Write the first song lyric that comes into your head

[tangerine]

The language is named after them.... they can do what they like with it.

THANK you!

Now, it's not relevant to the story that I am in fact Swedish...

[DennisMM]

Okay, let's wrap up any attacks on Conor and the use of the word "genius" and agree on this:

I want to have Tangy's child. Or at least do my damned best to see if male impregnation is possible.

[thebostonlocksmith]

Sing a sad song in a lonely place,
and try to put a word in for me,
it's been so long since i found the space,
that you'd better put in two or three...

[tangerine]

Okay, let's wrap up any attacks on Conor and the use of the word "genius" and agree on this:

I want to have Tangy's child. Or at least do my damned best to see if male impregnation is possible.

Hmmmm........


Let's TAKE TEH FLIRTING TO TEH EFBR!

[DennisMM]

I know, I know. Trying to defuse the situation -- if you know what I mean.

To the EFBR!

[tangerine]

/runs

[DennisMM]

Hurry, please.

[TheBaxter]

eventually
we came to a chasm dark and wide
and drifted in silence through endless anemones
in shallow dreams
life was beginning to take a shape
the water was warm as it hastened our enemies

this kind of world will start a little colony
this kind of earth will eat a little energy
this kind of thing needs a little secrecy

after thousands of years
our priests have predicted you would come
you with your death that appears in no photograph
we watched the night sky
we bickered like fools amongst ourselves
we sought protection in artificial youth

this kind of world will start a little colony
this kind of earth will eat a little energy
this kind of thing needs a little secrecy

in a sickening jump
i fell through the surface of my life
and i was cut back by the hollow camaraderie
the planet was still
nothing moved as it slept in space
i pulled on my suit and exited quietly

[bamf]

When you talk about forever, it scares the shit out of me

maybe im just afraid of commitment

or your just to distracted to see

that i dont feel the same way

that you feel

blink182

[Hermanator X]

sunshine on a rainy day.

Where the fonk did that come from? Outside its glorious sunshine with 2 feet of snow. hmmmmm

[tangerine]

a promise was made without thought as the temperature climbed
and I started to sink like the moon
tends to do if you stare at it too long
then you blink and it's gone
and we crawl to our sleep with the dawn

- Bright Eyes

[mistertim]

I only knew you for a while
I never saw your smile
til it was time to go
Time to go away (time to go away)
Sometimes its hard to recognise
Love comes as a surprise
And its too late
Its just too late to stay
Too late to stay

We`ll always be together
However far it seems
(love never ends)
We`ll always be together
Together in electric dreams

Because the friendship that you gave
Has taught me to be brave
No matter where I go i`ll never find a better prize
(find a better prize)
Though youre miles and miles away
I see you every day I dont have to try
I just close my eyes, I close my eyes

Well always be together
However far it seems
(love never ends)
Well always be together
Together in electric dreams

[DennisMM]

Let me ride on the wall of death one more time
Let me ride on the wall of death one more time
You can waste your time on the the other rides
This is the nearest to being alive
Oh, Let me take my chances on the wall of death

- Richard Thompson

[minstrel]

Let me ride on the wall of death one more time
Let me ride on the wall of death one more time
You can waste your time on the the other rides
This is the nearest to being alive
Oh, Let me take my chances on the wall of death

- Richard Thompson

Thanks, Dennis! "Shoot Out The Lights" is a fantastic album.

[brabs]

Why don't we do it in the road?
Why don't we do it in the road?
Ain't nobody watchin' us
Why don't we do it in the road?

[darkjedijaina]

It's a little bit funny this feeling inside
I'm not one of those who can easily hide
I don't have much money but boy if I did
I'd buy a big house where we both could live

Your Song - Elton John

[RaulMonkey]

So I start a revolution from my bed
'Cause you said the brains I had went to my head...

[mistertim]

Make me a deal and make it straight
All signed and sealed, i´ll take it
To robert e. lee i´ll show it
I hope and pray he don´t blow it ´cause
We´ve been around a long time just try try try tryin´ to
Make the big time...
Take me on a roller coaster
Take me for an airplane ride
Take me for a six days wonder but don´t you
Don´t you throw my pride aside besides
What´s real and make believe
Baby jane´s in acapulco we are flyin´ down to rio

Throw me a line i´m sinking fast
Clutching at straws can´t make it
Havana sound we´re trying hard edge the hipster jiving
Last picture shows down the drive-in
You´re so sheer you´re so chic
Teenage rebel of the week
Flavours of the mountain steamline
Midnight blue casino floors
Dance the cha-cha through till sunrise
Open up exclusive doors oh wow!
Just like flamingos look the same
So me and you, just we two got to search for something new
Far beyond the pale horizon
Some place near the desert strand
Where my studebaker takes me
That´s where i´ll make my stand but wait
Can´t you see that holzer mane?
What´s her name virginia plain

[mistertim]

If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

I got the rap patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed
Rap critics they say he's "Money Cash Hoes"
I'm from the hood stupid, what type of facts are those
If you grew up with holes in ya zapatos
You'd be celebrating the minute you was havin' dough
I'm like fuck critics you can kiss my whole asshole
If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast forward
I got beef with radio if i don't play they show
They don't play my hits well i don't give a shit SO
Rap mags try and use my black ass
So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads, fuckers
I don't know what you take me as,
Or understand the intelligence that Jay-Z has
I'm from rags to ritches niggas I ain't dumb
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me

99 problems but the bitch aint one
If you're havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one

The year's '94 and my trunk is raw
In my rear view mirror is the mother fuckin' law
I got two choices y'all pull over the car or (hmmm)
Bounce on the devil put the pedal to the floor
Now I ain't tryin' to see no highway chase with Jake.
Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the case
So I...pull over to the side of the road
I heard "Son do you know why I'm stoppin' you for?"
Cause I'm young and I'm black and my hats real low?
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don't know
Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'?
"Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-fo' "
"Liscense and registration and step out of the car"
"Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are"
I ain't steppin out of shit all my paper's legit
"Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit?"
Well my glove compartment is locked so are the trunk in the back
And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that
"Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'?"
"Or somebody important or somethin'?"
Nah, I ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit
Enough that you won't illegally search my shit
"We'll see how smart you are when the K9 come"
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me

99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
if you havin girl problems
i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one hit me


99 Problems but a bitch ain't one
if you havin girl problems
i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
Hit me

Now once upon a time not too long ago
A nigga like myself had to strong arm a hoe
This is not a hoe in the sense of havin a pussy
But a pussy havin no God Damn sense, try and push me
I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord
Pray for him, cause some fools just love to perform
You know the type loud as a motor bike
But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
The only thing that's gonna happen is I'ma get to clappin
He and his boys gon be yappin to the captain
And there I go trapped in the kit kat again
Back through the system with the riff raff again
Fiends on the floor scratchin again
Paparatzi's with they cameras snappin them
D.A. tried to give the nigga shaft again
Half-a-mil for bail cause I'm African
All because this fool was harrasin' them
Tryin to play the boy like hes saccarin
But ain't nothin sweet 'bout how I hold my gun
I got 99 problems beeing a bitch ain't one
Hit me

[tapehead]

Tim if you haven't already - you have got to hear the Grey Album Version - Dangermouse crafts a backing track from 'Helter Skelter' - it rocks so fucking hard!

[Ribbons]

What's your favorite Grey Album track, tape? Mine's "Allure," I think.

[tapehead]

I do love 99 problems, and think it's better than the original on the black album, and allure is great - but probably Moment of Clarity, as it uses a few different Beatles tracks and matches it so well to Jay-Z's rap rhythm.

[mistertim]

Tim if you haven't already - you have got to hear the Grey Album Version - Dangermouse crafts a backing track from 'Helter Skelter' - it rocks so fucking hard!

Fuck! I never managed to get hold of the Grey Album, back when there was all the controversy. Thanks for the heads-up, I'll get soulseeking....

[ThisIsTheGirl]

Uh-huh make me tonight
Tonight
Tonight

Oh, uh-huh make it magnificent
Tonight
Right

Ah, oh your hair is beautiful
Ah, tonight
Atomic




...I have no idea why this suddenly popped into my head today.

[mistertim]

Uh-huh make me tonight
Tonight
Tonight

Oh, uh-huh make it magnificent
Tonight
Right

Ah, oh your hair is beautiful
Ah, tonight
Atomic




...I have no idea why this suddenly popped into my head today.

IBLONDIELASH!!!

[Al Shut]

Die Aerzte - Grotesksong

Die ist ein Protestsong gegen Protestsongs, ich kann's nicht mehr hörn:
ständig dieses Geheule bloß weil ein paar Kerle den Dschungel zerstörn.
Das Ozonloch geht mir am Arsch vorbei,
doch überall verfolgt mich euer Hippiegeschrei.
Meine armen Ohren, sie könn' sich nicht wehren,
ich höre längst kein Radio mehr und seh auch nicht fern.
Doch als Retter der Welt liegt ihr voll im Trend,
ihr malträtiert euer Instrument und ihr flennt...

Dies ist ein Protestsong gegen Protestsongs, ich hab es so satt.
Echte Männer fangen ein paar Wale,
schon macht ihr Randale,
schon dreht ihr am Rad.
Und ihr schreibt keine Lieder, nein, ihr schreibt ein Gedicht
schon 400 Strophen und kein Ende in Sicht.
Ja, ihr prangert an und ihr singt von Problemen,
ich bin sicher, daß sich alle schlechten Menschen jetzt schämen.
Und wenn mal wieder ein Atomkraftwerk brennt,
seid ihr voll in eurem Element
und ihr steht laut jammernd vor dem Parlament
und hinter euch flattert euer Transparent
und ihr flennt...

Dies ist ein Protestsong gegen Protestsongs, es steht mir bis hier!
Ich kann euch nicht begreifen,
ihr seid gleich am verzweifeln
wenn ein paar Kinder krepiern.
Und schon singt ihr wieder vom Ende der Welt
nur weil irgendwo ein Sack Reis umfällt.
Laßt mich endlich mit eurem Genöle in ruh,
wenn ich Lust dazu hab, scheiß ich die Nordsee zu.
Danach zieh ich mir ein Robbensteak rein,
auf einem Teller aus Elfenbein.
Und dann leg ich die Schlampen von Greenpeace flach,
eine nach der andern, die ganze Nacht.
Und ich lach
heut Nacht:Hahaha!

[tapehead]

This is a protest song against protest songs?

[Al Shut]

Yes
all the time this whining just because some guys destroy the jungle...

[darkjedijaina]

this Vonda Shepherd song has been in my head all dayyyy long...

I know love is pain
I know your life's insane
I want you anyway

[Fried Gold]

Like a shrimp in a suitcase laying on a window ledge,
like a pair of tartan slippers and they're underneath a hedge,
like a scout master at daybreak putting peanuts in his glove,
like a specially formed ice arch for climbing over doves,
like a sardine in a hair net and he's staring at a priest.

These things you'll find constantly irritate our minds.

Like a badger with an afro throwing sparklers at the Pope,
like a family of foxes and they're glowering at some soap,
like a lump of Nazi nougat walking down an avenue,
like a Tudor vacuum cleaner saying "How do you do?"
like a kestrel having sex above a television set.

These things you'll find constantly irritate our minds.

[Al Shut]

Tonight make me unstoppable
I will charm, I will slice,
I will dazzle them with my wit
Tonight make me unstoppable
And I will charm, I will slice
I will dazzle I will outshine all

Bloc Party - The Prayer

[tangerine]

I've had this song in my head all day (and that's a good thing!):

But I dug my teeth into my knees
and I settled for a telephone
sang into your machine
'you are my sunshine
my only sunshine'

The Calendar Hung Itself - Bright Eyes

[instant_karma]

This has been going through my head all day.

Five years ago, I was a four stone apology
Today, I am two separate gorillas

No tiresome exercises, no tricks,
no unpleasant bending, Wrestle poodles and win!

From Mr. Apollo by The Bonzo Dog Doo-Dah Band

[athenabodicea]

Gimme the beat boy & free my soul
I wanna get lost in your rock n roll
and drift away

[Al Shut]

Never be rude to an Arab,
An Israeli, or Saudi, or Jew,
Never be rude to an Irishman,
No matter what you do.
Never poke fun at a afro-american superman,
A Spik, or a Wop, or a Kraut,
And never put down...
(explosion!)

Monty Python: Never be rude to an Arab

[DaleTremont]

Du
Du Hast
Du Hast Mich

[bastard_robo]

"ROAM IF YOU WANT TO! ROAM AROUND THE WORLD!"



the b52's were on while i was driving..

[Al Shut]

And we played the first thing that came to our heads,
Just so happened to be,
The Best Song in the World, it was The Best Song in the World.

Tenacious D - Tribute

[DrMambo]

With loving hands
and their arms are stretched so wide they can't
seem to take a breath
knowing that evil will prevail,
and a million people
seems like a lot,
and a million people
can't be wrong...

-The Flaming Lips

Evil Will Prevail

[manic_rage]

I'm Immortal



Clutch.

[DinoDeLaurentiis]

"I'd a kill a the goddamn dragon for a you, eh?"

Sinead O'Connor

[darkjedijaina]

They will see us waving from such great
Heights, 'come down now,' they'll say
But everything looks perfect from far away,
'come down now,' but we'll stay...

Such Great Heights - Postal Service

[justcheckin]

If I can't crawl inside of you...
I'm laughing with a broken face.
I stumble across my self esteem...
But to picture the pleasure is making me want my space.

[instant_karma]

Take me over to the window
My heart said to my head
Please set me on fine
So we can start again
I was so wrong that it's funny
And I can't apologize
But instead, you can be everything that I'm not
The second that I die

Trade In - Lou Reed

[St. Alphonzo]

Having seen the Zoner above, this of course popped into my head:

Instant Karma's gonna get you
Gonna look you right in the face
Better get yourself together darlin'
Join the human race.
How in the world you gonna see
Laughin' at fools like me
Who in the hell do you think you are
A superstar?
Well, right you are

Well we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun

-Lennon

[Flumm]

Mainly because someone made me want to listen to Lennon, not that I need an excuse mind, partially because it came up on random on my playlist and I am unable to turn or skip through this song, ever, , but also because someone else mentioned something about a She Hulkishly She Hulkish nostril or two wanting to inhale my soul...


Turn off your mind, relax
and float down stream
It is not dying
It is not dying

Lay down all thought
Surrender to the void
It is shining
It is shining

That you may see
The meaning of within
It is being
It is being

- Lennon

[tapehead]

Standing on the beach
With a gun in my hand
Staring at the sea
Staring at the sand
Staring down the barrel
At the arab on the ground
See his open mouth
But I hear no sound

I'm alive
I'm dead
I'm a stranger
Killing an arab

I can turn
And walk away
Or I can fire the gun
Staring at the sky
Staring at the sun
Whichever I choose
It amounts to the same
Absolutely nothing

I'm alive
I'm dead
I'm a stranger
Killing an arab

[silentbobafett]

Have you ever,
Ever felt like this
Where strange thigns happen
and you're going round the twist...

[magicmonkey]

I've got to go, but what a prize to give
Package deal to the sun, everything is inclusive
where bullet holes scar the minarets
smoke on the horizon a beautiful sunset

Going on my Middle Eastern holiday
Give me a gun, I hope I see my mum again
Going on my middle eastern holiday
Been gone so long, I hope I'm coming home some day
We can fight, we can fight

I'm 21, meanwhile back at home
My friends are out tonight all drinking and dancing
I've got a girl, is she missing me?
Watching out for me on the news on TV

Back at home, politicians sit
Over lunch discussing this
In the desert the fuse is lit, I'm the one who has to deal with it

He's got a gun, bullets meant for me
Time seems to stand still I'm so scared I can't speak
I'm flying home, above everything
I don't understand why is it my mothers crying?

Going on my Middle Eastern holiday
Give me a gun, I hope I see my mum again
Going on my Middle Eastern holiday
Top up the tan, fight for the man going far away
Far away...

[wonkabar]

Be my cherry pie