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by **papalazeru** on Fri May 02, 2008 6:18 pm

'You really are fucking thick. The colours are supposed to be all on the same side. Rubik built that cube with a fucking purpose you twat!'

by **papalazeru** on Fri May 02, 2008 6:37 pm

'So...we turn left at the Gas Station do we? studly lot of good you are'

by **papalazeru** on Fri May 02, 2008 6:38 pm

'Hey...You're not the scarecow. Aunty Em! Aunty Em!'

by **thebabypanda** on Fri May 02, 2008 7:01 pm

"You know, when I said I'd go out with you I thought you'd at the least take me to a place like Chili's or something. And all this Drama! Sheesh!
Don't you even have a car? Why is it always JUMP here, SMASH that! Did you not pass your driver's test? Do you even still have a job? Wow big guy. And your shirt? Yeah, where is it? My mama told me to always look to see if a young man's shirt is pressed and his hair is combed, I mean your jeans don't even fit! And who wear GAP jeans anymore anyw..HULK CHOKE BETTY UNTIL SHE NO SAY BAD GAP! GAP GOOOOOOOOOD! [gasps"GAP suuuckssssssssss."]

by **Fried Gold** on Fri May 02, 2008 7:15 pm

Bob Poopflingius Maximus wrote:I felt this needed to be here...

Although pleased with their work, the visual effects team still wondered why they were told to make a CGI Liv Tyler.

by **papalazeru** on Sat May 03, 2008 4:29 am

"...and this one time, at band camp....'

by **LaDracul** on Sat May 03, 2008 8:45 am

This scene needs some 'sad, walking away music.'

by **Peven** on Sat May 03, 2008 9:14 am

"So your head is ridiculously out of proportion and small, you can still squeeze the guts out of puny humans like you are squeezing a tube of toothpaste..........so, you know, its not all bad"

by **RogueScribner** on Sat May 03, 2008 1:43 pm

"Quit staring at my oversized green nipples. I can't help it!"

by **instant_karma** on Sat May 03, 2008 6:26 pm

"Hulk not expect Betty to swallow all of it..."

by **papalazeru** on Sat May 03, 2008 7:30 pm

"...and a donkey punch is?......"

by **Peven** on Sat May 03, 2008 10:47 pm

"soooooo, I guess that whole 'big feet thing' really is just a myth"

by **WinslowLeach** on Tue May 06, 2008 6:02 pm

"Your pixels are getting blurry"

This topic is genius!! (Chief Dan George voice) Only an original Zoner could do something like this.

by **papalazeru** on Wed May 14, 2008 5:29 am

MMA Lady teases Robo about his Philadephia style haircut.

by **CeeBeeUK** on Wed May 14, 2008 5:56 am

papalazeru wrote:

Robo: Glad I ate er!
Lady: Yeah, right! I'll crush you.

sorry.

by **papalazeru** on Wed May 14, 2008 6:14 am

Unfortunately, due to illness, Ted Rogers couldn't make it with the 3.

by **Peven** on Wed May 14, 2008 6:31 am

[

BR soon finds out that instead of "Peace" she is really flashing the "TASE this assgrabber!" sign........

by **Nachokoolaid** on Wed May 14, 2008 8:44 am

Wondertwin powers... ACTIVATE. Form of... the shocker.

by **papalazeru** on Wed May 14, 2008 8:45 am

Nachokoolaid wrote:

Wondertwin powers... ACTIVATE. Form of... the shocker.

Is Robo in this picture?

Hold on, I haven't got that far, still studying the left side of the picture carefully.

by **papalazeru** on Wed May 14, 2008 8:47 am

Robo: So that goes in there....and she enjoys it right? Whats the next technique?......and the other finger goes....Oh man, she'd never do that.

by **havocSchultz** on Wed May 14, 2008 9:37 am

Robo: Please...no gang signs...

by **papalazeru** on Wed May 14, 2008 9:39 am

Anyone seen the movie with Richard Pryor in called Moving?

Recognise Robo's finger technique?

by **Hermanator X** on Wed May 14, 2008 9:40 am

"Nice Boobs"
"Well gee thanks MMA Lady!"

by **TheBaxter** on Wed May 14, 2008 9:59 am

"Rock, Scissors... hey, what the hell is THAT supposed to be?"

by **MonkeyM666** on Wed May 14, 2008 11:34 am

Here's another one for ya'll.

by **TheBaxter** on Wed May 14, 2008 11:40 am

MonkeyM666 wrote:

"KHAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN-diments!!!"

by **WinslowLeach** on Wed May 14, 2008 11:47 am

"Explosive Diarrhea...its no joke."

by **LaDracul** on Fri May 16, 2008 12:49 pm

-sings- Moon over Parma, bring my love to me tonight...

And one I've been dying to do...

This is the weirdest version of "The Four Feathers" ever...

by **TheBaxter** on Fri May 30, 2008 1:05 am

have at it!

by **Nachokoolaid** on Fri May 30, 2008 2:25 am

TheBaxter wrote:
MonkeyM666 wrote:

"KHAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN-diments!!!"

Winner!

I can't top that. I actually laughed out loud. Bravo.

by **Nachokoolaid** on Fri May 30, 2008 2:26 am

I HATE it when my schwartz gets twisted.

by **Tyrone_Shoelaces** on Fri May 30, 2008 2:42 am

"Heh heh, and then the wizard guy holds his stick up like this and says, "You shall not pass!"

"May I go sit down now, sir?"

by **Nachokoolaid** on Fri May 30, 2008 2:49 am

Nachokoolaid wrote:

I HATE it when my schwartz gets twisted.

or...

Both men wanted to be Baby in the Dirty Dancing reenactment.

by **RogueScribner** on Fri May 30, 2008 3:24 am

"Did I get it in?"

"Mission accomplished."

by **RogueScribner** on Fri May 30, 2008 3:24 am

Is that Crush? If so, awesome!

by **papalazeru** on Fri May 30, 2008 3:55 am

RogueScribner wrote:

Bush warned by Public Relations not to get too close to the Men's Brigade whilst doing the traditional Lambada wlecome dance.

by **TheBaxter** on Fri May 30, 2008 10:07 am

TheBaxter wrote:

"BUMP!"

get it? 'cos they're doing a chest-bump.... and i'm bumping the thread.

meta-joke.

by **havocSchultz** on Fri May 30, 2008 10:09 am

"I'm just gonna walk and thrust my pelvis like this...and if you happen to get in the way..."

by **Peven** on Fri May 30, 2008 10:11 am

Bush shows how they used to grind it when Skull & Bones had their weekly dance.....no girls allowed

by **havocSchultz** on Fri May 30, 2008 10:16 am

"Care Bear STARE!!!"

by **WinslowLeach** on Fri May 30, 2008 10:27 am

Bush: Yes! Suck the left one sarge!!

by **instant_karma** on Fri May 30, 2008 12:37 pm

TheBaxter wrote:

have at it!

Do you have problems with static cling?

by **buster00** on Fri May 30, 2008 4:43 pm

"Wonder Tit Powers....ACTIVATE!"

by **The Vicar** on Fri May 30, 2008 6:49 pm

I got nothing, but that picture disturbs the hell out of me.
It's not like "President" Bush hasn't been boning the hell out of the military.
The visual reminder seems redundant.

Website · by **yorrick brown** on Fri May 30, 2008 8:29 pm

LaDracul wrote:[img]...

This is the weirdest version of "The Four Feathers" ever...

Heath ledger RIP,Rest In Plastic.

by **King Of Nowhere** on Fri May 30, 2008 8:37 pm

"You're right Mr. President. From this close, you do kinda look like John McEnroe"

by **Worst Part's Almost Over** on Fri May 30, 2008 8:42 pm

President Bush prevents the publication of scientific research proving God doesn't like him.

Best I could come up with since 'CARE BEAR STAAAAAAARE!!' was already taken! Genius, sir

by **Worst Part's Almost Over** on Fri May 30, 2008 8:49 pm

Coming soon...There Will Be Blood: The Ride!!

Website · by **yorrick brown** on Fri May 30, 2008 9:17 pm

papalazeru wrote:

'

lady "are you feeling ok?.Your looking a little green."

by **slumber party69** on Sat May 31, 2008 12:14 am

RogueScribner wrote:

the bush got stuck on the sea man.

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