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Postby papalazeru on Fri May 02, 2008 6:18 pm

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'You really are fucking thick. The colours are supposed to be all on the same side. Rubik built that cube with a fucking purpose you twat!'
Papa: The musical!

Padders: "Not very classy! Not very classy at all!"
So Sorry "I'll give you a word to describe it: classless."
Cptn Kirks 2pay: ".....utterly unclassy....."
DennisMM: "...Decidedly unclassy..."
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Postby papalazeru on Fri May 02, 2008 6:37 pm

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'So...we turn left at the Gas Station do we? studly lot of good you are'
Papa: The musical!

Padders: "Not very classy! Not very classy at all!"
So Sorry "I'll give you a word to describe it: classless."
Cptn Kirks 2pay: ".....utterly unclassy....."
DennisMM: "...Decidedly unclassy..."
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Postby papalazeru on Fri May 02, 2008 6:38 pm

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'Hey...You're not the scarecow. Aunty Em! Aunty Em!'
Papa: The musical!

Padders: "Not very classy! Not very classy at all!"
So Sorry "I'll give you a word to describe it: classless."
Cptn Kirks 2pay: ".....utterly unclassy....."
DennisMM: "...Decidedly unclassy..."
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Postby thebabypanda on Fri May 02, 2008 7:01 pm

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"You know, when I said I'd go out with you I thought you'd at the least take me to a place like Chili's or something. And all this Drama! Sheesh!
Don't you even have a car? Why is it always JUMP here, SMASH that! Did you not pass your driver's test? Do you even still have a job? Wow big guy. And your shirt? Yeah, where is it? My mama told me to always look to see if a young man's shirt is pressed and his hair is combed, I mean your jeans don't even fit! And who wear GAP jeans anymore anyw..HULK CHOKE BETTY UNTIL SHE NO SAY BAD GAP! GAP GOOOOOOOOOD! [gasps"GAP suuuckssssssssss."]
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Postby Fried Gold on Fri May 02, 2008 7:15 pm

Bob Poopflingius Maximus wrote:I felt this needed to be here...

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Although pleased with their work, the visual effects team still wondered why they were told to make a CGI Liv Tyler.
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Postby papalazeru on Sat May 03, 2008 4:29 am

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"...and this one time, at band camp....'
Papa: The musical!

Padders: "Not very classy! Not very classy at all!"
So Sorry "I'll give you a word to describe it: classless."
Cptn Kirks 2pay: ".....utterly unclassy....."
DennisMM: "...Decidedly unclassy..."
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Postby LaDracul on Sat May 03, 2008 8:45 am

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This scene needs some 'sad, walking away music.'
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Postby Peven on Sat May 03, 2008 9:14 am

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"So your head is ridiculously out of proportion and small, you can still squeeze the guts out of puny humans like you are squeezing a tube of toothpaste..........so, you know, its not all bad"
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Postby RogueScribner on Sat May 03, 2008 1:43 pm

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"Quit staring at my oversized green nipples. I can't help it!"
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Postby instant_karma on Sat May 03, 2008 6:26 pm

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"Hulk not expect Betty to swallow all of it..."
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Postby papalazeru on Sat May 03, 2008 7:30 pm

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"...and a donkey punch is?......"
Papa: The musical!

Padders: "Not very classy! Not very classy at all!"
So Sorry "I'll give you a word to describe it: classless."
Cptn Kirks 2pay: ".....utterly unclassy....."
DennisMM: "...Decidedly unclassy..."
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Postby Peven on Sat May 03, 2008 10:47 pm

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"soooooo, I guess that whole 'big feet thing' really is just a myth"
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Postby WinslowLeach on Tue May 06, 2008 6:02 pm

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"Your pixels are getting blurry"

This topic is genius!! (Chief Dan George voice) Only an original Zoner could do something like this.
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Postby papalazeru on Wed May 14, 2008 5:29 am

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MMA Lady teases Robo about his Philadephia style haircut.
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Papa: The musical!

Padders: "Not very classy! Not very classy at all!"
So Sorry "I'll give you a word to describe it: classless."
Cptn Kirks 2pay: ".....utterly unclassy....."
DennisMM: "...Decidedly unclassy..."
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Postby CeeBeeUK on Wed May 14, 2008 5:56 am

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Robo: Glad I ate er!
Lady: Yeah, right! I'll crush you.


sorry. :)
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Postby papalazeru on Wed May 14, 2008 6:14 am

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Unfortunately, due to illness, Ted Rogers couldn't make it with the 3.
Papa: The musical!

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So Sorry "I'll give you a word to describe it: classless."
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Postby Peven on Wed May 14, 2008 6:31 am

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BR soon finds out that instead of "Peace" she is really flashing the "TASE this assgrabber!" sign........
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Postby Nachokoolaid on Wed May 14, 2008 8:44 am

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Wondertwin powers... ACTIVATE. Form of... the shocker.
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Postby papalazeru on Wed May 14, 2008 8:45 am

Nachokoolaid wrote:Image

Wondertwin powers... ACTIVATE. Form of... the shocker.


Is Robo in this picture?

Hold on, I haven't got that far, still studying the left side of the picture carefully.
Papa: The musical!

Padders: "Not very classy! Not very classy at all!"
So Sorry "I'll give you a word to describe it: classless."
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DennisMM: "...Decidedly unclassy..."
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Postby papalazeru on Wed May 14, 2008 8:47 am

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Robo: So that goes in there....and she enjoys it right? Whats the next technique?......and the other finger goes....Oh man, she'd never do that.
Papa: The musical!

Padders: "Not very classy! Not very classy at all!"
So Sorry "I'll give you a word to describe it: classless."
Cptn Kirks 2pay: ".....utterly unclassy....."
DennisMM: "...Decidedly unclassy..."
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Postby havocSchultz on Wed May 14, 2008 9:37 am

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Robo: Please...no gang signs...
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Postby papalazeru on Wed May 14, 2008 9:39 am

Anyone seen the movie with Richard Pryor in called Moving?

Recognise Robo's finger technique?
Papa: The musical!

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So Sorry "I'll give you a word to describe it: classless."
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Postby Hermanator X on Wed May 14, 2008 9:40 am

"Nice Boobs"
"Well gee thanks MMA Lady!"
...and so forth.
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Postby TheBaxter on Wed May 14, 2008 9:59 am

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"Rock, Scissors... hey, what the hell is THAT supposed to be?"
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Postby MonkeyM666 on Wed May 14, 2008 11:34 am

Here's another one for ya'll.

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Postby TheBaxter on Wed May 14, 2008 11:40 am

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"KHAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN-diments!!!"
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Postby WinslowLeach on Wed May 14, 2008 11:47 am

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"Explosive Diarrhea...its no joke."
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Postby LaDracul on Fri May 16, 2008 12:49 pm

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-sings- Moon over Parma, bring my love to me tonight...

And one I've been dying to do...
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This is the weirdest version of "The Four Feathers" ever...
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Postby TheBaxter on Fri May 30, 2008 1:05 am

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have at it!
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Postby Nachokoolaid on Fri May 30, 2008 2:25 am

TheBaxter wrote:
MonkeyM666 wrote:Image


"KHAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN-diments!!!"


Winner!

I can't top that. I actually laughed out loud. Bravo.
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Postby Nachokoolaid on Fri May 30, 2008 2:26 am

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I HATE it when my schwartz gets twisted.
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Postby Tyrone_Shoelaces on Fri May 30, 2008 2:42 am

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"Heh heh, and then the wizard guy holds his stick up like this and says, "You shall not pass!"

"May I go sit down now, sir?"
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Postby Nachokoolaid on Fri May 30, 2008 2:49 am

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I HATE it when my schwartz gets twisted.


or...

Both men wanted to be Baby in the Dirty Dancing reenactment.
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Postby RogueScribner on Fri May 30, 2008 3:24 am

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"Did I get it in?"

"Mission accomplished."
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Postby RogueScribner on Fri May 30, 2008 3:24 am

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Is that Crush? If so, awesome! :)
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Postby papalazeru on Fri May 30, 2008 3:55 am

RogueScribner wrote:Image


Bush warned by Public Relations not to get too close to the Men's Brigade whilst doing the traditional Lambada wlecome dance.
Papa: The musical!

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So Sorry "I'll give you a word to describe it: classless."
Cptn Kirks 2pay: ".....utterly unclassy....."
DennisMM: "...Decidedly unclassy..."
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Postby TheBaxter on Fri May 30, 2008 10:07 am

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"BUMP!"







get it? 'cos they're doing a chest-bump.... and i'm bumping the thread.


meta-joke.
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Postby havocSchultz on Fri May 30, 2008 10:09 am

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"I'm just gonna walk and thrust my pelvis like this...and if you happen to get in the way..."

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Postby Peven on Fri May 30, 2008 10:11 am

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Bush shows how they used to grind it when Skull & Bones had their weekly dance.....no girls allowed
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Postby havocSchultz on Fri May 30, 2008 10:16 am

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"Care Bear STARE!!!"

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Postby WinslowLeach on Fri May 30, 2008 10:27 am

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Bush: Yes! Suck the left one sarge!!
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Postby instant_karma on Fri May 30, 2008 12:37 pm

TheBaxter wrote:Image

have at it!


Do you have problems with static cling?
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Postby buster00 on Fri May 30, 2008 4:43 pm

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"Wonder Tit Powers....ACTIVATE!"
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Postby The Vicar on Fri May 30, 2008 6:49 pm

I got nothing, but that picture disturbs the hell out of me.
It's not like "President" Bush hasn't been boning the hell out of the military.
The visual reminder seems redundant.
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Postby yorrick brown on Fri May 30, 2008 8:29 pm

LaDracul wrote:[img]...
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This is the weirdest version of "The Four Feathers" ever...


Heath ledger RIP,Rest In Plastic.
Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?
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You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.
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Postby King Of Nowhere on Fri May 30, 2008 8:37 pm

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"You're right Mr. President. From this close, you do kinda look like John McEnroe"
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Postby Worst Part's Almost Over on Fri May 30, 2008 8:42 pm

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President Bush prevents the publication of scientific research proving God doesn't like him.

Best I could come up with since 'CARE BEAR STAAAAAAARE!!' was already taken! Genius, sir :D
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Postby Worst Part's Almost Over on Fri May 30, 2008 8:49 pm

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Coming soon...There Will Be Blood: The Ride!!
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Postby yorrick brown on Fri May 30, 2008 9:17 pm

papalazeru wrote:Image

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lady "are you feeling ok?.Your looking a little green."
Should I call you Bullet? Tooth?
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Postby slumber party69 on Sat May 31, 2008 12:14 am

RogueScribner wrote:Image




the bush got stuck on the sea man.
Got a headache?.
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