Adam Balm wrote:Wolverine. For god's sake, 12 titles a month and being on five different teams is enough. Please. Make. It. Stop.
The Ginger Man wrote:Adam Balm wrote:Wolverine. For god's sake, 12 titles a month and being on five different teams is enough. Please. Make. It. Stop.
Ditto...kinda. Rather than kill Wolvie, just vanish him for like 3 years. I mean, hell, for all the team books Wolverine is in, he always manages to ALSO be on a lonely, soul-searching journey through Asia or some other place. Why not have him actually leave the next time he goes on a walkabout. Now's the perfect time, too! Instead of following him around the world as he discoveres his "origin," just have him quit all the teams and vanish. Don't do the origin's series. Then 2 years later, Wolvie returns with full knowledge of his past...he's a changed man. BUT, we don't know any of it! The fans salivate over him, b/c he's back AND he again has the mysterious nature to his character that made him interesting so many years ago.
Could you imagine not having Wolverine around for 2 yrs...and then having him come back as a pacifist or something?
thedoglippedone wrote:The Ginger Man wrote:Adam Balm wrote:Wolverine. For god's sake, 12 titles a month and being on five different teams is enough. Please. Make. It. Stop.
Ditto...kinda. Rather than kill Wolvie, just vanish him for like 3 years. I mean, hell, for all the team books Wolverine is in, he always manages to ALSO be on a lonely, soul-searching journey through Asia or some other place. Why not have him actually leave the next time he goes on a walkabout. Now's the perfect time, too! Instead of following him around the world as he discoveres his "origin," just have him quit all the teams and vanish. Don't do the origin's series. Then 2 years later, Wolvie returns with full knowledge of his past...he's a changed man. BUT, we don't know any of it! The fans salivate over him, b/c he's back AND he again has the mysterious nature to his character that made him interesting so many years ago.
Could you imagine not having Wolverine around for 2 yrs...and then having him come back as a pacifist or something?
Or a lady.
The Ginger Man wrote:thedoglippedone wrote:The Ginger Man wrote:Adam Balm wrote:Wolverine. For god's sake, 12 titles a month and being on five different teams is enough. Please. Make. It. Stop.
Ditto...kinda. Rather than kill Wolvie, just vanish him for like 3 years. I mean, hell, for all the team books Wolverine is in, he always manages to ALSO be on a lonely, soul-searching journey through Asia or some other place. Why not have him actually leave the next time he goes on a walkabout. Now's the perfect time, too! Instead of following him around the world as he discoveres his "origin," just have him quit all the teams and vanish. Don't do the origin's series. Then 2 years later, Wolvie returns with full knowledge of his past...he's a changed man. BUT, we don't know any of it! The fans salivate over him, b/c he's back AND he again has the mysterious nature to his character that made him interesting so many years ago.
Could you imagine not having Wolverine around for 2 yrs...and then having him come back as a pacifist or something?
Or a lady.
They did that. Her name is X-23, or some shit like that. She's a teenage, female clone of Wolverine and she SPLIT THE INTERNET IN HALF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Ginger Man wrote:thedoglippedone wrote:The Ginger Man wrote:Adam Balm wrote:Wolverine. For god's sake, 12 titles a month and being on five different teams is enough. Please. Make. It. Stop.
Ditto...kinda. Rather than kill Wolvie, just vanish him for like 3 years. I mean, hell, for all the team books Wolverine is in, he always manages to ALSO be on a lonely, soul-searching journey through Asia or some other place. Why not have him actually leave the next time he goes on a walkabout. Now's the perfect time, too! Instead of following him around the world as he discoveres his "origin," just have him quit all the teams and vanish. Don't do the origin's series. Then 2 years later, Wolvie returns with full knowledge of his past...he's a changed man. BUT, we don't know any of it! The fans salivate over him, b/c he's back AND he again has the mysterious nature to his character that made him interesting so many years ago.
Could you imagine not having Wolverine around for 2 yrs...and then having him come back as a pacifist or something?
Or a lady.
They did that. Her name is X-23, or some shit like that. She's a teenage, female clone of Wolverine and she SPLIT THE INTERNET IN HALF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thedoglippedone wrote:Yeah, Bring it! X-23 vs Sex Change Logan (tm)
The Ginger Man wrote:thedoglippedone wrote:Yeah, Bring it! X-23 vs Sex Change Logan (tm)
YES! Bendis can write it. It will be an 8-issue miniseries where X-23 and Logan (now known as Lauren), sit around and wax witty about all the kick-ass action we missed off panel, until the last issue when the true enemy behind Wolverine's sex change is mind-boggingly revealed to be Gilgamesh, The Forgotten One (a pointless character that Bendis has maintned a hard-on for, years beyone his "prime"), who has been driven mad due to something he's forgotten (and which will be revealed in his new ongoing series, also written by Bendis) Someone will die (Wolverine), someone will live (Wolverine), and the Marvel Universe will be changed forever (or at least next Tuesday).
I love it.
thedoglippedone wrote:Then he could tackle the What If? situation of one half of Wolverine being combined with one half of the Internet.
The Ginger Man wrote:thedoglippedone wrote:Then he could tackle the What If? situation of one half of Wolverine being combined with one half of the Internet.
Wolverine meets Internet?!?!?!
Brilliant!!!!
LeFlambeur wrote:They should really just blow up the whole DC universe. And the whole Marvel universe for that matter. Hell, isn't it time comics got past the whole superhero thing? I love them to death, but the horse died a long time ago. The shark was jumped, the boat pulled around and the shark was jumped again. Three times.
I really think its due time these companies threw out these universes and made something original for once. Jesus.
Chairman Kaga wrote:That's easy...Rob Liefeld.
Chairman Kaga wrote:You do know there are more than Marvel and DC superhero comics out there right? There are even companies outside of Marvel and DC...
Adam Balm wrote:Chairman Kaga wrote:You do know there are more than Marvel and DC superhero comics out there right? There are even companies outside of Marvel and DC...
But the salient point is: how many of those indie superhero comics can you name that have outstayed their welcome? Very few independent publishers are able to even sustain sales necessary to keep a character alive, let alone coming back again and again. When people get tired of them, they go away forever.
Largely, this is a problem of the big two, because characters not only have greater shots at longevity because of sales, but can be revived again and again until someone starts buying them once again.
buster00 wrote:But as long as that's on topic, I've had it up to HERE with Spawn's bullshit.
Enough.
(*finger across neck*)
Adam Balm wrote:buster00 wrote:But as long as that's on topic, I've had it up to HERE with Spawn's bullshit.
Enough.
(*finger across neck*)
I wonder who even reads Spawn these days anyway. I think it's just McFarlane, his friends, and Tony Twist's and Neil Gaiman's lawyers...
The Ginger Man wrote:Can we kill Chris Claremont? He's not a comic book character, but he has become a comic book joke. That's close enough, right?
The Ginger Man wrote:Stephen King could become a character in the new Dark Tower comic book series.
Chairman Kaga wrote:The Ginger Man wrote:Stephen King could become a character in the new Dark Tower comic book series.
I think those new Dark Tower comics only deal with stuff outside of the books rather than just being adaptations of the books.
Adam Balm wrote:buster00 wrote:But as long as that's on topic, I've had it up to HERE with Spawn's bullshit.
Enough.
(*finger across neck*)
I wonder who even reads Spawn these days anyway. I think it's just McFarlane, his friends, and Tony Twist's and Neil Gaiman's lawyers...
minstrel wrote:
This will be another of those comic-book deaths, in which the character lives again about a year later. Some magical or technological or whatever bullshit explanation will be given, and Wolverine will be back. He's profitable. You don't kill the goose that lays the golden eggs.
I'm sure even Archie will come back after they kill him off. Unless they're planning to just shut down Archie Comics forever.
SilentBobX wrote:Wolverinez taking a dirt nap(or at least until interest resumes).
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