Bouncy Bouncy! Baywatch: The Movie

[havocSchultz]

okay - Carolian - this one's just for you... the title explains most - but if you wish - check the main site here for all the JUICY info...


i'm sure it'll be HUGE in germany...

[TonyWilson]

okay - Carolian - this one's just for you... the title explains most - but if you wish - check the main site here for all the JUICY info...


i'm sure it'll be HUGE in germany...

I'm sure it will be HUGE in my pants.






















Sorry

[havocSchultz]

okay - Carolian - this one's just for you... the title explains most - but if you wish - check the main site here for all the JUICY info...


i'm sure it'll be HUGE in germany...

I'm sure it will be HUGE in my pants.

oh come on - like anything is HUGE in your pants...

[Doc Holliday]

okay - Carolian - this one's just for you... the title explains most - but if you wish - check the main site here for all the JUICY info...


i'm sure it'll be HUGE in germany...

I'm sure it will be HUGE in my pants.



Sorry

But only in your pants huh? Are they tiny pants or something? POPCORN!

[Carolian]

You're a true gentleman, Havoc.

David thanks you.

[havocSchultz]

You're a true gentleman, Havoc.

David thanks you.

AHHHH!!! hasselhoffilash...

[Cottonwood]

His dump in his pants when he's drunk is huge, I'm sure.

What the hell is Roth doing producing this nonsense? I mean, not that he's a snob or sumptin', but this is weird. Weird, I say. Who's directing, Del Toro?

[John-Locke]

What the hell is Roth doing producing this nonsense?

I assumedby Roth you meant Tom Roth (ETA: Rothman) from Fox, Eli??????

WTF???

I suspect this film (if it ever gets made which I doubt) will have it's tongue pushed squarely in it's cheek or knowing Roth between two butt cheeks.

I also wouldn't be suprised if this didn't make it into theatres and ended up straight to DVD like all those shitfests QT "Executive Produced" back in the 90's.

Is this the final sign of the impending Apocalypse? Maybe.

[Cottonwood]

damn straight

[TheButcher]

From EMPIRE: Jeremy Garelick To Direct Baywatch Film

[Spandau Belly]

I want them to do it dead serious and full of angst like the Miami Vice movie.

That's what I want, angsty lifeguards brooding intensely.

Oh, and Keeley Hazell in a lead role.

[TheButcher]

Ivan Reitman Talks ‘Ghostbusters III,’ ‘Baywatch’ Movie and ‘Private Parts’ Sequel

[TheButcher]

Paramount Moves Forward With 'Baywatch' Movie (Exclusive)
Dwayne Johnson is set to star, and Sean Anders and John Morris ('Horrible Bosses 2') are attached to direct

[TheButcher]

Alexandra Daddario cast in the Baywatch movie

anyone who remembers her from season 1 of True Detective (her most memorable scene was... most memorable) will know that she should have no problems filling out that red swimsuit.

Interest rising....


...no wait, that was just my pants rising. I'll stick to googling her and that scene, and give Baywatch a pass.

[Ribbons]

So like, I guess this movie is actually happening?

[Maui]

So like, I guess this movie is actually happening?

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

[Spandau Belly]

C'mon man, BAYWATCH and the film OVER THE TOP are what taught me what everyday life is like in the USA.

It would be hilarious if they landed some random prestige actor for this. Hopefully they'll cast Daniel Day Lewis as Michael Newman and he'll spend the next ten years working as a lifeguard to prepare for the role and then win an Oscar for it.

[TheBaxter]

if anyone other than Michael Bay is directing this film, then someone better get fired.

[TheButcher]

Deadline:
Disney Mulling Live-Action Version Of ‘The Little Mermaid’
EXCLUSIVE: Execs at Disney are in the early stages of reviving Hans Christian Anderson’s The Little Mermaid as a live-action feature.

Alexandra Daddario or GTFO.

Baywatch!

[TheBaxter]

Deadline:
Disney Mulling Live-Action Version Of ‘The Little Mermaid’
EXCLUSIVE: Execs at Disney are in the early stages of reviving Hans Christian Anderson’s The Little Mermaid as a live-action feature.

Alexandra Daddario or GTFO.

Baywatch!

now THAT'S an all-female cast i can get behind!

not really. i'll be as likely to watch this movie as i am to watch neu-ghostbusters. unless this movie turns out to be a hard-R with lots of sex and nudity... in which case i'll try to catch it some night at 2am on skinemax.

[minstrel]

The swimsuits aren't cut high enough. Not sexy! If you're gonna reboot a series, make it sexier than the original!

[TheButcher]

[TheBaxter]

i'm glad to see hollywood has finally moved past the days when gorgeous women were used merely as attractive props in films while all the action and lines were given to the men in the cast.

[Cpt Kirks 2pay]

Men what men?


See, women are doing objectively fine as they are. Stop trying to change it you boring bastard or soon they'll be wearing woolly jumpers just to cover themselves up to appease the oh so ethically liberal fuckingfeminists.

[TheBaxter]

Men what men?


See, women are doing objectively fine as they are. Stop trying to change it you boring bastard or soon they'll be wearing woolly jumpers just to cover themselves up to appease the oh so ethically liberal fuckingfeminists.

Kirks jealous because they wouldn't hire him to play a beach bunny running around in a bikini in the background.

[Wolfpack]

I never thought it would come down to a Baywatch movie featuring scantily clad women.

[TheButcher]

AICN May 24, 2017:
Capone says BAYWATCH is beyond saving as either a comedy or an action movie!!!

/film Tuesday, May 23rd, 2017:
Baywatch’ Review Round-Up: The Action Comedy Can’t Save Itself From Drowning

[TheBaxter]

wait, are you saying that Baywatch is *gasp* a BAD MOVIE?!?!?!?

shocker.



also, i didn't realize that 21 Jump Street is now the gold standard of TV remake comedies.

[Ribbons]

also, i didn't realize that 21 Jump Street is now the gold standard of TV remake comedies.

Well, when you think about TV-remake comedies, it's probably a pretty low bar to clear

[Wolfpack]

I hope it features the Rock doing exaggerated double-takes.

[Ribbons]

My review of Baywatch:

[Peven]

so you really liked it

[Ribbons]

In a word, no. I'm not proud to admit that I watched this movie mostly for the slo-mo cheesecake shots, but I walked in with pretty low expectations and it still failed to meet them. If you didn't like the 21 Jump Street movies stay away from Baywatch, because this is basically a really, really bad version of 21 Jump Street.

[Peven]

wasn't really on my radar. I have only seen the first Jump Street movie, it was an ok dumb comedy. After seeing the corpse humor in the trailer for this one I could tell it was not worth the watch.