Write the first song lyric that comes into your head

[RaulMonkey]

fine, as long as its peter tork or davey jones, I don't mind







... you uptight square

Whoever that feeb in the tuque was--I think that was Davey.

And me and John Sebastian from the Lovin' Spoonful can double team him so I don't loose my street cred.

[tapehead]

bet you wish Manson got in when he auditioned



- he was referred by Wilson bro from the Beach Boys who later drowned (Carl?)

[RaulMonkey]

Ooh, creepy, Charlie M. It probably would've made for some really interesting episodes though. He could've played the drums and he'd look like Animal.

[tapehead]

I'd say Charlie would have played guitar and sung -
I've heard some of his solo work. I always pictured Charlie's Monkees as like the Pychedelic Rock pop group from Get Smart 'The Sacred Cows' - they only had one song, I found the lyrics online;

Kill, kill, kill
Thrill, thrill, thrill
Make a scene
Bump off the Dean
Yeh, yeh, yeh
Knock off the squares
Take to the street
Kill everyone you meet
Just kill, kill, kill
Hey, hey, hey
Dig what I say,
Get a gun
And kill your mum
Woh, woh, woh
Don’t you know
Love is out
Hate’s what it’s about
Just kill, kill, kill
Don’t just stand there being placid
Get into some psychopathic acid
I’ll take you to a place that’s purple and paisley
There’s no problem everybody is crazy
Come on get rid of your frustration
Get into our hate generation
If you are ready......
Kill, kill, kill
Thrill. Thrill, thrill
Make a scene
Bump off the Dean
Woh, woh, woh
Don’t you know
Love is out
Hate’s what it’s about
Just kill, kill, kill'

[RaulMonkey]

Would you believe... CREEPY!? Good find, dude.

[tangerine]

Please, allow me to quote teh best lyric-writer in the WORLD:

So there still is hope, yes I can be healed
There is someone looking for what I've concealed
In my secret drawer, in my pockets deep
You will find the reasons that I can't sleep
But will you still want me?

Man, I'm gonna be quoting Bright Eyes here all days long from now on

[darkjedijaina]

If you question what I would do
To get over and be with you
Lift you up over everything
To light up my room

barenaked ladies.

[mistertim]

Succumb to the line
The finishing time
The long distance runner
Has stopped on the corner
But i won't give up
Although i've stopped too

Before the end of me and you
The patchwork explains
The land is unchanged

Interpret the rooms
My tears in the typing pool
The letters are sighing
The ink is still drying
I told you the truth
And now i sigh too

The page turns on me and you
Across that white plain
The land is unchanged

Broadcast - Tears in the Typing Pool

[Seppuku]

These guys aren't exactly a lyrics band, but they're in my head, so what can you do:

Need a crystal ball to see her in the morning
And magic eyes to read between the lines.
I take a wrong direction
From a shooting star
In the love dimension
Fading fast from taking this too far

Teenage Fanclub - Sparky's Dream

[DennisMM]

My daddy was a cop
On the East Side of Chicago
Back in the USA
Back in the bad old days

- "The Night Chicago Died," Paper Lace


It's awful, but it's what came to mind. Let's ignore that the "east side of Chicago" is Lake Michigan.

[tangerine]

The end of paralysis, I was a statuette
Now I'm drunk as hell on a piano bench
And when I press the keys it all gets reversed
The sound of loneliness makes me happier

Bright Eyes - Poison Oak

So.....farking.....brilliant!!

[Fawst]

"All you need is a modest house in a modest neighborhood in a modest town where honest people dwell." - dredg

And for my friend who I know would post this:

"Nobody's perfect, but I'm pretty fucking close."

[MonkeyM666]

BANAMANA....do dooo de do do

MANAMANA... do, dodo do

MANAMANA... do do dedoodo, dadoodo dadodo dodo doo do do dedo.

[DennisMM]

Attribution, for heaven's sake!

[DinoDeLaurentiis]

Take a one fresh anna tender kiss, eh?
Anna then add a one stolen night of a the bliss
A one girl, a one boy
Some a grief, anna some a joy, no?
A the memories, they are a made of a this, no?

Dean Martin, eh?

[WinslowLeach]

Father wears his sunday best
Mothers tired she nests a rest
The kids are playing up downstairs
Sisters singing in her sleep
Brothers got a date to keep he cant hang around
OUR HOUSE In the middle of the street OUR HOUSE

"OUR HOUSE" by Madness

[Doc Holliday]

Oh we drink-a drink-a drink-a, to Lily the Pink-a Pink-a, Pink - the saviour of.....the hu-man ra-hey-ace......

[colonel_lugz]

Let me take you down
Cos i'm going to
Strawberry Fields
Nothing is real
and nothing to get hung about
Strawberry Fields forever

[thebostonlocksmith]

Oh we drink-a drink-a drink-a, to Lily the Pink-a Pink-a, Pink - the saviour of.....the hu-man ra-hey-ace......

Why do i remember that??? It was terrible and brilliant at the same time...

If you don't know what i mean then thik of Kiss' 'Crazy crazy nights' or 'I was made for loving you' Songs so momentously bad that they are in fact brilliant...

[LaDracul]

"People who fear me, never go near me, I am the tiger!"-ABBA, "The Tiger"

Yeah, I've been on an ABBA kick as of late.

[AtomicHyperbole]

Keep your electric eye on me babe
Put your ray gun to my head
Press your space face close to mine, love
Freak out in a moonage daydream oh yeah!

[Doc Holliday]

Oh we drink-a drink-a drink-a, to Lily the Pink-a Pink-a, Pink - the saviour of.....the hu-man ra-hey-ace......

Why do i remember that??? It was terrible and brilliant at the same time...

If you don't know what i mean then thik of Kiss' 'Crazy crazy nights' or 'I was made for loving you' Songs so momentously bad that they are in fact brilliant...

When I was 6 I lived in the U.A.E. and Lily the Pink was our school song.

Class eh?

"Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb..."

[ThisIsTheGirl]

Yeah, I've been on an ABBA kick as of late.

Now THAT's a kick I can get on board with! A Partridge favourite!

Voulez-vous
A-ha!
Take it now or leave it
A-ha!
Now is all we get
A-ha
Nothing promised, no regrets
Voulez-vous
A-ha!
Ain't no big decision
A-ha!
You know what to do
La question c'est voulez-vous

[doglips]

Oh we drink-a drink-a drink-a, to Lily the Pink-a Pink-a, Pink - the saviour of.....the hu-man ra-hey-ace......

Why do i remember that??? It was terrible and brilliant at the same time...

If you don't know what i mean then thik of Kiss' 'Crazy crazy nights' or 'I was made for loving you' Songs so momentously bad that they are in fact brilliant...

When I was 6 I lived in the U.A.E. and Lily the Pink was our school song.

Class eh?

"Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb..."

I was having trouble on the song lyrics memory there, but you have inspired a PWEI lightbulb above my head, Doc.

'gimme big mac, fries to go' 'gimme big mac fries to go'

[DennisMM]

Keep your electric eye on me babe
Put your ray gun to my head
Press your space face close to mine, love
Freak out in a moonage daydream oh yeah!

Attribution, for heaven's sake!

[Doc Holliday]

LOL Dog - now THAT'S a quality tune


you're never going to let me forget my burger tirade are you?

[ThisIsTheGirl]

PWEI

Brummie goodness!


Just sayin'.....

[AtomicHyperbole]

Kee p your electric eye on me babe
Put your ray gun to my head
Press your space face close to mine, love
Freak out in a moonage daydream oh yeah!

Attribution, for heaven's sake!

I have my reasons. Besides, I'm all right. The Band is all together.

[Doc Holliday]

I'm ready for the shuffle, ready for the deal, ready to let go of the steering wheel......

[ThisIsTheGirl]

Um, I think Dennis wants to know who sung the lyrics, AH.

(it's Bowie, Dennis)

You also asked about this one:

BANAMANA....do dooo de do do

MANAMANA... do, dodo do

MANAMANA... do do dedoodo, dadoodo dadodo dodo doo do do dedo.

I do believe that one is The Muppets (various)

[AtomicHyperbole]

Um, I think Dennis wants to know who sung the lyrics, AH.

(it's Bowie, Dennis)

You also asked about this one:

BANAMANA....do dooo de do do

MANAMANA... do, dodo do

MANAMANA... do do dedoodo, dadoodo dadodo dodo doo do do dedo.

I do believe that one is The Muppets (various)

Why did he have to use a big word?

[ThisIsTheGirl]

We lurve teh bigg werdz

[tapehead]

Jessie is a friend, yeah, I know he's been a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed that ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a girl and I want to make her mine
And she's watching him with those eyes
And she's loving him with that body, I just know it
Yeah and he's holding her in his arms late, late at night................

[WinslowLeach]

...YA KNOW I WISH THAT I HAD JESSIES GIRL!! BA BADA DA DAAA DAA WHY CANT I FIND A WOMAN LIKE DAT?!

Sorry couldnt resist.

[tapehead]

that's what I was looking for, Winslow

[Wolfpack]

When I was seventeen,
I drank a very good beer.
I drank a very good beer
I purchased with my fake ID.
My name was Bryan McGee.
I stayed up listening to Queen.
When I was seventeen.

-Homer Simpson's Beer Song

[minstrel]

You were under the impression
That when you were walking forward
That you'd end up further onward
But things ain't quite that simple.

- The Who. Some song from Quadrophenia. Sounds great with Roger Daltrey bellowing it out.

[Ribbons]

When I was seventeen,
I drank a very good beer.
I drank a very good beer
I purchased with my fake ID.
My name was Bryan McGee.
I stayed up listening to Queen.
When I was seventeen.

IPAMPILASH!

"You will find those lingering voices
Are just your ego's attempt to make it all clean and nice
And make a moron out of you.
Crossing the bridge on weakening cables,
Huddled up in fear and hate, because we know our fate,
And it's a lot to put us through."

-The Shins, "Fighting in a Sack"
_____________

[Chairman Kaga]

Little old lady got mutilated late last night.
Werewolves of London again.

[Fried Gold]

I found a photograph of you and me
Drinking sangria somewhere by the sea
There's laughter in our eyes and dreams in our hearts
Before life waded in and tore it all apart

[WinslowLeach]

I dont know why sometimes I get frightened
You can see me eyes, You can tell that I'm not lyiiiin'

- "I Got You" by Split Enz

[DennisMM]

Um, I think Dennis wants to know who sung the lyrics, AH.

(it's Bowie, Dennis)

You also asked about this one:

BANAMANA....do dooo de do do

MANAMANA... do, dodo do

MANAMANA... do do dedoodo, dadoodo dadodo dodo doo do do dedo.

I do believe that one is The Muppets (various)

I like to know who sang the songs. Is that so wrong?

[tapehead]

I'm just the same - and until I find out, it can drive me to distraction.

...like Fried Gold's lyrics are right now...

[DinoDeLaurentiis]

You were under the impression
That when you were walking forward
That you'd end up further onward
But things ain't quite that simple.

- The Who. Some song from Quadrophenia. Sounds great with Roger Daltrey bellowing it out.

SOME song?!? SOME SONG?!?!?

That's a the "Punk anna the Godfather", eh?

Holy crappa, where's a the love anna respect, no?

[DinoDeLaurentiis]

I do believe that one is The Muppets (various)

Technically, she was a sung by a the Jim Henson, no?

[tapehead]

I thought it was on Sesame Street, rather than the Muppets?

but I'm splitting hairs...

edit: I'm thinking of that other classic - 'Some of us are here!'

[DinoDeLaurentiis]

Holy crappa, I take it a back, eh?

[WinslowLeach]

Please put down what song youre quoting. You could be makin wacky crap up for all we know.

[Brocktune]

Yeah, I've been on an ABBA kick as of late.

Now THAT's a kick I can get on board with! A Partridge favourite!

Voulez-vous
A-ha!
Take it now or leave it
A-ha!
Now is all we get
A-ha
Nothing promised, no regrets
Voulez-vous
A-ha!
Ain't no big decision
A-ha!
You know what to do
La question c'est voulez-vous

thats like my favorite ABBA song.

anyway, on to business

Well step aside my friend
I been doing it for years
I say, sit on down, open your eyes
And open up your ears
Say, put a tree in your butt
Put a, a bumblebee in your butt
Put a clock in your butt
Put a big rock in your butt
Say, put some fleas in your butt
Say, start to sneeze in your butt
Say, put a tin can in your butt
Put a little tiny man in your butt
Say, put a light in your butt
Say, make it bright in your butt
Say, put a TV in your butt
Say, put me in your butt

[mistertim]

I went away to see an old friend of mine
His sister came over she was out of her mind
She said jesus had a twin who knew nothing about sin
She was laughing like crazy at the trouble Im in
Her light eyes were dancing she is insane
Her brother says shes just a bitch with a golden chain
She keeps coming closer saying I can feel it in my bones
Schizophrenia is taking me home

My future is static
Its already had it
I could tuck you in
And we can talk about it
I had a dream
And it split the scene
But I got a hunch
Its coming back to me

Sonic Youth - Scizophrenia