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Postby bastard_robo on Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:04 pm

Has anyone else heard of her. Or heard her single "SMILE" I cant get this song out of my head. Its so goddamn infectious.

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Postby AtomicHyperbole on Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:10 pm

Read the best of albums 2006 thread! Course we heard of her... ;)

The album is ace.





























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Postby bastard_robo on Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:23 pm

AtomicHyperbole wrote:Read the best of albums 2006 thread! Course we heard of her... ;)

The album is ace.





























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Postby Keepcoolbutcare on Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:48 pm

Personally, I'm an atheist in the voting booth and a theist in the movie theatre. I separate the morality of religion with the spirituality and solace of it. There is something boring about atheism.
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Postby tangerine on Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:49 pm

AtomicHyperbole wrote:I will get her into bed eventually.


Only if I'm there with a camcorder.
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Postby Keepcoolbutcare on Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:50 pm

her 14yr. old bewb was teh hotness...
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Postby AtomicHyperbole on Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:55 pm

tangerine wrote:
AtomicHyperbole wrote:I will get her into bed eventually.


Only if I'm there with a camcorder.


I'm sure that can be arranged.

Got any duct tape and black shoe polish?
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Postby dimnix on Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:56 pm

Lily Allen is hilarious. She has this adorable, sweet, playful thing going on in her sound and her videos but if you listen to the lyrics she's got a fucking great sense of humor, and she's downright vicious in interviews.

The girl's awesome.



...And yeah, I'd hit that.
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Postby AtomicHyperbole on Wed Dec 20, 2006 7:57 pm

Gotta love the song Not Big. It's just... so deliciously evil...
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Postby tangerine on Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:03 pm

AtomicHyperbole wrote:
tangerine wrote:
AtomicHyperbole wrote:I will get her into bed eventually.


Only if I'm there with a camcorder.


I'm sure that can be arranged.

Got any duct tape and black shoe polish?


Well of course!! And a leather collar with a massive chain.


..... hang on.... :shock: what's the shoe polish for?
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Postby AtomicHyperbole on Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:04 pm

tangerine wrote:
AtomicHyperbole wrote:
tangerine wrote:
AtomicHyperbole wrote:I will get her into bed eventually.


Only if I'm there with a camcorder.


I'm sure that can be arranged.

Got any duct tape and black shoe polish?


Well of course!! And a leather collar with a massive chain.


..... hang on.... :shock: what's the shoe polish for?


I was considering melting it down for application.
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Postby tangerine on Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:34 pm

AtomicHyperbole wrote:
tangerine wrote:
AtomicHyperbole wrote:
tangerine wrote:
AtomicHyperbole wrote:I will get her into bed eventually.


Only if I'm there with a camcorder.


I'm sure that can be arranged.

Got any duct tape and black shoe polish?


Well of course!! And a leather collar with a massive chain.


..... hang on.... :shock: what's the shoe polish for?


I was considering melting it down for application.


You obviously win the race on filthy imagination. I'm impressed.
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Postby papalazeru on Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:40 pm

dimnix wrote:Image


Like it centurion...Like it!
Papa: The musical!

Padders: "Not very classy! Not very classy at all!"
So Sorry "I'll give you a word to describe it: classless."
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DennisMM: "...Decidedly unclassy..."
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Postby John-Locke on Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:46 pm

Her dad (Keith) is a complete Struggling Background Artist.
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Postby papalazeru on Wed Dec 20, 2006 8:49 pm

And I care...She looks like filth...

papalazeru wrote:
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Like it centurion...Like it!


As I said above.
Papa: The musical!

Padders: "Not very classy! Not very classy at all!"
So Sorry "I'll give you a word to describe it: classless."
Cptn Kirks 2pay: ".....utterly unclassy....."
DennisMM: "...Decidedly unclassy..."
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Postby TonyWilson on Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:37 am

John-Locke wrote:Her dad (Keith) is a complete Struggling Background Artist.


I like his documentaries though. Even if they are more about Allen than the subject.
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Postby John-Locke on Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:53 am

Would she have become famous if her Dad wasn't famous?

I think not, she would have been expelled (which she almost was) instead of being given the extra attention that the teachers gave her to find something she was good at.
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Postby TonyWilson on Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:56 am

John-Locke wrote:Would she have become famous if her Dad wasn't famous?

I think not, she would have been expelled (which she almost was) instead of being given the extra attention that the teachers gave her to find something she was good at.



hehehe, that's probably very true. I don't get her appeal.
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Postby colonel_lugz on Thu Dec 21, 2006 9:58 am

I only found out who she was when she was on Buzzcocks two weeks ago.






i would tho.......just to teach her a lesson if nothing else
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Postby Bob Samonkey on Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:12 am

Keepcoolbutcare wrote:her 14yr. old bewb was teh hotness...


WAIT WAIT WAIT!!!! When did this happen and why did I miss it??!?
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Postby AtomicHyperbole on Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:49 am

tangerine wrote:
AtomicHyperbole wrote:
tangerine wrote:
AtomicHyperbole wrote:
tangerine wrote:
AtomicHyperbole wrote:I will get her into bed eventually.


Only if I'm there with a camcorder.


I'm sure that can be arranged.

Got any duct tape and black shoe polish?


Well of course!! And a leather collar with a massive chain.


..... hang on.... :shock: what's the shoe polish for?


I was considering melting it down for application.


You obviously win the race on filthy imagination. I'm impressed.


Like I said, and I quote, "I am teh kinky".
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Re: Lily Allen

Postby havocSchultz on Thu Dec 21, 2006 10:53 am

bastard_robo wrote:Has anyone else heard of her. Or heard her single "SMILE" I cant get this song out of my head. Its so goddamn infectious.





I don't know...the last time I checked out something that somebody said was "infectious" I spent a week in Kirk's basement listening to him ramble on about me needing to put the lotiom on my skin, or I'd get some sort of hose again...

??



But the intriguing nature of this 14 year old bewb has my interests "piqued"
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Postby havocSchultz on Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:28 am

So is this chick cooler than, as cool as, or less cooler than this bird...?





















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Postby mistertim on Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:33 am

She was ok on NMTB, but as far as I'm concerned, the jury's still out on her music (I liked 'LDN' when it first came out, but it starts to grate when it's on the radio 10 times a day for months), but this certainly made her go up in my estimation....
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Postby AtomicHyperbole on Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:49 am

mistertim wrote:She was ok on NMTB but as far as I'm concerned, the jury's still out on her music (I liked 'LDN' when it first came out, but it starts to grate when it's on the radio 10 times a day for months), but this certainly made her go up in my estimation....


Too fucking right. The editor of NME has been on record saying they tailor their magazine PURELY to what's popular for the kids.

Hmm...

Can I blame them for My Chemical Romance?
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Postby TonyWilson on Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:18 pm

Never Mind The Buzzcocks is more scripted than shakespeare.
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Postby tapehead on Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:27 pm

TonyWilson wrote:Never Mind The Buzzcocks is more scripted than shakespeare.


Yeah - the thought has crossed my mind

It's HEAVILY edited as well
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Postby dimnix on Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:12 pm

Lily Allen writes the happiest sounding songs about old ladies getting stabbed and people smoking pot and fucking girls next door that you will ever hear.

It's all a hell of a lot sharper than the majority of popular music.

So for that, and the fact that she's cute as hell with a wicked sense of humor, we should be happy.
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Postby Bob Samonkey on Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:19 pm

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Postby so sorry on Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:21 pm

AtomicHyperbole wrote:Watch for the Milf...


a) that sounded like a pretty cool song!

b) she looks purty

c) that jonathan ross is a douchebag

d) she doesn't seem to have much of a personality, do she?

e) MILF? wow, you have some low standards....

f) Adam Sandler looks so fucking confused
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Postby TonyWilson on Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:21 pm

It worries me so many guys get off on emasculation by a pretty(ish) girl.
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Postby AtomicHyperbole on Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:34 pm

TonyWilson wrote:It worries me so many guys get off on emasculation by a pretty(ish) girl.


Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
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Postby TonyWilson on Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:39 pm

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TonyWilson wrote:It worries me so many guys get off on emasculation by a pretty(ish) girl.


Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.


Thanks for the non-sequitur.
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Postby AtomicHyperbole on Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:49 pm

TonyWilson wrote:
AtomicHyperbole wrote:
TonyWilson wrote:It worries me so many guys get off on emasculation by a pretty(ish) girl.


Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.


Thanks for the non-sequitur.


Was it elegiac enough?
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Postby TonyWilson on Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:51 pm

AtomicHyperbole wrote:
TonyWilson wrote:
AtomicHyperbole wrote:
TonyWilson wrote:It worries me so many guys get off on emasculation by a pretty(ish) girl.


Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.


Thanks for the non-sequitur.


Was it elegiac enough?


Well, even I said yes, you wouldn't know what it meant :P :P :P :P


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Postby TonyWilson on Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:52 pm

AtomicHyperbole wrote:
TonyWilson wrote:
AtomicHyperbole wrote:
TonyWilson wrote:It worries me so many guys get off on emasculation by a pretty(ish) girl.


Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.


Thanks for the non-sequitur.


Was it elegiac enough?


Well, even I said yes, you wouldn't know what it meant :P :P :P :P


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Postby AtomicHyperbole on Thu Dec 21, 2006 8:53 pm

TonyWilson wrote:
AtomicHyperbole wrote:
TonyWilson wrote:
AtomicHyperbole wrote:
TonyWilson wrote:It worries me so many guys get off on emasculation by a pretty(ish) girl.


Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.


Thanks for the non-sequitur.


Was it elegiac enough?


Well, even I said yes, you wouldn't know what it meant :P :P :P :P


(i'm totally fucking mashed btw, take none of this to heart)


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Postby Keepcoolbutcare on Fri Dec 22, 2006 1:05 am

TonyWilson wrote:It worries me so many guys get off on emasculation by a pretty(ish) girl.


what's wrong with bitch-pop?
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Postby Brocktune on Fri Dec 22, 2006 1:13 am

dimnix wrote:It's all a hell of a lot sharper than the majority of popular music.


thats kind of like praising moe for being the smartest stooge, y'know.
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Postby silentbobafett on Fri Dec 22, 2006 4:17 am

[quote]ily Allen writes the happiest sounding songs about old ladies getting stabbed and people smoking pot and fucking girls next door that you will ever hear. [/quote]

Try listening to Pulp - Ordinary People.... (well not so much for old ladies getting stabbed - but for hilarious yet genius pop music!)
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Postby AtomicHyperbole on Fri Dec 22, 2006 5:16 am

Keepcoolbutcare wrote:
TonyWilson wrote:It worries me so many guys get off on emasculation by a pretty(ish) girl.


what's wrong with bitch-pop?


You got that link in English? ;)
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Postby HollywoodBabylon on Fri Dec 29, 2006 3:33 pm

Good luck to her and all that, and I know she's not exactly supposed to appeal to my age group (early 30s), but let's be honest here; her soundbites and "oh, lets-be-controversial-for-the-sake-of-it-so-I-can- be-classed-as-having-attitude" quotes are so transparent in their publicity seeking aspirations that it borders on laughable. She's an OK talent from the little I've heard, but make no mistake: Chrissie Hynde or Sinead O'Connor she ain't. They'd eat the poor little dear for dinner before spitting her out. And that's when they were her age.

Maybe she got delusions of controversy from that champagne socialist comedian father of hers. Who knows?
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Postby stereosforgeeks on Sat Jan 20, 2007 11:25 am

I just got 4 tickets for the Feb. 16th show in DC.

She makes fun pop music. Thats as much as I am going to think on that topic.
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Postby tapehead on Sun Aug 19, 2007 3:04 am

Lily Allen in third nipple scandal!

It's Sunday, I'm bored - think of it as like reading one of those dodgy British Murdoch-owned papers or the Enquirer.
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Postby RaulMonkey on Sun Aug 19, 2007 5:00 am

Haha, that's awesome. Lily Allen is well cute. I wonder if what she said is true: that one in ten people have a third nipple? Does anyone here? We won't make fun of you... Well, I promise I won't... unless it becomes a whole thing like Bob's big hands...
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Postby Seppuku on Sun Aug 19, 2007 5:15 am

You know, if it were true that 1/10 people have a third nipple, I'm willing to bet that the vast majority of them are emos concealing the nipple on their forehead via a great big fringe.

The only way to confirm this is to grab an emo next time you're in town, and yank the hair out of his/her face. If they go all aggro on ya, just say you're looking for their third nipple and they'll understand.
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Postby HollywoodBabylon on Sun Aug 19, 2007 12:38 pm

First Lily, now Amy Whinehouse. Makes you think even The Spice Girls weren't nearly as unbearable as we first thought.
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