ROM The Space Knight and the woman whom loved him

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How Crazy Is She?

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Mildly insane; refers to her cats as "Her Babies" and scolds you for cursing around them
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Level 4 batty; Velcro shoes and Helmet style
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Utterly and irreversibly Fucked in the Head.
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ROM The Space Knight and the woman whom loved him

Postby unikrunk on Tue Jun 13, 2006 3:37 pm

I did a search for anything related to ROM the Space Knight, and came up with nothing; mods, if there is a better place for this please moderate me.

Oooooooookaaaaaay:

Does anyone remember the horrible comic, based on the totally ridiculous toy, ROM? Here is a picture to refresh your memory:

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I have always had a soft spot for this crappy comic and its fairly weak premise, mainly due to it being one of the first comic books I ever read, and the Dire Wraiths scared the crap out of me when I was 7.

While poking around the interwebs today, I stumbled across this woman’s website and I must share the madness with others.

This is not just a fan site. This is full on bat-shit crazy. Take the following passage, regarding her reaction to the comic being cancelled; [i]“My mind just couldn't take this, it reels with shock and pain. The pain is so great that my emotions went numb. I went numb, unable to function properly. I have been through Sept 11 and being abandoned by my spouse, both I stood and felt, but this..this was just to much for my mind to bear! It hurts so bad that I couldn't even cry! My body screams, "NO!!"â€
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Postby austenandrews on Tue Jun 13, 2006 4:46 pm

ROM ruled.

This lady is Level 4 at least.

Wasn't this once SomethingAwful's link of the day? (If not, it should be.)
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Postby Shane on Tue Jun 13, 2006 5:17 pm

Wow why does she love Rom so much
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Postby buster00 on Tue Jun 13, 2006 6:06 pm

See, I thought ROM was metal through and through. I didn't even know he had a human persona under the armor, much less one that looked like Jesus.

Or is that just something this psycho made up in her head?

Either way, this bitch needs real help. She's Level 4 for sure. She'd be higher if not for the fact that she's able to string together sentences.

Wasn't ROM cancelled in the mid-80s? Gotta presume the bust and the drawings came after that. Probably why the spouse left her. She's my new favorite female comedian, ahead of Condi Rice.
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Postby ZombieZoneSolutions on Tue Jun 13, 2006 6:49 pm

Ha ha! Yeah, I saw this site before; I thought it was a dude who made
the site, though, thereby adding to the crazed fetishy hilarity...

Are you sure it isn't a guy? A borderline psychotic ROMosexual fanman???
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Postby austenandrews on Wed Jun 14, 2006 12:22 am

Fairly sure it's a chick. But I like "Romosexual!"
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Postby unikrunk on Wed Jun 14, 2006 1:23 pm

It is certainly a woman, and incredibly fucked. Did anyone read the story where she fucks him back to life?

/wow
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Postby AtomicHyperbole on Wed Jun 14, 2006 1:37 pm

It's alwayts fun to point and laugh at the mentally ill, isn't it?

*sighs*

C'mon, peeps, we're better than this.

*toddles off to watch Big Brother*
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Postby unikrunk on Wed Jun 14, 2006 1:48 pm

AtomicHyperbole wrote:It's alwayts fun to point and laugh at the mentally ill, isn't it?

*sighs*

C'mon, peeps, we're better than this.

*toddles off to watch Big Brother*


I am not better than this. Have you not noticed already?

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Postby papalazeru on Wed Jun 14, 2006 2:25 pm

Im gonna sound sad now but I should point something out.

1) I am not a woman...as much as OTHER people think I am.
2) I have every ROM comic from number 1.
Papa: The musical!

Padders: "Not very classy! Not very classy at all!"
So Sorry "I'll give you a word to describe it: classless."
Cptn Kirks 2pay: ".....utterly unclassy....."
DennisMM: "...Decidedly unclassy..."
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Postby Lurker Johnson on Wed Jun 14, 2006 2:44 pm

I have a feeling that this little guy has been where no man has gone before, if you get my drift

:wink:

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Certifiably, Bat-Shit Crazy.
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Postby austenandrews on Wed Jun 14, 2006 3:19 pm

unikrunk wrote:It is certainly a woman, and incredibly fucked. Did anyone read the story where she fucks him back to life?

/wow

Thanks for taking that one for the team, man.
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Postby papalazeru on Wed Jun 14, 2006 4:36 pm

Gotta admit....at least shes going for a man who can stay hard for years
Papa: The musical!

Padders: "Not very classy! Not very classy at all!"
So Sorry "I'll give you a word to describe it: classless."
Cptn Kirks 2pay: ".....utterly unclassy....."
DennisMM: "...Decidedly unclassy..."
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Postby unikrunk on Wed Jun 14, 2006 4:39 pm

@papa - this is your ROM site, isn't it, you dirty fucker?

Oh, you perv, you filthy old pervy bastard...


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Postby papalazeru on Thu Jul 06, 2006 8:27 pm

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Yeah its my site....watch me dance....Its my site.
Papa: The musical!

Padders: "Not very classy! Not very classy at all!"
So Sorry "I'll give you a word to describe it: classless."
Cptn Kirks 2pay: ".....utterly unclassy....."
DennisMM: "...Decidedly unclassy..."
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Postby Lady Sheridan on Thu Jul 06, 2006 9:24 pm

I like this one, entitled ROM and me:

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Postby papalazeru on Thu Jul 06, 2006 11:21 pm

Yeah she got the got grammar lessons cheap.

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Papa: The musical!

Padders: "Not very classy! Not very classy at all!"
So Sorry "I'll give you a word to describe it: classless."
Cptn Kirks 2pay: ".....utterly unclassy....."
DennisMM: "...Decidedly unclassy..."
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Postby Lady Sheridan on Fri Jul 07, 2006 1:42 pm

You know, it seems to me if you are going to draw illustrations of yourself and ROM...you'd put yourself in something more fetching than sweatpants, no?
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Postby DennisMM on Fri Jul 07, 2006 1:49 pm

Are you hotlinking, LS? Because I can't see that.
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Postby papalazeru on Fri Jul 07, 2006 1:58 pm

I cant believe this thread is still here?

Its gotta have something goign for it
Papa: The musical!

Padders: "Not very classy! Not very classy at all!"
So Sorry "I'll give you a word to describe it: classless."
Cptn Kirks 2pay: ".....utterly unclassy....."
DennisMM: "...Decidedly unclassy..."
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Postby unikrunk on Fri Jul 07, 2006 2:04 pm

I think we farked the site with too many hits - it seems to be dead, Jim.
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Postby Lady Sheridan on Fri Jul 07, 2006 2:26 pm

ROM died all over again...
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Postby Leckomaniac on Fri Jul 07, 2006 2:33 pm

Lady Sheridan wrote:ROM died all over again...


HA! That poor, poor woman.
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Postby DennisMM on Fri Jul 07, 2006 2:33 pm

Probably because the hotlinking exceeded her bandwidth. You bastards!
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Postby unikrunk on Fri Jul 07, 2006 2:46 pm

Lady Sheridan wrote:ROM died all over again...


>explosive evil laughter<

Just thinking of her going through it again makes me melt in evil chuckling. I bet her 39 cats are paying for our actions, right now...Misery style.

Thanks LS!
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Postby DennisMM on Fri Jul 07, 2006 2:48 pm

I hope she saved her files, at least.
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Postby Flumm on Fri Jul 07, 2006 3:16 pm

Lady Sheridan wrote:ROM died all over again...


I daren't think what she's doing to bring him back to life this time around.
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Postby Leckomaniac on Fri Jul 07, 2006 3:17 pm

Flumm wrote:
Lady Sheridan wrote:ROM died all over again...


I daren't think what she's doing to bring him back to life this time around.


Probably sacraficing a cow...

Has anyone seen Voldemoo lately?
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Postby Lady Sheridan on Fri Jul 07, 2006 3:47 pm

Leckomaniac wrote:
Flumm wrote:
Lady Sheridan wrote:ROM died all over again...


I daren't think what she's doing to bring him back to life this time around.


Probably sacraficing a cow...

Has anyone seen Voldemoo lately?


:shock:

Nooooo!!

ROM advocates peace! Is the slaughter of an innocent wizard-cow really worth it?

Remember, lady, death is a path, one that we all must take...perhaps ROM dies only to be spectacularly reborn, like the Phoenix or JR Ewing.
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Postby papalazeru on Fri Jul 07, 2006 5:54 pm

Surely the most spectacular there is Bobby Eweing when he got killed off for a year, the fans complain and then they brought him back pretending the last year was a dream.

How spectacular is that?

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Papa: The musical!

Padders: "Not very classy! Not very classy at all!"
So Sorry "I'll give you a word to describe it: classless."
Cptn Kirks 2pay: ".....utterly unclassy....."
DennisMM: "...Decidedly unclassy..."
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Postby DennisMM on Sun Jul 09, 2006 1:12 am

Rom would kill a Dire Wraith 'til its ass was vapor. Yo!

Maybe this woman can transfer her affections to Florida's own Peter Pan. Who is straight, and don't you forget it!
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Postby bastard_robo on Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:11 am

I still say ROM was a pansy compared to this Bad Mother Fucker...

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Postby Chilli on Tue Jul 24, 2007 4:14 am

Jesus, that's one ugly human-computer hybrid.
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Postby papalazeru on Tue Jul 24, 2007 6:30 am

Rom Rules....fact!
Papa: The musical!

Padders: "Not very classy! Not very classy at all!"
So Sorry "I'll give you a word to describe it: classless."
Cptn Kirks 2pay: ".....utterly unclassy....."
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Postby burlivesleftnut on Tue Jul 24, 2007 8:54 am

SUPPORTED. So there is a rumor going out there that The Wraith in the New Annihilation Conquest even is actually ROM! DISCUSS.
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Re: ROM The Space Knight and the woman whom loved him

Postby TheBaxter on Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:00 am

unikrunk wrote:Image


i never realized this before, but ROM looks kinda like a cylon.
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Postby unikrunk on Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:04 am

Holy crap, I forgot about this thread; in the past few days we have been laughing at this site in another thread. It looks like she never got her site up again after we slash/doted her machine.

Note to crazy cat ladies that get dewy over ROM; don't house your own site - buy a little server space from a local provider, because when you throw that kind of party, everybody on teh interwebs is going to show up.


Oh, and papa, ROM did fucking rule. Dire Wraiths used to scare the shit out of me. Then I got a little older, and started dating them, I am fairly certain. Whatever those women were, it weren’t human, you understand. They were dire, dire wraiths.

@Burl - ROM is in Universe X, no? I think this is how they beat Mephisto, who ends up being Kurt Wagner the whole time...<scratches head like chimp>. Yeah, it could be ROM in disguise, which would be neat.
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Postby Fawst on Tue Jul 24, 2007 9:55 am

unikrunk wrote:Note to crazy cat ladies that get dewy over ROM; don't house your own site - buy a little server space from a local provider, because when you throw that kind of party, everybody on teh interwebs is going to show up.


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Postby Chairman Kaga on Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:00 am

DennisMM wrote:Rom would kill a Dire Wraith 'til its ass was vapor. Yo!

Maybe this woman can transfer her affections to Florida's own Peter Pan. Who is straight, and don't you forget it!

Ahhhhh another hometown staple.
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