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Three Men Seeking Monsters

Postby havocSchultz on Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:29 am

Main Page has the story...

Napolean Dynamite himself has picked this up (along with his 2 brothers, Darryl and Darryl...or something like that - for their ProdCo...) Heder is looking to star in it...

But here's what it says in case you have a link-clicking phobia...

"Three Men Seeking Monsters: Six Weeks in Pursuit of Werewolves, Lake Monsters, Giant Cats, Ghostly Devil Dogs, and Ape-Men" tells how the author, a baldheaded punker, and his two friends -- a goth herpetologist who dresses like a pirate and a 6-foot-6-inch, 400-pound behemoth who wears a Sherlock Holmes cap -- set off on a six-week, alcohol-infused road trip investigating monster myths around Great Britain.


The only question I have - why the fuck does one of the 3 guys have to be some goth dude who studies herpes...I don't get the connection...

Alas - anybody read the material this is based on...
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Postby LaDracul on Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:50 am

Erm, that's a dude that studies reptiles. Don't you remember Uncle Monty in "A Series of Unfortunate Events"?

But they must get the Camden Leisure Pirate himself, Noel Fielding, to be the goth boy.

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No, I don't think this guy is going to be passing out any Cradle of Filth CDs to little old ladies...
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Postby havocSchultz on Thu Mar 08, 2007 10:52 am

I didn't know reptiles could get herpes...
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Postby Dark Knight on Thu Mar 08, 2007 11:59 am

They should redo the script, get Tom Selleck, Ted Danson, and the Guttenberg.....and make this....

Three men and the little monsters

BRILLANCE in the making!
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Postby havocSchultz on Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:03 pm

3 Men and the Guttenpackage...
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Postby colonel_lugz on Thu Mar 08, 2007 12:09 pm

From the outset this sounds like a fantastic premise. Looking forward to seeing how this one progresses
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Postby buster00 on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:19 pm

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Seeking Monsters.
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Postby havocSchultz on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:24 pm

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Seeking Monsters.


I'd hit it...
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Postby instant_karma on Thu Mar 08, 2007 3:28 pm

I just thought this was some kind of dating thread.

Back to my search for that special monster...
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Postby buster00 on Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:08 pm

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Postby havocSchultz on Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:12 pm

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Seeking Monsters...



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Postby buster00 on Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:16 pm

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Seeking El Guapo.
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Postby havocSchultz on Thu Mar 08, 2007 4:30 pm

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Postby DaleTremont on Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:05 pm

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Postby havocSchultz on Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:09 pm

DaleTremont wrote:Image


You forgot to add "Seeking Monsters" underneath it...
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Postby DaleTremont on Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:11 pm

whoopsie daisies. I'm stupid. don't hold it against me.
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Postby havocSchultz on Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:13 pm

DaleTremont wrote:whoopsie daisies. I'm stupid. don't hold it against me.


As long as I can hold something else against you - we'll be fine...
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Postby DaleTremont on Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:16 pm

havocSchultz wrote:
DaleTremont wrote:whoopsie daisies. I'm stupid. don't hold it against me.


As long as I can hold something else against you - we'll be fine...


My God, man, you're a never ending fountain of sexual innuendo! How DO you do it?
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Postby havocSchultz on Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:40 pm

DaleTremont wrote:
havocSchultz wrote:
DaleTremont wrote:whoopsie daisies. I'm stupid. don't hold it against me.


As long as I can hold something else against you - we'll be fine...


My God, man, you're a never ending fountain of sexual innuendo! How DO you do it?


Usually standing up - with lots of margarine - and I'm holding a pig most of the time too...
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Postby DaleTremont on Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:42 pm

I walked right into that
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Postby havocSchultz on Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:43 pm

DaleTremont wrote:I walked right into that



Hmmm...

How 'bout I leave this one to the imagination, eh...?
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Postby godzillasushi on Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:50 pm

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Seeking Monsters...

Oh, this must not be funny anymore...
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Postby buster00 on Thu Mar 08, 2007 5:58 pm

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Seeking Monsters.



Y'know, in spite of all this silly horseshit, I really am intrigued by the project.
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Postby havocSchultz on Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:04 pm

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Seeking Monsters...



And yes...I'm actually kinda interested in seeing where this goes and exactly how it all turns out (the movie...not the thread...well, actually both I guess...)
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Postby papalazeru on Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:04 pm

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......Seeking monsters.
Papa: The musical!

Padders: "Not very classy! Not very classy at all!"
So Sorry "I'll give you a word to describe it: classless."
Cptn Kirks 2pay: ".....utterly unclassy....."
DennisMM: "...Decidedly unclassy..."
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Postby Dark Knight on Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:05 pm

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Postby havocSchultz on Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:06 pm

papalazeru wrote:Image
......Seeking monsters.


That doesn't have "3" in the title!!!
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Postby Dark Knight on Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:09 pm

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and SEEK MONSTERS!!!!!
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Postby godzillasushi on Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:11 pm

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Postby havocSchultz on Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:13 pm

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Postby buster00 on Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:16 pm

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It Goes Without Saying.
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Postby Dark Knight on Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:16 pm

Damn!
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Postby godzillasushi on Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:16 pm

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Postby papalazeru on Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:16 pm

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....with monsters
Papa: The musical!

Padders: "Not very classy! Not very classy at all!"
So Sorry "I'll give you a word to describe it: classless."
Cptn Kirks 2pay: ".....utterly unclassy....."
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Postby Dark Knight on Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:18 pm

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Postby godzillasushi on Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:22 pm

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Seek Monsters at high noon on ninja summit where the laughs never stop.
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Postby Al Shut on Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:25 pm

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Postby papalazeru on Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:30 pm

Can't believe I forgot this one.

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seeking 1 big FUCK OFF Monster (preferably in black)
Papa: The musical!

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Postby buster00 on Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:32 pm

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Seeking Monsters...And Yuletide Cheer.

And Cheeseburgers.
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Postby Ribbons on Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:33 pm

papalazeru wrote:Image

seeking 1 big FUCK OFF Monster (preferably in black)


But he's right there, for you see, the REAL monster lies within (the left eyepiece)...
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Postby godzillasushi on Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:37 pm

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Who was Seeking Monsters for Kirk's zoo.
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Postby buster00 on Thu Mar 08, 2007 6:47 pm

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Seeking Monsters and Can-D.
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Postby Dark Knight on Thu Mar 08, 2007 8:40 pm

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Seeking Monsters and bad plot twists!
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Postby havocSchultz on Fri Mar 09, 2007 12:17 am

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Postby Dark Knight on Fri Mar 09, 2007 1:11 am

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And Monsters!
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Postby Retardo_Montalban on Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:15 am

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Postby Lady Sheridan on Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:31 am

Retardo_Montalban wrote:Image
seeking monsters


I've seen that one. Turns out there's a misunderstanding and it's not really a monster at all...
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Postby Retardo_Montalban on Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:31 am

Lady Sheridan wrote:
Retardo_Montalban wrote:Image
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I've seen that one. Turns out there's a misunderstanding and it's not really a monster at all...


Frasier??¿
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Postby Lady Sheridan on Fri Mar 09, 2007 2:32 am

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AND the monsters who killed him!
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