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by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 5:59 pm

NNGGYYYYYAAAAAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Aah wwaaz theenkyeeeng dat Aaaarrneee eeezz saarch aah jjoowwke tooo mooveee aaaakkktteeeeennnggg daaarrt hheeeee shooooowd be seeengled ooooooooowwwwt fooooorr heeezz baaaard aaaakteeeeeng, so whooooo caarrn doooo sooww by lesteeeeng theeeeere favooouureeeet Aaaaahneeee embaaraasseeeng moooowments in feeeeeelms!?!?

Caaaaaarmmmm aaaaaarrrhhn, yooooooo caaaaaaeeeennnn dooooooooo weeeeeetttt!!!! Doooooweeeeet noooooooooowwwwwww!!!!!!! Ngyaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrggggghhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KON's top post from merged thread:

King Of Nowhere wrote:I want to see your favorite quote of his, your favorite movie of his, your memories of seeing some of his eighties movies back when you were a little jimmy, your thoughts on if those same movies hold up... general Ahnold thread, basically.

Heere's wwwwoooaaarrn oooov miiiyiiiine.......!!!!!!!!

Arnee's Caarmeeng! Ngyaaarrgghhh!!!

by **MasterWhedon** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:00 pm

"It's not a TOO-MAH!"

by **colonel_lugz** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:02 pm

Stick Awound

by **colonel_lugz** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:04 pm

"Bumper baby boogey boo........HA! ywo didnt thwink i was gwonna say dat!!"

by **ZombieZoneSolutions** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:05 pm

Pretty much everything the man has ever said makes me
start laughing. He's just such a total retard! He's great!

But I think the funniest moment ever has to be in the
painfully awful COLLATERAL DAMAGE in which Der Ahhhhnooold
weeps over the deaths of his family. It's sooo bad it makes
Steven Seagal seem human. I mean, you must see it.
It's hilarious!

by **colonel_lugz** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:06 pm

"could you look after my friend?...He's dead tired"

by **colonel_lugz** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:07 pm

"whats the mwatter Dillon?.....CIA got yoo pushing twoo many pencils?"

by **Pacino86845** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:09 pm

"Screw you!!!"

by **John-Locke** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:13 pm

Consider this a divorce.

by **cap** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:14 pm

No even a line... In T2 when they are in the bunker and he holding (what I believe is) a rail gun, he just looks at the camera and cracks that smirk....

That was pretty funny......

by **colonel_lugz** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:16 pm

by **colonel_lugz** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:17 pm

Fried Gold wrote:Being lowered into the molten metal.

With the tears
And the lowering

And the thumbs up.

finally a great serious one

by **Vegeta** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:18 pm

"It's not a tumor" or TUUMAAA in Arnie speak

by **ZombieZoneSolutions** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:22 pm

Fried Gold wrote:Being lowered into the molten metal.

With the tears
And the lowering

And the thumbs up.

I'm glad I'm not alone in being embarrased by T2.
I mean, cmon! I actually liked T3 better; at least
it was intentionally campy.

by **Fried Gold** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:22 pm

Being lowered into the molten metal.

With the tears
And the lowering

And the thumbs up.

by **colonel_lugz** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:23 pm

ZombieZoneSolutions wrote:
Fried Gold wrote:Being lowered into the molten metal.

With the tears
And the lowering

And the thumbs up.

I'm glad I'm not alone in being embarrased by T2.
I mean, cmon! I actually liked T3 better; at least
it was intentionally campy.

get......out

by **tapehead** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:23 pm

"Conan! What is best in life?"
"To crush your enemies -- See them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!"

by **Brit Pop** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:23 pm

He didn't dyissapear... HE WAS SKYINNED ALYIVE!!

by **raasnio** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:25 pm

MasterWhedon wrote:"It's not a TOO-MAH!"

His best line ever.

by **Brit Pop** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:29 pm

It's as satisfying to me as, uh, coming is, you know? As, ah, having sex with a woman and coming. And so can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like, uh, getting the feeling of coming in a gym, I'm getting the feeling of coming at home, I'm getting the feeling of coming backstage when I pump up, when I pose in front of 5,000 people, I get the same feeling, so I am coming day and night. I mean, it's terrific. Right? So you know, I am in heaven.

ARISE PRESIDENT SCWARZENEGGER!

by **Fried Gold** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:30 pm

ZombieZoneSolutions wrote:
Fried Gold wrote:Being lowered into the molten metal.

With the tears
And the lowering

And the thumbs up.

I'm glad I'm not alone in being embarrased by T2.
I mean, cmon! I actually liked T3 better; at least
it was intentionally campy.

Huh?

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:35 pm

Caaaarm aaaahnnn!!! Aaaaaaahmmm riiiiiyiiiieeeeght heeeeeyaaaaaarrrrhhhh!!! Keeeeeel meeeeee!!!!!! Whaaaaartttt aaaaaaahhhyooooooooo waaaaaaiiiteeeeennnngggg fooooooooooorrrrrr!!!!!!!!!! Dooooooo eeeeettttt!!!!!!!!!! Caaaaaaaarrrrrmmmmmaaaaarrrrrrnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!! Dooooooooo eeeeeeeet nooooooooooooowwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!

Aaaaaannnnd fooooorrr dooooowwwsss daaaaaat meeeeeesed eeeeet eeaaaaarlyiiiieeeeerrrr.............!!!!!!

Arnee's Caarmeeng! Ngyaaarrgghhh!!!

by **Brit Pop** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:36 pm

Hey Kilian... AYLLL BI BAK!

Only in a rerun..... GOOOOOO!!!

by **Fried Gold** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:49 pm

GEYT TOOO DAH CHAAPPPAAHH.

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 6:57 pm

Hah!! Yooooo waarrhhn tooo Faarhk weeethh meeh!?!??! yoo notheeng bud ah faarhhkeen Kwoooir Boy compaaarrhhed tooo meeh!! AAH KWOOIIBOOOY!!!!!!!!

He says this to The Devil. THE DEVIL!!!!!!!!!! Look closely, and you can see Gabriel Byrne looking back at him with his most serious face, but you can still see him doing his best not to bust up laughing at the idiot!!!!

by **buster00** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 7:38 pm

Predator -- "Iv it bleeds, we can kill it."

by **ZombieZoneSolutions** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 7:46 pm

Fried Gold wrote:
ZombieZoneSolutions wrote:
Fri ed Gold wrote:Being lowered into the molten metal.

With the tears
And the lowering

And the thumbs up.

I'm glad I'm not alone in being embarrased by T2.
I mean, cmon! I actually liked T3 better; at least
it was intentionally campy.

Huh?

As in, T2 was unintentionally campy and ridiculous,
while T3 was full on camp what with the Terminatrix
and the roboboobs and such. I thought it was supposed
to be funny. Maybe I was wrong?

by **Nachokoolaid** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 7:47 pm

"Dillon.... you sonafabitch."

"No... fuck YOU asshole."

Not a line, but in TRUE LIES when he has that hallucination and breaks Bill Paxton's nose when they're driving in the car... man, I don't know if I've ever enjoyed an Arnie moment more.

"Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina."
"TANKS FO DA TIP."

You have to admit that Arnie has pretty good comedic timing. See all of LAST ACTION HERO (seriously underrated) for more examples.

by **ZombieZoneSolutions** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 7:48 pm

Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:Hah!! Yooooo waarrhhn tooo Faarhk weeethh meeh!?!??! yoo notheeng bud ah faarhhkeen Kwoooir Boy compaaarrhhed tooo meeh!! AAH KWOOIIBOOOY!!!!!!!!

He says this to The Devil. THE DEVIL!!!!!!!!!! Look closely, and you can see Gabriel Byrne looking back at him with his most serious face, but you can still see him doing his best not to bust up laughing at the idiot!!!!

Oh man, that movie was hilarious too!

"ACH! It iz de Ehnd uhfff Daaayyyyz!!!"

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 7:56 pm

Baht ah hoowp yoo leave enaarf room fah mah feest, caz ah'm garnnah raam eet orll the waay eentoo your starmak, ahnd reep owt your hotdamn spiiiyne!!!!!!!!! Nnnngggyaaaaaaaarrrggggghhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by **Nachokoolaid** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 7:57 pm

What's funny, is that I can actually read that mess Kirk. It's like reading Dino's posts for the first time when you first joined the Zone.

by **Theta** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:25 pm

Nachokoolaid wrote:What's funny, is that I can actually read that mess Kirk. It's like reading Dino's posts for the first time when you first joined the Zone.

The Dino, he's-a no partial to the intelligibility, eh?

He's also got a motherfucker of a right hook.

by **Eric G** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:36 pm

Twins

When Arnie is gettin his shit together in his room and an 'interested party' is peeking through the door

Arnie: singing... And if you scrub the kitchen flo'or.
You ain't gonna rock'n'roll no mo're.
Yackity Yack. Don't Talk Back!!

PAMP!

by **Lady Sheridan** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 8:58 pm

"Have you ever killed anyone?"
"Yah, but dey were ahll bahd!!"

Ok, I can't really compete with Kirk there.

by **Chairman Kaga** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:04 pm

this post makes me think of nothing but Arnocorps

Seriously Kirk look into Arnocorps their lyrics are just Arnold lines from films.

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:14 pm

Nooh wowees Laedee mah Cyootee Piiie!! Aahht leest yoo play ahnd aah geeveeng eet ah go!!

Nooow wahtch dees dlyive!

DLIIIIYVE!!!! DLIIIYVE!!!!! SHEEEEEEEEEEEEET! SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!

JOHNNY CAB
I am not familair with that destination!

Nnnggllaaayaaarrrrhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

Howdee Stlaynger!!

Aah haarv baahd noos foor yoo. Yoo, aah not yoo. Yoo aah meeh.

Steek dees aahp your nose. Don't worree, it's sehlf guideeeng!!!!

Ngggggyaaaaaaahhhhh!!! Ngyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaraaaahhhhahhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!! Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggggnnnnnhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaahh hhhhhh!!!!!!! Yaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrhhhhhhh! Ngyaaaaaaaaaaarrraaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahnd get you aahs too Maahs! Get your aahs too Maarhs! Get your aahs too Maarhs! Get your aahs too Maarhs! Get your aahs too Maarhs! Get your aahs too Maarhs! Get your aahs too Maarhs! Get your aahs too Maarhs! Get your aahs too Maarhs!

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 9:28 pm

Chairman Kaga wrote:this post makes me think of nothing but Arnocorps

Seriously Kirk look into Arnocorps their lyrics are just Arnold lines from films.

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!

Waart dah faaahhk eees dees Chyairmah Kahgah?
Ahm glahd ah posted my quotes beefoorh ah checked owt dees site!! So menee quotes een dyere sarngs.

Bus dees...

Aaahnee on dah phoone

by **Tyrone_Shoelaces** on Mon Apr 03, 2006 10:55 pm

Arnie's best moment, hands down, has got to be in his little-seen (for good reason) Raw Deal. He comes home from another hard day of CIA work to find his wife drunk and up to her elbows in flour. She cusses him out and I swear Arnold looks right into the camera and says, "Yoo shoodn't drunk und bake." I think I rewound it to make sure that's what he said. Sure enough, a PSA right in the middle of the scene.

by **ThisIsTheGirl** on Tue Apr 04, 2006 4:27 am

The attack on the Police Station in T1 - still one of my favourite action sequences ever....

YouTube · by **Tubbs Tattsyrup** on Tue Apr 04, 2006 6:30 am

Jamie Lee Curtis: "Are we going to die?"
ARNIE: "Yup!"

Best moment in that whole movie.

The part in Total Recall where he's, like, outside on Mars and his face is doing that weird thing where his eyes pop out...it's difficult to tell whether it's a makeup effect or whether that's just his fucked-up facial contortions.

Oh, and pretty much all of T2 - not in a campy way though. T2 is a fucking excellent movie.

by **bastard_robo** on Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:16 am

Not a true arnold moment, but might as well be....

"if you show a man a jingle, he'll jingle for a day, if you teach a man a jingle... HE"LL JINGLE ALL ZE WAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

god bless you conan

by **Chilli** on Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:32 am

The entire Batman & Robin.

He's friggin hilarious.

by **havocSchultz** on Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:35 am

Commando:
"remember when i said i'd kill you last... i lied"

Last Action Hero:
"no sequel for you..."

True Lies:
"Get down" and
"the bridge is out"

of course - all done in arnie's trademark accent...apparentely he has an accent...

by **thomasgaffney** on Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:17 am

I like the part where Ah-nuld kills a bad guy and then says something witty with his thick Austrian accent...

by **RockyDennis** on Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:17 am

- What happened to Buzzsaw?
- He had to split.

by **havocSchultz** on Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:24 am

thomasgaffney wrote:I like the part where Ah-nuld kills a bad guy and then says something witty with his thick Austrian accent...

i think i missed that one... which one was that...?

by **thomasgaffney** on Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:25 am

havocSchultz wrote:
thomasgaffney wrote:I like the part where Ah-nuld kills a bad guy and then says something witty with his thick Austrian accent...

i think i missed that one... which one was that...?

All of them.

by **ThisIsTheGirl** on Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:25 am

Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:Look at the state of Arnie's face as he's laughing!! That huge mouth and teeth he's got. I swear he's got the scariest laughing face going!

IPAMPILASH

Kirk, it takes a special eye to spot that kind of shit - but now you've said it, I know exactly what you're talking about. It's almost as scary as when he yells at the kids in Kindergarten Cop

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:28 am

Remember at the end of True Lies and they're all playing Thumb War at the table? Look at the state of Arnie's face as he's laughing!! That huge mouth and teeth he's got. I sewar he's got the scariest laughing face going!

God his daughter was hot too.

by **havocSchultz** on Tue Apr 04, 2006 9:35 am

Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:
God his daughter was hot too.

his daughter was eliza dushku...

i think she's my new favorite arnold moment...

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