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Postby Retardo_Montalban on Thu Dec 27, 2007 7:12 pm

seppukudkurosawa wrote:Image


I dun tells ya Mary Lou, If Ol' Kill Hound dun git you pregnint, I'ma gung hafta marrys ya.
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Postby instant_karma on Thu Dec 27, 2007 7:19 pm

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The father is not the one wearing the carnation.
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Postby bamf on Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:48 pm

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Postby Flumm on Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:56 pm

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"Now wait a gosh darn tootin' minute... did somebody just cast me on the Cast a Zoner thread?!"
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Postby havocSchultz on Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:14 pm

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"Bartender! Mine was supposed to have two testicles!!!"
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Postby buster00 on Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:23 pm

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Rico and Charlie were popular students at Hogwart's, but their alcohol-fueled antics during Potions class frustrated Professor Snape.
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Postby LaDracul on Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:39 am

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"Ooooo....FOAMY!!!"
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Postby instant_karma on Fri Jan 18, 2008 2:21 pm

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2 Guys 1 Cauldron
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Postby bamf on Fri Jan 18, 2008 2:51 pm

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2 Guys 1 Cauldron

WINNERLASH!

Just tack on a goatse challenge remark and you got gold.
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Postby so sorry on Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:21 pm

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Postby Seppuku on Fri Feb 01, 2008 4:34 pm

so sorry wrote:Image


"並且我ç
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Postby Spifftacular SquirrelGirl on Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:31 pm

so sorry wrote:Image


Yao Ming works his other job as a traffic sign.
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:39 pm

seppukudkurosawa wrote:"And perform I will often of my own version being sometimes karaoke of the famous Supremes grope of girls music, Stop! In the name of Jintao".


IPAMPILASH!!

We have a the winner right off a the goddamn bat, no?

Next picture...
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Postby DaleTremont on Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:43 pm

DinoDeLaurentiis wrote:Next picture...


Already posted this in some other thread, but I feel it needs to live on here...

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Postby TheBaxter on Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:47 pm

DaleTremont wrote:
DinoDeLaurentiis wrote:Next picture...


Already posted this in some other thread, but I feel it needs to live on here...

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"karate no here... karate no here... karate HERE!!!"
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Postby Seppuku on Fri Feb 01, 2008 6:09 pm

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Fox unveils new Reality TV show, Weekend At Patty's.
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Postby papalazeru on Fri Feb 01, 2008 6:20 pm

DaleTremont wrote:Image


Wax on. Wax On.
WAX OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNN!

Origato....here, fye dorra!
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Postby Bayouwolf on Fri Feb 01, 2008 6:47 pm

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Left tit, right tit, Happy Days.
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Postby Tyrone_Shoelaces on Fri Feb 01, 2008 7:23 pm

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Danielle-san!
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Postby papalazeru on Tue Feb 05, 2008 9:00 am

I couldn't help it. Put this is yer caption and smoke it.

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Postby bamf on Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:39 am

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In b4 The Queen.
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Postby Crimson King on Thu Feb 07, 2008 4:52 am

DaleTremont wrote:Already posted this in some other thread, but I feel it needs to live on here...

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"Must focus! Use head for something other than target!"
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English, motherfucker! Do you speak it?!?
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Postby RogueScribner on Thu Feb 07, 2008 5:05 am

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Man who catch girl with chopstick can accomplish anything.
My eye isn't lazy; it's ambidextrous!
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Postby instant_karma on Thu Feb 07, 2008 6:53 am

papalazeru wrote:I couldn't help it. Put this is yer caption and smoke it.

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Justice League Peckham had not yet stopped a single crime.
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Postby instant_karma on Thu Feb 07, 2008 6:55 am

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FOR THE HONOUR OF GREYSKULL!!!
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Postby papalazeru on Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:17 am

bamf wrote:Image



bamf desperately tried to hide his excitement that the Pride March was coming to town next month.
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Postby The Vicar on Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:26 am

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Oddparents, fairy Oddparents.....

( timmy turnerlash? ... no? )
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Postby LaDracul on Thu Feb 07, 2008 8:47 am

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Postby Bayouwolf on Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:54 am

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Right before the parade, Bamf shows his rainbow pride.
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Postby Pacino86845 on Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:07 am

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"WHO THE FUCK YOU CALLIN' FOUR-EYES!!!???"
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Postby havocSchultz on Thu Feb 07, 2008 10:12 am

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"Who the fuck thought red and pink was a good idea...?"
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Postby RogueScribner on Thu Feb 07, 2008 9:17 pm

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Postby CeeBeeUK on Fri Feb 08, 2008 9:33 am

papalazeru wrote:I couldn't help it. Put this is yer caption and smoke it.

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Another user heads back to the shop, disappointed that his radio controlled 'Kirk' was stuck in sulk mode.
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Postby DinoDeLaurentiis on Fri Feb 08, 2008 12:25 pm

instant_karma wrote:
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Justice League Peckham had not yet stopped a single crime.


Holy crappa... this has a been a making the Dino laugh like a the giddy schoolgirl, no? Hehehehe... you glorious putz!
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Postby papalazeru on Thu Mar 27, 2008 3:38 pm

Here's one of mine...This was taken on the last day of my festival when they burnt everything.

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Papa: The musical!

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Postby Peven on Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:09 pm

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Kirk muses, "Just wait until the GHP kicks in, my dream of a 4-way is finally going to come true"
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Postby papalazeru on Thu Mar 27, 2008 6:45 pm

Don't be silly. Kirk has already had his wicked way with us and some Rohypnol. Unfortunately the only one clued up enough to realise that they've been invaded was FG.
Papa: The musical!

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Postby Bob Samonkey on Fri May 02, 2008 2:20 pm

I felt this needed to be here...

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Postby papalazeru on Fri May 02, 2008 2:34 pm

Bob Poopflingius Maximus wrote:I felt this needed to be here...

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Show me on the doll what daddy is going to do to me?
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Postby TheBaxter on Fri May 02, 2008 2:37 pm

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"awww, don't be sad. i'm sure your CGI will look a lot better in the final film."
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Postby Tyrone_Shoelaces on Fri May 02, 2008 2:52 pm

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"No offense, but Aerosmith was so much better in the 70s."
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Postby papalazeru on Fri May 02, 2008 3:01 pm

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'Normally I'd charge 150 for because it's you I'll settle for 75, no kinky stuff though.'

Alternatively you could have,

'There's nothing wrong with it. Apparently a massaged prostate turns on alot of guys. Now will you stop crying?'
Papa: The musical!

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Postby RogueScribner on Fri May 02, 2008 3:21 pm

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"Is the Hulk baby going to cry? Huh? Is the Hulk baby going to cry? 'Boo hoo! I have anger issues. I throw tantrums when I'm mad. My daddy didn't love me! Nobody can understand my pain!' Grow up!"
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Postby Nachokoolaid on Fri May 02, 2008 3:31 pm

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fap fap fap
AAAAARRRRGGGHHHHH!!!! I told you I could shoot my load across this gorge. Pay up.
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Postby papalazeru on Fri May 02, 2008 3:36 pm

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Meh! I've seen bigger.
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Postby Fried Gold on Fri May 02, 2008 3:46 pm

Bob Poopflingius Maximus wrote:I felt this needed to be here...

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Postby papalazeru on Fri May 02, 2008 4:04 pm

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Hermione turns 18 and the first thing she want's is an older man to show her the ropes.
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Postby thebabypanda on Fri May 02, 2008 4:49 pm

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"It's ok sweetie, it happens to most guys at some point. We can try again later ok?"
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Postby papalazeru on Fri May 02, 2008 5:07 pm

thebabypanda wrote:"It's ok sweetie, it happens to most guys at some point. We can try again later ok?"


Haha! I thought about putting those exact word. Actually, it looks cool
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Postby buster00 on Fri May 02, 2008 5:49 pm

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