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by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Mon May 07, 2007 9:31 am

I'LL GET YOU RIBBONS!!! AND ALL YOU OTHERS THAT KNOCKED MY OTHER IDS OFF THE TOP 10!!!!!

The thing is Guys, is that you lot have been playing for ages now. I managed to crack No 2 position in what, only my 1st proper day at playing!?!?!? You're time will soon be up.

You know that feeling of swimming and that Monster Shark is catching up on you at 100 times the speed and will soon eat you?!!?

Well I'm The KILLER WHAAAAALE - that is gonna EAT that Shark!!!!!!!!

Better get out of the ocean guys, if you can't stand the heat. Er. Ocean Jet Packs can't save you from the mouth and POWAH of the Kirk!!!

Yeah, das right all you other bitches that are reading this - don't even bother playing, you'll just be more Sharkshit for me.

Oh and if you're such a great Boxer Papa and Uwe, well all these others here tell them - 'I'M CUMMIN' TO GET HIM SUCKA!!!! I PITY YOU FOOLS!!! YOU TELL 'EM!! UUURRRGGHHHH!!!!!!!!'

by **wonkabar** on Mon May 07, 2007 11:56 am

Dino became evil after Conan teh Destroyer

by **DinoDeLaurentiis** on Mon May 07, 2007 1:08 pm

Alla'right putzes... it looks a like a the Dino, he's a gonna to have a to tell that kid he's a gotta to go back a to a the drawing board anna tweak alla the Powah-Ups, no?

Donna get a too used a to a those high scores, eh?

by **Lord Voldemoo** on Mon May 07, 2007 1:12 pm

oh hell, I can't get past level 7 now.

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Mon May 07, 2007 1:50 pm

So ahem, when do these so called changes take place, Dino - as I'm still making a killing on this game. If anything it just seems easier - except when I make 1 split second crucial mistake of ending a wave just 1 second before my POWAH runs out and I'm a split second too late to press the space bar again.

No matter how much I try to remember not to make this mistake, it always gets me in the end.

by **DinoDeLaurentiis** on Tue May 08, 2007 10:11 pm

Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:So ahem, when do these so called changes take place, Dino

NOW!!

Alla your high scores, they have a been replaced... with a the NOTHING!

You alla gotta to start from a the clean slate as a the game, she has a been, how you say? "Re-balanced," eh?

by **DinoDeLaurentiis** on Tue May 08, 2007 10:12 pm

DinoDeLaurentiis wrote:You alla gotta to start from a the clean slate as a the game, she has a been, how you say? "Re-balanced," eh?

Which a means... you can only earn a the Kirks when inna the Dinotron mode, eh?

Heheheh... putzes.

by **DennisMM** on Tue May 08, 2007 10:15 pm

I can't play this game ... not enough two-handed coordination. Hell, I can hardly dribble the ball and run at the same time.

DinoKong rules!

by **DinoDeLaurentiis** on Tue May 08, 2007 11:30 pm

Yes... it does take a the while to get a used a to playing with a the keyboard inna'stead of a the 2 joysticks, no?

OLD SCHOOL, BABY!!

by **DennisMM** on Wed May 09, 2007 2:42 am

I can touch-type 75 wpm, but I'll never be able to handle those key combinations without looking.

by **MonkeyM666** on Wed May 09, 2007 5:02 am

Rank Name Score Level
------------------------------------------
1. MonkeyM666 91010 0012
2. AtomicHyperbole 64220 0010
3. turd 27200 0006
4. loser 20120 0006
5. A Monkey 12350 0005

hehehehe... finally I'm a winner...

I'll enjoy it before Papa gets back into it...

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Wed May 09, 2007 5:37 am

Er, Dino, there's a very serious problem/bug that I've discovered with the new game that I think you should know about.

It's too HARD!!!

Still kicked ass on only my first 'sample' game though! Time to fall off your tree Monkey!!! :twisted:

1. MonkeyM666 91010 0012
2. AtomicHyperbole 64220 0010
3. turd 27200 0006
4. Kirk just testing new game out. 24500 0006
5. loser 20120 0006
6. A Monkey 12350 0005

by **MonkeyM666** on Wed May 09, 2007 5:41 am

Well I only played one game kirk...

Maybe I'll play another now..... :twisted:

Bring it....

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Wed May 09, 2007 8:31 am

Oh I brought it alright MonkeySpunk!!!

I AM - KIRK POWAAAAAAHHHHH NUMBER OOONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. I AAAMM - KIRK - POWAAH!!!! 255420 0023
2. Al Shut 196550 0019
3. I AM KIRK - POWWWAAAH!!!!! 193740 0019
4. 158050 0018
5. SHUTTING AL OUT OF THE TOP 10! 155940 0017
6. I AAAMM - KIRK - POWAAH!!!! 142140 0016
7. papalazeru...bitches! 137240 0015

Champion of the WOOORRRRLLLD!!!!!!!!!

-

For all of 5 seconds probably, as after I played another game to see if I could beat my own record so that I could be Number 1 for more than 2 seconds I came back to the scoreboard - when THIS....!!!!!!!!! WHEN THIS...!!! - HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1. papalazeru...bitches! 350540 0030
2. papalazeru...bitches! 298220 0025
3. papalazeru...bitches! 285920 0024
4. I AAAMM - KIRK - POWAAH!!!! 255420 0023
5. Al Shut 196550 0019
6. I AM KIRK - POWWWAAAH!!!!! 193740 0019
7. 158050 0018
8. SHUTTING AL OUT OF THE TOP 10! 155940 0017
9. I AAAMM - KIRK - POWAAH!!!! 142140 0016
10. papalazeru...bitches! 137240 0015

I'm gonna kill that Papa if he ever comes back here!!! If I UNBAN him that is!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:evil:

by **Doc Holliday** on Wed May 09, 2007 8:36 am

You're no daisy, Papa....no daisy at all......

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Wed May 09, 2007 8:38 am

I don't see you on this list Doc? Is it 'cos I knocked you all the way back into your Doc Grave? Thanks for always being down there Doc.

by **MonkeyM666** on Wed May 09, 2007 8:40 am

I'm not even on the list any more...

damn you... I'll have to have another crack at it...

by **Doc Holliday** on Wed May 09, 2007 8:42 am

Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:I don't see you on this list Doc? Is it 'cos I knocked you all the way back into your Doc Grave? Thanks for always being down there Doc.

Try first place with a score of over 500,000.

You probably couldn't see me from wayyyyyyy down there in "pitiful-attempt-land".

by **MonkeyM666** on Wed May 09, 2007 8:47 am

DOC!!!

Rank Name Score Level
------------------------------------------
1. Doc 502130 0032
2. papalazeru...bitches! 350540 0030
3. papalazeru...bitches! 300450 0024
4. papalazeru...bitches! 298220 0025
5. papalazeru...bitches! 285920 0024
6. papalazeru...bitches! 265190 0021
7. I AAAMM - KIRK - POWAAH!!!! 255420 0023
8. Al Shut 196550 0019
9. I AM KIRK - POWWWAAAH!!!!! 193740 00

shit....

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Wed May 09, 2007 8:48 am

Yeah but Doc mate, that was in the Kindergarten Putz spastic days where anyone could play.

We're not in pea shooter land anymore mate, we're in the real gunslingers territory - and this Huckleberry is saying to you 'COME ON!! COME ON!!!' as you stumble forward not quite knowing what just happened to your head.

Good luck trying to climb back up Monkey - but I think you'll find that my superiority will just keep giving you banana peels for you to keep slipping and sliding all the way back to the bottom on. Maybe you should just be content with picking the crud out of all the other Monkey's backsides down there - seeing as my scores have put them back on the bottom again.

by **Doc Holliday** on Wed May 09, 2007 8:49 am

Nope - try again...I played it for the first time 30 minutes ago.

by **DinoDeLaurentiis** on Wed May 09, 2007 8:50 am

Excellent... EXCELLENT! BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Wed May 09, 2007 8:51 am

1. Doc 502130 0032
2. papalazeru...Winslows! 350540 0030
3. papalazeru...Winslows! 300450 0024
4. papalazeru...Winslows! 298220 0025
5. papalazeru...Winslows! 285920 0024
6. papalazeru...Winslows! 265190 0021
7. I AAAMM - KIRK - POWAAH!!!! 255420 0023
8. Al Shut 196550 0019
9. I AM KIRK - POWWWAAAH!!!!! 193740 00

Gulp. Eh?

by **Doc Holliday** on Wed May 09, 2007 8:53 am

Heh heh heh....

by **MonkeyM666** on Wed May 09, 2007 8:56 am

God damnit....!

DINO YOU PUTZ YOU'RE LETTING DOC AND PAPA WIN!!!!

I need to limber up and have a decent shot at it...

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Wed May 09, 2007 8:59 am

Doc Holliday wrote:Heh heh heh....

At least I'd do work if I had a proper job.

by **Doc Holliday** on Wed May 09, 2007 9:20 am

Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:
Doc Holliday wrote:Heh heh heh....

At least I'd do work if I had a proper job.

I guess we'll never know

by **Boll_KG** on Wed May 09, 2007 9:40 am

Uwe must play soon....

Now...watching all you weakling play....

Viz papa at de top and Doc closely behind....Uwe will play......

Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooon.

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Wed May 09, 2007 9:42 am

I thought Doc was top. Please repost the scoreboard?

by **Boll_KG** on Wed May 09, 2007 9:49 am

1. Papalazeru...bitches! 620340 0037
2. Doc 502130 0032
3. papalazeru...bitches! 350540 0030
4. papalazeru...bitches! 300450 0024
5. papalazeru...bitches! 298220 0025
6. papalazeru...bitches! 285920 0024
7. papalazeru...bitches! 265190 0021
8. I AAAMM - KIRK - POWAAH!!!! 255420 0023
9. Al Shut 196550 0019

by **DinoDeLaurentiis** on Wed May 09, 2007 9:50 am

Doc Holliday wrote:
Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:At least I'd do work if I had a proper job.

I guess we'll never know

Hehehe... you onna the fire today, eh paisan?

by **DinoDeLaurentiis** on Wed May 09, 2007 10:33 am

Holy crappa... looks like a the Burl, he just a pwned alla you putzes, no?

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Wed May 09, 2007 10:36 am

Or someone pretending to be Burl.

Can you guys publish the results in this thread please? That way it gives us angah, I mean 'fuel' to go in there and start playing.

Why don't you play Dino?

(All Zoners voices joining in) Yeah Dino! Why don't YOU play?!?

by **DinoDeLaurentiis** on Wed May 09, 2007 10:43 am

Cpt Kirks 2pay wrote:Can you guys publish the results in this thread please? That way it gives us angah, I mean 'fuel' to go in there and start playing.

1. burlivesleftnut 1374550 0063
2. Papalazeru...bitches! 620340 0037
3. Doc 502130 0032
4. papalazeru...bitches! 350540 0030
5. papalazeru...bitches! 300450 0024
6. papalazeru...bitches! 298220 0025
7. papalazeru...bitches! 285920 0024
8. papalazeru...bitches! 265190 0021
9. I AAAMM - KIRK - POWAAH!!!! 255420 0023
10. Al Shut 196550 0019

by **MonkeyM666** on Wed May 09, 2007 10:44 am

63!!????!! 63!!!! FUck me... I just can't be bothered looking at dino, havoc and kirk for that long...

yeah dino, why don't you play?????

by **DinoDeLaurentiis** on Wed May 09, 2007 10:46 am

Like I said a before... to you it's alla the game, eh? To a the Dino, it's a my goddamn life!

by **MonkeyM666** on Wed May 09, 2007 10:54 am

BAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Your bran muffins just don't make you limber enough to play with the big boys Dino. That's ok, I was using my tail as well and I'm still not on the god damned score board... :evil:

by **DinoDeLaurentiis** on Wed May 09, 2007 2:57 pm

Even a the Uwe Boll anna his pugilistic ways canna stand inna the face of a the Burl's onslaught, eh?

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Wed May 09, 2007 4:56 pm

Dino, can you list the whole of the scorers on like another page as well as just the top 10, as well, it's like this... it'd be really cool to see who the wannabes and losers are as well as us Champs!!!!

by **Boll_KG** on Thu May 10, 2007 12:13 am

Damn my leftnut....Damn him to hell.

Satan and his little helpers vill finish him! The score should be mine...ALL MINE.

Soon...Burl....Soon.....then it vill be....TOO LATE.

TO YOUR DOOM BURL....PAPA...DOC...SHUTZ.....

UWE IS GOD!!!

KNEEL BEFORE UWE!

by **DinoDeLaurentiis** on Thu May 10, 2007 10:14 am

I'm a beginning to think that a the Burl's score, she's a gonna to stand onna the all-time list, eh?

None of a you putzes seem uppa to a the challenge...

by **Al Shut** on Thu May 10, 2007 2:03 pm

1. Al Shut 2104980 0075

huzzah

by **DinoDeLaurentiis** on Thu May 10, 2007 2:57 pm

Nicely done, paisan... nicely done...

by **Boll_KG** on Sun May 13, 2007 3:46 pm

I varned you all!

Now you must perish under the might of Uwe....

1. Uwe 2124670 0070
2. Al Shut 2104980 0075
3. Al Shut 1655240 0057
4. Uwe 1569920 0058
5. burlivesleftnut 1374550 0063
6. Uwe 1000000 0049
7. Papalazeru...bitches! 620340 0037
8. Doc 502130 0032
9. Doc 415590 0030

MUAHAHAHAHA!

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Sun May 13, 2007 3:48 pm

Just stares in silence. Trying not to cry.

Reminds me of the scene where Clubberlang during the Rocky 3 montage, shouts out to Mickey in the audience that he's gonna kick in Rocky.

Aaaah and damnit!! Uwe's a boxer too!!! Is there no escape from him!?!?

Daaamnnn Uwe!!!!!!

by **Boll_KG** on Sun May 13, 2007 7:05 pm

Ja!

You must join vis me and kill al who oppose my might!

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Sun May 13, 2007 9:37 pm

I'LL NEVER JOIN UWE, AAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

by **Boll_KG** on Sun May 13, 2007 9:55 pm

...I....AM YOUR MOTHER!

by **Cpt Kirks 2pay** on Sun May 13, 2007 9:59 pm

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by **DinoDeLaurentiis** on Mon May 14, 2007 8:55 am

I gotta to say, Kirks... the Dino, he's a disappointed inna your showing, eh?

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