Bluebottle wrote:Adam Balm wrote:Roses are red,
violets are blue,
all of our base,
are belong to you.
awesome.
NERD.
A very late quote of this, but for extra nerdiness:
$ROSES = #FF0000;
$VIOLETS = #0000FF;
chown -r you ~/base/
Bluebottle wrote:Adam Balm wrote:Roses are red,
violets are blue,
all of our base,
are belong to you.
awesome.
NERD.
silentbobafett wrote:And I said Do you recall Breakfast at Tiffany's
She said yes I recall, I think we both kinda liked it
Like that?
Adam Balm wrote:A real poem by my brother:
Twinkle, twinkle little star.
Very shiny, like a car.
...
....too bad everything's bullshit.
No kidding, a REAL POEM by my brother!
Yo homie, this thread is wack.
I brought my rhymes to pick up yo slack.
White folks can rap poems, no matter how lean.
Oh snap, I just owned your thread Tangerine.
godzillasushi wrote:This is what I was going to put in Tangerine's poem thread:Yo homie, this thread is wack.
I brought my rhymes to pick up yo slack.
White folks can rap poems, no matter how lean.
Oh snap, I just owned your thread Tangerine.
DinoDeLaurentiis in the Poetry Wall thread wrote:Hehehe... I'm a just unna'locking to share a this a little PM I get from a the So Sorry, eh?so sorry wrote:I'm very disapointed that you didn't make a ryhme out of this locking.
WAKE UP OLD MAN, you missed a perfect opportunity to make with the funny!
thebostonlocksmith wrote:I once had a dog who made us all smile,
It got sick so we put it down after a while...
havocSchultz wrote:Kirk was hungry and went to the store,
on the way there he met Bantha the whore.
Kirk made a funny
and dropped all his money,
and Bantha wrestled him to the floor.
Kirk SCREAMED for ELLEN!
And Bantha acted like a felon,
and was then wearing his pants
no more.
Bantha said: "Ellen's a minor"
and Kirk yelled "sixty-niner"
Bantha pulled out,
And they both began to shout:
I love you man, and
Fucking Diner.
ONeillSG1 wrote:havocSchultz wrote:Kirk was hungry and went to the store,
on the way there he met Bantha the whore.
Kirk made a funny
and dropped all his money,
and Bantha wrestled him to the floor.
Kirk SCREAMED for ELLEN!
And Bantha acted like a felon,
and was then wearing his pants
no more.
Bantha said: "Ellen's a minor"
and Kirk yelled "sixty-niner"
Bantha pulled out,
And they both began to shout:
I love you man, and
Fucking Diner.
havocSchultz wrote:Kirk was hungry and went to the store,
on the way there he met Bantha the whore.
Kirk made a funny
and dropped all his money,
and Bantha wrestled him to the floor.
Kirk SCREAMED for ELLEN!
And Bantha acted like a felon,
and was then wearing his pants
no more.
Bantha said: "Ellen's a minor"
and Kirk yelled "sixty-niner"
Bantha pulled out,
And they both began to shout:
I love you man, and
Fucking Diner.
godzillasushi wrote:havocSchultz wrote:K irk was hungry and went to the store,
on the way there he met Bantha the whore.
Kirk made a funny
and dropped all his money,
and Bantha wrestled him to the floor.
Kirk SCREAMED for ELLEN!
And Bantha acted like a felon,
and was then wearing his pants
no more.
Bantha said: "Ellen's a minor"
and Kirk yelled "sixty-niner"
Bantha pulled out,
And they both began to shout:
I love you man, and
Fucking Diner.
That was fantastic! You're an amazing poet with the literary skills of the worlds finest authors, and you're lines are light as a feather from only the most beautiful angels.
Nachokoolaid wrote:
It also reminded me how awesome the name Henry Wadsworth Longfellow is. I mean, is there a cooler name on the planet?
Lord Voldemoo wrote:Hmmm...Johnny Cash is a great name. And Cash rhymes with lots of stuff.
A Boy Named Cash (not Sue)
There once was a boy named Cash
He would, at times, IPAMPILASH
He spent his time in teh Zone
Looking for someone to bone
But Jaina was waiting for Ash.
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