Not quite the same thing, but a few friends and I in highschool ( i somehow found myself in a posh-ish grammar school with blazers and boardring houses), and occasionally when we would sing hymns, we would all sort of dread/hope that we would get this particular hymn...
Shine, Jesus, Shine
Essentialy, what we did, was to will ourselves into hearing "shite" or "shiting" instead of "light" or "lighting".
Which sounds innocent enough, but when there's a room with several hundred people in it, including your friends, prefects, teachers and so on, continuing to sing it with gusto, and it is inescapable from your ears, it took on an almost literal PAMP level of LASH...
Not least because of the lyrical connotations...
Lord the light of Your love is shining
In the midst of the darkness, shining
Set us free by the truth
You now bring us Jesus, Light of the world
Shine upon us Shine on me Shine on me Shine
Jesus, shine Blaze, Spirit, blaze, Set our hearts on fire
Flood the nations with grace and mercy
Fill this land with the Father's glory
Flow, river, flow
Send forth Your Word, Lord
And let there be light Lord,
I come into Your awesome presence
From the shadows into Your radiance
By the blood I may enter Your brightness
Search me, try me, consume all my darkness
Shine on me Shine, Jesus, shine Shine on me
Fill this land with the Father's glory Blaze, Spirit, blaze
Set our hearts on fire Flow, river, flow
Flood the nations with grace and mercy
Fill this land with the Father's glory Shine, Jesus, shine
Send forth Your Word, Lord And let there be light Flow, river, flow
Blaze, Spirit, blaze,
Set our hearts on fire
Flood the nations with grace and mercy
Send forth Your Word, Lord And let there be light
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