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Postby Seppuku on Mon Jun 18, 2007 7:08 am

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"Stephen Hawking unveils his new solution to war:

'The...theory...is...that...each...country...will ...train...its...own... bunnyrabbit...which...they..will ...pit...against...each...other...the..... victor...wins...the...war'.

This man takes over the world:

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Postby Doc Holliday on Mon Jun 18, 2007 7:23 am

Let me guess - he wins by a hare's breadth?
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Postby LaDracul on Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:37 am

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It was right then and there the Velveteen Rabbit decided that being a real rabbit was highly overrated.
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Postby Doc Holliday on Mon Jun 18, 2007 8:39 am

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I will love him and squeeze him and call him stew. I mean Stu.
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Postby Doc Holliday on Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:32 am

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Bravely hiding his disappointment, Algernon couldn't help but think his latest Sylvanian Family member had looked smaller on TV.
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Postby tapehead on Mon Jun 18, 2007 9:45 am

seppukudkurosawa wrote:Image


Woundwort was not killed in the dogfight, but grew to enjoy his life with the farmer and forgot all about his friends at Watership Down...
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Postby wharto on Mon Jun 18, 2007 10:07 am

tapehead wrote:
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Woundwort was not killed in the dogfight, but grew to enjoy his life with the farmer and forgot all about his friends at Watership Down...


I'm going to fuck this rabbit, watch me grab it's ears whilst I do it from behind
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Postby MonkeyM666 on Mon Jun 18, 2007 10:18 am

:? Errrr yeah... that's the first thing I thought when I saw that picture too.....:shock:
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Postby wharto on Mon Jun 18, 2007 10:24 am

MonkeyM666 wrote::? Errrr yeah... that's the first thing I thought when I saw that picture too.....:shock:


Haha, but look at the look of lust in the arl fella's eyes!
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Postby Doc Holliday on Mon Jun 18, 2007 10:26 am

Not to mention the general resignation in the rabbit's. This is not the first time....
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Postby Peven on Mon Jun 18, 2007 10:26 am

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"She's a bleedin' witch! She turned me son into a booney rrrabit"
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Postby havocSchultz on Mon Jun 18, 2007 10:30 am

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"At least I'm better off than that giant warthog..."
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Postby Doc Holliday on Mon Jun 18, 2007 10:31 am

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"At least I'm better off than that giant warthog..."


There's "fucked" and there's fucked, after all...
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Postby havocSchultz on Mon Jun 18, 2007 10:32 am

Doc Holliday wrote:
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"At least I'm better off than that giant warthog..."


There's "fucked" and there's fucked, after all...


And then there's Kirk...
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Postby Chilli on Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:05 am

Peven wrote:Image

"She's a bleedin' witch! She turned me son into a booney rrrabit"


The rabbit was frank, the man was a wizard.
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Postby magicmonkey on Mon Jun 18, 2007 11:11 am

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The rabbit was not impressed by what he had managed to pull out of the beret hat.
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Postby BuckyO'harre on Sat Jun 23, 2007 9:57 pm

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Postby SilentBobX on Sat Jun 23, 2007 10:17 pm

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Meh, when I asked what was up doc, I didn't mean my ass.....
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Postby so sorry on Thu Jul 12, 2007 1:19 pm

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Postby instant_karma on Thu Jul 12, 2007 1:28 pm

so sorry wrote:Image


"So then I said to Mum, how about a fake car accident?"
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Postby TheBaxter on Thu Jul 12, 2007 1:43 pm

so sorry wrote:Image


The Guy on the Right, whispering to himself: "o god o god o god.... PLEASE let me be next!"
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Postby Doc Holliday on Thu Jul 12, 2007 2:53 pm

instant_karma wrote:
so sorry wrote:Image


"So then I said to Mum, how about a fake car accident?"


IFUCKINGPAMPILASH :lol:

I didn't think any comment could be funnier than this picture itself.

I was so very wrong!
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Postby papalazeru on Thu Jul 12, 2007 3:59 pm

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So..eeeeerrrrr..like the flowers...If I talk to these...will they grow?
Papa: The musical!

Padders: "Not very classy! Not very classy at all!"
So Sorry "I'll give you a word to describe it: classless."
Cptn Kirks 2pay: ".....utterly unclassy....."
DennisMM: "...Decidedly unclassy..."
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Postby TheBaxter on Thu Jul 19, 2007 9:58 am

this oughta be good for a few captions:

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Postby LaDracul on Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:08 am

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"-squee- I HAVE MY OWN CHIBI!!!"
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Postby havocSchultz on Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:21 am

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"I pity the fool who has to use this mirror..."
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Postby TheBaxter on Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:35 am

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"...and i will call him -- Mini-T"
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Postby thebostonlocksmith on Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:57 am

Is Monsieur T about to put his right hand down his trousers???????
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Postby Cha-Ka Khan on Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:19 pm

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Arnold: You realize they only dressed me like this because I'm black, don't you?

Mr. T: Shut up, foo'! Don' you think Mr. T don' know dat? Mr. T don' care! I'm here ta make people laugh! You wanna make people laugh too, doncha boy? Mr. T say laugh, clown, LAUGH!!
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Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Sat Sep 01, 2007 10:55 pm

I guess we must be really bored, but.....

































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Anyone?
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Postby Maui on Sat Sep 01, 2007 11:04 pm

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"Gosh, those implants feel very different in space"
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Postby LaDracul on Sat Sep 01, 2007 11:06 pm

-I'm stealing this from an icon I have...-

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As it turns out, Han DID arrange it!
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Postby havocSchultz on Sun Sep 02, 2007 12:02 am

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In Space, no one can hear your claims of sexual harassment...
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Postby Maui on Sun Sep 02, 2007 12:05 am

Seems to be a Chewbacca theme tonight.

Anyone else getting this vibe? Not just this thread, but the other thread with the mispelling of Chewbacca.
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Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Sun Sep 02, 2007 12:06 am

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In Space, no one can hear your claims of sexual harassment...


Who's being harassed though? Leia's never looked more glowing.
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Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Sun Sep 02, 2007 12:07 am

Maui wrote:Seems to be a Chewbacca theme tonight.

Anyone else getting this vibe? Not just this thread, but the other thread with the mispelling of Chewbacca.



????????????????????????????????????????????


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I have no idea what you're talking about.
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Postby havocSchultz on Sun Sep 02, 2007 12:07 am

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In Space, no one can hear your claims of sexual harassment...


Who's being harassed though? Leia's never looked more glowing.


Chewie's there against his will...
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Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Sun Sep 02, 2007 12:09 am

havocSchultz wrote:
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In Space, no one can hear your claims of sexual harassment...


Who's being harassed though? Leia's never looked more glowing.


Chewie's there against his will...



He's there against a lot more than that. Them 2 really ARE feeling the Force of SOME kind. (A few bad jokes set up for you there.)
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Postby havocSchultz on Sun Sep 02, 2007 12:11 am

Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:
havocSchultz wrote:
Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:
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In Space, no one can hear your claims of sexual harassment...


Who's being harassed though? Leia's never looked more glowing.


Chewie's there against his will...



He's there against a lot more than that. Them 2 really ARE feeling the Force of SOME kind. (A few bad jokes set up for you there.)


But I only tell the good jokes...

I leave all the bad ones for you...
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Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Sun Sep 02, 2007 12:17 am

havocSchultz wrote:
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havocSchultz wrote:
Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:
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In Space, no one can hear your claims of sexual harassment...


Who's being harassed though? Leia's never looked more glowing.


Chewie's there against his will...



He's there against a lot more than that. Them 2 really ARE feeling the Force of SOME kind. (A few bad jokes set up for you there.)


But I only tell the good jokes...


Whereabouts is this Forum?
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Postby havocSchultz on Sun Sep 02, 2007 12:18 am

Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:
havocSchultz wrote:
But I only tell the good jokes...


Whereabouts is this Forum?


It's only for me and burl...

Where we can sit and not laugh at you or your posts...
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Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Sun Sep 02, 2007 12:21 am

havocSchultz wrote:
Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:
havocSchultz wrote:
But I only tell the good jokes...


Whereabouts is this Forum?


It's only for me and burl...

Where we can sit and not laugh at you or your posts...


You just sit naked looking and laughing at each other's 'posts' standing up there instead, don't you?
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Postby BuckyO'harre on Sun Sep 02, 2007 12:23 am

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Postby buster00 on Sun Sep 02, 2007 12:33 am

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HAPPY LIFE DAY!
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Postby TheBaxter on Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:46 am

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9 months later, this was found roaming the corridors of the millennium falcon....
















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Postby LaDracul on Sat Sep 22, 2007 10:02 pm

I'm gonna kick some life into this thread again...

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Claude: So anyway, I was a servant for the Dark with this girl who called herself Maggie, and DAMN, even though that little shit Will Stanton kept outsmarting me, I still rocked out loud.
Peter: Dude, what the fuck are you talking about? You're supposed to be my mentor!

OR

Claude: So, my TARDIS died on me and I have some chav and her boyfriend accompanying me through time...and damn it all, I go to the WRONG YEAR again...
Peter: Dude, what the hell?

(I'm guessing we could get buttloads of "Dr. Who" jokes for this one...)
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Postby Bob Samonkey on Sat Sep 22, 2007 10:38 pm

havocSchultz wrote:And then there's Kirk...


Everytime I see this I hear it like it is the end of a TV theme song.

[singing]"and then there's Kirk!"[/singing]

Then he says something like "That's me!!"
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Postby Seppuku on Thu Dec 27, 2007 6:16 pm

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Dale Tremont Presents...

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Postby Ribbons on Thu Dec 27, 2007 6:19 pm

Should the kids call me dad or uncle?
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Postby havocSchultz on Thu Dec 27, 2007 6:40 pm

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Another Spears family pregnancy...
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