The Zone

by **colonel_lugz** on Thu Mar 16, 2006 10:09 pm

On bequest of a Mr Locke I have created the following thread for people to chime up about shit thats on TV that you want others to know about, or just disscuss.

So here we go....

Quizmania!!.......run with it Kirk!

by **Keepcoolbutcare** on Thu Mar 16, 2006 10:11 pm

NCAA Tourney.

Great rally by GW, but did they shoot their load just gettin' back into it?

(see Lyra, I DO watch the tele...now...in Virginia...'cuz there's nuthin' else to do!)

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Thu Mar 16, 2006 10:14 pm

colonel_lugz wrote:On bequest of a Mr Locke I have created the following thread for people to chime up about shit thats on TV that you want others to know about, or just disscuss.

So here we go....

Quizmania!!.......run with it Kirk!

Sorry, currently running up a massive phone bill, just so I can get to

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DEBBIE KING!!!!!

by **lyra belacqua** on Thu Mar 16, 2006 10:16 pm

Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:Sorry, currently running up a massive phone bill, just so I can get to

DEBBIE KING!!!!!

Why is Kirk always posting pictures of random women?

by **colonel_lugz** on Thu Mar 16, 2006 10:17 pm

Oh if only you guys new the power of Quizmania

by **John-Locke** on Thu Mar 16, 2006 10:18 pm

lyra belacqua wrote:Why is Kirk always posting pictures of random women?

Because he's very very lonely and horny, either that or he's trying to convince us (himself) of his sexuality

Too far?

by **magicmonkey** on Thu Mar 16, 2006 10:21 pm

Debbie looks like Gromit when he's thinking of cheese guys. Just look at the picture. All she needs is the arms in the air. First Shania Twain, now THIS?!!?

EDIT: Damn, I mean Wallace...

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Thu Mar 16, 2006 10:26 pm

magicmonkey wrote:Debbie looks like Gromit when he's thinking of cheese guys. Just look at the picture. All she needs is the arms in the air. First Shania Twain, now THIS?!!?

LEAVE HER ALOOOOOOOONNNNNE!!!!!!!!!!!!

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Thu Mar 16, 2006 10:31 pm

This is the bit where viewer's of the s how do a 89% drop.

by **tfactor** on Thu Mar 16, 2006 10:32 pm

my dvr isn't working tonight, so I had to watch the shows in real time with every commercial and no fastforward option. I'm ready to kill my cable provider and I'm drunk

alright gotta go
peace all

by **colonel_lugz** on Thu Mar 16, 2006 11:36 pm

Documentaries & Arts:
Kick Ass Miracles

Sat 18 Mar at 00:55 on BBC Three
Sun 19 Mar at 00:10 on BBC Three
Sun 19 Mar at 03:35 on BBC Three

In a new six-part series, Martial Arts expert Chris Crudelli travels the Far East discovering the beliefs that underpin the abilities of people who perform incredible feats.

His journey takes him to extraordinary locations; from the deepest jungles of the Philippines to the foothills of the Himalayas, from remote temples in China to down-town Seoul.

From the deserts of Rajasthan to fishing villages in Thailand he witnesses bloody and mind-boggling ceremonies, learns new martial arts, seeks explanations for the skills of the Masters and Gurus he encounters, and sees feats that defy science and reason.

I saw the first one of these the other night and it turned out to be really good. Im a big fan of Cris Crudellis previous series; Mind Body And Kick Ass Moves, which was all about martial arts all over the world. In fact I just ordered the DVD of it

Has anyone in the US seen or heard any of these shows?, well worth getting hold of.

by **Kilgore** on Thu Mar 16, 2006 11:44 pm

Tonight I watched a recording of the debut of 'The Loop' and it's some hilarious shit...it's on Fox, so they are liberal with the language, and in this case, it's all for the better. Who'dve thunk I'd vote 'Yes' on a show that features Mimi Rogers and the guy that played Jim Carrey's part in 'Dumb and Dumberer', but there it is...

Gotta go, trying to catch up on the last two weeks of 'Homicide' reruns...

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Fri Mar 17, 2006 5:53 pm

Holy shit! The guy who was David Brent's rival boss who sacked him in The Office is playing a bad guy pimp and girl killer in A Touch OF Frost on ITV now!!! I can't take him seriously.

Yeah, I'm watching A Touch Of Frost on a Friday Night. Wanna make something of it???

by **Lord Voldemoo** on Fri Mar 17, 2006 6:31 pm

NCAA Tournament basketball.

I'M OVERDOSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by **Leckomaniac** on Fri Mar 17, 2006 6:33 pm

Yeah I am right there with you Voldemoo...I have a real competitive urge to win the FEAR THE ZONE!

by **Lord Voldemoo** on Fri Mar 17, 2006 6:35 pm

Leckomaniac wrote:Yeah I am right there with you Voldemoo...I have a real competitive urge to win the FEAR THE ZONE!

I'm in front right now by an udder. Don't worry, I'll collapse in the next round. The round of 32 always crushes me.

by **Leckomaniac** on Fri Mar 17, 2006 6:48 pm

Today isn't looking good for me...

I am really glad that our brackets look so different...it makes it a lot more fun.

by **colonel_lugz** on Sun Mar 19, 2006 4:57 am

Eastenders Omnibus on today at 3.00 pm.......First one to spot Kirk and post it here detailing the exact scene wins untold goodies

by **tstreet** on Sun Mar 19, 2006 5:35 am

I have like twenty music video channels on my Digital cable. I ahve not watched videos in forever. I have literally been watching for two plus hours now, they all look the same. No creativity.

T

by **RaulMonkey** on Sun Mar 19, 2006 5:40 am

Jesus Christ, it seems like EVERY channel has some form of soft-to-medium core pornography on in the middle of the night. ACCESS: an infomercial for "Diamond's Gentlemen's Club" in Edmonton. CBC NEWSWORLD: a Passionate Eye report on Virtual pornography that shows the titties... What's next? The chick on Sportscentre's gonna demonstrate a groin pull?

by **RaulMonkey** on Sun Mar 19, 2006 5:44 am

Aww, CBC just signed off and played the national anthem montage. *sniff* That shit gets me every time.

by **tstreet** on Sun Mar 19, 2006 5:49 am

RaulMonkey wrote:Jesus Christ, it seems like EVERY channel has some form of soft-to-medium core pornography on in the middle of the night. ACCESS: an infomercial for "Diamond's Gentlemen's Club" in Edmonton. CBC NEWSWORLD: a Passionate Eye report on Virtual pornography that shows the titties... What's next? The chick on Sportscentre's gonna demonstrate a groin pull?

Even the infomercials are nothing but softcore now.

by **RaulMonkey** on Sun Mar 19, 2006 5:52 am

tstreet wrote:
RaulMonkey wrote:Jesus Christ, it seems like EVERY channel has some form of soft-to-medium core pornography on in the middle of the night. ACCESS: an infomercial for "Diamond's Gentlemen's Club" in Edmonton. CBC NEWSWORLD: a Passionate Eye report on Virtual pornography that shows the titties... What's next? The chick on Sportscentre's gonna demonstrate a groin pull?

Even the infomercials are nothing but softcore now.

Absolutely. They're all for peeler clubs or sex lines. Ron Popeil must be rolling over in his grave. Rest in peace, good buddy.

by **RaulMonkey** on Sun Mar 19, 2006 5:54 am

Kellie says: "My friends call me a dreamer. I want a prince who will sweep me off my feet. Can you make my wishes come true?" *Shot of Kellie playing water polo* *Massive close-up of her bikini-covered crotch*

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Fri Mar 31, 2006 9:50 pm

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She's gone!!!!! They killed her man, they likked her!! I can't get over it!! I'm so shocked, devastated. I want to kill myself!!! She's gone. They killed her. They took her away from me. I never even got to talk to her, tell her how I felt. All it took was a simple telephone call. I couldn't even do that, not even to say Goodbye!!

I can't get over it. I don't think I ever will!!

by **colonel_lugz** on Sat Apr 01, 2006 4:55 pm

Goldeneye is on ITV 2.......then Quizmania!!

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Sat Apr 01, 2006 5:03 pm

What? What?? You mean Debbis King is aliiiiiive!!!!!!!!!!!??????????

OH MY GOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't have ITV2 though.

by **Flumm** on Tue Apr 04, 2006 4:03 pm

I really hope Ross discoveres some some testicles (prefferbly his own), at some point and asks the man some interesting questions. I think he's capable of it at times, especially on the radio show, it's just he usually gives in and turns into a complete sychophant by the end of the interview. Should be worth watching anyway. As long as there isn't too much filler, this will be the first time I've seen Ford give an extended interview.

by **colonel_lugz** on Tue Apr 04, 2006 4:03 pm

UK Zoners

Jonathon Ross' new series 'Hollywood Greats' starts tonigh with an episode on Harrison Ford. Watch the misserable old bastard renounce Star Wars and muble his way through another interview.

Only Jonathan Ross would turn up to interview Harrison Ford wearing a matching black shirt and tie, adorned with electric pink and blue stripes. What was he thinking of? He looks like a children's entertainer from 1982. Heroically, Ford rises above this assault on his senses and manages to give an interesting and, for him, almost cheerful interview to kick off this new series on acting legends. Tommy Lee Jones points out, Ford is "probably the best physical actor working today", and clips from Indiana Jones films illustrate the point. There are plenty of other clips to enjoy and a few lopsided grins. It's a treat that even Ross's outfit can't spoil.

by **AtomicHyperbole** on Tue Apr 04, 2006 4:24 pm

What time, what channel?

by **colonel_lugz** on Tue Apr 04, 2006 4:35 pm

Shit, sorry dude....school boy error there

Its on BBC 1 at 10.35 - 11.15pm

by **papalazeru** on Tue Apr 04, 2006 4:38 pm

Now is that Harrison or is it CaptnKirks2pay?

not sure I'll be able to tell the difference.

:lol:

At the moment, I really intoa couple of things.

South Park series 10 (thank you Mrtwig)
Battestar Galactica S2 (just finished)
Smallville S5 (yeah I know but you have to have at least one)
desperately waiting for Doctor who to start again too.
oh yes, and I cant forget Veronica Mars S2, series one was awesome.
English Tele? I hear you cry. well....
One quite enjoys 'Kick arse Miracles', The It Crowd.
Unfortunately I dont have that much time to spend watching tele but I would like to see a british documentary along the same lines as "Orwell Rolls in his grave".

The ironical thing is, Im sitting here at work with 50 monitors in front of me and NONE of them have anything worth watching, a couple of bad stations and some shopping channels.

hmmmm...why do I have a hankering to buy some spoons....or a coffee cup with my face engraved on it?

Hail Xenu

by **AtomicHyperbole** on Tue Apr 04, 2006 4:39 pm

Cheers, Col.

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Tue Apr 04, 2006 4:49 pm

Welluuuuhhhhhh......... Coloneolololuuhhhh mmmmmm...........

Thaaanxx.

Iiiihhh'llll eeeeeeerrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhh, have to check it ouht eeerhhh.

Coountaaahhhh....... how mahny times eeeeerrr, Harrisonnmnmn scratches hiis errhh.... face.... only to maake... eerrhh, massive........ hand gestures eeerrhhh..... afteeerrhhwaarrrhhhdd.

by **DinoDeLaurentiis** on Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:01 pm

For a the Dino, it's alla 'bout a the American Idol, the Lost, anna the Survivor...

I donna have a much a time for anything else a these days onna the TV... I'm a trying to finish alla my movies before I go anna kick a the bucket, eh?

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Tue Apr 04, 2006 5:58 pm

God, this Harrison Ford interview is such a repeat!

I've heard all thse Questions and Answers time and time again, before!!!!!!!

by **TheBaxter** on Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:05 pm

same here with the American Idol and Lost... thank god for TiVo.

and Battlestar Galactica.

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:17 pm

Well that HF interview has told me everything that I haven't heard before from all other stuff I've seen before about him

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NOT!

(I hate saying 'NOT'.)

by **colonel_lugz** on Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:14 pm

well i only missed the bugger, i got caught up watching No Angels, my girlfriend loves it and now ive been dragged into it..........same bloody thing has happened with Hollyoaks and Shipwrecked, damn her womanly ways!!!

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:17 pm

WOnder if Charles S Dutton's tears in Deadlocked were real or just overuse with a tearstick?

Working in film's has blown so many 'illusions' onscreen to the point where I just don't believe a lot of the stuff I see is real anymore.

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:20 pm

colonel_lugz wrote:well i only missed the bugger, i got caught up watching No Angels, my girlfriend loves it and now ive been dragged into it..........same bloody thing has happened with Hollyoaks and Shipwrecked, damn her womanly ways!!!

I hate shit like these kinda programmes. Blonde sophisticates with ugly personalities that never give me a second look or let me say one word to them when I'm out.

I HATE THEM!!!!!!!!!

Damn, WHERE is that angry Anakin picture?

by **colonel_lugz** on Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:27 pm

WHAT!?!?! Stuff that happens on the funny moving pictures aint real?!?! Surely not?!?!

Oh and I spent nearly an hour trying to find that Anikin pic the other day, it just doesnt exsist..........do a screen grab.

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:30 pm

colonel_lugz wrote:WHAT!?!?! Stuff that happens on the funny moving pictures aint real?!?! Surely not?!?!

Oh and I spent nearly an hour trying to find that Anikin pic the other day, it just doesnt exsist..........do a screen grab.

I just hate that those kinda birds are snobby in real life (they're snobby on TV too) to me. Oh, but for some reason shag my mate who ain't necessarily better looking than me anyway. Oh, but now I don't know that now - do I!!!!????

I got up to Google Image search about page 30 before I gave up looking for Anakin. Though I'm sure I found it before.

by **colonel_lugz** on Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:33 pm

Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:
colonel_lugz wrote:WHAT!?!?! Stuff that happens on the funny moving pictures aint real?!?! Surely not?!?!

Oh and I spent nearly an hour trying to find that Anikin pic the other day, it just doesnt exsist..........do a screen grab.

I just hate that those kinda birds are snobby in real life (they're snobby on TV too) to me. Oh, but for some reason shag my mate who ain't necessarily better looking than me anyway. Oh, but now I don't know that now - do I!!!!????

I got up to Google Image search about page 30 before I gave up looking for Anakin. Though I'm sure I found it before.

Its all about confidence man....."If you will it, it is not a dream"

The only Anikin pic that comes close to that scene is him and Padme siting no the floor

by **colonel_lugz** on Tue Apr 04, 2006 7:40 pm

oh and staying on topic: Quizmania is on ITV2 at 1.00 am..............hey, you might meet Sky if you're out on Thursday Kirk.....dreams do come true

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:40 pm

Bollox, can't find the Head Up THread.

Anyway, Jack Lemmon being interviewed by Johnathon Ross on BBC1 now UKers.

by **John-Locke** on Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:43 pm

Well he's been dead for 5 years so I'm not expecting him to reveal too much.

by **Flumm** on Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:44 pm

HAHAHA!

Actually when you think about it, someone who has been dead for five years, may well have a lot to reveal, no?

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Tue Apr 11, 2006 5:52 pm

Heh man, don't shoot the Messenger, I'm only reporting what I read.

Don't rattle my Cagle there be tribble trouble alright?!?!

by **Nachokoolaid** on Tue Apr 11, 2006 6:00 pm

The only things I watch (that are worth it, in my opinion) is 24, Nip/Tuck, and american football.

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