burlivesleftnut wrote:The Hulk should stretch Reed from the earth to the moon. And he should crush Iron Man inside his armor until the armor is like the size of a tin can or something. And the Hulk should rip out Black Bolt's vocal chords and somehow erase that character from history because he's boring. And then... and then... the Hulk should totally pop Professor X's head open like he's opening a bottle of Budweiser.
And even though he doesn't have anything against him really, the Hulk should eat Sentry whole and poop him out and then throw the poop into the sun because Sentry is a really really lame character.
bastard_robo wrote:The first batch of books came out today..
AND ITS THE SHIZNACK!
Hulk with Black Bolt...
PERFECTION!
King Psyz wrote:someone give me a quick run down so far, I dont really frequent funny book shops anymore and my spending is being watched with the bambino on the way.
burlivesleftnut wrote:Anyway, I just can't imagine this leading to the death of anyone, but I could be surprised. Iron Man, though, seems to be Quesadas love toy right now, so I think he's not going anywhere.
unikrunk wrote:Oh, the monkey fucking will continue unabated until Hulk makes an orange puddle out of Ben Grimm.
Chairman Kaga wrote:unikrunk wrote:Oh, the monkey fucking will continue unabated until Hulk makes an orange puddle out of Ben Grimm.
Wouldn't he be an orange pile or mound of gravel.
unikrunk wrote:Dude, the Hulk would just tie one end of Reed to a lamppost, and then jump around the moon with the other end, repeating until Reed snapped in half.
unikrunk wrote:Dude, the Hulk would just tie one end of Reed to a lamppost, and then jump around the moon with the other end, repeating until Reed snapped in half.
BuckyO'harre wrote:He could stretch reed's mouth open and kick over a fire hydrant.
Thus creating the worlds largest water balloon.
BuckyO'harre wrote:He could stretch reed's mouth open and kick over a fire hydrant.
Thus creating the worlds largest water balloon.
secret squirrel wrote:BuckyO'harre wrote:He could stretch reed's mouth open and kick over a fire hydrant.
Thus creating the worlds largest water balloon.
Now that would be hilarous, so should i pick up the Planet Hulk graphic novel before i read WWH? or can i just pick up and go with it without feeling out of the loop?
Toastie wrote:Doesn't hulk eat? Couldn't his like huge gamma ray strengthened choppers just gnaw through Mr. Fantastic's throat? It wouldn't be a punching battle, no. Hulk would have to rend flesh to finish that big (umm.. actually skinny whiny, etc.) white fuckin' stretchy muthafucker off!
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