Colonel's Caption Contest

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby RogueScribner on Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:36 pm

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Now that I'm grown up Dr. Pedo Bear doesn't want shit to do with me anymore . . . :P :( :P
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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby so sorry on Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:01 pm

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby papalazeru on Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:17 pm

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby CeeBeeUK on Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:24 pm

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"Damn! How the hell did they register my image so quickly?", he pondered.
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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby SilentBobX on Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:23 pm

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Damn, the service SUCKS here at Fried Panda Testicle
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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby Wolfpack on Tue Aug 25, 2009 11:25 am

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby Wolfpack on Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:17 am

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby RogueScribner on Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:39 am

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Uh, who are these guys behind me? They wouldn't hit a woman, would they? :oops:
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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby TheBaxter on Fri Sep 11, 2009 12:07 pm

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"hmmm... those guys don't LOOK joo-ish... but then, neither did sammy davis jr."
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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby TheBaxter on Fri Sep 11, 2009 12:08 pm

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby RogueScribner on Fri Sep 11, 2009 2:09 pm

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby Peven on Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:08 am

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Are you tweeting at ME?!?!?!!? i don't see any other bird around so you must be tweeting at me!!!!!
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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby papalazeru on Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:28 pm

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"....and this is the last known picture of Martha we have. So, if anyone knows her whereabouts please get in touch with us as soon as possible."
Papa: The musical!

Padders: "Not very classy! Not very classy at all!"
So Sorry "I'll give you a word to describe it: classless."
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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby Bayouwolf on Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:52 am

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Extended sizes were only 2 dollars more?
awwwww hell...I'm going back tonight and give that cashier what for...
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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby SilentBobX on Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:27 pm

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Ok, I've got the derringer, bullets, and what else was it he wanted? Cyanide? Hmmm, never a fucking clerk around when you need one. Bastards.
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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby TheBaxter on Thu Apr 29, 2010 9:22 am

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"will somebody PLEASE make this crazy white lady put me down?"
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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby so sorry on Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:31 pm

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby papalazeru on Thu Apr 29, 2010 2:00 pm

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Baby: Giggity! Hooowraaaaight!
Papa: The musical!

Padders: "Not very classy! Not very classy at all!"
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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby TheBaxter on Thu Apr 29, 2010 2:50 pm

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"omg i think she's gonna eat me"
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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby darkjedijaina on Sat Sep 18, 2010 9:27 pm

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby Peven on Sat Sep 18, 2010 9:42 pm

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby King Of Nowhere on Sat Sep 18, 2010 10:00 pm

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby Ribbons on Tue Jun 28, 2011 2:34 pm

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby so sorry on Tue Jun 28, 2011 3:16 pm

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The baseball players
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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby TheBaxter on Tue Jun 28, 2011 3:41 pm

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The exhibition baseball game between the KC Royals and the Romulan Empire got off to a rough start when Romulan Commander Tomalak took offense at the Royals trash talking of their Praetor and disintegrated the team's manager with a phaser rifle.
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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby papalazeru on Tue Jun 28, 2011 6:20 pm

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Tonight we have a special line up for you here folks, lets give it up for the Nippon Kabuki team!!!!!
Papa: The musical!

Padders: "Not very classy! Not very classy at all!"
So Sorry "I'll give you a word to describe it: classless."
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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby TheBaxter on Fri Sep 09, 2011 1:27 pm

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Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry enjoys a studly, juicy weiner.
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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby Ribbons on Tue Feb 07, 2012 1:08 pm

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby so sorry on Tue Feb 07, 2012 1:18 pm

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KA-BLOOOEY!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby TheBaxter on Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:09 pm

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"yeah, yeah... i'm the moron who brought a shield to a laser fight..."
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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby SilentBobX on Sat Feb 18, 2012 11:59 pm

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Missed me!!




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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby papalazeru on Tue Feb 28, 2012 7:44 pm

Ok, here's a new one for you...and it's a doozy.

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Papa: The musical!

Padders: "Not very classy! Not very classy at all!"
So Sorry "I'll give you a word to describe it: classless."
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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby SilentBobX on Tue Feb 28, 2012 10:02 pm

papalazeru wrote:Ok, here's a new one for you...and it's a doozy.

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby The Vicar on Tue Feb 28, 2012 11:41 pm

What's the big deal about that pale, ropey leg anyway ? Not sexy. Not sexy at all.
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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby Nachokoolaid on Wed Feb 29, 2012 2:54 am

Nope. I thought she looked sort of sickly, but everyone was too stuck up her ass to say anything.
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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby TheBaxter on Wed Feb 29, 2012 10:17 am

papalazeru wrote:Ok, here's a new one for you...and it's a doozy.

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby Wolfpack on Sun Dec 30, 2012 10:29 pm

papalazeru wrote:Ok, here's a new one for you...and it's a doozy.

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Brad's male enhancement pills apparently are doing their job.
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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby TheBaxter on Mon Dec 31, 2012 10:48 am

papalazeru wrote:Ok, here's a new one for you...and it's a doozy.

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby Hermanator X on Mon Dec 31, 2012 4:43 pm

papalazeru wrote:Ok, here's a new one for you...and it's a doozy.

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Oppan Gangnam Style
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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby TheBaxter on Mon Aug 26, 2013 10:09 am

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby so sorry on Mon Aug 26, 2013 10:46 am

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The Smith Family reacts to the news that their agent signed them on to the latest M Night Shalmalamn flick.
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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby Ribbons on Sat Jan 24, 2015 10:17 pm

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby Peven on Sun Jan 25, 2015 2:09 am

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby so sorry on Sun Jan 25, 2015 12:41 pm

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Shoot for the five hole!
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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby Ribbons on Sun Jan 25, 2015 4:18 pm

I'm trying to think of a "stick up your ass" joke that's not wildly inappropriate. No luck so far...
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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby Wolfpack on Sun Jan 25, 2015 11:09 pm

Canadian Iron Throne?
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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby TheBaxter on Mon Jan 26, 2015 1:06 pm

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she's not the only one guilty of "high sticking"
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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby TheBaxter on Mon Oct 10, 2016 9:59 am

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby Ribbons on Mon Oct 10, 2016 12:35 pm

Before I even clicked into this thread I knew that was going to be your picture :lol:
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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby so sorry on Mon Oct 10, 2016 1:59 pm

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Turn around girl.... TURN AROUND HE RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!!!!


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