Star Trek - W.O.K. Real Time Commentary

[doglips]

Back to pube head. Man, David Marcus is irritating me already.

[Brocktune]

merrick buttrick as David.

ok, well we got merrick. so where are marco, terry lee, gary tibbs, and yours truly?

[Brocktune]

nice.

saavik with her hair down, and in a loose kimono, trapped in the turbolift with kirk. you could cut this sexual tension with a batt'leth.

ETA: aaaaaaaand enter mccoy with the sweet cockblock. no wonder kirk is so crabby in this movie. with "friends" like mccoy, who the fuck needs enemies?

[Brocktune]

why is spock meditating in his funeral robe?

[Fried Gold]

Where are you up to? (rough time?)

[Brocktune]

wow, seeing that giant IDIC symbol behind kirk in spocks cabin just reminded me of a set of IDIC earrings i bought years and years ago. man, if i could find them now, i would so force my gf to wear em, ass whoopings be damned.

[doglips]

Yeah, go for it Spock, invoke some logic - change your interior designer.

[Brocktune]

Where are you up to? (rough time?)

kirk is now giving his spiel to the crew about him assuming command, and they just went into warp.

[doglips]

Where are you up to? (rough time?)

40mins in I reckon.

[Fried Gold]

Apparently Nimoy was really unhappy about the set for Spock's quarters.

[doglips]

Where are you up to? (rough time?)

kirk is now giving his spiel to the crew about him assuming command, and they just went into warp.

WOW! we are synchronised. BADASS.

[Brocktune]

how funny. i had no idea that the navigator had a "Simon" game built right into their console. what a distraction.

[doglips]

The Genesis Retinal scan - a question in that fucking quiz

[doglips]

This Genesis run down is cool.

[Fried Gold]

The guy who plays Khan's #1 is a bit lame. (he ended up playing dodgy bad guys in Babylon 5.

[Fried Gold]

Genesis - as created by Pixar.

Still one of the greatest uses of CGI.

[doglips]

God, Khan's crew really disregard proper bridge protocol.

All just leaning around, looking untidy.

[doglips]

That's it Scotty, connect your breathing mask to your armpit - sheesh.

[Brocktune]

who did the fuckin score for this flick? was it goldsmith? whoever it was did a bang up fuckin job.

[Fried Gold]

Ah Doglips....do you not know of the Zoner proverb......revenge is a dish served microwaved with lots of cheese on top.

[Fried Gold]

who did the fuckin score for this flick? was it goldsmith? whoever it was did a bang up fuckin job.

James Horner - it was his big break.

[Brocktune]

y'know its kind of funny to me, how today, shatner has sort of embraced this perception of his acting style as being completely over the top. and for the most part it is. but its flicks like this where you see that he actually CAN act. and i mean beyond this doped up, pseudo-hippie, MISTER TAMBOURINE MAAAAAAAAAN sort of schtick that he is so well known for.

[Brocktune]

i love spock.

i really do. i fuckin love him.

[Fried Gold]

It's all down to the director - "I discovered that if you did enough takes, Bill would get tired, restless and would stop 'acting' and just be himself".

[Brocktune]

hey! is that Olan Jones sitting next to khan at the helm of the reliant?

[Cpt Kirks 2pay]

Yeah, I even downloaded parts of this soundtrack. Love the Amazing Grace that he uses at the end.

Really brilliant emotinal music in parts. Really gets under your skin.

PS. Bet you all wish you saw this film just before Quizmania last Saturday eh?





































Then you STILL would have lost!!!!

[doglips]

HAha, I love sickbay - massive starship - 5 beds. All for the dead, living sit on the floor bleeding.

[Fried Gold]

The Federation Health Service has big waiting lists.

[Brocktune]

heh heh heh.

eat hot death, scotty's annoying nephew.

now the only ass you can try to bury your nose inside, is that of the allmighty.

[doglips]

The Regular 1 effects have been updated nicely - they look of the time, just more refined.

[Fried Gold]

Kirk got his arse kicked, Hurrah. Gives him something to come back from.

[Cpt Kirks 2pay]

No he didn't! Where/when?

[doglips]

Space Rat! HOW?

[Brocktune]

man, i wonder what it would take to get into saavik's pants. i mean the normal bullshit like flowers, and candy, and pillow talk have to mean nothing to her.

like most vulcan women,she probably only responds to guys with giant cocks.

[doglips]

man, i wonder what it would take to get into saavik's pants. i mean the normal bullshit like flowers, and candy, and pillow talk have to mean nothing to her.

like most vulcan women,she probably only responds to guys with giant cocks.

An irritating demeanor and pube hair?

Probably.

[Fried Gold]

Why didn't the McCoy scan the two of them? They look a bit ill, but he suspects nothing.

[doglips]

'Genesis I presume?'

Just laying around undone for people to browse.

[Fried Gold]

It's in it's display cabinet...as part of The Genesis Exhibition: Creating world, destroying lives.

[Fried Gold]

KHAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!!111

[Brocktune]

man, if my store is ever super slow, and we are in desperate need of customers, all i have to do, is make sure we are doing a zoner commentary that day. they wont come in until AFTER i start the fuckin movie. goddamn gentlemen.

speaking of shit customers, i just had a guy in here who had to be the worlds oldest, most disgusting looking seasoned citizen. gross, i think im gonna vom just thinking about the advanced state of decay his skin was in, and yet he still walks.

yikes!

[Brocktune]

heh, look at saavik giving the stink eye to dr. marcus. i cant believe she is so into kirk, especially as she is vulcan. but boy, does she seem hot to trot.

[Fried Gold]

How comes Dr Marcus, in their hasty escape from Regula 1, had time to change into her evening wear?

[Brocktune]

so if that little genesis experiment that they ran is on the planet regula, but subterranean, then where the fuck is all that sunlight coming from?

[doglips]

Exactly, I was wondering the same thing....

[Brocktune]

is that really how they load their torpedo bays?

when the fuck do they plan on firing on the reliant, next month?

you'd think that by the year 23whatever, they would have found a way to streamline the loading of their photon torpedo bays.

[Brocktune]

those exterior shots of the motara nebula really show off what a nice transfer this dvd is sporting.

[Fried Gold]

It was the Horatio Hornblower running-out-the-guns moment.

[doglips]

Nice Updated nebula effects, very nice.

This cat and mouse sequence is cool.

[doglips]

is that really how they load their torpedo bays?

when the fuck do they plan on firing on the reliant, next month?

you'd think that by the year 23whatever, they would have found a way to streamline the loading of their photon torpedo bays.

I assume they've gone to manual cos of the battle damage.

[Brocktune]

guys, i just want to take a minute here to apologize for this ridiculously oversized sig that i am sporting. i fucking hate it, and im going to change it. only, i cant do that until later. but i just wanted you all to know that i am truly sorry for shoving the fact that it's just like, it's just like a mini-mall down your throats in this fashion. fuck, I'M getting sick of looking at it every time i post. jesus. kiss that fucker goodbye after today!