Colonel's Caption Contest

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Postby slumber party69 on Sat May 31, 2008 12:17 am

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one of these people likes to wear spandex and calls themselves crush ,the other one is gin carano.
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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby TheBaxter on Thu Aug 14, 2008 3:48 pm

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby papalazeru on Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:26 pm

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby havocSchultz on Thu Aug 14, 2008 11:21 pm

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby magicmonkey on Sat Aug 16, 2008 2:25 am

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby Peven on Sat Aug 16, 2008 10:28 am

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby BuckyO'harre on Sat Aug 16, 2008 9:15 pm

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby SilentBobX on Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:15 am

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby RogueScribner on Sun Aug 17, 2008 12:16 pm

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby Peven on Sun Aug 17, 2008 12:49 pm

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby havocSchultz on Sun Aug 17, 2008 1:11 pm

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"It smells like dead fish in here mom!"


I'm sure the kid has said that many times to his mother...
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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby instant_karma on Sun Aug 17, 2008 1:48 pm

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby TheBaxter on Mon Aug 18, 2008 4:00 pm

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby King Of Nowhere on Tue Aug 19, 2008 2:43 am

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby RogueScribner on Tue Aug 19, 2008 2:59 am

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I am such a geek for knowing that quote.
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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby Peven on Fri Aug 22, 2008 3:37 pm

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby havocSchultz on Fri Aug 22, 2008 3:42 pm

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby instant_karma on Fri Aug 22, 2008 4:08 pm

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby TheBaxter on Fri Aug 22, 2008 4:46 pm

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby Hermanator X on Mon Oct 06, 2008 8:23 am

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"i'll help you find them this time, but the next time you lose your car keys, you're on your own."


Palin The Govermater: "We have conclusive proof that Senator Obama is an Arachnid, and will stop at nothing to usher in his Klandathu overlords to his cabinet"
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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby papalazeru on Mon Oct 06, 2008 11:33 am

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby RogueScribner on Tue Nov 04, 2008 11:55 pm

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby BuckyO'harre on Wed Nov 05, 2008 12:29 am

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby Seppuku on Wed Nov 05, 2008 1:26 am

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby The Vicar on Wed Nov 05, 2008 2:25 pm

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Well, I heard that Ewe Boll was remaking The Thing with Two Heads,
but damn...

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby TheBaxter on Mon Feb 02, 2009 4:54 pm

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or

"eager to avoid the kind of controversy they experienced during janet jackson's 'wardrobe malfunction', super bowl halftime show producers were dismayed when Bruce Springsteen experienced a 'sliding crotch' malfunction."

or

"Congratulations America! You just got face-fucked by the BOSS!"
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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby instant_karma on Mon Feb 02, 2009 6:20 pm

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby Nachokoolaid on Mon Feb 02, 2009 8:31 pm

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby Peven on Mon Feb 02, 2009 10:39 pm

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what Mrs Springsteen has to deal with every night when Bruce comes to bed
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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby BuckyO'harre on Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:08 am

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Did everyone mutually agree that joke was too easy, and just forget to send me the memo or something? :oops:
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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby papalazeru on Wed Feb 18, 2009 8:42 pm

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New age 3 Stooges Story fails when Production Company hires BeeGee's to play King H@rry, Curly and.....oh!
Papa: The musical!

Padders: "Not very classy! Not very classy at all!"
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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby so sorry on Wed Feb 18, 2009 9:57 pm

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby papalazeru on Thu Feb 19, 2009 4:11 am

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"....and lastly, because of 'outside pressure', the US has refused to arm us, so we came up with a back up to invade Palestine."
Papa: The musical!

Padders: "Not very classy! Not very classy at all!"
So Sorry "I'll give you a word to describe it: classless."
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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby Ribbons on Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:28 am

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby papalazeru on Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:55 am

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Obama soldiers through Pedobear seminar.
Papa: The musical!

Padders: "Not very classy! Not very classy at all!"
So Sorry "I'll give you a word to describe it: classless."
Cptn Kirks 2pay: ".....utterly unclassy....."
DennisMM: "...Decidedly unclassy..."
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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby CeeBeeUK on Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:26 am

papalazeru wrote:
Ribbons wrote:Image


Obama soldiers through Pedobear seminar.



That's Doctor Pedobear to you!
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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

Postby TheBaxter on Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:49 am

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