DINO KONG: 2006 Zonie Game of the Year!!

[Flumm]

1. athenabodicea 3791
2. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 3296
3. Flummage 3063
4. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 3055
5. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 2949
6. Lord Voldemoo 2912
7. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 2903
8. Cpt Kirks 2pay 2866
9. athenabodicea 2837
10. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 2739

IPAMPILASH!!

500 points clear? That's the defination of pwnage right there. Mercier, King of the Talkback!, you have been pwned and dethroned my friend!

Nice one athena.

[thomasgaffney]

1. athenabodicea 3791
2. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 3296
3. Flummage 3063
4. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 3055
5. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 2949
6. Lord Voldemoo 2912
7. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 2903
8. Cpt Kirks 2pay 2866
9. athenabodicea 2837
10. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 2739

Holy Crap!! Amazing! You go, Athena! Rock on!

[athenabodicea]

Hahahahaha....

Thanks guys...
Down with Mercier......

Hahahahaha.....

[thomasgaffney]

CRAP! I get 2564 and it doesn't even make the top 10 anymore!!!!!

1. athenabodicea 3791
2. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 3296
3. Flummage 3063
4. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 3055
5. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 2949
6. Lord Voldemoo 2912
7. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 2903
8. Cpt Kirks 2pay 2866
9. athenabodicea 2837
10. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 2739

[Adam Balm]

Mercier is for the weak...

[thomasgaffney]

Mercier is for the weak...

Ipampilash!!

[RogueScribner]

I can't seem to crack 2500. I usually fall between 1200 and 1800. Sometimes I get lucky and hit the lower 2000's. Oh well. I think at this point I'm going to quit attempting to crack the top ten and just play the game for fun when I get bored.


ETA: Mercier has just reclaimed the top spot with 3905. INSANE!

[athenabodicea]

1. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 4227
2. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 3905
3. athenabodicea 3791
4. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 3296
5. Flummage 3063
6. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 3055
7. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 3039
8. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 3023
9. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 3014
10. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 2987


This just isn't fair!!!!!!
How is he doing it?????
motherfu&$%ingC3#^ks&@(er!!!!
Hahahahahaha.....

[thomasgaffney]

1. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 4227
2. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 3905
3. athenabodicea 3791
4. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 3296
5. Flummage 3063
6. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 3055
7. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 3039
8. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 3023
9. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 3014
10. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 2987


This just isn't fair!!!!!!
How is he doing it?????
motherfu&$%ingC3#^ks&@(er!!!!
Hahahahahaha.....

I think he's cheating.....

[RogueScribner]

I think he's cheating.....

NO FAIR!!!

I WANT TO CHEAT, TOO!!!

[Flumm]

1. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 4227
2. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 3905
3. athenabodicea 3791
4. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 3296
5. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 3076
6. Flummage 3063
7. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 3055
8. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 3039
9. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 3023
10. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 3014

Does he do anything else?

I think perhaps he needs to branch out a little, or is it just me? Perhaps become Mercier, Earl of of Answering the Door!, or Mercier, Baron of leaving my Basement!



Ack, I'm just bitter and I know it.





And so, as it always has, as it always will, as it must, the war rages on...

[RogueScribner]

Are the scores still resetting after a week, or is it all time highs?

[thomasgaffney]

I think perhaps he needs to branch out a little, or is it just me? Perhaps become Mercier, Earl of of Answering the Door!, or Mercier, Baron of leaving my Basement!

Mercier, Chancellor of Living in my Mom's Attic!

Mercier, Supreme Overlord of being too Shy to Talk to Women!

Mercier, GOD OF THE VIRGINS!!

[RogueScribner]

Mercier, the Only Way I Can Get Anyone to Talk About Me is to Play a Stupid Flash Game Until My Fingers Bleed So I Can Fill Up All the Top Score Slots!!!

[Flumm]

IPAMPILASH!

You know, it's all beginning to make sense now. I think I see the tragic genius in this rogues thinking... you see, once you follow this train of thought...

Mercier, Earl of of Answering the Door!

Mercier, Baron of leaving my Basement!

Mercier, Chancellor of Living in my Mom's Attic!

Mercier, Supreme Overlord of being too Shy to Talk to Women!

Mercier, GOD OF THE VIRGINS!!


Mercier, the Only Way I Can Get Anyone to Talk About Me is to Play a Stupid Flash Game Until My Fingers Bleed So I Can Fill Up All the Top Score Slots!!!

...there only one inevitable conclusion...
















Mercier, King of the Talkback!

[RogueScribner]

So it comes full circle.



40YEAROLDVIRGINILASH!!!

[DinoDeLaurentiis]

Meh... the Mercier, he not a so great, eh?

[RogueScribner]

1. Dino, he give a the Beatdown, no? 5908
2. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 4598
3. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 4227
4. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 3905
5. athenabodicea 3791
6. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 3296
7. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 3076
8. Flummage 3063
9. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 3055
10. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 3039

How in the bloody hell did you do THAT???!!!

[RogueScribner]

There's some life in the old coot yet!

[DinoDeLaurentiis]

Hehehe... I'm a the Dino, eh? A movie producer...

I make a the things happen, no?

[Ribbons]

1. Dino, he give a the Beatdown, no? 5908
2. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 4598
3. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 4227
4. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 3905
5. athenabodicea 3791
6. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 3296
7. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 3076
8. Flummage 3063
9. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 3055
10. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 3039

How in the bloody hell did you do THAT???!!!

Oh, "Joe the Web Guy" hooked him up.

[Flumm]

WHAT IS BEATDOWN? - BEATDOWN is the relentless pursuit to
destroy the opposition with whatever it takes to succeed. BEATDOWN is the feeling when you or your opponent is backed into the corner and the only way out is to fight your way through.

BEATDOWN is the passion bred of hatred toward somebody who challenges what you stand for. BEATDOWN is overcoming humiliation when you didn’t meet your expectations the first time. BEATDOWN is dropping bombs to your challenger’s skull again and again. BEATDOWN is anticipation and adrenaline rush just before you beat someone down. BEATDOWN is when you feel like giving someone an old-fashioned, passionate ass whoopin’ because they antagonized you.

BEATDOWN is jumping through the air and delivering a knee to your foes face and watching their feet leave the floor only for their back to hit the ground followed by their ass! BEATDOWN is the thrill of standing over your opponent while they lay still and dazed after a straight jab to their chin!

BEATDOWN is the realization you cannot be BEATDOWN, NEVER!

It simply means bring your best, cause the best is what you got to give not to get BEATDOWN! The ice against your knuckles and face because you stood tall and strong for what you believe! You took some shots knowing that’s what you gotta do, because that’s what you do! BEATDOWN doesn’t discriminate against height, weight, age, color, sex, or mentality. BEATDOWN is the fury required to whoop someone’s ass! BEATDOWN is the stare down before you square up and sock some dude in the mouth because you felt like it!

BEATDOWN is the attitude you must possess to retain pride, confidence, and charisma. It requires you to stand tall all day, everyday, because that’s all you can do. The odds are always against you. BEATDOWN ALL ODDS!

[Cpt Kirks 2pay]

This could well be my life motto Flumm. Might well be.

[colonel_lugz]

BEATDOWN is jumping through the air and delivering a knee to your foes face and watching their feet leave the floor only for their back to hit the ground followed by their ass! BEATDOWN is the thrill of standing over your opponent while they lay still and dazed after a straight jab to their chin!

I think this one's my fave

[RogueScribner]

1. Dino, he give a the Beatdown, no? 5908
2. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 4598
3. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 4227
4. Mercier, King of the Talkback! 3905
5. athenabodicea 3791
6. athenabodicea 3508
7. athenabodicea 3310
8. athenabodicea 3279
9. athenabodicea 3174
10. athenabodicea 3159

It's all so organized!

[athenabodicea]

1. Dino, he give a the Beatdown, no? 5908
2. athenabodicea 3508
3. athenabodicea 3310
4. athenabodicea 3279
5. athenabodicea 3174
6. athenabodicea 3159
7. athenabodicea 3132
8. athenabodicea 2746
9. 2601
10. athenabodicea 2577



WHOO HOO!!!!!
Scores reset....
YAY!!!

[thomasgaffney]

1. Dino, he give a the Beatdown, no? 5908
2. athenabodicea 3508
3. athenabodicea 3310
4. athenabodicea 3279
5. athenabodicea 3174
6. athenabodicea 3159
7. athenabodicea 3132
8. athenabodicea 2746
9. 2601
10. athenabodicea 2577



WHOO HOO!!!!!
Scores reset....
YAY!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA! No more Mercier!

[RogueScribner]

1. Dino, he give a the Beatdown, no? 5908
2. athenabodicea 3508
3. athenabodicea 3310
4. athenabodicea 3279
5. athenabodicea 3174
6. athenabodicea 3159
7. athenabodicea 3132
8. athenabodicea 2746
9. 2601
10. athenabodicea 2577



WHOO HOO!!!!!
Scores reset....
YAY!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA! No more Mercier!

For now . . .

[thomasgaffney]

I bring you the lastest high score list. Kirk, please note that YOUR name does not appear anywhere on the list. More to come.....

1. thomasgaffney 3728
2. athenabodicea 3621
3. athenabodicea 3310
4. athenabodicea 3279
5. Susan Cagle 3200
6. athenabodicea 3159
7. athenabodicea 3132
8. athenabodicea 2746
9. athenabodicea 2671
10. athenabodicea 2645

[Cpt Kirks 2pay]

Well done Thomas, good for you man. Way to go! I'm happy forI'MGONNARIPYOURFUCKINGHEARTOUTANDFEEDITTOMYSNA KESIFUKCINGSWEARYOUHEARME!????????YOU'REDEAD!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[athenabodicea]

I bring you the lastest high score list. Kirk, please note that YOUR name does not appear anywhere on the list. More to come.....

1. thomasgaffney 3728
2. athenabodicea 3621
3. athenabodicea 3310
4. athenabodicea 3279
5. Susan Cagle 3200
6. athenabodicea 3159
7. athenabodicea 3132
8. athenabodicea 2746
9. athenabodicea 2671
10. athenabodicea 2645

YAY GAFFERS!!!!!

We gotta get rid of Susan Cagle now...lol

[thomasgaffney]

I bring you the lastest high score list. Kirk, please note that YOUR name does not appear anywhere on the list. More to come.....

1. thomasgaffney 3728
2. athenabodicea 3621
3. athenabodicea 3310
4. athenabodicea 3279
5. Susan Cagle 3200
6. athenabodicea 3159
7. athenabodicea 3132
8. athenabodicea 2746
9. athenabodicea 2671
10. athenabodicea 2645

YAY GAFFERS!!!!!

We gotta get rid of Susan Cagle now...lol

Thanks, Athena! Right now I'm just happy there is no Kirk!

But I will try my best to help kick Susan Cagle off the board. She is everywhere!!!

[Flumm]

Good going Gaffers. Straight in at No1 too, eh? You beat cagle at her own game too! Skillfully done, sir!

[thomasgaffney]

1. thomasgaffney 3728
2. athenabodicea 3621
3. athenabodicea 3310
4. athenabodicea 3279
5. Susan Cagle 3200
6. athenabodicea 3159
7. athenabodicea 3132
8. athenabodicea 2746
9. athenabodicea 2671
10. athenabodicea 2645

BUMP.

[thomasgaffney]

I will also post this in the "Classik TV" thread, but here is a little video that I put together about The Dino Kong.....

Kirk vs. Gaffney - Dino Kong!!

EDIT - All of Kirk's quotes were taken from his posts in the Dino Kong thread.....

[athenabodicea]

OMG!!!!!

That is the funniest bombay movie EVAR!!!!!

I literally had to cover my mouth to keep from explosively laughing (not even kidding)....
I think that is the longest Bombay movie I have ever seen. Just when you think it's over Kirk starts in wih "Don't you hate it when...."

Comedic GOLD there Gaffers....

But seriously....
Start raining Oscars already....lol

[DinoDeLaurentiis]

Holy crappa, the Bombay movie from a the Gaffers, she's a the instant classic, no? I gonna to put it right uppa there next to a the Silver Bullet anna Maximum Overdrive, eh?

Of a course, she's a the no Flash Gordon, but then again, what is, no?

[papalazeru]

Nice to see you back Dino. We been missing you.

ya putz

[thomasgaffney]

Holy crappa! Props from a the Icon!

But now I must strive to make my next Kirk movie as good as the Flash (Flash! Ah-ahhhhhhhhh! Savior of the Universe!)

[RogueScribner]

Ahem . . .

1. RogueScribner 4186
2. athenabodicea 2186
3. 1853
4. athenabodicea 1846
5. RogueScribner 1833
6. 1347
7. 1335
8. 1303
9. 1302
10. 1277

[Flumm]

Ahem . . .

1. RogueScribner 4186
2. athenabodicea 2186
3. 1853
4. athenabodicea 1846
5. RogueScribner 1833
6. 1347
7. 1335
8. 1303
9. 1302
10. 1277

That's some pro putzing right there. Well played sir, I must say!

Nice one, RS.

[RogueScribner]

The funny thing is, I just wanted to see if my 1833 still ranked, so I played the game basically to get to the score card. After a minute or so I realized this game was not normal, as I was getting bonuses left and right. After almost 10 minutes of continuous play I realized this would be my greatest game ever played and then when I finally saw the score I let out a Pacinoesque "Hoo ha!"

I don't care if I never rank again.

4

1

8

6


Baby, I smoked this game!!!

[Al Shut]

1. athenabodicea 4887
2. athenabodicea 3633
3. athenabodicea 2660
4. athenabodicea 2539
5. athenabodicea 2446
6. athenabodicea 2266
7. athenabodicea 2103
8. 1885
9. Al Shut 1814
10. 1776


HA! After numerous futile attempts I finally made it to the High Score, due to a relatively low level. Now I can rest in peace and don't have to play that stupid game ever again.

Now

[RogueScribner]

HA! After numerous futile attempts I finally made it to the High Score, due to a relatively low level. Now I can rest in peace and don't have to play that stupid game ever again.

Precisely how I feel!

[magicmonkey]

1. magicmonkey 1356
2. St. Alphonzo 834
3. LYNCH 110

PWND3D!!

[athenabodicea]

[Wolfpack]

Wish he could move faster.

[DinoDeLaurentiis]

That's a what a the Green Goblin head, she is a for, you putz! Iffa you catch a the head, then a the Dino, he goes inna'to a the "Maximum Overdrive," eh?

[Wolfpack]

The green goblin heads are few and far between, though.

[DinoDeLaurentiis]

Wah wah WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

"I'm a the little baby! I canna catch a the monkeys! I canna run fast enough!!"

GO HOME, GRANDMA!!

For I am a the Dino!