Steven Seagal IS... always good for a quote...

[Doc Holliday]

So...HARD TO KILL was lurking on terrestial TV late last night. I promised myself I'd only watch enough to balk at LeBrock's accent (and I'm English).

Guess what....yup, it sucked me in and raped my mind, all over again.

But I say Vive Le Seagal anyway!!

Although made in 1990, this film could have been made in, like, 1984. "Best" line in this movie? Arguably:

"I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent.......... To the blood bank!"

Its so bad its good. Now I invite others from this man's fine, fine canon of movies......

[havocSchultz]

"Did you just put gum under that table...?"

[Carolian]

I really don't think anything can ever beat the famous exchange during the bar fight in ON DEADLY GROUND...

"What does it take to change the essence of a man?"
"...I need time!"
"...So do I."

I nearly passed out from laughing so hard.

[Cpt Kirks 2pay]

God this thread needs help Doc.

[Doc Holliday]

In each their own way, they all do.

Now contemplate.... 8)

[Cpt Kirks 2pay]

kEEP THE fATIH, sTRANIX!

That any good for ya?!?!

DAMN YOU CAPS LOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Vicar]

"Don't be a bad guy.
Be a nice guy."


How about this, Seagal?
Don't crank out pretentious zen turds,
make a film that doesn't suck.
Puffy wanker.

[Seppuku]

"What's with the bad dracula wig/widow's peak?"

Vern said that.

"What's with the cameo by Cheech Marin during Into the Sun, who made a special appearance as 'Steven Seagal's guest dubber'?"

I said that.

[The Vicar]

Can anyone remember the exact year where Seagal wasn't a parody of himself?

And while black is a slimming color, it can't do miracles.

[TheButcher]

[TheBaxter]

well, steven seagal is a true Patriot. he's Out for Justice against these NFL players who think they're Above the Law, and find themselves rightfully Under Siege for these protests. but the flag is Hard to Kill, and these players are going to find themselves On Deadly Ground if they continue kneeling during the anthem. hopefully they won't be Marked for Death, but they could very likely find themselves the targets of an Executive Decision very soon.

[Peven]

I hope he dies via auto-erotic asphyxiation when he uses his pony tail to choke himself...........