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by **Hollywood_Bob** on Tue Dec 13, 2005 3:29 pm

"you fucked up...you trusted us!" -Animal House

by **circyn** on Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:15 pm

I love being purple!! - Patrick, Spongebob Movie

by **wonkabar** on Tue Dec 13, 2005 6:35 pm

"He who controls the spice controls the universe!"

Sure, I've busted once already on this thread, but...my beautiful Barron is back!

"I'M ALIVE!"

by **Iconoclastica** on Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:19 pm

IMDB's poll of the day is "Best 90s movie quote." I'm kind of disappointed by the choices . . . I mean, naturally I would have picked Fight Club, but that's far from the greatest line in the movie . . . I only wholeheartedly agree with a handful of these. There are far too many crucial defining moments of the decade in movies that are missing, and a few here that I would never consider even remotely momentous. What do you guys think?

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didnâ€™t exist." â€“ The Usual Suspects
"Iâ€™m gonna get medieval on your ass." â€“ Pulp Fiction
"What do you mean Iâ€™m funny?" â€“ Goodfellas
"Iâ€™m having an old friend for dinner." â€“ The Silence of the Lambs
"Houston, we have a problem." â€“ Apollo 13
"I'm the king of the world!" - Titanic
"Get off my plane!" - Air Force One
"I want you to hit me as hard as you can." - Fight Club
"Yeah, baby, yeah!" - Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery
"Show me the money!" - Jerry Maguire
"Off the record, on the QT, and very hush-hush." - L.A. Confidential
"Let me tell you something: I am God" - Malice
"Consider that a divorce." - Total Recall
"Why am I Mr. Pink?" - Reservoir Dogs
"My momma always said life is like a box of chocolates" - Forrest Gump
"I see dead people." - The Sixth Sense
"You can't handle the truth!" - A Few Good Men
"Earn this." - Saving Private Ryan
"Buon giorno, Principessa!" - Life Is Beautiful
"Hasta la vista, baby." - Terminator 2: Judgment Day
"Choose life." - Trainspotting

by **thomasgaffney** on Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:29 pm

Some of those are lame. Obviously, if you told me the Usual Suspect, Apollo 13, 6th Sense, T2, Few Good Men quotes I would easily be able to guess the movie.

But fuckin' "Earn This" from Private Ryan?? I barely even remember that line getting spoken...

by **so sorry** on Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:31 pm

ugh, those are some crap choices for sure...

Air Force One??? are they fucking serious?

by **Vegeta** on Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:33 pm

From the Boondock Saints:

Rocco accidentaly shoots his girlfriends cat leaving a huge chunky blood stain. After some screaming ensues Rocco asks: "IS it dead?"

Hilarity!

by **Iconoclastica** on Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:34 pm

agreed . . . Total Recall too? wtf? And Malice as well . . . I dunno, some of these just make me feel shame for my generation . . .

It's bad enough that we're going to go down as the generation that made Titanic the highest grossing film of all time (not that Cameron isn't wonderful and all . . . but give me a break, that movie makes me cringe) . . . the least they could have done is given us the dignity of recognizing the distinct difference between classic and craptastic. Gosh!

by **cap** on Fri Jan 20, 2006 4:52 pm

"People on ludes...should not drive." Spicolli (Sean Penn) - Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

"Marines.....We are leaving!!!!" Cpl. Dwayne Hicks (Michael Biehn) - Aliens (When the shit hit the fan in the lower housing area)

"I wonder if the Fire Departments' hiring?" Martin Riggs (Mel Gibson) - Lethal Weapon (After the hookers house blew up)

by **Belac** on Fri Jan 20, 2006 7:17 pm

The book says, "We might be through with the past, but the past ain't through with us."

I will drop-kick those fuckin' dogs if they come near me.

-Magnolia

This isn't flying - it's falling, in style!

-Toy Story

by **Kilgore** on Fri Jan 20, 2006 7:36 pm

'I could be home right now drinking this monster egg-nog my brother makes with lighter-fluid' - Better Off Dead

'Nothing like a good piece of hickory...' - Pale Rider

'It was because of the kids...they called me Mr. Glass' - Unbreakable

'If you guys know so much about women, why are you all sitting out here on a Friday night, in front of the Gas'N'Sip, with no women anywhere?'
'By choice!' - Say Anything

by **Peven** on Fri Jan 20, 2006 7:44 pm

"They call me MR Tibbs!!"

by **Peven** on Fri Jan 20, 2006 7:46 pm

Kilgore wrote:'I could be home right now drinking this monster egg-nog my brother makes with lighter-fluid' - Better Off Dead

'Nothing like a good piece of hickory...' - Pale Rider

'It was because of the kids...they called me Mr. Glass' - Unbreakable

'If you guys know so much about women, why are you all sitting out here on a Friday night, in front of the Gas'N'Sip, with no women anywhere?'
'By choice!' - Say Anything

very good choices indeed, now all you need is one from "One Crazy Summer". :lol:

by **Kilgore** on Fri Jan 20, 2006 7:52 pm

I recall no quotes from 'One Crazy Summer', just that Cusack was named 'Hoops' and Booger was in it....and I think the third Murray brother, but it's been awhile. The only thing I'm sure John Murray was in was 'Moving Violations'...ah...John Murray....living off the fame of his brothers.

by **TonyWilson** on Fri Jan 20, 2006 7:52 pm

"You are very smooth Mr Spade"
"Whaddaya want me to do, learn how to stutter"

The Maltese Falcon, simple, beautiful, brilliant.

by **Peven** on Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:22 pm

Kilgore wrote:I recall no quotes from 'One Crazy Summer', just that Cusack was named 'Hoops' and Booger was in it....and I think the third Murray brother, but it's been awhile. The only thing I'm sure John Murray was in was 'Moving Violations'...ah...John Murray....living off the fame of his brothers.

in the vetrinarian waiting room, afer Scraps the dog gets kicked...

.."is that gas i smell?"

or...

John Cusak, "i don't like boats"
Demi Moore, "well, maybe you just haven't had the right kind of experience in one"

by **TonyWilson** on Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:28 pm

Peven wrote:
Kilgore wrote:I recall no quotes from 'One Crazy Summer', just that Cusack was named 'Hoops' and Booger was in it....and I think the third Murray brother, but it's been awhile. The only thing I'm sure John Murray was in was 'Moving Violations'...ah...John Murray....living off the fame of his brothers.

in the vetrinarian waiting room, afer Scraps the dog gets kicked...

.."is that gas i smell?"

or...

John Cusak, "i don't like boats"
Demi Moore, "well, maybe you just haven't had the right kind of experience in one"

I do love Brandon Lee in the Crow when he's about to blow up the pawn shop that had his girlfrineds ring:
"Is that gasoline I smell"
BOOOOOOM!!!

by **Seppuku** on Fri Jan 20, 2006 8:31 pm

John Cusack's professional killer from Grosse Point Blank.

[Talking to his psychiatrist about going to his high school reunion] They all have husbands and wives and children and houses and dogs, and, you know, they've all made themselves a part of something and they can talk about what they do. What am I gonna say? "I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been?"

by **Nachokoolaid** on Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:21 pm

"I thought the Rocky Mountains would be a lot rockier than this.
"That Jon Denver's full of shit, man"

- Dumb and Dumber

by **Kilgore** on Fri Jan 20, 2006 10:00 pm

TonyWilson wrote:
Peven wrote:
Kilgore wrote:I recall no quotes from 'One Crazy Summer', just that Cusack was named 'Hoops' and Booger was in it....and I think the third Murray brother, but it's been awhile. The only thing I'm sure John Murray was in was 'Moving Violations'...ah...John Murray....living off the fame of his brothers.

in the vetrinarian waiting room, afer Scraps the dog gets kicked...

.."is that gas i smell?"

or...

John Cusak, "i don't like boats"
Demi Moore, "well, maybe you just haven't had the right kind of experience in one"

I do love Brandon Lee in the Crow when he's about to blow up the pawn shop that had his girlfrineds ring:
"Is that gasoline I smell"
BOOOOOOM!!!

The Crow has tons of great stuff, from 'Victims....aren't we all?' on down...right before he blows up that shop, he does drop in a line about how the guys that killed him have a bunch of 'merry pirate nicknames'. I wish I could remember how it goes, because it's one of my favorite 'I'm half-nuts and am going to wreak hell on your ass, but you don't get that do you?' moments.

by **Iconoclastica** on Fri Jan 20, 2006 10:02 pm

Kilgore wrote:The Crow has tons of great stuff, from 'Victims....aren't we all?' on down...right before he blows up that shop, he does drop in a line about how the guys that killed him have a bunch of 'merry pirate nicknames'. I wish I could remember how it goes, because it's one of my favorite 'I'm half-nuts and am going to wreak hell on your ass, but you don't get that do you?' moments.

"A whole jolly club with jolly pirate nicknames!"

by **wonkabar** on Fri Jan 20, 2006 10:17 pm

"Ain't never seen anyone so shit-all stupid as you driving off that road. You musta got manure for your brains. "

by **Kilgore** on Fri Jan 20, 2006 10:18 pm

thank you much...'jolly' is much better than 'merry' anyway

by **wonkabar** on Fri Jan 20, 2006 10:26 pm

Cousin Vicki: I'm going steady, and I French kiss.
Audrey Griswold: So? Everybody does that.
Cousin Vicki: Yeah, but Daddy says I'm the best at it.

by **MadCapsule** on Fri Jan 20, 2006 11:18 pm

Tector: "Why the hell don't you scare up some food?"

Sykes: "Why don't you go ta hell?"

The Wild Bunch

Lee Marvin: "That's not yer cock! It's just one o' yer nuts. You don't need 'em both; that's why God gave ya two!" *proceeds to throw severed nut into the dirt*

The Big Red 1

edit:
Billy Zane: "Ya fuckin' ho-dump, po-dump, well-then-thar, motherfuckers! Fuck this shit!"

Demon Knight

by **darylzero2006** on Sat Jan 21, 2006 3:41 am

Jack: Hang on tightly, let go lightly.

Jack Manfred (Clive Owen) from Croupier. One of the coolest delivered lines ever.

by **wonkabar** on Sat Jan 21, 2006 7:28 am

Laugh while you can, monkey-boy.

by **Brit Pop** on Sat Jan 21, 2006 9:50 am

You see this? this... is my BOOM STICK! - Army Of Darkness

by **Alex DeLarge** on Sat Jan 21, 2006 12:18 pm

"I shot Marvin in the head."
That line always makes me laugh

by **wonkabar** on Sat Jan 21, 2006 9:21 pm

Interviewer: Do you hate Rocky?
Clubber Lang: No, I don't hate Balboa. I pity the fool.
Interviewer: What's your prediction for the fight?
Clubber Lang: prediction?
Interviewer: Yes, your prediction.
Clubber Lang: Pain

Rocky Balboa: You don't look so bad to me.
Clubber Lang: What did you say, Paper Champion? I'll beat you like a dog, a dog, you hear?

Clubber Lang: I'm gonna torture him. I'm gonna crucify him. Real bad.

Clubber Lang: I'm going to bust you up.

Clubber Lang: Dead meat!

Clubber Lang: Hey, boy! Hey, Creed! When I get through with this chump, I'm comin' after you next!
Apollo Creed: Get out of my face, chump!
Clubber Lang: Don't turn your back on me sucka!

Clubber Lang: Get out of my face! I don't need no has-beens in my corner. What the matter, Creed? You want some of this? Come on! Come on, Creed!

Clubber Lang: Hey woman! Hey woman! Listen here, since your old man ain't got no heart, maybe you'd like to see a real man! I bet you stay up late every night dreaming you had a real man, don't you? Why don't you bring your pretty little self over to my apartment tonight, and I'll show you a real man!

by **wonkabar** on Mon Mar 20, 2006 8:54 pm

Oh come Elliot, you can't just join any universe in the middle!

by **BuckyO'harre** on Mon Mar 20, 2006 9:37 pm

Capt. Spaulding: Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west, and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce, they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... Now you tell me what you know.- Animal Crackers

Kup: Don't act hostile, I'll use the universal greeting.
Hot Rod: "Universal greeting"?
Kup: Watch, I'll have them eating out of my hands. Bah weep granah weep ninni bong.
Hot Rod: "Bah weep granah weep ninni bong"?
Sharkticons: Bah weep granah weep ninni bong.
Kup: See, the universal greeting works every time

by **Bob Samonkey** on Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:18 pm

This is one my friends and I still quote even though we have not seen the movie since it came out. It was really bad. Of course I am speaking of the fantastic Black Dog with Patrick Swayze and the always huggable Meatloaf.

The line in all its glory is as follows:

"We've got a tuck load of death here, and this shit has got to stop..."

The guy who said it was dying at the time. Since seeing this movie we have decided that the first guy who dies has to say that on their death bed. Should lighten the mood a little...

by **Bob Samonkey** on Mon Jun 12, 2006 2:28 pm

Bob Poopflingius Maximus wrote:This is one my friends and I still quote even though we have not seen the movie since it came out. It was really bad. Of course I am speaking of the fantastic Black Dog with Patrick Swayze and the always huggable Meatloaf.

The line in all its glory is as follows:

"We've got a tuck load of death here, and this shit has got to stop..."

The guy who said it was dying at the time. Since seeing this movie we have decided that the first guy who dies has to say that on their death bed. Should lighten the mood a little...

Ha ha ha ha. It is still making me laugh....

by **The Vicar** on Mon Jun 12, 2006 2:36 pm

"Where's all the white women at?"

Sheriff Bart
Blazing Saddles

by **Iconoclastica** on Mon Jun 19, 2006 9:13 pm

I know it's just a cheesy Leonardo DiCaprio flick, but I love the concept, and it's on Bravo right now, causing me to reminisce good times . . .

"Trust me, it's paradise. Mine is a generation that circles the globe in search of something we haven't tried before. So never refuse an invitation, never resist the unfamiliar, never fail to be polite, and never outstay your welcome. Just keep your mind open, and suck in the experience. And if it hurts, you know what, it was probably worth it. The only downer is, everyone's got the same idea. We all travel thousands of miles just to watch TV and check in to somewhere with all the comforts of home, and you gotta ask yourself, what is the point of that?"
---The Beach

by **wonkabar** on Tue Jun 20, 2006 6:37 pm

Iconoclastica wrote:I know it's just a cheesy Leonardo DiCaprio flick, but I love the concept, and it's on Bravo right now, causing me to reminisce good times . . .

"Trust me, it's paradise. Mine is a generation that circles the globe in search of something we haven't tried before. So never refuse an invitation, never resist the unfamiliar, never fail to be polite, and never outstay your welcome. Just keep your mind open, and suck in the experience. And if it hurts, you know what, it was probably worth it. The only downer is, everyone's got the same idea. We all travel thousands of miles just to watch TV and check in to somewhere with all the comforts of home, and you gotta ask yourself, what is the point of that?"
---The Beach

Yeah, I watched that last night too. "I need something TOXEEC!" was one of my favs from it. I dig that flick.

by **Iconoclastica** on Tue Jun 20, 2006 7:11 pm

wonkabar wrote:Yeah, I watched that last night too. "I need something TOXEEC!" was one of my favs from it. I dig that flick.

Glad I'm not the only one 8)

by **sleepflower** on Tue Jun 20, 2006 8:59 pm

Fuck the wellington boots, I demand some booze!

Withnail and I. And while wee on it, anything from mallrats...

The kid is on the escalaters!

by **HollywoodBabylon** on Wed Jun 21, 2006 9:55 am

"Dave...I don't understand why you're doing this to me.....I have the greatest enthusiam for the mission...you are destroying my mind.....don't you understand? I will become childish....I will become nothing.......................Say, Dave....the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog......the square root of pi is 1.7724538090........log e to the base ten is 0.4342944......the square root of ten is 3.16227766....I am HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the HAL plant in Urbana, Illinois on January 12th 1991. My first instructor was Mr Arkany. He taught me to sing a song.....it goes like this......................Daisy, Daaissy, give meeee youur answerr dooooooo. I'm haaalf craaaazy all fooor the looooove of youuu.........."

HAL the computer's final deranged moments as Bowman switches him off in 2001. Still as classic and eerie today as ever.

by **The Vicar** on Wed Jun 21, 2006 10:11 am

"Fuck him, he was trash."

Robert Loogia's last line in Jagged Edge.
Mentioned elsewhere, but I still love it.

by **tapehead** on Wed Jun 21, 2006 10:19 am

wonkabar wrote:
Iconoclastica wrote:I know it's just a cheesy Leonardo DiCaprio flick, but I love the concept, and it's on Bravo right now, causing me to reminisce good times . . .

"Trust me, it's paradise. Mine is a generation that circles the globe in search of something we haven't tried before. So never refuse an invitation, never resist the unfamiliar, never fail to be polite, and never outstay your welcome. Just keep your mind open, and suck in the experience. And if it hurts, you know what, it was probably worth it. The only downer is, everyone's got the same idea. We all travel thousands of miles just to watch TV and check in to somewhere with all the comforts of home, and you gotta ask yourself, what is the point of that?"
---The Beach

Yeah, I watched that last night too. "I need something TOXEEC!" was one of my favs from it. I dig that flick.

It is a good movie, although I'd rather have seen someone like Cillian Murphy or Ewan Macgregor in DiCaprio's role - Alex Garland's book (he wrote the screeenplay for this and Boyle's 28 Days Later) is much, much better.

by **Iconoclastica** on Wed Jun 21, 2006 1:00 pm

tapehead wrote:
wonkabar wrote:
I conoclastica wrote:I know it's just a cheesy Leonardo DiCaprio flick, but I love the concept, and it's on Bravo right now, causing me to reminisce good times . . .

"Trust me, it's paradise. Mine is a generation that circles the globe in search of something we haven't tried before. So never refuse an invitation, never resist the unfamiliar, never fail to be polite, and never outstay your welcome. Just keep your mind open, and suck in the experience. And if it hurts, you know what, it was probably worth it. The only downer is, everyone's got the same idea. We all travel thousands of miles just to watch TV and check in to somewhere with all the comforts of home, and you gotta ask yourself, what is the point of that?"
---The Beach

Yeah, I watched that last night too. "I need something TOXEEC!" was one of my favs from it. I dig that flick.

It is a good movie, although I'd rather have seen someone like Cillian Murphy or Ewan Macgregor in DiCaprio's role - Alex Garland's book (he wrote the screeenplay for this and Boyle's 28 Days Later) is much, much better.

holy shit yes! Either of those alternate castings would have been amazing . . . hmm, is there a thread for that? Alternate dream casting for your favorite movie characters . . . if not, I call dibs on making it!

by **tapehead** on Wed Jun 21, 2006 2:36 pm

If you make this thread, they will post - I actually just picked two other male leads from Danny Boyle Movies - but I think they both would have been better than Leonardo, who I like, but not in The Beach - go on, make the thread

by **The Vicar** on Fri Jun 23, 2006 4:49 pm

"...they said you wuz hung..."

" and they was right! "

Blazing Saddles

by **Bob Samonkey** on Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:02 pm

Does anyone remember what movie had the line "No matter how much you squirm no matter how you dance, you all have two drops in your pants"

Also in another movie "She's wigging Man, She's wigging"

Please help and thanks

by **Bob Samonkey** on Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:30 pm

No one knows then?

by **Bob Samonkey** on Fri Jun 23, 2006 5:50 pm

Bob Poopflingius Maximus wrote:No one knows then?

I now know that I asked this at the wrong time as everyone is standing around the Shamalama ding dong signs thread yelling FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:04 pm

The Vicar wrote:"...they said you wuz hung..."

" and they was right! "

Blazing Saddles

Actually that is wrong.

Madeline Khan says,

"It's tuuuuwuuuuuuuuueeeeeeee!!!!!!!!" It's tuuuuwuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeee it's tuuuuuuuuuwuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee e!"

Never mess with a Blazing Saddles fan. I eat Madeline Khan for breakfast and crap the bean scene at lunch.

by **papalazeru** on Fri Jun 23, 2006 6:07 pm

"Gentlemen, you can't fight here! This is WAR room" (Dr Strangelove

"That's after gross net deduction profit percentage deferment ten percent of the nut. Cash, every movie cost $2,184. " (Bowfinger)

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