Americas Army

[papalazeru]

Im just curious. Its a free online game and Im wondering if anyone has played it?

Im hoping its some vein attempt by the American army to coerce me into joining and fighting nice people we are told are actually nasty because they wont share their oil at a rock bottom price.

Could be fun, could be shite.

Let me know. I'll be playing in a bit so if anyone is there, I wanna know.

[Pacino86845]

Link?

[papalazeru]

Sorry Pacino

http://www.americasarmy.com/

[mistertim]

looks like fun... I might give it a go when i get home from work!

[papalazeru]

Ok...now I've been playing now for a couple of days...

Its good if you like your warfare games, in fact....very good.

Its difficult and there are less cheats than in Counter Strike.

Im recommending the game to anyone who isnt american so that any contract you make isnt legally binding to join the Army.

I have noticed that you can never play as the terrorist force, no matter what side you play on the opposing are the terrorists. A little confusing and annoying. Im sure there would be a 'few' more terrorists than Army if that were the case though.


If you make if through the training, the game is ber-illiant.

Give it a whirl...its free.

[colonel_lugz]

What kind of computer power will i need, you know my machine wheezez like an asthmatic hippo at the best of times

[papalazeru]

The recommended requirements for the game are:
# 3-D graphics card with 128 MB memory and support for hardware transformation and lighting (256 MB video memory for higher detail display)
# 2.4 GHz processor or equivalent
# English version of Windows(r) 2000/XP Operating System with latest updates
# 512 MB RAM
# 2.00GB of uncompressed hard disk space for game files
# 4X CD-ROM (not required for downloaded installations)
# Windows 2000/XP compatible system (including compatible 32-bit drivers for CD-ROM drive, video card, sound card, mouse and keyboard)
# DirectX(r)9.0
# 100% Compatible DirectX 9.0 soundcard
# Broadband Network Connection
# NVIDIA(r) nForce(tm) or other motherboards/soundcards containing the Dolby(r) Digital Interactive Content Encoder required for Dolby Digital audio

All easily attainable for a computer 2 years old

And its all good. Where it says 2.4 Ghz proc, take that as an advisory, it will run on less if you turn the detail down (which helps cos you can spot the enemy better).

[Vegeta]

What do you mean it's free? Everywhere I've gone to try and download is trying to make me purchase a gaming magazins subscription.

[ZombieZoneSolutions]

I hear after you register, it says you must report to your local recruitment
office as you've just enlisted in the Imperial American Armed Forces.

After this you will be sent to guard various key Oil refineries in and around
Iraq for Halliburton. Don't worry though, you'll have plenty of time to rape,
murder, and set ablaze all kinds of innocent women and children. If you
pray really hard, you might even get a chance to get yr torture on at Gitmo!

Yay! Imperial America rulez! (cue nu-metal riff)

[Vegeta]

I hear after you register, it says you must report to your local recruitment
office as you've just enlisted in the Imperial American Armed Forces.

After this you will be sent to guard various key Oil refineries in and around
Iraq for Halliburton. Don't worry though, you'll have plenty of time to rape,
murder, and set ablaze all kinds of innocent women and children. If you
pray really hard, you might even get a chance to get yr torture on at Gitmo!

Yay! Imperial America rulez! (cue nu-metal riff)

although, I expected nothing less from good ol' ZZS

[ZombieZoneSolutions]

I hear after you register, it says you must report to your local recruitment
office as you've just enlisted in the Imperial American Armed Forces.

After this you will be sent to guard various key Oil refineries in and around
Iraq for Halliburton. Don't worry though, you'll have plenty of time to rape,
murder, and set ablaze all kinds of innocent women and children. If you
pray really hard, you might even get a chance to get yr torture on at Gitmo!

Yay! Imperial America rulez! (cue nu-metal riff)

although, I expected nothing less from good ol' ZZS

Right back atcha, my friend...

[papalazeru]

I hear after you register, it says you must report to your local recruitment
office as you've just enlisted in the Imperial American Armed Forces.

After this you will be sent to guard various key Oil refineries in and around
Iraq for Halliburton. Don't worry though, you'll have plenty of time to rape,
murder, and set ablaze all kinds of innocent women and children. If you
pray really hard, you might even get a chance to get yr torture on at Gitmo!

Yay! Imperial America rulez! (cue nu-metal riff)

Yup, Thats the game. You do have to configure special keys for the raping.

Of couse you have the (use) key which throws women to the ground, then you have the change weapon key (mouse up or down) which allows you to select the torture. Then you use the mouse for the movements and then the (use) key again to kill the bitch. A typical day in the life of an American Army regiment.

Its only when you get to the advanced menus you have to worry. The (use) key makes you tell a lie. Mouse1 allows you to brutalise a witness into lying(of course this is a speed round where the most amount of his makes him lie better). Then you have the deceipt, this is done by the crouch button. This allows all troops to syphon off oil while awaiting following orders.

I dont want to get into too much detail but if you work up the 'honor' scale (note the spelling, check me all Nazi...I mean American), you finally end up in the white house, isnt that a treat. Then you can have as many 'honor' point as you wish, whenever you want. Of course, you do realise that when you are in the white house you have to kill to succeed your post.

[ZombieZoneSolutions]

^Awesome! I can't wait to get my atrocity on!

Is there any truth to the rumor about the unlockable Gitmo: Repressed
Homosexual Rage: Torture and Humilation bonus stage? I hear its
scandalicious!

[papalazeru]

unlockable? That comes with the downloadable HULK SMASH package. Yo can select who your raping targets are.

The American Army doesnt discriminate.........well... online anyway. In the showers...That might be a different matter and leave the soap to the noob.

[Fried Gold]

Dear Gamesmaster,

On America's Army 3, how do you get more "Achievement Points"?

[collbarretz]

To get more achievement, you must have more weapons.

[Wolfpack]

In America's Army, first you get the weapons, then you get the achievement, then you get the women.