The Zone

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:14 am

Heh, don't ban me if this thread's been done before but I think this would be a good thread.

List (with links preferably, either video or just audio to the song you have in mind) what songs sum you and your useless pathetic wasteful lives (yes you are all wasters, why do you think you are here in this place reading my post for? Heh, don't ban me Mister How Dare Kirk Call Me A Waster, I'm the one with the highest post count here, can't get any worse than that. Until Havoc overtakes me soon, it don't mean a thing man, Shania Twain, Anna Paquin, ELLEN(!!!) aren't gonna love ya for it. Only the other Canadian moron, Jim Carrey, and loads of other dumb country animals.). Oh and please list why. Again, this is apart of Kirk's Zoner Psychology examination. I like to know what brain nutrients you guys have before I can eat it after I've chatted it up, got it drunk, fed it drugs, took it back to my place, shoved my hand up it's skirt on the way up the stairs to my room, seduced, manipulated then shagged it, before letting my pet Otters have their way with it before kicking it out in the morning without even cooking it breakfast, before I get an even younger and more stupid one round for the afternoon, with my knowledge of it's weaknesses.

Anyway, here's my song.

Get the idea?

by **Pacino86845** on Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:16 am

This has been more or less covered with the Sountrack to your Life thread. Good idea, though.

by **Pacino86845** on Sun Mar 04, 2007 11:13 am

My bad... and on that note, Loser by Beck.

by **WinslowLeach** on Sun Mar 04, 2007 11:24 am

Gin and Juice by Snoop Doggy Dogg

by **Peven** on Sun Mar 04, 2007 11:57 am

"Time" by Pink Floyd

by **minstrel** on Sun Mar 04, 2007 12:40 pm

Dunno ... maybe "Eat It" by Weird Al.

EDIT: Also "The Piano Has Been Drinking" by Tom Waits

And the Irish folk song "Carrickfergus", for the lines "I'm drunk today, and I'm rarely sober ..."

by **darkjedijaina** on Sun Mar 04, 2007 1:44 pm

"Bitch" by Meredith Brooks...

by **minstrel** on Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:08 pm

Maybe the version of "12 Days of Christmas" by Bob and Doug McKenzie.

by **instant_karma** on Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:30 pm

Apparently there is no song called 'Totally Fucking Brilliant', so as yet there is no song that best sums me up...

by **minstrel** on Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:32 pm

instant_karma wrote:Apparently there is no song called 'Totally Fucking Brilliant', so as yet there is no song that best sums me up...

Hmm ... maybe one called "(I Wish I Was) Totally Fucking Brilliant".

by **WinslowLeach** on Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:54 pm

Instant karmas theme song should be: Youre So Vain!!

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! GOTCHA!!

by **Retardo_Montalban** on Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:56 pm

WinslowLeach wrote:Instant karmas theme song should be: Youre So Vain!!

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! GOTCHA!!

But then the song wouldn't be about him.

by **WinslowLeach** on Sun Mar 04, 2007 2:58 pm

HAHA! Nice!

by **TonyWilson** on Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:07 pm

Well I think I'm doing my self a grave disservice to say that only one song could describe my brilliance. But Nirvana's "Where Did You Sleep Last Night" Is appropriate in some ways. And "Subtarranean Homesick Alien" by Radiohead too.

by **WinslowLeach** on Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:09 pm

So youre an alien being who sleeps in the cold forrest?

by **TonyWilson** on Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:11 pm

WinslowLeach wrote:So youre an alien being who sleeps in the cold forrest?

Exactly.

by **minstrel** on Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:16 pm

Actually, I don't know precisely what song could properly describe my brilliance. But whatever song it is, it's probably really short.

Songs that describe my dullness, however, would be epic in length.

Sigh.

by **WinslowLeach** on Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:18 pm

We're just people man, just try to do the best you can.

Hey, that rhymed! BRILLIANT!

by **Norm** on Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:21 pm

"Where Everybody Knows Your Name" by Gary Portnoy

by **WinslowLeach** on Sun Mar 04, 2007 3:25 pm

NORRRRM!!

by **LaDracul** on Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:01 pm

"I'm Still Standing" by Elton John.

No matter how much shit I've had to deal with, I can still come on top at times.

by **minstrel** on Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:25 pm

LaDracul wrote:"I'm Still Standing" by Elton John.

No matter how much shit I've had to deal with, I can still come on top at times.

That's a good one.

What was that one a few years ago by Chumbawomba or whatever that went "I get knocked down! But I get up again!"

by **LaDracul** on Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:28 pm

minstrel wrote:
LaDracul wrote:"I'm Still Standing" by Elton John.

No matter how much shit I've had to deal with, I can still come on top at times.

That's a good one.

What was that one a few years ago by Chumbawomba or whatever that went "I get knocked down! But I get up again!"

"Tubthumping". Man, I wonder what happened to them...

by **minstrel** on Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:34 pm

LaDracul wrote:
minstrel wrote:
L aDracul wrote:"I'm Still Standing" by Elton John.

No matter how much shit I've had to deal with, I can still come on top at times.

That's a good one.

What was that one a few years ago by Chumbawomba or whatever that went "I get knocked down! But I get up again!"

"Tubthumping". Man, I wonder what happened to them...

They got knocked down. But they didn't get up again.

by **Keepcoolbutcare** on Sun Mar 04, 2007 8:43 pm

minstrel wrote:
LaDracul wrote:"Tubthumping". Man, I wonder what happened to them...

They got knocked down. But they didn't get up again.

lol!

by **Retardo_Montalban** on Sun Mar 04, 2007 9:31 pm

TonyWilson wrote:Well I think I'm doing my self a grave disservice to say that only one song could describe my brilliance. But Nirvana's "Where Did You Sleep Last Night"

You know.... The original lyrics to that Leadbelly song is "black girl, black girl, where did you sleep last night". So do you see yourself as the perspecuted black girl, or a torn up blues man?

by **wonkabar** on Wed Sep 05, 2007 6:19 am

Here ya go

by **banthafodderUK** on Wed Sep 05, 2007 6:48 am

superfreak! - rick james

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Wed Sep 05, 2007 6:49 am

by **banthafodderUK** on Wed Sep 05, 2007 6:50 am

Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:Why?

it reminds mw of you more actually - the sample that hammer used reminds me of you disappearing for about 6 months and then returning back to the world - suddenly able to dance!

by **magicmonkey** on Wed Sep 05, 2007 6:56 am

wonkabar wrote:Here ya go

So it was at Huey's request that they invented MDMA...

by **thebostonlocksmith** on Wed Sep 05, 2007 7:31 am

Pacino86845 wrote:My bad... and on that note, Loser by Beck.

Great choice there Pacino... That is a great song...

A song to sum me up... I love 'gorecki' by lamb, which will be the song that gets played at my funeral or wedding or whatever comes first...

But the song that sums me up is probably Don't stop movin' by sclub7...

by **banthafodderUK** on Wed Sep 05, 2007 7:52 am

G a y Bar by Electric 6 - reminds me of Kirk too!

by **unikrunk** on Wed Sep 05, 2007 7:53 am

right now - Paranoid Android - Radiohead

overall - Fortunate Son - CCR

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Wed Sep 05, 2007 8:03 am

banthafodderUK wrote:G a y Bar by Electric 6 - reminds me of Kirk too!

Yeah, well it's where we met, eh?

Actually, Lugz and co go there quite a bit to this very ghey, er, day!!!

AT THE GHEY BAR!!!!

by **magicmonkey** on Wed Sep 05, 2007 8:04 am

Flash

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Wed Sep 05, 2007 8:05 am

BUT.... Flash is ghey?!

by **banthafodderUK** on Wed Sep 05, 2007 8:06 am

Lucky Man by The Verve -

I feel the song just takes the piss out of my life.

by **magicmonkey** on Wed Sep 05, 2007 8:16 am

Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:BUT.... Flash is ghey?!

I'm too sexy????

by **Peven** on Wed Sep 05, 2007 8:17 am

Hey Hey We're The Monkees

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Wed Sep 05, 2007 8:20 am

magicmonkey wrote:
Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:BUT.... Flash is ghey?!

I'm too sexy????

I'm.. giving up.

by **Chilli** on Wed Sep 05, 2007 8:20 am

Peven wrote:Hey Hey We're The Monkees

But you ALWAYS put people down.

Lying sacka shit. 8)

by **banthafodderUK** on Wed Sep 05, 2007 8:22 am

Chilli wrote:
Peven wrote:Hey Hey We're The Monkees

But you ALWAYS put people down.

Lying sacka shit. 8)

I THOUGHT HE WAS TOO BUSY SINGIN' THOUGH.................

by **Chilli** on Wed Sep 05, 2007 8:23 am

That's the point, he just puts people down and never sings. Hence its a contradiction.

by **banthafodderUK** on Wed Sep 05, 2007 8:24 am

Chilli wrote:That's the point, he just puts people down and never sings. Hence its a contradiction.

BASTARD MONKEE :wink:

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Wed Sep 05, 2007 8:25 am

The Monkees are boring. They only did a few good songs at best.

Locking.

by **Chilli** on Wed Sep 05, 2007 8:27 am

Now Status Quo, there's a band with one good song you can be proud of.

by **banthafodderUK** on Wed Sep 05, 2007 8:29 am

Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:The Monkees are boring. They only did a few good songs at best.

Locking.

They were ok

popping and locking while beatboxing

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Wed Sep 05, 2007 8:30 am

Chilli wrote:Now Status Quo, there's a band with one good song you can be proud of.

Creases up sniggering. Sooo spot on.

by **magicmonkey** on Wed Sep 05, 2007 8:31 am

Before we go and lock this thread... how about answering the question of what song best sums up the zone?!

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