - bring it mother-freakin' ON!

Dino - thank you my friend. Best. Learning curve. Ever!!!

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:16 pm
by tfactor
monkeys grappa and oscars oh my

I so suck at this game! but that won't stop me from playing it 900,000,000 times in an attempt to get on the top ten :shock:

Thanks a the dino eh?

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:18 pm
by vicious_bastard
DinoDeLaurentiis wrote:
Adam Balm wrote:So Dino, how about a boss at the end of each level, like the guys I mentioned before?


HOLY CRAPPA! version 2, eh?


This generation - thinking about the sequel already. Good game, good game.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:26 pm
by Lord Voldemoo
Lord Voldemoo has entered the building.

469

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:28 pm
by so sorry
Damn, that was fun, but I'm the putz cause i ddin'te even get past 130 points (i caught everything too, jsut ran out of time).

Don't be so stingy with those Oscars dino!

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:30 pm
by DennisMM
Okay, I'm an idiot. I can't make Dino move!

Help, please.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:30 pm
by so sorry
left and right arrow keys Dennis...

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:30 pm
by tfactor
DennisMM wrote:Okay, I'm an idiot. I can't make Dino move!

Help, please.

righ and left arrows big guy

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:31 pm
by Flumm
The arrow keys Dennis mate

...but I suspect there is more to it, because I haven't even got close to 450+

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:31 pm
by ThisIsTheGirl
Ah, the success, she is a-fleeting

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 7:32 pm
by DennisMM
Flumm wrote:The arrow keys Dennis mate

...but I suspect there is more to it, because I haven't even got close to 450+


Thank you both. I was trying to use the mouse to move Dino and/or the goodies. I have never done much video gaming.

ETA: also I am an idiot because I couldn't read what was in front of my face.

God, I'm tired. And dehydrated.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:16 pm
by DinoDeLaurentiis
so sorry wrote:Damn, that was fun, but I'm the putz cause i ddin'te even get past 130 points (i caught everything too, jsut ran out of time).

Don't be so stingy with those Oscars dino!


Heheh... that a gives a the Dino an idea, eh? Iffa you just the poor putz who dinna get any Oscars inna your game, but a you catch everything, surely that a deserves a some bonus, eh? Like a the 500 points or so? I'll talk to a the Joe tomorrow anna see iffa he can add a that feature, eh?

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:25 pm
by athenabodicea
Ok I just scored a 470 and it didnt take my name.... Bullshit.... I'll never get that again.... Damn Damn Damn....


'Dino look a little like Mr Magoo?????

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:28 pm
by DennisMM
athenabodicea wrote:Ok I just scored a 470 and it didnt take my name.... Bullshit.... I'll never get that again.... Damn Damn Damn....


'Dino look a little like Mr Magoo?????


It takes a couple of minutes, athena. I went top ten and I had to play three more times before I appeared on the list.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:35 pm
by bluebottle
holy crap you guys are good.

dino, the game is awesome!

PostPosted: Wed Nov 09, 2005 9:37 pm
by athenabodicea
DennisMM wrote:
athenabodicea wrote:Ok I just scored a 470 and it didnt take my name.... Bullshit.... I'll never get that again.... Damn Damn Damn....


'Dino look a little like Mr Magoo?????


It takes a couple of minutes, athena. I went top ten and I had to play three more times before I appeared on the list.


I have played like 5 more times... Nothing... Somebody call the cops because I got fucking robbed.... :)