Holmes and Cruise Gonna Have A Baby!!

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Holmes and Cruise Gonna Have A Baby!!

Postby jobo on Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:52 pm

Hmmm...

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/10/05/holmes.cruise.reut/index.html

I think that the timeline for the child might be interesting.

I'm willing to bet that out of wedlock Tom snuck the puck through the goalie before his Oprah confessions and all of that weirdness. The "I love this woman" stuff was probably mandated by his publicist/spiritual advisor.
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Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:56 pm

Holmes and Cruise Gonna Have A Baby!!

No they ain't. They're gonna be given one by their publicist, while they're in seperate hotels - Holmes fucking a gorilla and Cruise knocking one out over the cover of Men's Health magazine.

They're both Dumbledore. I'm onto them. 8)

Also, if he's having one with Holmes, why didn't he have any with Nicole Kidman, instead of adopting them. So I heard.
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Postby jobo on Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:56 pm

Maybe she rolled over the wet spot.
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Postby ONeillSG1 on Wed Oct 05, 2005 6:58 pm

I'll pull out a Peter Weller and go with "The deuce you say?!"

Yea, I'm so confused and shocked that, well, I got nothing.
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Postby jobo on Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:01 pm

It is amazing that he adopts two children before, but this time drops the hammer on poor unsuspecting Mrs. Holmes.

Or, they really are happy in love and all of the tabloid stuff is garbage.

Or, we can place bets right now that the kid comes out looking like David Crosby.
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Postby Keepcoolbutcare on Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:01 pm

jobo wrote:Maybe she rolled over the wet spot.


:lol:
Personally, I'm an atheist in the voting booth and a theist in the movie theatre. I separate the morality of religion with the spirituality and solace of it. There is something boring about atheism.
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Postby Brocktune on Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:04 pm

man, its a crying fucking shame. her once beautiful body is going to go straight to hell. good thing tom cruise is g@y. it wont matter as much to him. at least not as much as it does to me.
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Postby Bean on Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:05 pm

jobo wrote:Or, we can place bets right now that the kid comes out looking like David Crosby.


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Postby ZombieZoneSolutions on Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:26 pm

i'm assuming through artificial insemination, right? cause Tom, he likes men.
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Postby John-Locke on Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:32 pm

So Holmes did what Aunt Selma couldn't do. It's a publicity stunt or they really are in Love?
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Postby Flumm on Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:38 pm

I find it hard to belive that these publicity stunt relationships actaully exist. Some people so shallow that they love to be in the spotlight with other hot celebs? Sure.

And anyway, how is this mean to benifit anyone? I can't imagine anyone going,

1: oh Tom Cruise is going out with Katie Holmes did you hear?

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:Really?

1:
Yeah didn't you hear about it?

2:
That it decided then!, I'm gonna go and see War of the Worlds right this minute!

But to actually get married and have a baby with someone is not something you do for publicicty.
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Postby Cpt Kirks 2pay on Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:41 pm

Bean wrote:
jobo wrote:Or, we can place bets right now that the kid comes out looking like David Crosby.


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Truth or Dare WTF!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????

LOL??? Nearly brought the house down. Where d'you get that from!?!?!?!?!?
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Postby ONeillSG1 on Wed Oct 05, 2005 7:59 pm

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That is so bad it is funny.

Where DID you get that from?
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