The Zone

by **slumber party69** on Sat May 31, 2008 12:17 am

papalazeru wrote:

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one of these people likes to wear spandex and calls themselves crush ,the other one is gin carano.

by **TheBaxter** on Thu Aug 14, 2008 3:48 pm

by **Peven** on Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:01 pm

"we're going to have a baby!"

by **papalazeru** on Thu Aug 14, 2008 4:26 pm

Peven wrote:

Sexual discimination claim over winners of the 100 metre phoetal relay dash.

by **havocSchultz** on Thu Aug 14, 2008 11:21 pm

TheBaxter wrote:

"Wait! If I look close enough, I can see Venom..."

by **buster00** on Fri Aug 15, 2008 2:14 am

Beach Blanket Bingo: The Next Generation went on to become the most expensive box office flop in Hollywood history.

by **magicmonkey** on Fri Aug 15, 2008 3:14 am

Saddam's use of Ectasy and viagra as chemical weapons pacified the "desert stormers".

Edit: and brought a whole new meaning to charges of "friendly fire".

by **BuckyO'harre** on Fri Aug 15, 2008 3:34 am

"Sand in your eye?
Well hold still and I'll lick it out."

by **buster00** on Sat Aug 16, 2008 2:17 am

by **magicmonkey** on Sat Aug 16, 2008 2:25 am

buster00 wrote:

Kid finally has a shit in Walmart trolley after 8 years of constipation.

by **BuckyO'harre** on Sat Aug 16, 2008 2:49 am

Rations secured.
Those commie bastards aren't gonna get me with their Sputnik.

by **Peven** on Sat Aug 16, 2008 10:28 am

WalMart now has baby on sale for $2.99/lb, toddler for $3.99/lb

by **BuckyO'harre** on Sat Aug 16, 2008 9:15 pm

Hi kids. Your favorite martian speaking.
How would you like to have this neato space man helmet?
Tell your parents it can be yours absolutely free!
Just collect 75 proofs of purchase from any Heinz product.

by **Tyrone_Shoelaces** on Sun Aug 17, 2008 4:59 am

"I'm helping!"

by **SilentBobX** on Sun Aug 17, 2008 6:15 am

buster00 wrote:

Boy: Can't...........breathe.......passing out.....

Photographer: Hold still for just five more minutes for fuck's sake, kid

by **RogueScribner** on Sun Aug 17, 2008 12:16 pm

"One small step for man . . . one giant receipt for mankind."

by **Peven** on Sun Aug 17, 2008 12:49 pm

"It smells like dead fish in here mom!"

by **havocSchultz** on Sun Aug 17, 2008 1:11 pm

Peven wrote:

"It smells like dead fish in here mom!"

I'm sure the kid has said that many times to his mother...

by **instant_karma** on Sun Aug 17, 2008 1:48 pm

NASA's maiden mission was less ambitious than people think.

by **TheBaxter** on Mon Aug 18, 2008 4:00 pm

"We must drink. This is tranya. I hope you relish it as much as I."

by **King Of Nowhere** on Tue Aug 19, 2008 2:43 am

A look at what Michael Jackson's been buying this week.

by **RogueScribner** on Tue Aug 19, 2008 2:59 am

TheBaxter wrote:

"We must drink. This is tranya. I hope you relish it as much as I."

I am such a geek for knowing that quote.

by **Peven** on Fri Aug 22, 2008 3:37 pm

"I found Lugz!!!"

by **havocSchultz** on Fri Aug 22, 2008 3:42 pm

"DO YOU SMELL, WHAT THE ROCK, IS COOKING?!?!?!"

by **instant_karma** on Fri Aug 22, 2008 4:08 pm

The dangers of speed reading the Kama Sutra

by **Peven** on Fri Aug 22, 2008 4:42 pm

"Maybe I don't want to be a Mod after all!"

by **TheBaxter** on Fri Aug 22, 2008 4:46 pm

"i'll help you find them this time, but the next time you lose your car keys, you're on your own."

by **Hermanator X** on Mon Oct 06, 2008 8:23 am

TheBaxter wrote:

"i'll help you find them this time, but the next time you lose your car keys, you're on your own."

Palin The Govermater: "We have conclusive proof that Senator Obama is an Arachnid, and will stop at nothing to usher in his Klandathu overlords to his cabinet"

by **Hermanator X** on Mon Oct 06, 2008 8:24 am

Salma Hayek and Karl Lagerfeld. Go on people, come up with some captions to make it look otherwise than just me posting up a risque picture.

by **papalazeru** on Mon Oct 06, 2008 11:33 am

[Sings] You saw the whole in the moon[/sings]

by **darkjedijaina** on Tue Nov 04, 2008 10:38 pm

by **Bob Samonkey** on Tue Nov 04, 2008 11:06 pm

darkjedijaina wrote:

DJJ is displeased that Bayou has moved from his place on the floor where she expects him to stay...

by **RogueScribner** on Tue Nov 04, 2008 11:55 pm

DJJ is shocked to discover what they say about men with small heads is true. :twisted:

JK, Bayou! You know I love ya, man! Heh heh.

by **BuckyO'harre** on Wed Nov 05, 2008 12:29 am

Owww... you're bending it

by **Seppuku** on Wed Nov 05, 2008 1:26 am

darkjedijaina wrote:

"I'm the lover of the Bayou!"

by **The Vicar** on Wed Nov 05, 2008 2:25 pm

darkjedijaina wrote:

Well, I heard that Ewe Boll was remaking The Thing with Two Heads,
but damn...

by **Lord Voldemoo** on Mon Feb 02, 2009 4:26 pm

"I hope they remembered to grease the stage a little so I can get a nice...too much...TOO MUCH...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by **TheBaxter** on Mon Feb 02, 2009 4:54 pm

"Viewers in Tuscon were dismayed when a 10-second long pornographic clip was inserted into the Super Bowl broadcast... and here is what they saw!"

or

"eager to avoid the kind of controversy they experienced during janet jackson's 'wardrobe malfunction', super bowl halftime show producers were dismayed when Bruce Springsteen experienced a 'sliding crotch' malfunction."

or

"Congratulations America! You just got face-fucked by the BOSS!"

by **instant_karma** on Mon Feb 02, 2009 6:20 pm

Unfortunately, one NBC cameraman did not get the memo advising them not to have any strong magnetic sources, that might interfere with Bruce's 'Prince Albert'

by **Nachokoolaid** on Mon Feb 02, 2009 8:31 pm

TEABAGGED!!!

by **Peven** on Mon Feb 02, 2009 10:39 pm

Nachokoolaid wrote:

what Mrs Springsteen has to deal with every night when Bruce comes to bed

by **BuckyO'harre** on Tue Feb 03, 2009 3:08 am

Looks like it's sloppy seconds for Avatar...

Did everyone mutually agree that joke was too easy, and just forget to send me the memo or something? :oops:

by **buster00** on Wed Feb 18, 2009 7:33 pm

by **papalazeru** on Wed Feb 18, 2009 8:42 pm

buster00 wrote:

New age 3 Stooges Story fails when Production Company hires BeeGee's to play King H@rry, Curly and.....oh!

by **so sorry** on Wed Feb 18, 2009 9:57 pm

buster00 wrote:

"Apipoulaï, ilo caupo man Hila’y’am Deo Tokemata. Sän ligunaï’dalat on din ekbat oum Luc Besson ilo Milla Jovovich ilo tenon brakt manna"

by **papalazeru** on Thu Feb 19, 2009 4:11 am

buster00 wrote:

"....and lastly, because of 'outside pressure', the US has refused to arm us, so we came up with a back up to invade Palestine."

by **Ribbons** on Tue Jul 21, 2009 2:28 am

by **papalazeru** on Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:55 am

Ribbons wrote:

Obama soldiers through Pedobear seminar.

by **CeeBeeUK** on Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:26 am

papalazeru wrote:
Ribbons wrote:

Obama soldiers through Pedobear seminar.

That's Doctor Pedobear to you!

by **TheBaxter** on Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:49 am

Ribbons wrote:

"hmmm... i wonder where sasha and malia could have gone?"