Thanks the heavens for Vern. That review just cracked me up.
Let me just point out a few things about STONE COLD. Number one, there is a scene where Bosworth is inside a state supreme court building and about to be run over by a motorcycle. So he shoots the driver in the head, causing the motorcycle to launch out a window, collide with a helicopter - which explodes, then falls down and lands on a car, which also explodes. Number two, there is a scene where Lance Henriksen, dressed as a priest, guns down an entire jury with a machine gun. Number three, the Boz hugs a kimono dragon in one part. Number four, there's a shot from the POV of an electric guitar. Number five, pretty much the whole movie is like that, I'm not just listing the only good parts.
Enough said? I think so.