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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 3:36 pm
by RogueScribner
Ribbons wrote:Image


Now that I'm grown up Dr. Pedo Bear doesn't want shit to do with me anymore . . . :P :( :P

Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 4:01 pm
by so sorry
Ribbons wrote:Image



What the fuck am I doing here at a WinniePoohCon?

Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:17 pm
by papalazeru
Ribbons wrote:Image



Obama didn't appreciate that he was obliged to attend the 'Young Monocle Wearers Appreciation Society'

Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 5:24 pm
by CeeBeeUK
Ribbons wrote:Image



"Damn! How the hell did they register my image so quickly?", he pondered.

Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:23 pm
by SilentBobX
Ribbons wrote:Image


Damn, the service SUCKS here at Fried Panda Testicle

Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 11:25 am
by Wolfpack
Ribbons wrote:Image


"I'm missing Entourage for a teddy bear doctor convention?"

Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:17 am
by Wolfpack
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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 11:39 am
by RogueScribner
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I'm Aryan Woman, defender of the Nordic, attacker of the rest; my Hate, No Debate power has a +12 attack and +6 damage rating! FEAR ME!!!

Uh, who are these guys behind me? They wouldn't hit a woman, would they? :oops:

Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 12:07 pm
by TheBaxter
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"hmmm... those guys don't LOOK joo-ish... but then, neither did sammy davis jr."

Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 12:08 pm
by TheBaxter
Wolfpack wrote:Image


"dammit, which aisle do they keep the Zyklon B in again? i can never find anything in this damn store!"

Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Fri Sep 11, 2009 2:09 pm
by RogueScribner
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"Hi, my name is Matilde Moisant. I was flying an aeroplane over the Atlantic Ocean in 1912 and got caught up in a terrible storm. Now I find myself in this strange time. Why is everyone looking at me like that? I'm sorry, what? My clothes? Oh, this is just a good luck charm many aviators from my time wore to keep us safe. It's affiliated with who? And they did what? When did this happen? Oh dear."

Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 10:08 am
by Peven
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Are you tweeting at ME?!?!?!!? i don't see any other bird around so you must be tweeting at me!!!!!

Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 12:28 pm
by papalazeru
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"....and this is the last known picture of Martha we have. So, if anyone knows her whereabouts please get in touch with us as soon as possible."

Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:52 am
by Bayouwolf
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Extended sizes were only 2 dollars more?
awwwww hell...I'm going back tonight and give that cashier what for...

Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:27 pm
by SilentBobX
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Ok, I've got the derringer, bullets, and what else was it he wanted? Cyanide? Hmmm, never a fucking clerk around when you need one. Bastards.

Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 9:22 am
by TheBaxter
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"will somebody PLEASE make this crazy white lady put me down?"

Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:31 pm
by so sorry
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Blind Side 2: Baby Boogaloo

Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 2:00 pm
by papalazeru
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Baby: Giggity! Hooowraaaaight!

Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Thu Apr 29, 2010 2:50 pm
by TheBaxter
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"omg i think she's gonna eat me"

Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 9:27 pm
by darkjedijaina
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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 9:42 pm
by Peven
darkjedijaina wrote:Image


"I always say, you kill it you eat it"

Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Sat Sep 18, 2010 10:00 pm
by King Of Nowhere
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"John Holmes
1944-1988"

Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 2:34 pm
by Ribbons
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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 3:16 pm
by so sorry
Ribbons wrote:Image


The baseball players
strange red chin hair
have to laugh out loud

Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 3:41 pm
by TheBaxter
Ribbons wrote:Image


The exhibition baseball game between the KC Royals and the Romulan Empire got off to a rough start when Romulan Commander Tomalak took offense at the Royals trash talking of their Praetor and disintegrated the team's manager with a phaser rifle.

Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 6:20 pm
by papalazeru
Ribbons wrote:Image


Tonight we have a special line up for you here folks, lets give it up for the Nippon Kabuki team!!!!!

Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 1:27 pm
by TheBaxter
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Republican presidential candidate Rick Perry enjoys a studly, juicy weiner.

Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 1:08 pm
by Ribbons
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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 1:18 pm
by so sorry
Ribbons wrote:Image



KA-BLOOOEY!!!!!!!!!

Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Tue Feb 07, 2012 3:09 pm
by TheBaxter
Ribbons wrote:Image


"yeah, yeah... i'm the moron who brought a shield to a laser fight..."

Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Sat Feb 18, 2012 11:59 pm
by SilentBobX
Ribbons wrote:Image


Missed me!!




Mahalo

Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 7:44 pm
by papalazeru
Ok, here's a new one for you...and it's a doozy.

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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 10:02 pm
by SilentBobX
papalazeru wrote:Ok, here's a new one for you...and it's a doozy.

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Brad: "Here's to swimmin with bow legged women"




Mahalo

Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 11:41 pm
by The Vicar
What's the big deal about that pale, ropey leg anyway ? Not sexy. Not sexy at all.

Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 2:54 am
by Nachokoolaid
Nope. I thought she looked sort of sickly, but everyone was too stuck up her ass to say anything.

Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 10:17 am
by TheBaxter
papalazeru wrote:Ok, here's a new one for you...and it's a doozy.

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"if everyone stares at my legs, they won't notice how anorexically thin my arms are"

Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Sun Dec 30, 2012 10:29 pm
by Wolfpack
papalazeru wrote:Ok, here's a new one for you...and it's a doozy.

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Brad's male enhancement pills apparently are doing their job.

Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 10:48 am
by TheBaxter
papalazeru wrote:Ok, here's a new one for you...and it's a doozy.

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"i KNEW i shouldn't have ridden a horse to the oscars..."

Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Mon Dec 31, 2012 4:43 pm
by Hermanator X
papalazeru wrote:Ok, here's a new one for you...and it's a doozy.

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Oppan Gangnam Style

Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 10:09 am
by TheBaxter
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"The Smith family attends the world premiere of Will and Jaden's new film, After Earth"

Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Mon Aug 26, 2013 10:46 am
by so sorry
TheBaxter wrote:Image


The Smith Family reacts to the news that their agent signed them on to the latest M Night Shalmalamn flick.

Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Sat Jan 24, 2015 10:17 pm
by Ribbons
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Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Sun Jan 25, 2015 2:09 am
by Peven
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Canadian wet dream

Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Sun Jan 25, 2015 12:41 pm
by so sorry
Ribbons wrote:Image



Shoot for the five hole!

Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Sun Jan 25, 2015 4:18 pm
by Ribbons
I'm trying to think of a "stick up your ass" joke that's not wildly inappropriate. No luck so far...

Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Sun Jan 25, 2015 11:09 pm
by Wolfpack
Canadian Iron Throne?

Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Mon Jan 26, 2015 1:06 pm
by TheBaxter
Ribbons wrote:Image


she's not the only one guilty of "high sticking"

Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 9:59 am
by TheBaxter
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"a little closer... a little closer... NOW! Grab her by the pussy!"

Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 12:35 pm
by Ribbons
Before I even clicked into this thread I knew that was going to be your picture :lol:

Re: Colonel's Caption Contest

PostPosted: Mon Oct 10, 2016 1:59 pm
by so sorry
TheBaxter wrote:Image



Turn around girl.... TURN AROUND HE RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!!!!


/horror movie theater reaction/