by Keepcoolbutcare on Sat Feb 04, 2006 5:41 am
so let me get this straight...
a fair skinned cracker, from an ultra rich and powerful family that's been genetically engineered for centuries on his pop's side who married a former RELIGIOUS FANATICAL, gets thrown out of his posh pad, finds a bunch of sand crakcers, teaches 'em some new tech while submersing himself in their FANATICAL belief system, becomes a MESSIAH, and thru blatant TERRORIST actions, takes hostage of THE MOST IMPORTANT NATURAL RESOURCE in the universe to lead the members of his FANATICAL religion to ETERNAL GLORY?
i love that Smithee cut...SO BAD, yet SO GOOD.
Thanks a bunch Locke, it was killin' me that I couldn't put a face to that terrible narrating. Yes, let's get a quintesential NY voice to narrate our metaphysical space-opera, yeah, that works!
It's like the Dino thought we were all a bunch of putzes who couldn't possibly keep up with the byzantine family trees, convoluted plot and decided to REPEAT ALL THE BLOODY INFORMATION! Yes, we get it, stop beating me over the head with it, please, oh no, again and again and again...
and why does everyone whisper when they do their internal monologue? I KNOW YOU'RE MONOLOGUING 'CUZ YOU'RE LIPS AREN'T MOVING!
But Paul's mom's is the hottest milf EVER, Thufir has the greatest eyebrows known to man (seriously, I get those freaky stick-outy eyebrows that seemingly sprout overnight and would SO rock those bushy mothers), it's great to see the dearly departed Richard Jordan and good 'ol Eraserhead himself Jack Nance, I still well up when Paul reunites with Picard/Xavier, the "weilding" (sp?) way is still badass, McMillan PWNS, I love the vaginal/cock references...but man this film has it's flaws.
An epic disaster that's unintentionally hilarious, doggedly portentous and yet STILL a hell of a film...incredible.
Personally, I'm an atheist in the voting booth and a theist in the movie theatre. I separate the morality of religion with the spirituality and solace of it. There is something boring about atheism.