THE MATRIX : PATH OF NEO

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THE MATRIX : PATH OF NEO

Postby darthevilbob on Fri Nov 18, 2005 8:31 pm

OK, finished playing this and i have to say its not bad.

To tell you the truth it all starts of rather badly, but improves leaps and bounds when you do actually get to start off proper.

You see you have these stupid karate training levels, which basically are complete crap, however once you are past these "training" levels it improves immensely.

Once you start to learn the different combo's it can be fun to take out about 10 different people at the same time.

The weapon usage is.. well shit, so just use your feet and hands like god intended and proceed to bash ten shades of shit out of everyone.

The graphics on the PC are abysmal, they look about 5 years out of date, but then what can you expect when they are based on a PS2 design.

Overall though, it's not as bad as first impressions would have you beleive (and those fucking agents are as hard as Harry's shrivelled nuts)
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Postby tfactor on Fri Nov 18, 2005 8:54 pm

thanks evil bob for that review of a game I didn't even know existed. Is this new? I played Enter the Matrix but I didn't think it was that great. Also thanks for the mental image of harry's shrivelled nuts, now I won't be able to sleep tonight *shutter*
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Postby Brocktune on Fri Nov 18, 2005 9:01 pm

the whole concept of shriveled nuts in general intrigues me....
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Postby athenabodicea on Fri Nov 18, 2005 9:01 pm

Brocktune wrote:the whole concept of shriveled nuts in general intrigues me....


You nut slut... :wink:
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Postby Flumm on Fri Nov 18, 2005 9:03 pm

Before this goes all Palalce of the Penis Pecans, can we find out a little more about the game, I really haven't heard much about it...

Does it take place during the films or something? An alternate universe? How could you still play as neo...
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Postby athenabodicea on Fri Nov 18, 2005 9:04 pm

and roll and rock and roll....
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Postby Brocktune on Fri Nov 18, 2005 9:04 pm

what can i say.

im from the rocky mountains, and i love oysters.
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Postby Lord Voldemoo on Fri Nov 18, 2005 9:06 pm

maybe we should rename this place the testicle zone?

It's "all testicles all the time" on here today... :lol:
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Postby tfactor on Fri Nov 18, 2005 9:06 pm

another one bites dust.. and anothers ones gone and anothers ones gone, hey another one bites the bust

singalong you know the words
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Postby athenabodicea on Fri Nov 18, 2005 9:06 pm

Brocktune wrote:what can i say.

im from the rocky mountains, and i love oysters.


IPAMPILASH!!!!! :wink:
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Postby tfactor on Fri Nov 18, 2005 9:07 pm

where did evil bob go?
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Postby Brocktune on Fri Nov 18, 2005 9:13 pm

im sorry,

"penis pecans"?!?!?!

flumm, betwixt that and "flummage rummage", you are batting a thousand today. strong work. you make me pampilash.
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Postby darthevilbob on Fri Nov 18, 2005 9:44 pm

(sorry was watching smallville)

Basically you play the role of neo through the trilogy of matrix films.

http://www.atari.com/thematrixpathofneo/
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Postby Flumm on Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:06 pm

:oops:


Mmm, betwixt the flummage rummage, and the penis pecans? There's a mental image forming, but I'm going to swat it away before it haunts me forever...

Cheers, brock, compliments are always appriciated, it's just sometimes difficult to respond to them without seeming self important. I can be a modest wee fella sometimes. Thanks for the props.

You not only get points for bringing up my second favourite olde worlde x word ( slightly behind vex), but your also a musician. Which to my mind pwns anything remotlely flum related.



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Postby darthevilbob on Fri Nov 18, 2005 10:24 pm

cheers guys for flummaging my game thread.

The use of excessive flummage can go too far though.

Is flummage a bit like flammible and inflammible mean the same thing?

Inflummage?
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Postby ONeillSG1 on Sat Nov 19, 2005 3:42 am

Atari?

WHY?

Didn't they destroy Enter the Matrix?

If I get to bone Trinity in some sort of mini-game ala San Andreas and the Zion scene from Matrix Reloaded, I'm down.
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Postby Brocktune on Sat Nov 19, 2005 3:28 pm

darthevilbob wrote:cheers guys for flummaging my game thread.

The use of excessive flummage can go too far though.

Is flummage a bit like flammible and inflammible mean the same thing?

Inflummage?


totally sorry, d.e.b.
i never intentionally hijack or contribute to the hijacking or flummaging for that matter of threads. i think its just difficult to keep these bitches under wraps sometimes. i throw myself on your tender mercies.
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Postby darthevilbob on Sat Nov 19, 2005 5:40 pm

Brocktune wrote:totally sorry, d.e.b.
i never intentionally hijack or contribute to the hijacking or flummaging for that matter of threads. i think its just difficult to keep these bitches under wraps sometimes. i throw myself on your tender mercies.


I wasnt bothered really i just wanted to say "flummage"
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Postby Brocktune on Sat Nov 19, 2005 5:53 pm

sounds so sweet
rolling off the tongue
yes it just sounds sweet
rolling off the tongue.
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Postby darthevilbob on Sat Nov 19, 2005 6:01 pm

i.. feel.. so.. dir..ty...
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